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Communique from Aaron Sanchez, Speaker of the Andolaian People's Moot:

To all interested nations,

The Serene Republic of Andolai has decided after careful deliberation to seek diplomatic ties with all nations on the world stage, regardless of political affilliation.

If you are interested in an ambassadorial exchange, we would be more than happy to find suitable accommodations for your people within our capital of Nueva Blanca.

We only ask that your ambassadors respect the following customs:

1) While it is understood that certain nations have laws regarding public nudity, no such laws exist in our Republic.

2) Possession, sale, and usage of narcotics are not prohibited.

3) Certain customs of ours require us to welcome newcomers with a carnal display of affection. If you do not wish for your representative to be greeted in such a manner, please let us know before he or she arrives. If you wish for your representative to be greeted thusly, please alert us as to whether your ambassador's preference is heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual.

4) Please do not be alarmed by the presence of firearms. All Andolaian citizens are required to own a firearm of some sort, and to be trained in its use. We have found this to be an acceptable manner of forestalling aggressive moves against our nation.

While in Nueva Blanca, your representatives will be treated to a wide variety of cultural events, fine dining (as stated in our national motto), and various forms of entertainment. Additionally, those interested in environmental matters will find much to admire in our nation's national park system. It is our hope that Andolai will be seen as tourist destination for nations throughout the world.

Sincerely,
Aaron Sanchez
Andolaian People's Moot.

Largent would be happy to extend diplomatic ties.

Largent, we happily accept your offer.

Please let us know of the time and date of your arrival, in addition to any specific needs or requests of your representatives.

Sarzonia would be interested in establishing diplomatic ties with Andolai and establishing an embassy in your country.

However, Sarzonians are generally uncomfortable with public displays of affection and would prefer not being greeted with a carnal display of affection. Also, in deference to your stated request, the ambassador we have nominated pending your government's approval is homosexual.

Timothy R. Gardner
Director
Office of Diplomatic Relations
Incorporated States of Sarzonia

Sarzonia, we thank you for your interest, and will refrain from our usual ceremony in deference to your cultural standards.

Your ambassador is most welcome. Please let us know the time and date of his arrival so that we may greet him at the airport or train station.

Muktar will send a representative as soon as we can recruit one. The pickings are rather thin, what with all our embassies and diplomatic events. Carnal greeting and sexual preference details will be provided once a diplomat is found and trained.

Understood, Muktar. Please let us know the details at your earliest convenience, and we will do our utmost to make your appointed representative comfortable.

*Bump*

Sarzonia, we thank you for your interest, and will refrain from our usual ceremony in deference to your cultural standards.

Your ambassador is most welcome. Please let us know the time and date of his arrival so that we may greet him at the airport or train station.

Our ambassador should be arriving in Nueva Blanca in two days. The flight is scheduled to depart Woodstock International Jetport at 7:35 a.m. Sarzonian Daylight Time [OOC: Let's say that's 5:35 tomorrow, EDT]. It should arrive in Nueva Blanca's airport at [OOC: I'll let you pick a time that corresponds to a feasible arrival time.]

We would very much like to establish diplomatic relations with Andolai, and an embassy would be very nice. We called our head Diplomat, Erzsebet Sorvik, but she was... otherwise engaged... so we will be sending Bente Katarindatter to your nation. She is bisexual.

Some considerations:

1. We would like to know what the climate is like in Andolai, as our citizens are very used to our arctic climate.

2. Bente is a callisdrunian vampire, meaning in order to stay alive she needs to consume blood occassionally, so her donor, Thor Katarindatter (in Callisdrun, the husband takes the last name of the wife, except in same sex marriages, where they work something out.) Callisdrunian vampires are not undead, they do not kill people for sustainence, and being bitten by one, contrary to popular belief, will not turn someone.

3. If it is available, we would like some sort of stone masonry building with architecture reminiscient of a castle, to remind our ambassador of government buildings in Callisdrun. This, however, is far from a necessity. If your nation's climate is hot, we will definitely need air conditioning though.

Bente is quite a naturist and would love to see your national park system. Though she and Thor are married, they won't mind being greeted in the traditional manner of your nation. The presence of firearms will not be alarming to Bente as she herself carries a one handed battle axe as per Callisdrunian custom. We hope you won't mind.

OOC: TG me if any of this seems vague. I've been told before that I can be vague, so yeah.

The Holy Empire would be most interested in establishing an embassy relationship with The Most Serene Republic. We have been looking for an appointment for Damo Orabela Pipro, who was our Ambassador to the United Nations until our recent withdrawal from that organisation.

Lady Pipro is rather heterosexual, some would say a bit too strongly, if you catch our drift, so she should have no problems with your customs. Lady Pipro is a rather skilled linguist, speaking fluent English, French, Italian, Russian, Greek, and Latin in addition to our native Esperanto; may we assume that at least one of these will suffice in Andolai (we'd guess French would be your preferred language)?

We are prepared to offer you an embassy plot in exchange. We currently have several plots in our capitol of Lumo that are as yet unoccupied, or if you prefer, we can accommodate you anywhere else within our territory (which by treaty would of course become Andolaian land).

We would very much like to establish diplomatic relations with Andolai, and an embassy would be very nice. We called our head Diplomat, Erzsebet Sorvik, but she was... otherwise engaged... so we will be sending Bente Katarindatter to your nation. She is bisexual.

Per your request for the typical welcoming ceremony (later in this missive), we shall inform those of both genders that they will be welcome.

1. We would like to know what the climate is like in Andolai, as our citizens are very used to our arctic climate.

Our climate is mild most of the year, with natural seasonal variances. Snow is not unknown in the winter, but is not common.

2. Bente is a callisdrunian vampire, meaning in order to stay alive she needs to consume blood occassionally, so her donor, Thor Katarindatter (in Callisdrun, the husband takes the last name of the wife, except in same sex marriages, where they work something out.) Callisdrunian vampires are not undead, they do not kill people for sustainence, and being bitten by one, contrary to popular belief, will not turn someone.

We are familiar with sanguines. Please feel free to make all necessary accomodations, and let us know if we can be of assistance in this matter.

3. If it is available, we would like some sort of stone masonry building with architecture reminiscient of a castle, to remind our ambassador of government buildings in Callisdrun. This, however, is far from a necessity. If your nation's climate is hot, we will definitely need air conditioning though.

By coincidence or fate, a wealthy citizen of ours was recently caught up in the Layartrebian "War On Drugs' and sold his castle-like home to the state to pay for his legal bills. We would be happy to donate it to your mission.

Bente is quite a naturist and would love to see your national park system. Though she and Thor are married, they won't mind being greeted in the traditional manner of your nation. The presence of firearms will not be alarming to Bente as she herself carries a one handed battle axe as per Callisdrunian custom. We hope you won't mind.

The welcoming ceremony shall commence upon your arrival at the embassy, and a list of interesting natural sites and geographic features will be provided. We only request that Bente place the axe to the side during the ceremony so as to prevent injury.

Muktar has finished training some more diplomats. We intend to send one to your nation. He is hetero and has no problem with carnal greetings.

Yes, naturally the axe would be removed during the ceremony. No problem there.

The Holy Empire would be most interested in establishing an embassy relationship with The Most Serene Republic. We have been looking for an appointment for Damo Orabela Pipro, who was our Ambassador to the United Nations until our recent withdrawal from that organisation.

We welcome Damo Orabala Pipro with open arms.

Lady Pipro is rather heterosexual, some would say a bit too strongly, if you catch our drift, so she should have no problems with your customs. Lady Pipro is a rather skilled linguist, speaking fluent English, French, Italian, Russian, Greek, and Latin in addition to our native Esperanto; may we assume that at least one of these will suffice in Andolai (we'd guess French would be your preferred language)?

A French-influenced English is the main language here, though most of our citizens speak one or two freely.

We are prepared to offer you an embassy plot in exchange. We currently have several plots in our capitol of Lumo that are as yet unoccupied, or if you prefer, we can accommodate you anywhere else within our territory (which by treaty would of course become Andolaian land).

We thank you for your kind offer. While we are not overly picky concerning our future embassy, it can be generally stated that Andolaians prefer "natural" materials such as stone and wood in their residences. We would also prefer being located in Lumo for ease of communication with your government.

Muktar has finished training some more diplomats. We intend to send one to your nation. He is hetero and has no problem with carnal greetings.

Thank you. At your convenience, please let us know of the time and date of your delegate's arrival, as well as his name. Also, if there is any way that we could make his stay more comfortable or entertaining, it would be our pleasure.

While the EOL and Andolai are at odds over current drug laws we do wish to send delegates to your country for diplomatic ties. Our delegates are indeed heterosexual.

Could we possibly open an embassy in Andolai and vice versa?

