Ponte Vedra
17-06-2004, 01:24
I kick ass. I do it well. It’s simple, you follow these steps and maybe you can be close to being an ass kicking state like me. It involves knowing what the hell you are doing, understanding the real world, understanding basic physics and how certain things work….like grammar, and ultimately the non-use of pictures.
I am talking about how I am a better Role-Player than all of you, this is specially directed to certain alliances like…UnAPs…or…RBA. You see, I Role-Play with a point. I am a mostly benevolent dictatorship, although my country’s description is something of an OMG 3llo si un Capitalista dictatorshipo! (to hack up the Spanish Language), I can assure you that there is a point for this. It’s to gain security for my nation, allow for my people to prosper, and stay in power without the threat of some commie coming in and saying OMG its time for teh proletariats!! Those people can go to hell. My nation kicks ass because the government’s job isn’t to give my people stuff for free, it has ultimately gotten rid of pensions (unless you worked for the government or military, because the gov and military works like a business, really). My people get off their asses, work for their own education, work their asses off to not fall through the cracks, and eventually do the best they can in life. You see, my people are better than your people. Period. You’re people go to public school where the teachers get paid to sit around and do squat shit but turn their students into eco-loving liberals, that way the world can be a perfect communism some day…just like in star trek, which I am pretty sure was a communist/socialist, or at least as f---ed up as China, state.
My people rule j00 a$$. Yours don’t. Work on it and someday you might be as good as me. Until then, you might as well go back to “saving the rainforest and looking for that one cure for cancer.” Oh, PS, eco-nuts. The Rain Forest has over 700 identifiable sources of Cancer. It’s time to plow it and take our chances. F--- the rainforest and F--- hippies. Hippies are lined up and shot in my country, that is also what makes it better than yours. Hippies and Goths. Goths also suck. You are not individual, you are just freaks for dressing black. Go outside and work on a tan, because pasty white is…gross. These people are locked up and forced into tanning booths in my nation. Try to hide, damned vampires.
My military is better than yours also because I realize that not everyone in my military is front line. In fact, only about 10% of my military is front line. People also don’t realize that you need to feed, house, and pay your troops, aside from the rest of stuff they need…like time to talk to family and that sort. Also you need Doctors. Why? They heal the sick in your military. Wounded are typically left on the battlefield to die because their leaders are life-sucking morons who don’t understand the value of a life, especially one you paid money for to train. Those people can also go to hell. You have medics for a reason, you have aid stations for a reason.
Also, no one seems to know what logistics means. Look at the root word…logic…with some fancy added stuff on the back. “Oh, I need to move my troops here? I guess I’ll just fly them all unequipped with two grenades and two clips and my expensive guns to the front line, then have those planes return without fueling because they are hydrogen and I’m technologically….” You get the point. Logistics means transporting war materiel either away from the front or to the front. It basically says having a schedule, a budget, and a means of transporting goods from and to a location, at a certain time. People also don’t realize that your logistics have priorities and certain limits (either by manpower, budget, or geographic attributes). When nations understand some basic stuff about logistics and what it takes to transport goods to and from the warfront, then they will be considered decent role-players.
My Army, Navy, Air Force, and other front line branches kick your branches ass. Why? Because I have tactics! That’s why. I just happen to have a basic understanding of the military, which is all you really need. Stats mean squat, people. “OMG I have this many CIWS on my ship” and during RP, those CIWS manage to move all over the ship so they can intercept every missile coming there way. Oh, yeah, they also have infinite ammo. No. A ship has CIWS in certain places where they can cover certain arcs of fire for a reason, so you have full protection to the best of your ability. Understand this, people. I don’t want to explain it when I am bitching at you how it is impossible to intercept 100 missiles heading at three ships. Go to FAS or Global Security, understand some basic things about what an effective battle group would be, an effective squadron, or air operation, defense, or ground force. I hate explaining I to people over and over again. I grasp this myself because I did my own research taking the time out of my busy schedule to learn a bit about what the real world is like. You should do it to, because if you don’t, you won’t kick as much ass as I do.
