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FHN unleashes computing beast

Foe Hammer
15-06-2004, 07:20
For years, Foe Hammer Nanotechnology, Incorporated, has put the power of hundreds of Home PCs into the palms of our Military through the use of Nanotechnology. Through cooperation among our competetors, we have developed such systems as Nano-Hyperthreading, Nordlundium transistors, Nano-hyperthreading and Processor Self-cooling.

Only through decades of research could we achieve the impossible. Quantum Computers were but a myth in the twentieth century, and many who struggled to uncover the goldmine of power in Quantum computing failed miserably. FHN's doezens of research teams, operating in high-end research centers, have made PC's and Supercomputers a thing of the past.

A 14 qubit Quantum Processing Unit from Foe Hammer Nanotechnologies equals the processing power of a conventional 4.6 teraflop Supercomputer. Made possible by parallelism, a Quantam Processing Unit from Foe Hammer Nanotechnologies can process millions of operations per second, and yet, the average home computer can only process one.

"But, with all this power harnessed in a little chip, what's stopping my computer from blowing itself to hell, and taking me along for the ride? Won't it get a tad bit hot in my case?"

Heavens, no! With our specially formulated Supercooling compound embedded within the chip, your computer will run quietly and efficiently, with no components being barbequed.

"Okay, now, I know you're not going to market a Supermicroprocessor at a reasonably sane price. How big of a hole will this put in my wallet?"

Pfft. FHN's production routines are cost-effective, and we carry the savings on to the customer.

XD14 Quantum Processing Unit
http://www.nanoelectronics.jp/freestuffs/large/microprocessor.jpg
-14 Qubits (4.6 Teraflops (4.6 Trillion Floating Point Operations Per Second))
-Xero-Degree-coolant-compound cooled (Computations actually take place INSIDE the coolant!)
-Unclocked (5.6 Petahertz Maximum, set it to whatever speed you desire!)
-$899
-FREE FHN ATX-form XD14M Motherboard
6 RAM Slots
PhoenixBIOS Chip
XD14 Quantun Processing Unit-compatible
6 PCI Ports
ATX 20-pin and 6-pin Power connections
The Most Glorious Hack
15-06-2004, 08:09
Seems he missed the fine print:

"Motherboard sold seperately, not guaranteed to work, or to be compatible with, any existing motherboard, you suckers."

However, the Hack will gladly sell a motherboard that will work with this chip, for the low, low price of 8.359 million chits.

- Daargan Zarad, Office of Unofficial Official Statements
The Semi-Autonomous Technocratic Oligarchy of the Most Glorious Hack
Foe Hammer
15-06-2004, 21:54
Seems he missed the fine print:

"Motherboard sold seperately, not guaranteed to work, or to be compatible with, any existing motherboard, you suckers."

However, the Hack will gladly sell a motherboard that will work with this chip, for the low, low price of 8.359 million chits.

- Daargan Zarad, Office of Unofficial Official Statements
The Semi-Autonomous Technocratic Oligarchy of the Most Glorious Hack
Damn! You caught us.

Well, all processors don't work with some motherboards, or chipsets :P.

In order to get a Hyperthreaded Intel P4, you need to buy chipsets for it, and quite possibly a new OS and motherboard.

Buy now and receive a free ATX-class FHN Motherboard!
Foe Hammer
16-06-2004, 08:54
.::Regulation FP9 Bump Sequence Initiated::.
X Gon Give It To Ya. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/x.php)