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This has been the message given to Sir William Wallace from the kingdom of Fife (town has yet to be discloded)..

" We have come to take the english away from these lands once and for all "


Any nation who would like to help in clearing the royal throne away from naming and claiming things for them selves ( eg.- We are in charge of this island) contact me. :wink:

Soooo... you've declared war on something, I think. I'm just not sure what. Oh, and you were founded today-- cool.

Wallace: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace.

Young soldier: William Wallace is 7 feet tall.

Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I am William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?

Veteran soldier: Fight? Against that? No, we will run; and we will live.

Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!

Wallace and Soldiers: Alba gu bra! (Scotland forever!)

Wallace: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace.

Young soldier: William Wallace is 7 feet tall.

Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I am William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?

Veteran soldier: Fight? Against that? No, we will run; and we will live.

Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!

Wallace and Soldiers: Alba gu bra! (Scotland forever!)

You know where its at m8 :lol:

This is a serious threat and we have allready started attacking 2 regions within our nation as 84 % are engish

Soooo... you've declared war on something, I think. I'm just not sure what. Oh, and you were founded today-- cool.


We have serious allies who are against the thought of a bigger region claiming an island is there's and treating the other places with less respect, less money, less and help and less jobs.

You know where its at m8 :lol:


just thought i'd share that with you lol

You know where its at m8 :lol:


just thought i'd share that with you lol

You know where its at m8 :lol:


just thought i'd share that with you lol


Enlgish King .. " the problem with scotland is its full of Scots " *luaghs like a boar*

Mr.Wallace (for we are sure that no legitimate monarch would ever confer upon such a lunatic any kind of honour or extraordinary title) is cordially invited to stay, at Her Majesty's expense and until such time as he is quite recovered from his consumptive madness, in any one of the United Kingdom's psychiatric-care facilities.

This offer is extended with the warmest regards of Her Majesty's government of the Federal United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and remains open for so long as Mr.Wallace's troubles persist.

-From the office of the Minister for Health.

Enlgish King .. " the problem with scotland is its full of Scots " *luaghs like a boar*

"Oh, but it isn't nearly full! We could fit ten times so many in there yet, were they not crowding-out Blackpool!"

-A.Drum-Chard, undisclosed location.

Why do I get the feeling that this guy is both Wallace and British Federation?

Mr.Wallace (for we are sure that no legitimate monarch would ever confer upon such a lunatic any kind of honour or extraordinary title) is cordially invited to stay, at Her Majesty's expense and until such time as he is quite recovered from his consumptive madness, in any one of the United Kingdom's psychiatric-care facilities.

This offer is extended with the warmest regards of Her Majesty's government of the Federal United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and remains open for so long as Mr.Wallace's troubles persist.

-From the office of the Minister for Health.


The queen must die im afraid, she has killed to many people and must be brought to justice if you can produce this justice for the thousands that have been kille because of the royals way of intruding lands and slaughtering there inhibatiitants using there stature to push people into war is non-acceptable nowadays.

We give you 2 days to bring her to justice, or an attack will occur

Her Majesty does indeed expect to enjoy the proper services, rights, and protection afforded by a modern justice system, yes. We hope that this broad knowledge is satisfactory.
In an extension of our diplomatic offerings, invitation to receive an at least rudimentary schooling in the application of the English language is forwarded to the creator/s and conveyor/s of Sir 1 William Wallace's international communiqués. This again shall come at Her Majesty's (/the British taxpayer's) expense.

-Office of the Ministry for Educational Affairs, via the Ministry for Foreign Affairs.

(OOC: And Ryanania, it may be because you're drunk or simple, I don't know. I'm quite drunk.)

(OOC: And Ryanania, it may be because you're drunk or simple, I don't know. I'm quite drunk.)Then you're probably Wallace, and are too drunk to realize it.

Her Majesty does indeed expect to enjoy the proper services, rights, and protection afforded by a modern justice system, yes. We hope that this broad knowledge is satisfactory.
In an extension of our diplomatic offerings, invitation to receive an at least rudimentary schooling in the application of the English language is forwarded to the creator/s and conveyor/s of Sir 1 William Wallace's international communiqués. This again shall come at Her Majesty's (/the British taxpayer's) expense.

-Office of the Ministry for Educational Affairs, via the Ministry for Foreign Affairs.

(OOC: And Ryanania, it may be because you're drunk or simple, I don't know. I'm quite drunk.)

Why does she get this treatment and those closest to her ???

And leaves so many in the dark

"...Look, we can't take complete responsibility for educational short-comings in your own nation state, Mr.Wallace, but in the UK we are working towards a useful and civilised standard of learning for all resident persons."

