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Battle on the senate floor...one man has heart attack!

Nintendania
21-06-2004, 19:35
Feed from C-NINT-

Senator Reynolds: The plan to demobilize 2 percent of the military is nonsense!

Sen. Baker: The plan is NOT nonsense. Nintendania has not been in a war in months. Nay, years!

Sen. Howard: The Godzilla action was not a war.

Reynolds: OF COURSE IT WAS! Thousands died to stop godzilla. And as is, Godzilla isn't dead, merely on ice!

Baker: With Godzilla, we don't NEED weapons.

Sen. Yosemite: It doesn't matter! The fact of the matter is that the world is a dangerous place. With or without our impentrable missile shield and large space fleet!

Baker: Godzilla still is all we need.

Sen. Fredricks: I think your mad! My Nephew died trying to stop Godzilla. We will not decrease the military. And we will not decomission 2% of the fleet. Or 2% of anything.

Baker: O REALLY!

(Baker marches toward Fredricks, punches are thrown, and soon all the senate is in a bruhaha)


(Video feed gets choppy)

Someone: O MY GOD! THE SENATOR HAS HAD A HEART ATTACK.

Someone else: MY GOD! MY GOD!



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