I also enjoy eating new players for lunch. I refuse to you that ‘leet’ version because its OMG teh stubip. There is enough of that shit around. And I realize that I sound like I have my head up the ass, but I don’t. It actually happens that a good portion of the well respected people in the game have their heads up their asses about their nations and how their style of government is the best. Tough luck. It’s not. In my experience in life, I haven’t seen everyone be unified in support of a single sort of gov. (willingly <insert gov. style, I.E. Fascism, Communism, Socialism, Democracy). Those of you out there who say that EVERYONE wants to be this, must either be an authoritarian similar to Iraq and hold plebiscite elections, or you have your head so far up your ass that a crowbar and the world’s strongest man cannot pull you out. Get things right. Play realistically. I hate people who don’t understand this. Worthless.
Learn how to spell and some basic grammar. If you do, people will not judge you as a bad player right from the start. And when you are able to write like me….for pages and pages with some killer plots and that sort, then you’d be a good player. But right now, you suck.
Picturewanking is gay. Statwanking is utterly worthless. Unless you’ve decided to design the whole ship from start to finish and name every person on your crew, give a description of each person, then I don’t want to see anything that says “My boat has this many guns that are shooting at you even though common logic says that only this many guns can shoot you at a time.” Picturewanking is even worse. “My military operation consists of <insert picture of random military vehicle or person> and it does <insert picture illustrating a verb you can easily say without having to find a picture on the internet, and if you can’t, you would probably be one of the bums that the UN claims are lining the streets in my country because they can’t hack it>.” Get over yourself, admit you suck, and leave until you get better. I don’t want to read your crap and kill my bandwidth because you couldn’t write at least a paragraph telling me, in detail, what’s going on. That stuff sucks major monkey balls.
So, people…none of you are going to be able to keep up with me. I am the best, move over. Don’t make me use my army of pirates and lumberjacks go after you, chase you down, and eat you for dinner. Take this advice from me, do a little research. That way this game doesn’t suck as bad as it does. Until then, I am the ultimate ass kicker, none of you can compete. You are all hacks, except for a few. Those few know who they are because they are people I know and have RPed with for a long time. The rest of you suck. End of story. Get over yourself. I rule.
I am talking about how I am a better Role-Player than all of you, this is specially directed to certain alliances like…UnAPs…or…RBA. You see, I Role-Play with a point. I am a mostly benevolent dictatorship, although my country’s description is something of an OMG 3llo si un Capitalista dictatorshipo! (to hack up the Spanish Language), I can assure you that there is a point for this. It’s to gain security for my nation, allow for my people to prosper, and stay in power without the threat of some commie coming in and saying OMG its time for teh proletariats!! Those people can go to hell. My nation kicks ass because the government’s job isn’t to give my people stuff for free, it has ultimately gotten rid of pensions (unless you worked for the government or military, because the gov and military works like a business, really). My people get off their asses, work for their own education, work their asses off to not fall through the cracks, and eventually do the best they can in life. You see, my people are better than your people. Period. You’re people go to public school where the teachers get paid to sit around and do squat shit but turn their students into eco-loving liberals, that way the world can be a perfect communism some day…just like in star trek, which I am pretty sure was a communist/socialist, or at least as f---ed up as China, state.
My people rule j00 a$$. Yours don’t. Work on it and someday you might be as good as me. Until then, you might as well go back to “saving the rainforest and looking for that one cure for cancer.” Oh, PS, eco-nuts. The Rain Forest has over 700 identifiable sources of Cancer. It’s time to plow it and take our chances. F--- the rainforest and F--- hippies. Hippies are lined up and shot in my country, that is also what makes it better than yours. Hippies and Goths. Goths also suck. You are not individual, you are just freaks for dressing black. Go outside and work on a tan, because pasty white is…gross. These people are locked up and forced into tanning booths in my nation. Try to hide, damned vampires.