The representative, named Gargan Asus will be arriving tomorrow 1 PM Central time IRL. He is young, only nineteen, and has requested the allowance to interact with locals his age.

OOC: Muktar's legal adult age is sixteen, so don't be suprised.

Statement from the Sporkeric Department of Forerign Affairs:

Dear Andolai,

The Holy Empire of Sporkeric is currently seeking foriegn allies worldwide. We are willing to open diplomatic ties. We have a representative chosen and ready to send off to your nation. We understand your customs and respect them and we have no problem with the way in which our representative will be welcomed.

The representatives name is Andrew Zuchlachi. He is a very experienced diplomat and is qualified for the position. He has been educated on your nations custom and cultures. He should arrive within the next 2 days.If any additional information is needed please feel free to ask.

We at Sporkeric look forward to diplomatic ties with Andolai greatly. Your representative will be welcomed with open arms when he/she arrives at Sporkeric City.

Thank you for your offer.

Sincerely,
Sec. of Foreign Affairs, Tony Soclot

While the EOL and Andolai are at odds over current drug laws we do wish to send delegates to your country for diplomatic ties. Our delegates are indeed heterosexual.

Certainly. It would be a loss to both of our nations if our differences of opinion were to interfere with diplomacy and cultural exchanges.

We only ask the orientation of representatives if they wish to partake in the traditional welcoming ritual. Shall I take this mention as an indication that they would be interested?

Also, please let us know the identity of your Ambassador, as well as his or her time and date of arrival.

The representative, named Gargan Asus will be arriving tomorrow 1 PM Central time IRL. He is young, only nineteen, and has requested the allowance to interact with locals his age

Our research shows that your age of consent is 16. Ours is the same, or younger if a psychological evaluation shows that the individual is prepared, with 14 being the youngest age. He has full permission, naturally.

Dear Andolai,

The Holy Empire of Sporkeric is currently seeking foriegn allies worldwide. We are willing to open diplomatic ties. We have a representative chosen and ready to send off to your nation. We understand your customs and respect them and we have no problem with the way in which our representative will be welcomed.

The representatives name is Andrew Zuchlachi. He is a very experienced diplomat and is qualified for the position. He has been educated on your nations custom and cultures. He should arrive within the next 2 days.If any additional information is needed please feel free to ask.

We at Sporkeric look forward to diplomatic ties with Andolai greatly. Your representative will be welcomed with open arms when he/she arrives at Sporkeric City.

Thank you for your offer.

Sincerely,
Sec. of Foreign Affairs, Tony Soclot

We look forward to meeting Mr. Zuchlachi, and will prepare the ceremony for his arrival. Please let us know if we can be of any further assistance to you.

Dear Andolai,

The Holy Empire of Sporkeric is currently seeking foriegn allies worldwide. We are willing to open diplomatic ties. We have a representative chosen and ready to send off to your nation. We understand your customs and respect them and we have no problem with the way in which our representative will be welcomed.

The representatives name is Andrew Zuchlachi. He is a very experienced diplomat and is qualified for the position. He has been educated on your nations custom and cultures. He should arrive within the next 2 days.If any additional information is needed please feel free to ask.

We at Sporkeric look forward to diplomatic ties with Andolai greatly. Your representative will be welcomed with open arms when he/she arrives at Sporkeric City.

Thank you for your offer.

Sincerely,
Sec. of Foreign Affairs, Tony Soclot

We look forward to meeting Mr. Zuchlachi, and will prepare the ceremony for his arrival. Please let us know if we can be of any further assistance to you.

Mr. Zuhclachi will be shipped of tommorow afternoon, and he as well as the rest of the Sporkeric government are excited about this oppurtunity. We too look forward to the diplomat you are sending to our nation. Some information would be appreciated.

Sporkeric is nearly on the edge of a civil war. Certain events has led to state of Fletch Island planning to secede from the rest of the nation. We want deeply to avoid a civil war. The plan is to send the military in to take over Fletch Island and capture the Governor. We could use military support to capture the island before things get out of hand.

Would you, by any chance, be interested in opening an embassy or consulate in Callisdrun?

Sporkeric
Mr. Zuhclachi will be shipped of tommorow afternoon, and he as well as the rest of the Sporkeric government are excited about this oppurtunity. We too look forward to the diplomat you are sending to our nation. Some information would be appreciated.

Sporkeric is nearly on the edge of a civil war. Certain events has led to state of Fletch Island planning to secede from the rest of the nation. We want deeply to avoid a civil war. The plan is to send the military in to take over Fletch Island and capture the Governor. We could use military support to capture the island before things get out of hand

After careful consideration, the People's Moot has appointed Secondary Defense Advisor Fletcher Hu as Ambassador to your country. He is well experienced in matters concerning international and domestic upheaval, as well as diplomacy.

We read with great sorrow of the troubles plaguing your government. Unfortunately, the Andolaian "army", as one would call it, is actually a civilian defense force largely based on the concept of every citizen being required to own at least one firearm. Sending military assistance in our case would entail uprooting many Andolaian citizens from their homes.

However, Ambassador Hu would be more than happy to assist you with any negotiation with the rebellious faction. Additionallly, The People's Moot is currently considering what other sorts of assistance it would be appropriate to offer. We will come to a decision after receiving further information regarding the nature of this rebellion.


Callisdrun
Would you, by any chance, be interested in opening an embassy or consulate in Callisdrun?

Indeed. The People's Moot has endorsed Victoria Nightengale (no relation to the historic nurse). She was one of the co-founders of "The Inverted Mind", a "gothic" artistic colony located on the outskirts of Nueva Blanca. She has read of your history and culture, and is fascinated by your society. Ms. Nightengale also wishes for it to be known that she is under no illlusions regarding the differences between fictitious and real vampires.

Sporkeric looks forward to our new diplomatic ties.

A flight has been prepared to personally take Mr. Hu to Sporkeric City where the embassy is located. Guards have been hired to ensure the safety of Mr. Hu.

Word is passed down from diplomatic office to diplomatic office, changing hands and being forwarded again and again, until it finally reaches the hands of one who feels he needs a vacation. Paid for by the Empire, of course. CEO Kargaah of Hreer Weapon Works, and interim Trade Minister for all Sakkra.

He looks over the invite, and laughs a bit. Hrr. No wonder the 'diplomats' shunted this off to me. Carnal Greetings, indeed. A lecherous greeting card is as far as most of those stiffs will go. He turns his ornate and over-stuffed leather chair about, and bellows for his aide. "Llaahr, compose a message, and send it out post-haste. Then get my private transport ready." The female aide scampers in quickly and silently, datapad in hand.

[code:1:3c9085b9fa]
To the Diplomatic Offices of Andolai,

Your message has piqued my interest. I am granted the authority by the Empire to broker trade agreements and engage in diplomatic contact. A file photo will be sent, and you may glean my 'carnal' interests from that, I am certain. A case of Macanudo cigars would be lovely, however, on arrival.

I look forward to your response. Transportation will be arranged by myself, so no worries there. Accomodations should entail a minimum ambient temperature of 55 degrees farenheit, and a decent level of humidity; about 40%.

May you walk on warm sands,
CEO Kargaah.[/code:1:3c9085b9fa]

:::file photo:::
http://www.5amfunnies.com/sakkra/Character/kargaah.JPG

"You get all that? Good. Send it, and get my transport ready." The aide scampers off to do her job, as Kargaah leans back and chomps on his cigar thoughtfully.

To the Diplomatic Offices of Andolai,

Your message has piqued my interest. I am granted the authority by the Empire to broker trade agreements and engage in diplomatic contact. A file photo will be sent, and you may glean my 'carnal' interests from that, I am certain. A case of Macanudo cigars would be lovely, however, on arrival.

I look forward to your response. Transportation will be arranged by myself, so no worries there. Accomodations should entail a minimum ambient temperature of 55 degrees farenheit, and a decent level of humidity; about 40%.

May you walk on warm sands,
CEO Kargaah.

CEO Kargaah,

The Andolaian People's Moot thanks you for your interest, and has specifically found accomodations to suit your needs. Please also let us know in advance if there are any specific dietary or other arrangements we should make pending your arrival.

To the Diplomatic Ministry/Head of Diplomacy of Andolai,

My majesty, Tsar Alexander II, has shown his interest in opening relations with Andolai. Your customs are quite similar to some customs many citizens in certain regions of the empire have, so any delegate will have no problem with your customs. Our delegate will be named Yves Des Chalons, and he is heterosexual, but comfortable with such a greeting. He will be sent as soon as possible, on your approval.

On the idea of an embassy, we would be honored to construct one on Andolaian soil in your capital city, Nueva Blanca. However, we ask of one provision: may 100 - 500 armed soldiers and their families be allowed to base on such an embassy? It is Valerian policy to protect our civilians abroad. And, that number range is not too excessive, anyway.

