The time has come to balance the usefullness of one's productivity to society with one's compensation. Since "Free Agency", professional sports has dominated the wage structure of many countries. This will come to an end in the Confederacy of Anti-Profitism. The value of hoops, stickball, golf, et. al. shall be deemed as MINIMUM WAGE enterprises. Popularity will still exist as well as endorsement compensation, but the actual earning wage shall be governed and set. The allure of Pro Sports shall be humbled as a common blue-collar trade skill. Athletes shall accept or be exiled or be re-trained into a skill more beneficial to society. Countries willing to accept our non-conforming athletes, please respond. Note: Residual retirement incomes of these individuals shall be forfeited upon their departure.