NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: I did some digging into past threads and RP's and came across an RP about the Gods and I thought "wouldn't that be fun to do!" so here we are.

Ok first of a couple of simple rules: One you can either copy/paste your God from either the greeks/romans/egyptians/etc or make up your own.

But before you post, tells us a litte about your God, what's it's name, what are it's attributes, what is it the God of, etc.

mine:

Name: Aphrodite
Gender: Female
Info: Unlike the other Greek Gods who were of the habit of forgetting their duties Aphrodite has never forgotton hers. As the Goddess of Love and Beauty, Love is her passion, her joy, and her desire to see spread across the entire world. Of course she is a jealous Goddess and if in a bad mood will either turn her mortal competition into toads or make them fall in love with undesireables to humiliate them. But she hasn't been in such a foul mood like that in a thousand years.

I don't really have a storyline set up for this except to see where this goes. Spammers not welcome.

IC: Aphrodite smiled as the dawn held her sway in the sky, the Goddess of Love rolled off her couch and walked out onto the balcony of her Palace on Mt. Olympus. Her sight reached far and as she stood completely naked to reveal the full beauty of the Fairest of the Goddesses (she still had the Apple that Paris gave her) her first thought of the day was, "Where shall I go first to spread Love?"

Name: Anuhaka
Gender: Male
Info: Creater of the Muktari, this bronzed warrior god was also called Father Fox. He was commonly seen as any Muktari: lean, tan, albino-white hair, and in good health. He often wore a fox pelt over his studded leather. He usually settled differences by tricking the malefactor with illusions or with his halberd, Foxfang.

Anuhaka could feel it. His people were slidding away from him. Sure, they stayed with their nature; carefree, fierce, and crafty; but they were to busy with their lives to pay him homage. Maybe it was time to see the other Gods of the pantheons.

Aphrodite smiled in the sunlight, her floor length honey blond hair shined in the sun, her flawless face and perfect body, not to mention her deep sea blue eyes and coral pink lips and creamy smooth skin was the total package that if you put every playboy bunny into a single body would not even begin to equal her beauty.

And this love goddess was feeling up for a trip to the mortal world soon, but not just yet, let the dawn look upon her for a few more minutes. Then she would go.

#tagged

Name: Death
Gender: Generaly referd to as a he
Info: Well, hes a seven foot tall skeleton with a scythe, he TALKS LIKE THIS and in the end will claim even the gods. He is the Omega Man.
Other than that he is generaly a nice guy, very philosophical, and he likes cats.
He is not technically a god, but an Anthropamorphic Personification...just dont tell him that.

IC:
Death stalked amoung the battlefield, a number of warriors lay about in various stages of dismemberment.
While there were many here Death only had a personal apointment with one...there.
Ætius the Mighty?
"Err...yes?"
Hello.
"Erm...who are you, and what happened?" Ætius looked around, then saw what was at his feet.
"Oh....bugger."
Yes.
Some things are easy to believe when a seven foot tall skeleton with a scythe says them.
"Uhm, so wheres Hades?"
Who?
"You know, Hades, the Underworld, House of the Dead?"
Oh...I dont really see the afterlife much, its not my beat really. Youll have to find out when you get there
Death swung his scythe and the soul faded. He sighed, then placed his scythe in its holster, mounted Binky, his pale horse, and rode off.

Anuhaka looked down toward another empire, Generia. His children were making war with them. He saw a squadron of surrounded enemy forces making their stand. He reached into their commander's mind and gave him a vision of glorious melee. Anuhaka hoped this would render the enemies prone so that they would be slain by his children. He would not deny his people victory. He looked toward the capitol city of Generia. He saw their god, leaving them. He also saw them losing on all sides. "So my people smite those who abandon their god. But what about their own god?"

Name: Cthulhcupid

http://www.litening.dircon.co.uk/img/HelloCthulhu.gif

Gender: Male

Info: Well, he's the nastiest of the Old Ones. He's sort of a seamonster kind of thing, and he has a bunch of tentacles on his face, like Dr. Zoidberg, and he has a knack for creating hatred, eating cultists, and driving people insane. He also flies around with his arrows of that can make two people hate each other at first sight.

IC: *YAWWNN* Dreaming for a few eons really works up an appetite. Ooh, there are some godless fools in that nation that's fighting Generia. Methinks I'll go make them worship me.