We, in turn, shall allocate you a plot in our capital, Valerius Prime. Your envoys shall marvel at the Old City (comprising most of the city), with its large cathedrals and synagogues, the Imperial Estate, and "New Valerius Prime" (AKA The New City), the southern part of the city that has towering and dazzling skyscrapers. We do ask that your delegates, if homosexual, keep it under close wraps as homosexuality is a serious offense in our nation ever since Emperor George III decreed it so in 1352 AD.

Cordially,
George Beckett
Ministry of Diplomatic Affairs, Valerius Prime

To the Diplomatic Ministry/Head of Diplomacy of Andolai,

My majesty, Tsar Alexander II, has shown his interest in opening relations with Andolai. Your customs are quite similar to some customs many citizens in certain regions of the empire have, so any delegate will have no problem with your customs. Our delegate will be named Yves Des Chalons, and he is heterosexual, but comfortable with such a greeting. He will be sent as soon as possible, on your approval.

We thank the Tsar for his consideration, and look forward to meeting Ambassador Des Chalons. His ceremonial greeting shall be altered to fit his tastes.

On the idea of an embassy, we would be honored to construct one on Andolaian soil in your capital city, Nueva Blanca. However, we ask of one provision: may 100 - 500 armed soldiers and their families be allowed to base on such an embassy? It is Valerian policy to protect our civilians abroad. And, that number range is not too excessive, anyway.
As firearm ownership is de rigeur in Andolaian society, we appreciate your desire to keep a small contingent in your embassy. We would appreciate it if you kept the amount to 200. A diplomatic or intelligence check should reveal that we are a politically stable nation with little crime.

We, in turn, shall allocate you a plot in our capital, Valerius Prime. Your envoys shall marvel at the Old City (comprising most of the city), with its large cathedrals and synagogues, the Imperial Estate, and "New Valerius Prime" (AKA The New City), the southern part of the city that has towering and dazzling skyscrapers. We do ask that your delegates, if homosexual, keep it under close wraps as homosexuality is a serious offense in our nation ever since Emperor George III decreed it so in 1352 AD.
We are pleased to announce that Legal sub-Advisor Israel Ben Immanuel immediately volunteered for this position, and was quickly approved by the Moot. He is heterosexual, widowed, and somewhat aged, but in good health physically and mentally. The Ambassador is especially interested in the synagogues and cathedrals of your city, and would appreciate the opportunity for a tour at the convenience of your representatives.

Lady Pipro will be leaving tomorrow. According to our custom, unless there is an emergency situation demanding air travel, diplomatic personnel generally travel aboard the flagship of His Majesty's Navy, LMSx Entrepreno, so the trip should take several days. If you do not wish a foreign naval vessel in your ports, however, she (Entrepreno, that is) will stay in international waters and Lady Pipro and her staff may be ferried to shore by helicopter.

We thank you for your kind offer. While we are not overly picky concerning our future embassy, it can be generally stated that Andolaians prefer "natural" materials such as stone and wood in their residences. We would also prefer being located in Lumo for ease of communication with your government.

Noted.

As Kargaah arrives at the Kastaa Shuttleport, he looks over his personal transport while maintanence crews, wearing sound-filtering muffs, finish up their checks. A hand signal from the foreman of the crew towards the CEO indicates all is in flight readiness. A modified Reptavian Dropship, it bears the image of a female Sakkran in a seductive pose next to the cockpit, teeth beared and tail wrapped around her waist.

I must talk to the captain about that. It looks too much like my sire. Most disturbing. He boards the ship, and seats himself. As he straps himself in, a soft *bweep* sounds on his mobile messenger.

CEO Kargaah,

The Andolaian People's Moot thanks you for your interest, and has specifically found accomodations to suit your needs. Please also let us know in advance if there are any specific dietary or other arrangements we should make pending your arrival.

Good, good. I better get a quick overview of this nation so I don't go in blind. He messages his aide while the flight crew performs final checks and flight-path confirmations. Shortly, she sends a response.

[code:1:cfe0e45b6a]The Most Serene Republic of Andolai is a small, safe nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate population of 18 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level social equality free of the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Education and Religion & Spirituality are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 32%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is well under control. Andolai's national animal is the albino gnu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pogo.

May this information prove useful.[/code:1:cfe0e45b6a]

Indeed it does. Their economy could certainly use a boost it seems, and i'm just the being for the task. He notes the flight-ready light on, and extinguishes his cigar. A quick reply to Andolia is sent out before he shuts off his mobile, and settles in for a quick kip.

[code:1:cfe0e45b6a]You have requested dietary requirements, and so you shall have it. My people are omnivorous, but tend to favor tough, chewy material. Root vegetables and roasted meats of all varieties are our favorite, as well as drinks with strong stimulants in it, to keep the metabolism up.

I plan to arrive in a few short hours, and would like flight clearance sent to the pilot of my ship. Comm ident serial is <blabbity blab>.

Good cycle to you, and i'll see you soon.[/code:1:cfe0e45b6a]

Due to recent events, our diplomat will be arriving earlier than expected. Hopefully this does not inconvenience you.

While the EOL and Andolai are at odds over current drug laws we do wish to send delegates to your country for diplomatic ties. Our delegates are indeed heterosexual.

Certainly. It would be a loss to both of our nations if our differences of opinion were to interfere with diplomacy and cultural exchanges.

We only ask the orientation of representatives if they wish to partake in the traditional welcoming ritual. Shall I take this mention as an indication that they would be interested?

Also, please let us know the identity of your Ambassador, as well as his or her time and date of arrival.

Our Ambassador is a woman and she would not want to offend your citizens and culture so she will be partaking in the ritual. She's heterosexual.

The Toskalan government would like to exchange ambassadors. We will be sending a young man be the name of Tom Phillips. He is 22 years old and has no problems with any heterosexual welcoming ceremonies. We Also have now problems with your law of all citizens owning firearms we are looking into such a law ourselves.

He should be arriving at noon tommorow your time at the Nueva Blanca airport. He will be easy to recognize because ever since he was told he was going to The Republic of Andolai to be an ambassador he has been wearing a top hat and a monocle.

We look forward to the arrival of your ambassador to our nation.

Sincerely,

Frank Calder
President

Lady Pipro will be leaving tomorrow. According to our custom, unless there is an emergency situation demanding air travel, diplomatic personnel generally travel aboard the flagship of His Majesty's Navy, LMSx Entrepreno, so the trip should take several days. If you do not wish a foreign naval vessel in your ports, however, she (Entrepreno, that is) will stay in international waters and Lady Pipro and her staff may be ferried to shore by helicopter.

OOC: We're landlocked, according to the Ille de France Map. You might want to figure out something else.

You have requested dietary requirements, and so you shall have it. My people are omnivorous, but tend to favor tough, chewy material. Root vegetables and roasted meats of all varieties are our favorite, as well as drinks with strong stimulants in it, to keep the metabolism up.

I plan to arrive in a few short hours, and would like flight clearance sent to the pilot of my ship. Comm ident serial is <blabbity blab>.

Good cycle to you, and i'll see you soon.

Speaker Aaron Sanchez read the missive and stroked his chin thoughtfully.

"Pierre, you'll be greeting this delegation. Check the farming communities in the area for roasted game meats...the Stag Commune is good for that sort of thing, usually. Be careful, I've recently asked them to up their security. No, don't ask why. Also check the warehouses for root vegetables, the tougher the better. Finally, send a missive to find out what they would consider to be a strong stimulant. For God's sake, my second co-wife considers weak coffee to be too overpowering".

Due to recent events, our diplomat will be arriving earlier than expected. Hopefully this does not inconvenience you.

"Sarah, get to the airport immediately. Bring the full welcoming committee with you, and make sure he enjoys his arrival to the fullest extent possible".

The Toskalan government would like to exchange ambassadors. We will be sending a young man be the name of Tom Phillips. He is 22 years old and has no problems with any heterosexual welcoming ceremonies. We Also have now problems with your law of all citizens owning firearms we are looking into such a law ourselves.

He should be arriving at noon tommorow your time at the Nueva Blanca airport. He will be easy to recognize because ever since he was told he was going to The Republic of Andolai to be an ambassador he has been wearing a top hat and a monocle.

We look forward to the arrival of your ambassador to our nation.

Sincerely,

Frank Calder
President

"Hmm...Suki, you still belong to that theater group? The one that put on the production of 'Oliver' last month?"

"Yes"

"Good deal. You're meeting this one. See if you can raid their wardrobe and borrow some turn-of-last-century clothing for the welcoming committee. If the fellow wants to play dress-up, I see no reason that we shouldn't indulge him"

Muktar's representative should be entering Andolian airspace shortly. The arrival was delayed due to paperwork technicalities.

