NationStates Jolt Archive

After years of planning and designing, the newest psychological weapon has been made. It has been estimated to be capable of bringing entire multinational corporations to their knees if deployed correctly. It is, of course, the hentai-based weapon or HBW.

The HBW is superior to all past psychological weapons when used on conservatives because it targets the greatest weaknesses of conservatives. Only anarchists, who are both tolerant of porno and mentally stable due to a lack of mind-warping authority, can deploy it.

When deployed, the weapon typically results in resignation and capitulation, and sometimes even suicide on some more extreme conservatives. Some have claimed that this weapon is inherently fascist, being able to eliminate people based on political views, but others say the same about conservatives.

The weapon was just tested today on a group of captured conservatives. The results were astounding. 80% of conservatives renounced their political views in under 15 seconds and 50% showed physical discomfort. The weapon is being added to all ships in the Letilan fleet and hand-weapon versions are being considered.

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Test it on the developers of the weapon and the people who suggested it. You may be suprised.

Test it on the developers of the weapon and the people who suggested it. You may be suprised.

What do you mean? It doesn't really have much impact on anarchists. It might startle us, but it doesn't really elicit any emotional responce from us.

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A shining example of 'tolerance' expressed by 'anarchists' to those with other political views. Bigotry's funny as long as it's against people you oppose, right?

That's odd, where did you get the impression that conservatives don't like pornography? Our research proves different from yours.

-President Carter

A shining example of 'tolerance' expressed by 'anarchists' to those with other political views. Bigotry's funny as long as it's against people you oppose, right?

Uh, conservatives are opposed to freedom and equality. I think we are justified in opposing them.

That's odd, where did you get the impression that conservatives don't like pornography? Our research proves different from yours.


By studying their politics and art, a great source of info, by the way.

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A shining example of 'tolerance' expressed by 'anarchists' to those with other political views. Bigotry's funny as long as it's against people you oppose, right?

Uh, conservatives are opposed to freedom and equality. I think we are justified in opposing them.

That's odd, where did you get the impression that conservatives don't like pornography? Our research proves different from yours.


By studying their politics and art, a great source of info, by the way.

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Ahh, you are quite uninformed then. Plenty of conservatives enjoy pornography. It's a common misconception that all conservatives are afraid of nudity. They're human too, and they get horny as well.

As for conservatives opposing freedom and equality: you're also misinformed. Conservative simply means traditional and thus if a tradition was that of freedom and equality, then those conservatives would be for freedom and equality.

You're unorganised anarchist society has done horrid research, but we can't blame you for trying.

-President Carter

Ahh, you are quite uninformed then. Plenty of conservatives enjoy pornography. It's a common misconception that all conservatives are afraid of nudity. They're human too, and they get horny as well.

By conservative, I mean like the republican party, not simply pro-capitalist and government-size reduction rhetoric types. What I'm talking about are the kind of people who hate gay people, pot, etc.

As for conservatives opposing freedom and equality: you're also misinformed. Conservative simply means traditional and thus if a tradition was that of freedom and equality, then those conservatives would be for freedom and equality.

The tradition is usually racism, sexism, and homophobia. Conservatives are always decrying porno as a degradation of morality and an attack on the family.

You're unorganised anarchist society has done horrid research, but we can't blame you for trying.

You must be refering to a different form of conservatism. Perhaps you are confusing it with the whole "Ayn Rand" thing.

Either that or you mean the original definition, which was basically a scepticism in basing government on new political ideologies and criticized how they often emphasized reason and left no room for tradition.

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OOC/IC: Well, it all depends on what hentai it's based on. No one can take much of La Blue Girl, because it's screwed up. There's the more tasteful (if it could be called that) Shin Angel and things like that. There are far too many types of hentai to just have a hentai-based weapons. I actually watch hentai not as porn, but as another form/s of anime. I like to be well versed in all aspects of anime. Except for yaoi. *shudder* My friend likes yaoi. She's a good artist, but its mostly borderline yaoi.

Well, it all depends on what hentai it's based on. No one can take much of La Blue Girl, because it's screwed up. There's the more tasteful (if it could be called that) Shin Angel and things like that. There are far too many types of hentai to just have a hentai-based weapons. I actually watch hentai not as porn, but as another form/s of anime. I like to be well versed in all aspects of anime.

