Nintendania
25-06-2004, 18:16
Today, president Gamingboy agreed that Nintendania was adopting a doctrine forumulated by Joe Jonathan. The doctrine states:
"In the case of human events, the innocent are sometimes left to starve. The Republic of Nintendania from hereby swears that unwarranted attacks, both physical and mental, will be denounced. The Republic of Nintendania will whenever it sees fit provide aid to the citizens of nation's oppressed, and provide military protection to those targeted by genocide, should the president of Nintendania sees able to do so."
Pundits are slamming Gamingboy's policy, saying "It'll drive Nintendania into war" and that "It may bring about hositility from foreign powers." Gamingboy reassured the public that Nintendania's advanced technology could protect from most strikes.
"In the case of human events, the innocent are sometimes left to starve. The Republic of Nintendania from hereby swears that unwarranted attacks, both physical and mental, will be denounced. The Republic of Nintendania will whenever it sees fit provide aid to the citizens of nation's oppressed, and provide military protection to those targeted by genocide, should the president of Nintendania sees able to do so."
Pundits are slamming Gamingboy's policy, saying "It'll drive Nintendania into war" and that "It may bring about hositility from foreign powers." Gamingboy reassured the public that Nintendania's advanced technology could protect from most strikes.