OOC: Paperwork technicalities meaning me getting my learner's permit IRL.

Muktar's representative should be entering Andolian airspace shortly. The arrival was delayed due to paperwork technicalities.

OOC: Paperwork technicalities meaning me getting my learner's permit IRL.

OOC: Congratulations on the learner's permit!

IC: Sarah stood on the tarmac of the Andolaian International Airport, idly watching the workers who were frantically painting the "Inter" onto the airport's sign. A full Andolaian band stood at attention--or what passed for attention among the people--immediately behind her.

Outside the window, the plane taxied to the terminal.

"Diplomatic flight from Muktar now disembarking" the intercom said.

"All right, boys" Sarah said, turning to the band. "And one, and two, and..."

The band began to play a rousing version of the Muktar national anthem as the door to the plane opened.

Gargan stepped off the plane. He wasn't wearing the full suit and tie deal, but formal enough for diplomacy. He was like all other ethnic Muktaris: tanned, lean, hazel, and albino blonde. He looked around the airport appraisingly. "Nice place. And the musical welcome's a nice touch."

OOC: Thanks.

Kargaah is woken from his nap by his mobile messenger. Usually it sounds a soft *bweep* several times if it's active. If no activity is noted after a few beeps, then the beep is joined by a vibrating function. If no activity is noted after that, a very mild shock is given. This is what has awoken Kargaah, who forgot to turn his mobile off.

"HREAAAAAH!" He jumps out of his chair a bit, and reads the message. From below, he could see the coastline of foreign lands. Nearly there. Damn this device! He envisions throttling his mobile, if it had a neck.

[code:1:fd5e7fd746] The homeland has a native plant called the Paroo Tree. It is a distant fruit-bearing cousin of the coca plant, which has proven to be the bane of the human rock and roll community. We brew it into coffees, teas and assorted drinks. So it would not be remiss to have a bit of coca-extract mixed into some manner of hot beverage.

I believe I can see the boundaries of your lands on the horizon now. We should arrive in a few moments.[/code:1:fd5e7fd746]

"Okay, get the Health Advisor on the line and get him to okay the release of a decent amount of liquid cocaine immediately. We'll have to wing it on the exact amount. Have you found out what their national anthem is yet?"

"No," came a voice from the other end of the line. "But I believe that we may have found an acceptable substitute".

The band and welcoming committee waited on the tarmac for the shuttle to arrive. As it landed quite impressively, the musicians struck up the theme from "Godzilla".

The Guilds are interested in opening relations with Andolai. However, physiological limitations make it impossible for us to send an ambassador to your country. Would you be open to the idea of allowing us to take an ambassador of your people back up here?
~Governor of Arêtê

Sarah steeped forward, her loose wrap flowing freely about her. Gently touching her red hair, she spoke with as much formality as she could muster.

"Ambassador Arsus. On behalf of the Serene Republic of Andolai, let me welcome you to our great nation. Your transportation has been arranged, and is waiting in front of the airport". With a smile, she leaned in and gave him the traditional kiss on the lips with everything her eighteen years could muster. "Blessings upon you. The welcoming ceremony shall commence at the Great Hall when you have rested from your journey".

The Guilds are interested in opening relations with Andolai. However, physiological limitations make it impossible for us to send an ambassador to your country. Would you be open to the idea of allowing us to take an ambassador of your people back up here?
~Governor of Arêtê

Governor,

The Andolaiain People's Moot thanks you for your kind offer, and is currently reviewing a list of acceptable candidates for the position. We assume that all necessary arrangements would be made to ensure the health and well-being of our representative. Could you perhaps tell us a bit more about your people?

Governor,

The Andolaiain People's Moot thanks you for your kind offer, and is currently reviewing a list of acceptable candidates for the position. We assume that all necessary arrangements would be made to ensure the health and well-being of our representative. Could you perhaps tell us a bit more about your people?
Of course. We do whatever we can to make our guests comfortable.
I represent the citizenry of the City Ship Arêtê, stationed in high Earth orbit as the Guild envoy to this planet, specifically Guilds Skheria and Mycenae. The Republic is a peaceloving nation that specializes in orbital and deep space mining and construction, and trades extensively with the nations of Mars and Earth in return for agricultural products and finery.
We have existed in space with no planetside assets for several centuries. As of now, Guilders with strong enough hearts and a good enough sense of balance to survive in the high gravity of Earth are few and far between, thus the necessity of bringing one of you to us rather than sending a delegation to visit you.
~Governor of Arêtê

As Kargaah's dropship hovers over the tarmac, the turbo-thrust fans rotate on the wingtips and allow a graceful landing. The ramp lowers and the door opens, and the 7'9" frame of Kargaah steps out, dressed in a tunic with a long red sash of rank.

He lights up a tasty Macanudo cigar, and steps down to greet the delegation as music plays from an orchestra nearby. Hrr hrrrr. The Godzilla theme. Sounds like it's from the 'Showa' era. Godzilla versus Megalon if i'm not mistaken.

He fully descends the ramp and spreads his arms wide as he turns toward the welcoming committee . "On behalf of the Empire, and the Emperor, we greet you." A billowing jet of smoke pours out from his nostrils atop his head.

The Children of Christ would be interested in maintaining diplomatic relations with the following limitations:

We do not wish for your "welcoming ceremony", as we find it offensive to the laws of God.

We do not wish to be greeted by anyone not properly clothed.

We do not wish to be offered any narcotics, or to have them consumed around us.

If this is acceptable to you, we shall send Brother Adam Carruthers as our ambassador. Brother Carruthers is a fine man, with much experience in the realm of diplomacy.

oops

The gentleman on the tarmac looks at the Ambassador for a moment, then at his shuttlecraft, then again back at the Ambassador.

"Ambassador Kargaah, it's a damn fine pleasure to meet you. A pleasure. And that was one hell of an entrance. Name's Carl Wainwright. I'm the head of the Andolaian Trade Society. Have to admit that I was drafted for this, but I would've volunteered if I'd known the details.

"So at any rate, I greet you on behalf of the Andolaian People's Moot. We've got a formal thing set up for you in the airport pub, with the drinks and additives you asked for. Care to follow me for some refreshment?"

He gestures to the airport entrance, unable to hide a smile of fascination.

The Children of Christ would be interested in maintaining diplomatic relations with the following limitations:

We do not wish for your "welcoming ceremony", as we find it offensive to the laws of God.

Naturally. We do not offer our welcoming ceremonies to anyone not inclined to participate, and respect your religious and moral beliefs.

We do not wish to be greeted by anyone not properly clothed.

Our chosen diplomat and his or her acccompanying delegation shall be clothed. However, please let your delegation know that they are bound to encounter unclothed Andolaian citizens in public places.

We do not wish to be offered any narcotics, or to have them consumed around us.

This will not be an issue. However, much as with our views regarding nudity, your delegates will encounter citizens indulging themselves in public places.

If this is acceptable to you, we shall send Brother Adam Carruthers as our ambassador. Brother Carruthers is a fine man, with much experience in the realm of diplomacy.

We look forward to meeting your representative. Please send us any information or questions you may have to make his stay in Andolai a more enjoyable one.

the PRKS is interested in opening diplomatic relations with your country. Due to necessarities attached to travel, I must ask you where is your nearest airport so that our ambassador can land on.

Lady Lin Pak
Minister of Foreign Affairs
PRKS

OOC: We're landlocked, according to the Ille de France Map. You might want to figure out something else.
In that case, we shall send a jet.

the PRKS is interested in opening diplomatic relations with your country. Due to necessarities attached to travel, I must ask you where is your nearest airport so that our ambassador can land on.

Lady Lin Pak
Minister of Foreign Affairs
PRKS

Minister Pak,

We thank you for your interest in opening diplomatic relations, and look forward to many years of peaceful co-existence between our nations.

Our major airport is The Andolai International Airport, located in our capital city of Nueva Blanca. We are able to accommodate a wide variety of aircraft due to a recent expansion of the facillity.

Please let us know if you would prefer our traditional welcoming ceremony for your ambassador, or something more restrained. In addition, if you do wish for the traditional ceremony, let us know if he or she would prefer men, women, or both genders.

Finally, please let us know when your delegate will be arriving so that we may make the neccessary preparations.

Sincerely,
Aaron Sanchez
Speaker
Andolaian People's Moot

Gargan smiled and responded to the greeting appropriatly. "It's a pleasure to be here, ma'am. I tend to travel light, so my luggage won't take long to unload."