The "ammo" we are using is tentacle monstery. The main delay was really finding hentai in a world without Japan.

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Official response from the Imperial Ministry of the Armed Forces:

muffled laughter

Oh, we're so scared...how horrible! Poorly drawn cartoon sex! Dear god, won't that stop us authoritarians right in our tracks! Please, no more! Our democratic constitutional monarchy is too authoritarian for us to cope with the tentacles! Look! Our highly armed and well-trained Legionnaires are either fleeing, or turning into hippies! I, myself, now see the light and realise that what Novar Ohan needs is to eliminate any central authority and return to the stone age!

...

Pathetic. I'd give the order to invade you, but I fear you'd lower the imperium's average intelligence by 100%.

Freidrich Tartakan
First Marshal of the Armed Forces
Divine Imperium of Novar Ohan and the Sunset Isles

Oh, we're so scared...how horrible! Poorly drawn cartoon sex! Dear god, won't that stop us authoritarians right in our tracks! Please, no more! Our democratic constitutional monarchy is too authoritarian for us to cope with the tentacles! Look! Our highly armed and well-trained Legionnaires are either fleeing, or turning into hippies! I, myself, now see the light and realise that what Novar Ohan needs is to eliminate any central authority and return to the stone age!

You underestimate the power of psychological warfare.

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"Basically, claims that the Holocaust didn't happen are as stupid as saying the Sun is made from Cheese."-English Republicans
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And you underestimate the power of a nuclear weapon exploding over each of your major cities...um, communes...um...whatever the hell it is anti-government scum like you have...
Freidrich Tartakan
First Marshal of the Armed Forces
Divine Imperium of Novar Ohan and the Sunset Isles

"That's an interesting question, actually..." Kaiserin Malissa said, ponderingly, "if my Social Democrat administration is Authoritarian, what is it they would call...Iansisle?"

"I'm sure I don't know, madame." Charles said, bowing low to the ground. "Probably fascist, or nazi, or totalitarian, or something..."
Malissa Lucille Black
Kaiserin of Novar Ohan, Princess of Roania, Overlady of Agua, Liege Lady of Derricks, Lady Protector of Altara, Tsarina of the Sunset Isles, Protector of the Faith, Supreme Arbiter
Divine Imperium of Novar Ohan and the Sunset Isles

And you underestimate the power of a nuclear weapon exploding over each of your major cities...um, communes...um...whatever the hell it is anti-government scum like you have...

But we have spaceships

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"Basically, claims that the Holocaust didn't happen are as stupid as saying the Sun is made from Cheese."-English Republicans
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But we have spaceships


Hooboy, I would love to know how a bunch of anarchistic-socialist farmers managed to acheive the industrial capacity required for spaceships.

Tartakan patted the RBC (Really Big Cannon) happily. "I love you, ms. RBC..." he said, before aiming it at a test satellite in LEO and pressing the big red button.

The sattelite exploded. Tartakan was sent flying by the recoil. When he stood up, he coughed and turned to the technicians. "Any reason why none of the General Staff was informed that we'd need a man made out of rubber to press the button?"

Hooboy, I would love to know how a bunch of anarchistic-socialist farmers managed to acheive the industrial capacity required for spaceships.

OOC: We aren't farmers. Letila is a space nation.

It isn't necessary to flex your muscles at us, Roania. We just want to be left alone for now.

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"Basically, claims that the Holocaust didn't happen are as stupid as saying the Sun is made from Cheese."-English Republicans
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I like big butts!
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OOC: As a joke weapon I can see the uses and it would be fun if you can get someone to accept it and make a fun thread out of it going off in a big corperate meeting as two evil companies meet to merge and WHAM, the Anarchists win again!

However, as a more serious weapon I feel I have to note that pornography and other possibly offencive material would have to be specifically selected to suit the individual because people aren't as sterotypical as you would think. A ultraconservative may be be a frequent user of pornography of one kind and yet be very offended at other kinds. Often it would be down to the individuals upbringing and personal preferances.

Whats more, to get an effect on a large group of people you may have to use very powerful forms of offensive images; gore-filled violence, child pornography, torture images and other very offencive and disgusting images... such images would work against pretty everyone and not just conservatives. I couldn't imagine any images which would work against just conservatives because they are as diverse as any other political group.