Cthulhcupid flew over to said nation, and began giving them nightmares whose main theme was that they had better start worshipping Cthulhcupid, or he'd make their deaths very painful.

Next, he shot a few people with his arrows of hatred. Then he ate a few citizens, to scare the others even more. "Yum yum!"

Aphrodite meanwhile had shrank herself down to mortal size, made her hair shoulder length, and dressed as a raver. She then materalized at a rave party in New York City. The blaring techno music, the drinking, the drugs, the dancing, the pulsing sweating bodies rubbing up agianst on the dance floor.

It was paradise.

"Time to go to work." Aphrodite thought with a smile as she looked at a very muscular blond-haired beachboy who was a virgin, she'd fix that in a jiffy.

Aphrodite meanwhile had shrank herself down to mortal size, made her hair shoulder length, and dressed as a raver. She then materalized at a rave party in New York City. The blaring techno music, the drinking, the drugs, the dancing, the pulsing sweating bodies rubbing up agianst on the dance floor.

It was paradise.

"Time to go to work." Aphrodite thought with a smile as she looked at a very muscular blond-haired beachboy who was a virgin, she'd fix that in a jiffy.

Aphrodite meanwhile had shrank herself down to mortal size, made her hair shoulder length, and dressed as a raver. She then materalized at a rave party in New York City. The blaring techno music, the drinking, the drugs, the dancing, the pulsing sweating bodies rubbing up agianst on the dance floor.

It was paradise.

"Time to go to work." Aphrodite thought with a smile as she looked at a very muscular blond-haired beachboy who was a virgin, she'd fix that in a jiffy.

Death hovered in mid-air over the city, watching as the god fled his people.
Of course, his people noticed this, and were rapidly losing faith.
Many do not know, but beleif is the food of the gods, without it they wither and die, the more followers a god has, the stronger they are, and Bilious, god of shapes in the clouds, was rapidly failing.
Morning, Bilious.
"Oh...what do you want, cant you see Im busy?!" The god had a panicked look about him, he was slowly turning transparent, and sinking toward the ground.
Death produced an hourglass, it was rather large and ornate, on it was inscribed 'Bilious'.
The last grain of sand fell.
Bilious vanished with an un-godlike wail.
Death looked over at Anuhaka and gave a nod, as one professional to another.
Hello, I see you are propserous today, I must say you are certainly keeping me busy The Reaper Man grinned, as if there was another option.

OOC: I've been doing this for well over a year now in my nation... fun stuff. The others in my region sometimes have a bit of an episode in regards to the god stomping around in my nation (and sometimes in the others), but for the most part it works out. I don't have time for stats right now, but I'll post it later... I promise, or something.

OOC: Discworld fans abound here, I see.

OOC:
Yeah, mine was kinda-sorta based on Discworld from the start...

Anuhaka turned. There was another deity. A godess. In Muktar. He went to the source. It was at a rave party. These he enjoyed. They were practically the embodiment of his teachings. He took on the mortal guess of a teenager and joined the party, keeping an eye out for those who may be a deity in guise.

OOC: Sounds fun! Lemme go raid the net for a good god, and I'll post again with something to work with.

OOC: Discworld?

Name :Molki
Gender: Male (usually)
Info: Molki is a god of Mischief. He is a bane of humanity, he taught them how to create the whoppie cusion, and is the infamous creator of *gasp* ELEVATOR MUSIC!!!

will introduce him into the thread a bit later.

Name:Ceran(Tzeentch in Christoniacan tongue.)
Gender:Male
Information:The god of power,Magic and change.
He is the Changer of the Ways, and change is the essence of Chaos itself, as well as of the ever-mutating energy that is known to mortals as magic. Also known as Tchar among the barbarians of the north, Chen in the exotic east and Shunch in the steaming jungles of the south, his name is always a byword for change. Everywhere, though, he is the Great Schemer, a subtle manipulator with an all-encompassing knowledge. His plans are inevitably convoluted and vast, spanning across untold aeons, inexplicable and contradictory to all mortal minds. He is the Puppet Master, pulling the strings of Fate and controlling the destiny of his followers and enemies alike. He does not have a single form, normally manifesting himself as a cloud of light that constantly changes colour.

IC:Ceran took form as that of a massive armoured man he walked into the courtroom and kille one of the many enemy sacrifices by absorbing his life energy soon the sacrifice was just a pile of clothes covering a chain.

