Giant Foreheads
16-06-2004, 00:37
Well, here I am with my cabinet ministers discussing how we can broaden our already gratuitous sex-freedom laws...and I get a tad hungry.
So, I head back to my private office only to discover that somehow, through my locked door, someone got in...and stole my sandwich! This is no ORDINARY sandwich! This is a rare moray eel sandwich! As our national animal it is invaluable!
I can only speculate that it was a spy from some other nation. Will the nation responsible speak up! I want my dang sandwich!
Oh...and perhaps a personal masseuse as an apology. Yes. that sounds good.
So, I head back to my private office only to discover that somehow, through my locked door, someone got in...and stole my sandwich! This is no ORDINARY sandwich! This is a rare moray eel sandwich! As our national animal it is invaluable!
I can only speculate that it was a spy from some other nation. Will the nation responsible speak up! I want my dang sandwich!
Oh...and perhaps a personal masseuse as an apology. Yes. that sounds good.