In eithercase, such images would be hard to get hold of and question the very morals of how you get hold of them and how you could use them. The effect they would have would be crude, different people will have different reactions... as psychological warfare goes it's pretty crude and basic and with training it can be pretty much ignored.

I think it's a joke weapon and I like that idea... seriously I wouldn't have much effect.

OOC: Iuthia is absolutely right. No, and I mean no proper army is going to give in just because of hentai or images like that. They'd be disgusted, they might decide to mercy-kill their opponents, but they would not capitulate.

Your pathetic armed militias with no training or leadership, though...

Been there, done that, Letila.

Sorry to say, but our Weapons of Mass Tolerance (WMTs) have already been battle-tested against Omz222 on numerous occasions. The trebuchet delivery system has proven quite effective.

Iuthia is absolutely right. No, and I mean no proper army is going to give in just because of hentai or images like that. They'd be disgusted, they might decide to mercy-kill their opponents, but they would not capitulate.

OOC: That's not the point. It only has to slow them down.

Well, there isn't much else to say on hentai-based weaponry. Stay tuned and come back next time to see how to take on free market capitalists and after that, Marxists.

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"Basically, claims that the Holocaust didn't happen are as stupid as saying the Sun is made from Cheese."-English Republicans
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/eddy_the_great/steatopygia.jpg

Why would people trained to kill without thought be disgusted by Sexual images? To think of all that training gone to waste, when all we needed were a bunch of creepy looking artists! Seriously, no-one would take their minds off Not getting killed by Hentai. Try distribution among industrial sectors, all those people do is the same thing day in day out, where such graphic imagery would have a greater effect.

The Foolish Beuaru Of Spulling and Porno

"Funniest joke I've heard all day. I need to get out of the office more."

-Lord President of the Corporate Federal Conglomerate, Chief Executive Officer of Cathedral Capital, Heinrid Abadas

If you like, we'd be very happy to help you test the weapon. Just set a date and a time that's inconvenient for you, and we'll send a fleet or six. You'll see very quickly just how devastatingly effective your weapon is.

There is much muffled snickering in the background.

Arizona Nova echoes Menemacar's statement, and is quite willing to send its 3 Hyperion class battleships and respective fleets in to, ahem, be "delegates" at this little "test." It condemns Letila's use of II and NS RPing to draw attention to his militant anarchist (?) views. It is also beginning intensive training at all levels of the military for "HBW tolerance," exposing them to low-level doses of HBW and gradually increasing the power. While the outcry against this is second only to when the anthrax vaccine was mandatory, the government believes it is for the best. Military training usually involves seeing death and carnage anyway (at least in the US), and while distasteful, it is still considered important. The training also consists of mental toughness programs, and general courses dealing with resisting psychic weaponry. I would like to thank Letila for bringing this up, though, otherwise I might not have realized I had a chink in my armor as far as psychich weaponry is involved. Cheers!
"Conservative Neo-fascist" to some,
~Anithraldur

we would just like to add as a side note
that lack of hierarchy in no way precludes
nonhierarchal coordingation of tecnological development

it is true however that pseudo/neo-conservatives are
indeed as 'perverted' as they label everyone who doesn't
aggree with them. they just don't want anyone else to be
allowed to enjoy it without getting their own pound of flesh
out of them.

their pretense of morality has never been anything other
then an absolute sham behind which to hide flagrant
and irrisponsible disreguard for the real consiquences
of their policies, priorities and actions.

=^^=
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OmzianImage Television Network -- News Story Excerpts

"...As for the Omzian Progressive Party and Omzian Democratic Socialist Party, both of them has unofficially expressed negative but sarcastic and satirical respons on the. One of the top supporters in the Omzian Progressive Party called the new 'product', 'a failed attempt in creating a senseless joke by childish and mindless anarchists', while Bankan Ianra of the Socialist Party called the HBW 'a laughable attempt at propaganda, only more pitiful than the money-wasting gas [Weapon of Mass Tolerance] that some has been using against us some years ago.'

However, the HBW has yet to gain any approval from the Omzian government's Special Materials Review Board. But..."