He then moved through a portal into the mortal world the very fabric of the continuum changed to his whim he turned into a lean muscular man wearing a suit and looked much like a lawyer he sensed other gods in his immediate area he went to find them...

tagg...looks very interesting... will edit god into this post when I get one.

Name: Ahkmob-Sporkan
Gender: Male
Information: Ahkmod-Sporkan is the ruler of the Earth and of all it's inhabitants. He controls everything. Noting occurs without his knowing. He controls the weather and the creation and destruction of lands. He rewards the brave & good and punishes the evildoers of the world. Ahkmod-Sporkan is a forgiving and loving God who encourages all to acheive their personal best.

Ahkmod-Sporkan was a mighty ruler on the planet N'Muhna. There he was respected and loved by all. His power and wealth though soon caused the jealousy of his younger brother Meklaoman. While Ahkmod-Sporkan was eating his dinner Mekaloman snuck into the kitchen where the chef had been preparing desert. Before the chef returned Mekaloman poisioned the cake which had been prepared for Ahkmod-Sporkan. And then the chef returned and Mekaloman went back to the dining area and sat across the table from his brother. Soon the chef brought desert out and Ahkmob-Sporkans brother could barely keep his evil smile contained. But before Ahkmod-Sporkan even attempted to touch the cake he stood up and looked at his brother. "Meklaoman, my brother, you have betrayed me!" he roared. "You thought you could kill me and claim my power and wealth for yourself. Shame on you, my brother! From this day on you shall be eternally banished from this land. You shall be forced to find food and shelter on your own. You have failed and you shall be punished." Ahkmob-Sporkan then banished his brother to planet of Earth which Ahkmob-Sporkan had created with his almight power several million years before. On this planet Ahkmob-Sporkans younger brother was in a completely strange and new land. For 5,000 years, Meklaoman wandered the land feeding off of whatever plant or animal he could find. Then finally Ahkmob-Sporkan came to Earth and found his brother. "My brother, you have been punished enough and you have been forgiven. You shall receive a 2nd chance. I am allowing you to have the chance to govern over this land which I have created with my own 2 hands. The people here are in need of a leader to guide them and to care for them." So Ahkmob-Sporkan appointed Meklaoman as the ruler of the land now the Holy Empire of Sporkeric. Meklaoman taught the people, cared for them, and loved them. And to repay his brother for what he had done he taught them to worship and respect Ahkmob-Sporkan their creator. Meklaoman called the ancient inhabitants of Sporkeric "the almights chosen people." Soon the land of Sporkeric was thriving and the people were advancing. Agriculture was growing and the population rose. Meklaoman stayed with the people for 60 years until he was called back to N'Muhna with Ahkmob-Sporkan. Before he left he told them of the beauty, peace, and wonder of his home planet. He promised them that when they died the good would be rewarded and be sent to N'Muhna to live eternally in peace with him and Ahkmob-Sporkan.

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Name: Ryu
Gender: Male
Species: Ancient Dragon Clan (THE BROOD)
Information: Although not a god (at least not until Breath of Fire IV), Ryu is a member of an Ancient race which fought the gods. He also, has killed his fair share. (The main boss of BoF3).

A MYSTERIOUS POWER... AN UNLIKELY HERO...
A CLASSIC ADVENTURE...
The lone survivor of a legendary dragon clan,
a rebellious youth embarks on a great journey.
One of discovery... and danger. The classic
role-playing game now returns to continue the
epic tale of Ryu and the dragon people. An inner
power of uncertain origin matures Ryu into a warrior
who ponders his purpose as he embarks on a mystical
journey. What lies ahead is shrouded in mystery....
yet strangely familiar.

Aphrodite and her new mortal boytoy (his name was Erin) moved with the flow of the crowd into one of the bathrooms (it didn't matter which as people of both genders were in both) and entered a stall...

An Hour Later

Aphrodite smilled as she handed Erin her cellphone number (yes she has a cellphone, gotta keep up with the times) and her gave her his. "What's your name?" he managed to ask in between tracks that were booming out of the speakers in the bathroom. "Aphrodite." she said with her seductive smille and slipped away.

She loved her job. (pun intended)

But as she hit the dance floor to party she got the feeling that there was another here... A God. One she hadn't met before.

Things were about to get really interesting.