-Alice Grimble, who wrote-in to a current affairs magazine programme on the BBC.

"...Look, we can't take complete responsibility for educational short-comings in your own nation state, Mr.Wallace, but in the UK we are working towards a useful and civilised standard of learning for all resident persons."

-Alice Grimble, who wrote-in to a current affairs magazine programme on the BBC.

Hmm yeah not your people us, ok well give us the cash you get of government for education and we would have the same

"Pardon?"

-The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, except for subjects there-of presently asleep.

Cut it out, C.

(C?)

Cut it out, C.

Roleplay is gonna be big man, sssshh please 8)

"Pardon?"

-The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, except for subjects there-of presently asleep.

Your government doesnt give us the same amount cash it gives you(in england), for some reason please sort it out :?:

Our government is of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

Incase it has escaped notice, Great Britain is a large North Atlantic island comprising the mainland portions of England, Wales, and Scotland.

No one in the kingdom has a clue what William is on about.

-Some mouthy guy in the UK.

Our government is of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

Incase it has escaped notice, Great Britain is a large North Atlantic island comprising the mainland portions of England, Wales, and Scotland.

No one in the kingdom has a clue what William is on about.

-Some mouthy guy in the UK.

Just northern island ?

If the government was truly on our side to govern all, then why are privelages give to where the main guys live that run the government ?

The government is run by persons elected by the kingdom's populace. The Prime Minister is moved to Downing Street upon being created head of government- it's not like s/he's born there.
The monarchy weilds no real power and is heavily funded by its own enterprises (QEIII makes significantly fewer losses off horses than did QEII) and by the tourist trade that is boosted so greatly by its presence. Social equality is addressed in the heavy stepping of income tax in the UK- while the average is 25% high-earners pay over 40%.
Many Britons are struggling to identify with Mr.Wallace in his apparently self-serving vendetta.

-From the minutes of a village council meeting.

you should start pronouncing it "Anglish"

(Northern island? Northern Ireland is part of the UK, but I'm not sure which island you refer to- the UK consists of a great many islands. Many in Bull's government should like to see Eire rejoin the devolved union, or at least the Commonwealth, but it has been apart for generations, so can't be spoken-for here.)

A town called glasgow (Scotland) had to build its own subway system as the government wouldnt pay for it..

But all the people in glasgow have to pay taxes which will in the end fund the london (england) subway.


You seriously beleive this is a government hahahah



Guy fawkes why didnt you complete your mission, you drunken twat :?: :cry:


OOC: Good luck in the football by the way lol

Audioslavia's military has budgetted for the development of Massive Great Big Huge Scissors (tm) for the snipping of borders between rival countries, and would gladly sell a slightly-working-ish protoype to Sir 1 William Wallace to literally cut themselves off from the english, for the sum of about... a tenner.

Yours Sincerely

Some chancer in the Audioslavian government.

OOC: I can't really continue to respond in character as The British Federation is a different affair to the present UK, with devolution being even greater, and TBF can't really recognise anyone else as being Scotland, as hey, Britain includes Scotland, not just England... but I don't want to just vanish out of the conversation without saying anything, so I shall respond out of character just for the sake of conversation.

First, Glasgow is clearly a city. And if it can build its own amenities why should it not? You appear, by complaining that London apparently did not pay for the Glasgow underground, to be claiming that the English should pay for everything that happens in Scotland. Why on earth would this be the case? Scotland receives significant subsidies from English taxpayers anyway. And besides, Glasgow's subway is the oldest in the world- I don't know who paid for it, but they did it over a hundred years ago so I'm not sure what bearing it has on anything today! Especially since significant devolution has occured since then.

One person's disagreement with the policies of a given government has no bearing on whether or not that government is in fact a... government.

Scottish MPs can vote on English affairs, England has not even its own parliament or assembly as have the Scots and Welsh, and English MPs can't vote on Scottish local affairs, but if you hadn't brought it up you'd have been hard pressed to find an Englishman complaining about the Scots' say in his life.

Finally, if we listened to religious fanatics like Fawkes we'd probably all be answering to Madrid or Rome by now, and would incidentally be presumably a lot less wealthy and a lot more oppressed.

Oh, as for the football, I hope England get knocked out in the group stage and do it so badly that even the media is too ashamed to talk about it. Hopefully we'll abandon professional sports entirely and go back to kicking half a pig down the alley and across a field, sixty-odd a side.

Anyway, I'm off to see if TBF can't convince anyone to join the Commonwealth.