"Certainly, Ambassador" Sarah replied. "While your people take care of your luggage, please feel free to join us in the Airport Lounge. We've taken the liberty of setting up a small reception for you" A drink seemed to appear out of nowhere in Sarah's hand, and she handed it to the Ambassador. A scent of tropical fruit and not a little alcohol wafted from the concoction. "And perhaps you could tell me a bit about your country while we relax. Naturally, I would be happy to answer any questions you may have in return".

"Certainly, Ambassador" Sarah replied. "While your people take care of your luggage, please feel free to join us in the Airport Lounge. We've taken the liberty of setting up a small reception for you" A drink seemed to appear out of nowhere in Sarah's hand, and she handed it to the Ambassador. A scent of tropical fruit and not a little alcohol wafted from the concoction. "And perhaps you could tell me a bit about your country while we relax. Naturally, I would be happy to answer any questions you may have in return".

Gargan nods and accepts the drink. "Sounds like a plan. Which way?" A small reception? The one I had was already bigger than some I've heard of.

dp

OOC: What would be a good place to dock a moderately large boat in your country?

"Follow me" Sarah says, and takes the Ambassador's arm in quite an informal manner, leading him to a lounge located in the airport. A small bar is located in the corner. The assembled crowd breaks into applause at their entrance.

"So tell me about the history of your people, Ambassador," Sarah says brightly. "I have to confess, I didn't get a chance to read much about you on the way over. Once Aaron opened up diplomatic ties, I'm afraid we were a bit overwhelmed by the positive response".

OOC: What would be a good place to dock a moderately large boat in your country?

We're landlocked. If you can arrange alternate transportation for the vessel, we have several large lakes and rivers.

Gargan takes in the welcome apprechitivly. "Muktar started out as a bunch of tribes of various names, but a common ethnicity. One of the leading tribes eventually united them, and their chief, Anuhaka, became their leader. We've managed to keep with the times since then, and are currently one of the more advanced nations in the modern world. The only time we ever got into a major war was when we airdropped food to an occupied nation and several nations, each much larger than us, attacked."

OOC: What would be a good place to dock a moderately large boat in your country?

We're landlocked. If you can arrange alternate transportation for the vessel, we have several large lakes and rivers.


hmm... are there any rivers through friendly countries that lead to yours? If not I'll just have to take a plane, like everyone else.

"A pub, you say? Anything like the public houses in Sakkra? Smokey environs, good music and potent beverages? I'm in!" He signals to his pilotm and the ramp retracts as the turbo-thrust fans kick in for VTOL.

"I have had my pilot take the Reptavian out of the way of incoming crafts. He'll be joining us shortly, if that is permissible?" His tail extends straight out behind him as he walks, allowing maximum balance and mobility. "Ah! And here. A fine Macanudo cigar, rolled by several Alpha Minis under my employ in the tobacco fields of the Black Swamp." He reaches into his sash and produces an over-sized green cigar, which he hands to Carl Wainwright.

"From what I have seen of your lands so far, this should prove to be a most excellent venture, if not at least a good vacation for me."

To; Speaker Aaron Sanchez

I thank you in the name of PM Ellington Duke. Ambassador Orance Mau has been formally appointed the delegate to your fair nation and will be arriving in 4 NS days, escourted by the Green Marks Wing of the Republican Air Force. Ambassador Orance Mau has expressed the interest of the traditional welcoming festival with members of both gender and interest on what his new quarters will look like in person. I was wondering if added personnel is allowed due to the complexities of economic trade and diplomatic talks.

Lady Lin Pak
Minister of Foreign Affairs
PRKS

OOC: What would be a good place to dock a moderately large boat in your country?

We're landlocked. If you can arrange alternate transportation for the vessel, we have several large lakes and rivers.


hmm... are there any rivers through friendly countries that lead to yours? If not I'll just have to take a plane, like everyone else.

Yes are there any rivers :twisted:

OOC: Ok, I'm just going to have my character arrive via helicopter

IC:
Bente Katarindatter stepped out of the helicopter, her dark brown hair blowing in the wind. It was very hot, of course, most places felt hot to Callisdrunians. Despite the heat, the scenary was beautiful. Bente smiled, taking in the surroundings. She had heard the welcoming ritual was quite... friendly. It sounded like great fun to her. Bente looked around for whoever was supposed to be greeting her.

OOC: Oy, I wasnt' expecting quite as wide a response. Okay, catch-up time.

Muktar
Gargan takes in the welcome apprechitivly. "Muktar started out as a bunch of tribes of various names, but a common ethnicity. One of the leading tribes eventually united them, and their chief, Anuhaka, became their leader. We've managed to keep with the times since then, and are currently one of the more advanced nations in the modern world. The only time we ever got into a major war was when we airdropped food to an occupied nation and several nations, each much larger than us, attacked."

Sarah shuddered against Gargan as they approached the bar. "That sounds...horrible," she said. "Andolai, thank God, has never had a serious war. We've been peaceful and studiously neutral in international conflicts since our founding. When you get a group of Quakers founding a country, that's what you end up with. Did you prevail in the conflict?" she asked, signaling to the bartender for a drink.

Sakkra
"A pub, you say? Anything like the public houses in Sakkra? Smokey environs, good music and potent beverages? I'm in!" He signals to his pilotm and the ramp retracts as the turbo-thrust fans kick in for VTOL.
"Well, hell, it isn't a pub without smoky environs, good music, and potent beverages, now is it?" Carl said with mock offense, and laughed.

"I have had my pilot take the Reptavian out of the way of incoming crafts. He'll be joining us shortly, if that is permissible?" His tail extends straight out behind him as he walks, allowing maximum balance and mobility. "Ah! And here. A fine Macanudo cigar, rolled by several Alpha Minis under my employ in the tobacco fields of the Black Swamp." He reaches into his sash and produces an over-sized green cigar, which he hands to Carl Wainwright.

"From what I have seen of your lands so far, this should prove to be a most excellent venture, if not at least a good vacation for me."

Carl takes the cigar, runs it under his nose, and inhales with a deep sigh of satisfaction.

"Bring your pilot along, sure. The more the merrier," he says leading the way to the pub. "Damn, I know it's traditional to keep a gift cigar for later, but I think I could use this right now". He takes a gunmetal lighter from his inner pocket, and slowly and thoughtfully lights it.

"Yeah, I'm hoping you'll have a good vacation here. But really, we're interested in trade as well, and cultural exchanges. But we can talk about that later"

Approaching a small wooden building off to the side of the airport, he throws open the door. A cloud mixing marijuana and tobacco smoke spills out, and a band strikes up a loud, catchy rock tune.

"Now it's time to get to know the people. I think I'm gonna like this diplomacy thing".

Kay Sun
To; Speaker Aaron Sanchez

I thank you in the name of PM Ellington Duke. Ambassador Orance Mau has been formally appointed the delegate to your fair nation and will be arriving in 4 NS days, escourted by the Green Marks Wing of the Republican Air Force. Ambassador Orance Mau has expressed the interest of the traditional welcoming festival with members of both gender and interest on what his new quarters will look like in person. I was wondering if added personnel is allowed due to the complexities of economic trade and diplomatic talks.

Lady Lin Pak
Minister of Foreign Affairs
PRKS

Minister Pak,

For the delegation from your nation, we have selected a manor near the cultural district, built in the Victorian style. We hope it is to the liking of Ambassador Mau. If this proves unsatisfactory, we will do our best to find alternate arrangements.

Added personnel are encouraged, as diplomacy is a complicated business, even with a nation as peaceful as ours. We simply request that the personnel be accquainted with Andolaian customs so as to minimize culture shock.

We shall prepare the welcoming ceremony for the Ambassador with members of both genders, as per his request. Please send us the time and date of his arrival so that we may make the necessary preperations.

Also, please do not hesitate to contact my office if we can be of any further assistance whatsoever.

Sincerely,
Aaron Sanchez
Speaker
Andolaian People's Moot

Layarteb
Yes are there any rivers :twisted:
OOC: Quiet, you. :lol:

Callilsdrun
Bente Katarindatter stepped out of the helicopter, her dark brown hair blowing in the wind. It was very hot, of course, most places felt hot to Callisdrunians. Despite the heat, the scenary was beautiful. Bente smiled, taking in the surroundings. She had heard the welcoming ritual was quite... friendly. It sounded like great fun to her. Bente looked around for whoever was supposed to be greeting her.

A full band playing Renaissance instruments marched around the corner, led by a tall, strikingly handsome blonde man dressed in plate armor without the helmet. Despite the warmth and obvious weight of the armor, he seemed to have little difficulty walking with ease and dignity. He stopped in front of the helicopter, nodded, and gave a wide, bright smile.