Death watched the party from a corner, being totally invisible to all mortals except Wizards, crazy people, dying people, and cats.
Y'see, Wizards and Cats have (aside from the standard rods/cones) tiny octagons in their eyes, which allows them to see into the Eighth Color, Octirion, the colour of Imagination.)
Anyway...Death waited, he held a fruit drink of some sort in one hand and a list in the other, a pen hovered over the paper, which had a skull-and-bones motife in one corner, and tickted off names as Death...happened.
Four...how unusual.

OOC:
Say, Saiogena, up for a fight over your boytoys soul?

OOC: It's a little early for that but we can do that later.

OOC:
Just doing my job :wink:

OOC:
Just doing my job :wink:

OOC: Don't forget, there is a meth addict OD'ing to Death's left.

OOC: Would do it as death, but already taken... And can't do it as a god without breaking some mitzvahs... :(

OOC: Would do it as death, but already taken... And can't do it as a god without breaking some mitzvahs... :(

OOC: Be a Demi-God, or a Celestial Being, like an Angel.

Now for some IC Dammit!: Aphrodite felt the vibe and flow of the party as she danced the night away, so many sexy guys here, soo little time. But as she danced she noticed a couple of people slouched over a couch, unknown to the partygoers, they were dead.

"Oh how depressing, and I thought I could get away from things like this." She thought as she turned away and continued dancing. Of course wherever there were cadavers Death would be near.

"Well at least he likes cats." Aphrodite thought as she waved a glowstick in the face of a gay couple who were obviously on E.

OOC: War, Famine and Pestilence are still open :lol:
Yeah...and I said there were four :P, Death is just giving yours special treatment, being a godessess' boyfriend has certain rights.

IC:
Death made a small hand gesture, although it wasnt really all that small to the Fabric of the Universe which got a nasty cut.
Anyway, another hooded figure stepped forth, one might say it was...exceptional hooded, in fact.
For some reason, its robe was white.
Ah, Scrofula. If you would mind dealing with these three, Ill handle the godessess'...friend...
Yes sir Scratch scratch.
A trail of invsible flakes sulked off into the crowd.
Just as Death turned he heard a strange bubbling noise, possibly caused by somebody falling into a drink pitcher after choking on a sharp ice cube.

"Dammit!" Aphrodite thought as she felt someone else die, "Was that... Damm, Damm, Damm!"

Aphrodite then pulled a trick only a God could do, she appeared in two places at once. While one part was parting, the other was going over Erin's records to see what his religious affiliation was to see where his soul would wind up. "Ok, so he is a Wiccan... I can work with that, he hasn't been reborn yet..."

Erin's body vanished from the party and was sent to Aphrodite's Palace, a simple spell was used to keep it from rotting.

Aphrodite left the mortal world and begain a Safari into the place where souls go to wait to be reborn. She had to have her new boytoy back, she had not even had a chance to really play with him yet.

Death tapped Aphrodite on her shoulder.
Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt... He finished attaching Binkies nosebag, then looked back at the godess. Death's skull, the ultimate poker-face, displayed no emotion on seeing the godess, though the blue fire at the back of his eyes seemd a bit brighter than usual.
Sorry, but do you remember what happened LAST time somebody interefered? I mean with a soul. Its still manifest, though the body is quite old. Ill show you.
Death snapped his fingers and a full-length mirror with a pattern of bones and omegas flashed into existance.
Its surface swirled briefly.
Bugger...
Death kicked it, and it quickly focused.
In the mirror was a man, if you could call it a man any more.
His hair was thin, so was his face. Come to think of it, everything (visible, sicko) was thin. He wore a white coat and was lying on a bed in a tiny room, mumbling to himself.
There was a scuffling sound. Death stiffened then said
Excuse me a moment.
He opened his robe, reached into his rib-cage and retreived a black and white cat, which meowed at both of the beings present.
[b]Anyway, a soul remembers nothing of its previous life, except while its 'dead', it remembers everything. If you are going to do anything, DO IT NOW, do not wait for reincarnation. I dont know why I do this...theres going to be some bloody trouble now...

"Thank you for the advice." the Love Goddess said with one of her many smilles, this one spoke of happiness, she then gave death a seductive wink and returned to her Palace.

The body lay on a giant white marble table, paintings right out of the karma Sutra hung on the walls. Several male servants stood at attention, their muscular bodies were perfect and were revealed by their lack of clothing, "You," Aphrodite said pointing at one of them, "Inform Hectate that I need her to do me a favor, bring her here now."

Just trying to prevent irreversable harm to the fabric of space and time Death grunted, then stepped...sideways.