My military is better than yours also because I realize that not everyone in my military is front line. In fact, only about 10% of my military is front line. People also don’t realize that you need to feed, house, and pay your troops, aside from the rest of stuff they need…like time to talk to family and that sort. Also you need Doctors. Why? They heal the sick in your military. Wounded are typically left on the battlefield to die because their leaders are life-sucking morons who don’t understand the value of a life, especially one you paid money for to train. Those people can also go to hell. You have medics for a reason, you have aid stations for a reason.
Also, no one seems to know what logistics means. Look at the root word…logic…with some fancy added stuff on the back. “Oh, I need to move my troops here? I guess I’ll just fly them all unequipped with two grenades and two clips and my expensive guns to the front line, then have those planes return without fueling because they are hydrogen and I’m technologically….” You get the point. Logistics means transporting war materiel either away from the front or to the front. It basically says having a schedule, a budget, and a means of transporting goods from and to a location, at a certain time. People also don’t realize that your logistics have priorities and certain limits (either by manpower, budget, or geographic attributes). When nations understand some basic stuff about logistics and what it takes to transport goods to and from the warfront, then they will be considered decent role-players.
My Army, Navy, Air Force, and other front line branches kick your branches ass. Why? Because I have tactics! That’s why. I just happen to have a basic understanding of the military, which is all you really need. Stats mean squat, people. “OMG I have this many CIWS on my ship” and during RP, those CIWS manage to move all over the ship so they can intercept every missile coming there way. Oh, yeah, they also have infinite ammo. No. A ship has CIWS in certain places where they can cover certain arcs of fire for a reason, so you have full protection to the best of your ability. Understand this, people. I don’t want to explain it when I am bitching at you how it is impossible to intercept 100 missiles heading at three ships. Go to FAS or Global Security, understand some basic things about what an effective battle group would be, an effective squadron, or air operation, defense, or ground force. I hate explaining I to people over and over again. I grasp this myself because I did my own research taking the time out of my busy schedule to learn a bit about what the real world is like. You should do it to, because if you don’t, you won’t kick as much ass as I do.
I also enjoy eating new players for lunch. I refuse to you that ‘leet’ version because its OMG teh stubip. There is enough of that shit around. And I realize that I sound like I have my head up the ass, but I don’t. It actually happens that a good portion of the well respected people in the game have their heads up their asses about their nations and how their style of government is the best. Tough luck. It’s not. In my experience in life, I haven’t seen everyone be unified in support of a single sort of gov. (willingly <insert gov. style, I.E. Fascism, Communism, Socialism, Democracy). Those of you out there who say that EVERYONE wants to be this, must either be an authoritarian similar to Iraq and hold plebiscite elections, or you have your head so far up your ass that a crowbar and the world’s strongest man cannot pull you out. Get things right. Play realistically. I hate people who don’t understand this. Worthless.
Learn how to spell and some basic grammar. If you do, people will not judge you as a bad player right from the start. And when you are able to write like me….for pages and pages with some killer plots and that sort, then you’d be a good player. But right now, you suck.
Picturewanking is gay. Statwanking is utterly worthless. Unless you’ve decided to design the whole ship from start to finish and name every person on your crew, give a description of each person, then I don’t want to see anything that says “My boat has this many guns that are shooting at you even though common logic says that only this many guns can shoot you at a time.” Picturewanking is even worse. “My military operation consists of <insert picture of random military vehicle or person> and it does <insert picture illustrating a verb you can easily say without having to find a picture on the internet, and if you can’t, you would probably be one of the bums that the UN claims are lining the streets in my country because they can’t hack it>.” Get over yourself, admit you suck, and leave until you get better. I don’t want to read your crap and kill my bandwidth because you couldn’t write at least a paragraph telling me, in detail, what’s going on. That stuff sucks major monkey balls.
So, people…none of you are going to be able to keep up with me. I am the best, move over. Don’t make me use my army of pirates and lumberjacks go after you, chase you down, and eat you for dinner. Take this advice from me, do a little research. That way this game doesn’t suck as bad as it does. Until then, I am the ultimate ass kicker, none of you can compete. You are all hacks, except for a few. Those few know who they are because they are people I know and have RPed with for a long time. The rest of you suck. End of story. Get over yourself. I rule.