"Ambassador. I'm Anthony St. John of the Landside Historical Re-creation Township. I've been selected by the People's Moot as the one to have the honor of officially welcoming you to our proud nation. We have a small unofficial welcoming ceremony at the Airport Pub, if you're interested in resting and having a drink before we go to the official ritual of greeting"

Kargaah catches sight of the gunmetal lighter, and does the math. "Oh no. No no no. You don't light one of these with a butane lighter. It wrecks the flavor. Here. "A silver pill-box is produced, with wooden sulfur matches inside. "Take these. I have these boxes made every wekk. This is now yours."

As they enter the wooden building, Kargaah inhales deeply into his massive nostrils. "Ah, yes. Almost smells like home, save for the pheromones in the air. Time to pull one of my fave stunts."

He extinguishes his cigar, removes the burnt pieces from the end of it making a cavity. A large pinch of marijuana mixed with a dash of coca is placed into the cavity, and he lights it with a wooden match. The heady scent wafts through the smokey air, mingling and meshing with the scents already present.

"Hraaaa, that is nice. Now then, in order to get a decent trade agreement going that will benefit both parties financially, you will need to find out what it is we have to offer, and what it is that you need. Things that are hard for your people to come by may be quite easy for us. We sell to you, or trade for things we see as having like value." A deep inhalation on his cigar, followed by a deep exhalation from his nostrils.

"For example, the cigar I gave you. Some countries have restrictions on cigars from other countries being imported. However, we are not one of those. They want good cigars, and they're hard to get for them. We make them ourselves, so it's easy for us. We want organic textiles, but don't have the facilities to manufacture them. The other country does, and it's cheap for them. We give them cigars, they give us organic textiles. Both are sold in the country importing them for a handsome mark-up. Easy enough, right?"

LMFAO! @ OOC: Quiet you!

Gargan laughs lightly. "You could say that. The opressed nation had been making guerilla attacks against their oppressors. As soon as they said the attacks would cease if the airdrops continued, the invasion stopped."

I've lived all my life in a country where I"m regulated from the first paper I sign to the the last product I ship out, I pay one of the highest tax rates in the land, I still somehow manage to get obscenely rich, and now I'm getting a first-year economics lecture? Carl thought wryly. He managed to keep an interested smile on his face nevertheless.

"Well, Kargaah, that's just it. We have certain goods we produce...alcohol, chocolate, gourmet foods, and we're interested in increasing trade in all of them. However, we both know that an economy can't run on specialty goods alone," he leaned forward. "The one thing that we have to sell that we believe will bring the greatest benefit to ourselves and the nations of the world...is us. Tourism. We've already set up several luxury resorts around the rainforest. Our museums are second to none. Our cultural district is undergoing a major renovation to include not just Andolain culture, but every society that we've taken our ideas from.

"See, we're a little different. One of the major guiding principles of our society is the promotion of diversity. Not in some namby-pamby 'Let's all hold hands and get along in peace and brotherhood' way, but in a way that encourages cultural expression. That means that within our borders, you can find nearly anything you're looking for. And if you don't hurt anyone else in the process, you're free to indulge in whatever your tastes may be. You like the so-called 'Goth' scene? We've got an artist's society that set up a small village that looks like something out of a Burton film. You want to indulge yourself in hash to the point of unconsciousness? This ain't the only pub in Andolai that has back rooms with enough movies, music, and flashing lights to be a stoner's paradise. For people who want sex, we have prostitutes who cater to every taste, and get their health checked weekly. For the club kids, we have a huge nightclub distict. For the hunters, we have more than a few lodges and communes. Environmentalists and campers? Check out our forests. And up in the mountains, we have enough fresh powder to pull in as many skiers and snowboarders as you can imagine. And if you're a gourmet...hell, dining is in our national motto. And since we have people from everywhere, you just name your food and we have a restaurant that'll provide it for you, and probably from a chef native to the region. Oh, and let's not forget the numerous luxury spas and resorts.

"And one more thing...you'll notice some construction going on in Nueva Blanca on the outskirts of the cultural district. A stadium. Fairgrounds. We have plans. The diplomatic relations are only the first step. We're going to become the top tourist destination in the world for anything you want. And if we don't have it, we'll pick it up form another country...at the World's Fair next year.

"Now, here's the best part: Even if you don't think that your people would be interested in any of this, you can't really deny that plenty of rich folks around the world are going to jump at the chance. And that provides you," he gestured with the cigar. "With an enormous investment opportunity".

He grinned and took another drag off of the cigar.

"Sure, we have stuff we can sell you if you're interested. But we're concentrating more on bringing others here than sending our stuff elsewhere".

"Of course, of course." A few small puffs are taken from his laced stogie. "However, I was building up a point. Even if it is tourism your most interested in, some manner of arrangement can be made. I began with the little diatribe (?) thereto lay the foundation for what comes next. Always good to get the basics out of the way before continuing, so everyone starts on the same page, right?" He eyeballs a waiter carrying a tray of snack-items.

"Now then, what I propose is this. You want people to come to your lands. Eco-tourists, sex tourists, tourists of all sorts, right? I may have an offer that will interest you." He waves the waiter over as he makes another pass, and orders some roasted meat kabobs."

"I started Hreer Weapon Works from the ground up. Now we are the primary source for weaponry and military machinery of many types. Not only in the Sakkran Empire, but abroad and throughout the known systems. Even holographic combat simulation chambers. And I mean full environmental effect. The database for each of these chambers is run by an optronic solid-state CPU core with data on every known creature here on Earth, as well as those found outsystem. I think your tourists would like to be able to feel like exploring off-world planets without actully going into space, yes?"

"In exchange for this, I would like to see a small percentage of the takings from the devices. Very small. More than that, though, would be the exposure. One of my hatchlings is starting up her own business, and her expertise with holographic systems is well beyond my own already. A bit of a prodigy there. Exposure to help her company get a good footing is paramount to me."

Gargan laughs lightly. "You could say that. The opressed nation had been making guerilla attacks against their oppressors. As soon as they said the attacks would cease if the airdrops continued, the invasion stopped."Edited for clarity, specified in a seperate post for if you missed it.

Gargan laughs lightly. "You could say that. The opressed nation had been making guerilla attacks against their oppressors. As soon as they said the attacks would cease if the airdrops continued, the attacks stopped."

Sarah smiles, but with a hint of saddness. "We're just now learning how to deal with more violent nations" she says. "It's proving...complicated. Our country was founded on peaceful ideals. The Duchy that originally gave us refuge had gone through a period of war. The Duke was tired of battle, and the Quakers he gave asylum to taught him a more peaceful way. As he was without heir, he more or less handed control of the region to our founders on his deathbed. There were some disputes, but the populace was on the side of the new government. Since then, we've taken in just about anyone who could legitimately claim persecution. And the countries they came from were happy to get rid of them.

"My own ancestors were Quakers, as well as a couple of Nordic socialists and one free love advocate from the states, my great-grandma. It's an odd combination of influences to deal with, but I love the challenge," she stopped, and laughed.

"But I'm being a bad diplomat, talking about myself. I think that I'm supposed to be drawing you out right now. So tell me: What is your government looking for in opening relations with Andolai? And how can I help?"

"If your worried that you were boring me, you needn't. But we should get down to business. Essentially, our government wishes to have an embassic exchange, possible trade relations, if we both have surpluses of what the other needs. What sort of resources does Andolai have available?"

"Thank you, a drink would be very nice. It has been a rather long trip." Bente gave a broad enough grin to reveal her peculiar nature. "I am greatly looking forward to my work here, I've only just arrived, but it already seems very nice." She wore traditional Callisdrunian clothing, including a one-handed battle axe on a heavy belt at the waist. Odd when compared to her graceful black dress.

She gave Anthony St. John a friendly smile and said "Well, shall we go then?"

Carl pauses for a moment. "It does sound...intriguing. I'll have to run it by the Trade Advisory Council, of course, but that would be an interesting addition. Start off with one...well, I'll call it an arcade for now. Start off with one arcade, and see how that goes. Provided it's a success, we could have outlets springing up all over Andolai. That'd be a boost if it caught on with the tourists. Hell, set one up at a hash bar, and you wouldn't be able to pull the customers away"

He extinguishes the stub end of the cigar and takes a jalapeno from the jar in the center of the table.

"All right, we'll have to see one of these things and make sure it works like you say it does. If so, we may have a lucrative arrangement for both our people"

"If your worried that you were boring me, you needn't. But we should get down to business. Essentially, our government wishes to have an embassic exchange, possible trade relations, if we both have surpluses of what the other needs. What sort of resources does Andolai have available?"