Anuhaka was getting ticked. Not only was a mystery goddess in his children's domain, but now Death was having his own little party in his realm. He spotted Death in the crowd. He was hidden from ortal eyes, but, well, he's a god. He walked up to him and smoked a joint to avoid looking like he was talking to nobody. Well, to avoid looking like he had no good reason.
"What are you doing here?"

Anubis:
http://www.pantheon.org/articles/a/anubis.html


They all felt it. Osirus, Anubis, Hades, they all felt it. Every death and funeral god felt it. Someone was messing with death. In the underworl, Anubis was elected to figure out exactly what the heck is happening.

Takin human form, Anubis appeared at the party, where he sensed the grim reaper was.

"What have you done????" Anubis demanded

Death sighed, a sound rather like somebody shaking a sack full of ping-pong balls.
First off, I am everywhere. If you have a problem with that, speak to the Creator, Im sure he will be happy to ignore you. Second, I have done my job, Aphrodite is a bit of an airhead sometimes, but she knows not to screw up reality too much. Oh, and I think that one is yours.\
Scrofula came back, a fading soul followed him, saw Anubis and went 'poof'.

"Aphrodite did this... my apologies for being short with you. do you know where she went?"

Anuhaka sneered at Death and Anubis. "Generally, when one creates his own people, he is the one who moniters the death rate. Now, there are many soldiers dying over where my nation is making war, and Death can confirm they have no god to get in their way. You are disrupting the plans for my people. You have just put me back centuries. Please refrain from causing any further damage." He noticed the scantally clad girl coming toward him. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the restroom reinforcing my teachings." With that, he took one last smoke before heading off with the girl.

Molki entered the party with a bang. Literally.

His hair was blood red, his eyes the color of flame. The color of the long trench coat he wore corosponded with his hair. Walking in, he suddenly began to laugh. The sound of his laugh was so infectous, no mortal could resist laughing along. Only the gods could.

Molki was hated by the other gods. They hated how he never took anything seriously, how he always ruined plans that were set in motion by the other gods. Not like he gave a damn.

Anuhaka noticed Molki as he went toward the nearest restroom with his mortal female friend. He whispered to him as he passed. "Do whatever with whoever, but try to avoid doing anything permeneant unless it stops Death from messing things up for me." With that, he brought the girl through the door and was gone for a half and hour.

HORUS: God Of The Pharoh

When Horus was a baby, his father Osiris was killed by Seth. Horus and his mother Isis hid in the papyrus reeds in the delta of the Nile until Horus grew up. The he went to war with Seth to get his father's crown and kingdom. The battles raged for a long time. Once Seth managed to blind Horus by taking out his eye and tearing it to bits, but Thoth, the God of Wisdom, managed to heal the eye. Eventually, Horus won the war, and Seth was driven out into the Sahara Desert.



Horus watched Egypt from above, what some called the heavens. For thousands of years life in Egypt was differnt. It was no longer run by Pharoh's, princes and princesses therefore Horus was left job less. Ammon the creator told him often to stay strong and wait, there would be a time a leader needed his influence.

Horus summond Anibus, to his suprize Anibus was on earth! he hadn't been on earth for thousands of years..not sence Ramses II...Horus had to inspect this event at once. He took the form of Ramses the secound himself. 6 feet tall, dark complected skin, shaven head, built like a brick wall. Even on earth he had to display his power.


He came to be in the washroom of a loud party which he knew nothing of, he dressed in a white silk shirt with black pants, gold rings covered his fingers along with his thick gold necklace presented to him by the acient preists. Lots of others wore necklaces but not as big and exquised as his, Diamonds,Rubys,Saphire's were encrested in it for every feature of his god form.

He spotted Anibus first and approached him then spoke in the acient tounge:

"what are you doing Anibus? what brings you here?"

He then noticed 2 other non mortals beside him:

"is this a convention?"

He asked then smirked, his attension was drawn to the oppisite side of him by a godess looking woman who moved in a strange way to the music, she out reached her hand and Horus took it:

"what's your name sexy!" she shouted,

Horus was one of the more serious gods:

"my name is Horus"

The girl smiled then ran her fingers down his chest:

"o.0 thats forgin..very forgin..im from Romania"

Horus couldn't help but smile, she smiled too much he thought..it was funny to watch mortals melt over looks of a person.

annoyed that horus was distracted, Anubis allowed the young woman to see anubis for what he really was, the Jackal. After she fainted, Anubis turned towards Horus. One of the idiotic greeks has been messing with death. Osirus is not pleased. that's why i'm here, to fix it.

