NationStates Jolt Archive

Bob, the All-Seeing & Self-Serving High Poobah of the Rogue Nation of Circumflex, invites any and all free thinking nations to the gloriously underpopulated region of Lunatic Fringe.

Our vast open tracts trimmed with azure blue seas are waiting to be peopled with the young, the wary, the off-center, and the underappreciated. Construct towering monuments to your own grandiose self-importance! Plant acre upon acre of cabbages! Host international waffle-making competitions! Saunter through town in the nude! We don't care!

Applications are currently being accepted at all Western Union locations worldwide. Please provide a valid photo ID and three proofs of purchase.

Come join the minimally-regulated madness of Lunatic Fringe!

Ok, whats your point.

"A careful analysis of [the] region's pros and cons leaves only one conclusion: Lunatic Fringe is one of the more interesting places to live, given an open mind and a lack of mental impairment."

-- The New York Times

"Where else can you find such a bounty of nature juxtaposed with such an array of eccentrics and madmen?"

-- The NationStates Free Press

"It ain't Cincinnati. But the chicks are hot."

-- Warren Buffett

"Well, it's better than living in a box under a freeway overpass . . ."

-- anonymous