Radoslava
17-06-2004, 04:49
Good evening to all in attendance. Welcome to the Radoslavan People’s News Network, giving our viewers the People’s Truth at all hours of every day! The first news on the board today is the introduction of a brand new political system by President Nicholai Solodukhin. This morning the President announced he has plans to introduce a new system he calls ‘The Sword of the People.” When we asked for some details he said this:
“Our way of leadership is currently not truly representative of the whole of the People. The new system will be wholly different. In the current system many politicians stay in place too long, so they get old, weak, and stupid. This new system will make certain that only those who are young, strong, intelligent, and innovative will hold offices of power in Radoslava. A vote will be held using this new system to determine if it is good enough for continued use. Keep your cameras in working order until then, as you will need them for this!”
“Our way of leadership is currently not truly representative of the whole of the People. The new system will be wholly different. In the current system many politicians stay in place too long, so they get old, weak, and stupid. This new system will make certain that only those who are young, strong, intelligent, and innovative will hold offices of power in Radoslava. A vote will be held using this new system to determine if it is good enough for continued use. Keep your cameras in working order until then, as you will need them for this!”