"Well, we're really a tourist destination. At this point, we're planning an extensive campaign promoting us as a place where you can find practically anything you're looking for, so long as no one is harmed in the process. That would include this pub, our cultural district, our entertainment and nightclub district, spas, campgrounds, hunting lodges, and whatever else you may desire

"We'll also be setting up trade in specialty goods. Rare meats. Expensive liquors and liquers, as well as beer and wine. Ethnic cuisine from around the world. Oh," she grinned. "And let's not forget about the rather potent agricultural product of our country for those nations that have fewer laws regarding such things. Let me ask you a question: What does your government need? If we don't have it, we'll find it. Just so long as our environment is respected, and the product cannot be used to harm another".

"Thank you, a drink would be very nice. It has been a rather long trip." Bente gave a broad enough grin to reveal her peculiar nature. "I am greatly looking forward to my work here, I've only just arrived, but it already seems very nice." She wore traditional Callisdrunian clothing, including a one-handed battle axe on a heavy belt at the waist. Odd when compared to her graceful black dress.

She gave Anthony St. John a friendly smile and said "Well, shall we go then?"

Anthony smiled and held out his arm for her. "Certainly, m'lady. Please accompany me to the local pub. And tell me about that remarkable battle axe of yours. We have a weaponsmith back at home who would simply drool over it".

Gargan raises an eyebrow at the 'seldom legal products' part. "Do you mean marijuana by the seldom legal products? It's very popular among Muktar's youth. And our current contract will be expiring in days. And it's a big contract. The youth uproar would be disasterous unless we have another trade partner who can be more... permeneant."

Gargan raises an eyebrow at the 'seldom legal products' part. "Do you mean marijuana by the seldom legal products? It's very popular among Muktar's youth. And our current contract will be expiring in days. And it's a big contract. The youth uproar would be disasterous unless we have another trade partner who can be more... permeneant."

"Well, you're in luck," Sarah says, motioning to the bartender. He brings over a menu listing several different types of marijuana and hashish, from a less potent "stress" to Turkish hash. "This is a small sample of what our country has to offer. If you'd care to test the product on your own, please feel free to do so. Obviously, you must be satisfied with the quality before you can make any offer. I'll have a full report for you listing everything available in the morning".

"Thank you, a drink would be very nice. It has been a rather long trip." Bente gave a broad enough grin to reveal her peculiar nature. "I am greatly looking forward to my work here, I've only just arrived, but it already seems very nice." She wore traditional Callisdrunian clothing, including a one-handed battle axe on a heavy belt at the waist. Odd when compared to her graceful black dress.

She gave Anthony St. John a friendly smile and said "Well, shall we go then?"

Anthony smiled and held out his arm for her. "Certainly, m'lady. Please accompany me to the local pub. And tell me about that remarkable battle axe of yours. We have a weaponsmith back at home who would simply drool over it".

Taking Anthony's arm, Bente walked casually with him. "Well, it's quite old, and like many such weapons in my country it is a family heirloom. We have som odd traditions in Callisdrun. My family, like most of the vampiric families, is an old military family, and we've had this weapon for quite a while now. Since 1260, during the ten year war, to be more specific. Although axes are largely ceremonial these days, all of them are quite functional. This one, despite being old, isn't nearly as old as the Sorvik axe. Theirs is pre-unification. I never really thought much about it, because most people in Callisdrun wear axes or some other sort of melee weapon. What sort of drinks are available at your pub?

Anthony chuckled. "Name your poison. One of the reasons we've never been accepted fully by our more socialist comrades is that they consider us 'decadent' for enjoying a good meal with fine liquor. Do you have a preference?" He swung open the door of the pub, catching sight of his fellow diplomats talking with their respective contacts. Including what seemed to be a bipedal lizard.

The world was getting a bit larger, it seemed.

OOC: Andolai = United Covens?

OOC: I'll be travelling during the next week, so I most likely won't be posting for a while after tonight

To:
Aaron Sanchez
Speaker
Andolaian People's Moot

I do believe that I have briefed you on the departure date of our Ambassador. He is to arrive at your capital in 3 NS days, pending the briefing and collection of needed material for the embassy. I of course would need more material on your fair nation once the Ambassador arrives at the airport to fully intregate into your society, and act on his post once he gets there.

Lady Lin Pak
Minister of Foreign Affairs
PRKS

OOC: Andolai = United Covens?

The People's Moot stands in unison to whistle innocently.

Gargan shakes his head at the offer to sample. "It's legal, but intake is limited to avoid addiction. I've already hit the limit for a while. But our country's main interest would be a brand that doesn't stay in the system very long. The youth have been pressing for the limit to lighten, if only slightly. If we can get a brand that allows for higher frequency of intake, we can yield to the public."

To:
Aaron Sanchez
Speaker
Andolaian People's Moot

I do believe that I have briefed you on the departure date of our Ambassador. He is to arrive at your capital in 3 NS days, pending the briefing and collection of needed material for the embassy. I of course would need more material on your fair nation once the Ambassador arrives at the airport to fully intregate into your society, and act on his post once he gets there.

Lady Lin Pak
Minister of Foreign Affairs
PRKS

My apologies. My assistant is on vacation, and I've been doing too much of my own paperwork. We will be ready to greet your representative when he touches down.

Gargan shakes his head at the offer to sample. "It's legal, but intake is limited to avoid addiction. I've already hit the limit for a while. But our country's main interest would be a brand that doesn't stay in the system very long. The youth have been pressing for the limit to lighten, if only slightly. If we can get a brand that allows for higher frequency of intake, we can yield to the public."

Sarah leaned back in her chair. "That's...interesting. I could certainly talk to our agricultural people about that possibility; we have some of the best in the world when it comes to things like this. Tell me this in return: If we were able to come up with something like what you request, what would it be worth to your country?"

"But of course." Kargaah leans back in the chair, making it creak a bit more than is probably healthy for it. "My contacts at Zzauud Aero-Space Training Grounds can probably arrange for a demonstration. Cadets use them for combat sim training in trans-atmospheric combat tactics. Sharpens their eye." One clawed finger lifts up to his eyelid to emphasize this. "And they owe me big-time anyway. Sometimes it pays to hedge bets for the future. But i'm sure you don't need me to tell you that!"

"Now you mentioned that anything that could be gotten, would be gotten. Or something to that effect, yes? I know some of our tourists would enjoy a nice urn of brewed Paroo, and some cuisine from the homeland from time to time." He extinguishes his cigar in the ashtray, pocketing the stub. "I can arrange thusly; information provided on the Sakkran physiology so that your Department of Tourism would know what to do in the event one of us indulges a bit more than is healthy."

"My personal chef; a true master of our cuisine, can hold a class on our foodstuffs; preparation and spicing of various meats and root vegetables, and the correct size gullet stones to present with the meal. Importation of said foods as well. I can authorize these things sent at cost. In essence, no profit for us; just the coverage of various costs involved. This is so your people will not have a mob of us angry because of something small, such as being given obsidian with our meal. In exchange, our people have a place to get rest, and a change of scenery. I'm sure the Emperor would fund this from his treasury to offset unforeseen costs. It would be difficult to place a price on some R&R, and the benefits it provides."

Carl nodded. "I'm authorized to clear any training programs in order to please guests without delay. I can get that set up the moment your chef gets here. What is it your people eat, anyway?"

"The diet consists of root vegetables, such as yuca and batata. Paroo fruit is commonly consumed in the first cycle, or morning to you. Meat is a large part of the diet, but the preference is either raw or roasted. Our people enjoy a good hunt, and have been known to eat their kills on the spot if they're hungry and impatient." He looks at the waiter as the tray of kabobs arrives, and nods his head in gratitude. He opens his mouth and sticks an entire kabob in it, stick and all.

"Mmmm...not too bad. Ah, and we use these once a week." He produces three stones, perfectly rounded and the size of a fist. "Normally granite is the stone of choice amongst the citizenry. The more high-society types of our people like conglomerate rock, with a healthy flecking of mica. Never understood why...." He juggles the three stones in his hand a moment, and then throws them down his throat with a gulp.

Making sure the stones go down the right way, he gets a satisfied look. "Helps the digestion. Our stomachs aren't 100% efficient at breaking down food."

"I'm not certain about the specifics, but I can assure you any dealings with our nation is worth the effort."

"Root vegetables...all right. Can they be grown in temperate climates? And how do your people feel about vegetables such as potatoes, turnips, and carrots? It might be easier all the way around if we can eventually produce them here. Of course, we'd have to seperate your vegetables from our own for a while. Make sure that we don't get a kudzu thing happening, or worse.

"Also, it might be nice if we had an idea of the sorts of entertainment that your people flock to. It'd make it easier to provide for their needs that way" A gleam flickered in Carl's eye. Now, this was the kind of issue that got his faculties humming.

"I understand," Sarah replied. "Tell you what. I'll make some calls on your behalf, and get things in motion. It should at least pose an interesting challenge. Now, I believe that your official welcoming ceremony should be ready by now. Should we proceed to the Great Hall?"

Gargan smiles politely and nods. "Sounds like a good idea. Let's go." How many welcomes am I going to get here?

OOC: In the interests of keeping NationStates even vaguely family-friendly, I am SO not rping the "official ritual of welcome".

IC: The car pulled up outside The Great Hall. Sarah led the Ambassador down a hallway to a large set of wooden double doors, opened by two guards standing at attention.

In the room stood several Andolaians in various states of dress and undress. Alchohol and marijuana seemed to flow freely amongst the citizens, who mostly were reclined on pillows and cushions.

"Hello," they spoke as one, smiling.

Sarah ushered the Ambassador into the chamber, pulling off her wrap as she did so.

END SCENE

OOC: A very liberal nation, I take it....
Cut to post ceremony!

"We find the native plants we eat take very well to being grown hydroponically in subterranean farms. Carrots tend to have a bit of an adverse reaction to us; makes us get itchy and change skin color uncontollably. Turnip and potatoe is fine, though. Not very chewy, but sufficient. As for entertainment?" Kargaah leans back, and lets his dual sets of eyelids close.

"We're not ruled by biological entertainment. For us it is a function of life. Of course, there are some rampant sensualists..." A small wink. "...that have taken to this indulgence. For us, entertainment involves small, intimate gatherings, such as a social hunt. Larger scale draws are the Jugg matches and the Opera."

He opens his eyes fully as he leans forward. "And we do have musical groups of troubadors that play the public houses. Some of the more noteworthy ones get quite a draw!"

"Did I mention the licking of elves of quality breeding are a narcotic for us?"

OOC: Economically liberal. Socially libertarian, and downright anarchic in sexual matters. "Star Trek: TNG" watchers, think of Risa as what I'm shooting for here. The rest of you? Think of the Pleasure Principle as being one of the guiding forces in society, mixed with a bit of Heinlein as regards gun control.

IC: Sarah reclined on some cushions, her head resting on the Ambassador's chest. "I hope you found the ceremony to your liking" she whispered. A grin crossed her face. The man had taken to it with a rather impressive gusto.

Gargan looked down at Sarah and grinned. "Just like the parties back home. I can tell our nations will go together wonderfully. Like that" *points* "and that." *points to something else, both are censored.*

Sarah chuckled. "That's how we learn it in our nation. You talk like an Andolaian. Is it just me, or our our people going to get along perfectly?

"Now, as to trade agreements. I made the call while you were occupied with the Rodriguez twins. Our people are looking into the matter. Are you rested enough for the rather dull official embassy reception?" Seeing the question forming in his eyes, she interrupted him with a single fingertip to the lips. "Yes. We have several welcoming ceremonies. I promise that this is the final one, and is only done for diplomatic purposes. Afterwards, you are your own man...and quite a man at that," Sarah giggled, her hand moving beneath the blanket.

Gargan grins and pulls Sarah into him gently, but firmly. "I scheduled in a few days to see the sights. As for the formal ceremony, I'll need some time to prepare."

"Well," she replies with a light laugh. "Let me go for just a moment, so that I may prepare things".

Gargan reluctantly lets her go and gets his clothes back on.

Anthony chuckled. "Name your poison. One of the reasons we've never been accepted fully by our more socialist comrades is that they consider us 'decadent' for enjoying a good meal with fine liquor. Do you have a preference?" He swung open the door of the pub, catching sight of his fellow diplomats talking with their respective contacts. Including what seemed to be a bipedal lizard.

The world was getting a bit larger, it seemed.

"I suppose I'll have some Vodka. About a pint should do." Callisdrunian vampires were notorious for their extreme level of alcohol tolerance.

OOC: Not that I accidentally screwed up and logged in as an experiment nation then checked the forum and replied without noticing who I was logged in as or anything *cough8, but...

"I suppose I'll have some Vodka. About a pint should do." Callisdrunian vampires were notorious for their extreme level of alcohol tolerance.
Later, St. John prided himself somewhat on his ability to fill the order without blinking. He turned to the Ambassador.

"So,' he said, handing her her drink and settling in a chair. "What is your government looking for in Andolai?"

We would like to extend diplomatic ties with your nation by having an embassy there.

We will respect all of your customs. Mario Batali will be your ambassador.


Mario Batali will be the ambassador


http://images.foodnetwork.com/webfood/images/tv/showtitles/molto_mario.jpg


And yes, he is a great cook.


He only likes women. :oops:

To: The Government of IIRRAAQQII

From: The Andolaian People's Moot

We welcome Ambassador Mario Batali, and will adjust our welcoming ceremony to meet his preferences.

Please let us know of the time and date of your arrival, in addition to any specific requests or requirements we would be able to fulfill for you.

Sincerely,
Aaron Sanchez
Speaker
Andolaian People's Moot

OOC: Not that I accidentally screwed up and logged in as an experiment nation then checked the forum and replied without noticing who I was logged in as or anything *cough8, but...

"I suppose I'll have some Vodka. About a pint should do." Callisdrunian vampires were notorious for their extreme level of alcohol tolerance.
Later, St. John prided himself somewhat on his ability to fill the order without blinking. He turned to the Ambassador.

"So,' he said, handing her her drink and settling in a chair. "What is your government looking for in Andolai?"

Bente took a swig from her glass and looked back up at Anthony. "Oh, you know, just diplomatic ties with a nation whose views seem to resemble ours somewhat. You see, most of our neighboring nations are either highly corrupt, right-wing, dictatorships, or all three." She drank a little more. "In the whole Layarteb narcotics incident, we discovered that your nation seems to place great importance on civil liberties. We just thought that this might be a good nation to engage further. Maybe trade agreements, just normal stuff. Callisdrun does not have diplomatic ties with many countries that aren't close to us, so we thought we'd expand our horizons and see if a nation like Callisdrun and a nation like Andolai could be of any help to each other. What sort of religions do you have here? In Callisdrun, we most people follow the old pagan religion."

Mario Batali has gotten the phone call. He's packing his bags. He'll be arriving via private jet. He'll be there tomorrow morning.

Just make sure you having a kitchen set up for him. He'll be arriving with tomato sauce, tomato's, onions, pasta etc. We will ship a daily supply of ingrediants to him.

He told us that he'll cook up his Roman-Style Timbal: Timballo di Riso alla Romana for the leader of Andolai.

Gargan finishes preparations for the proper welcoming.

BUMP

We've RP'd a soft-core porno. Ahh beautiful.

OOC: NationStates After Dark...when the delegates get their freak on.

BUMP

"We find the native plants we eat take very well to being grown hydroponically in subterranean farms. Carrots tend to have a bit of an adverse reaction to us; makes us get itchy and change skin color uncontollably. Turnip and potatoe is fine, though. Not very chewy, but sufficient. As for entertainment?" Kargaah leans back, and lets his dual sets of eyelids close.

"We're not ruled by biological entertainment. For us it is a function of life. Of course, there are some rampant sensualists..." A small wink. "...that have taken to this indulgence. For us, entertainment involves small, intimate gatherings, such as a social hunt. Larger scale draws are the Jugg matches and the Opera."

He opens his eyes fully as he leans forward. "And we do have musical groups of troubadors that play the public houses. Some of the more noteworthy ones get quite a draw!"

"Did I mention the licking of elves of quality breeding are a narcotic for us?"

At long last, Yves, the Valerian ambassador to Andolai, was approaching his destination. Aboard his plane, he could see the vast countryside that would befit the description of Andolai that the VECOD (Valerian Espionage and Covert Operations Department) had scrambled together in a portfolio. The plane was a small passenger biplane. Going at a painstakingly slow pace (compared to modern aircraft) of 90 miles per hour, the ambassador had to unfold his private bed in the somewhat spacious passenger section out more that once. But, he was finally arriving to this place, an idyllic sunny place with French speakers! It would be great to see people speaking French as a completely national language; only the Nice-Charleroi Basin in Magnus Valerius spoke primarily French in Magnus Valerius.

However, the question was... where was the airport in the capital city?

To; Speaker Aaron Sanchez

I would like to inform you that I am 4 hours away from your capital and would like permission to land.

Ambassador Orance Mau

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After careful deliberation, the grand Empire of Tametia has decided that diplomatic ties with The Serene Republic of Andolai would be in the Empire's interest.

To that end General Jerab Adnama (formerly of the Tametian Defence Force)has been appointed as Tametian Ambassador to Andolai. The General will arrive in two days hence, has been fully briefed in Andolai custom and is looking forward to his heterosexual greeting ceremony.

The General appreciates that there will be no issues with his entourage of embassy guards and personal assistants being armed.

A condition of this embassy establishment is the appointment of an Andolai Ambassador to Tametia as soon as is practical.

Glory to the Empire!