Anuhaka came out of the bathroom, leaving the girl there. They had just finished when she had already found another person to be with, a mortal this time, so he left by himself. He went up to Death and the Egyptian deities. "Whenever I turn around, I see another deity in an area outside their domain. I have yet to find out who the mystery goddess is sneaking about, but I doubt she's justified. I know you Egyptians aren't, and I'm the one who manages death in Muktar."

NAME: The One Who Kills
GENDER: Male
infO:
The One Who Kills is the god of neutral Orcs. He does not see all, like his lawful counterpart, or rage against all, like his chaotic opposite number, he simply kills. Kills the enemies of his people, those hated by his people, those his people are jealous of. Sometimes he does this by way of smiting, lightning, True Matter, daemons, etc. but usually he does it by telling his people who to kill.

The One Who Kills popped into existance miles above the surface of the Discworld. His followers on this world were few, but they did believe, so he did have some measure of authority.
He moved from his celestial hut to the Game Room, where the gods played dice with humanity. Currently two of them were arguing about weighted dice, three were simultaneously attempting to cheat, one was attempting to climb on top of the board, and a host of others chatted about holding drinks.
None of this was for that God of War. He smiled as he saw the God of Wine gulp down a huge alcoholic drink. News of Bilious' disappearance had not yet reached this party.
The One Who Kills tapped a short, swarthy, muscular human god on the shoulder. "I'm coming soon," he said.
"I'd like to see you try," said the God of Natives.
"You will," said the One Who Kills, and he disappeared.
Now he was on another world, an ancient world. Gods were thick here, but none were very powerful. A shipful of the One Who Rages' worshipers were heading down to help with some genocide or other.
The One Who Kills smiled as he manifested. The chaotic orcs were so predictable - and so manipulatible, too. The One Who Kills shook his head. Whether or not "manipulatible" was a word was the concern of The One Who Sees. For now, he had a party to crash.

Horus's attension sent back to Anibus:

"you are sure that this greek goddess is interfearing with the Acient way?"

Horus's expression turned to an outraged look:

"how will this be delt with Anibus? and Greetings god of Muktar i am Horus of Egypt"

"Horus? You seem like a reasonable deity. Wouldn't you agree that managing the deaths of a people with a culturally specific deity would fall on the shoulders of that deity?"

Horus looked at the Deity right in the eyes and replyed:

"agreed..but others seem to see that differntly..as i see it we are the ones looked up to by our nations, therefore we take THEIR fate in our hands..they leave themselfs open to us, they pray..give offerings..in return for our services..i served the mighty Pharoah's of Egypt for thousands of years, wise men but very few made decisions on their own without my intervention..do you see my point?"

The young Romainian girl stood waiting for the Egyptian, she had her sights set on him but she knew not what he was.

"she is keeping a soul. a human soul." he said to Horus. "we must find out what she plans on doing, because at this point, we really don't know"


then he turned to the god of Muktar "Whether or not you think i should be here is of no importance. someone that messes with death that does not know what they are doing can destroy everything. I'm here on behalf of all the underworld."

Anuhaka glared at Anubis. "I manage who dies among my people, excepting those who are at war. There is no war here. The only one disturbining any order I have seen so far is Death."

Lal'muk squinted at the flight screen. If his calculations were correct, he was headed right at Rhodesia... Zimbabwe? The brown humans were always changing names.
pop
"Kempil, will you stop it!" Lal'muk roared at the back of the shuttle. "I need to concentrate!"
"That wasn't me, you snaga!" yelled Kempil. "Maybe it was you!"
Lal'muk rose to his feet, ignoring the warning lights as he grabbed his dagger. "If you call me a snaga again, I will have your blood before we land!"
"Calm down, my children."
This was quite unexpected.
The shuttle burst into cacaphony as nine orcs asked in stunned amazement, "Who are you?"
The wizened Orc who had appeared in the middle of the shuttle smiled. "I am your god, and I come as I will. You will now take orders from me,"
"But we already do!"
"I was talking to the shuttle. Anyway, you did not always follow me. For I am not The One Who Rages. I am The One Who Kills, and because you said you follow me, you must..."

Horus gazed at all the Deity visitors:

"i would call upon Osirus but i do not wish to bring him into these 'matters'...it would only mean more difficulty..this Goddess of the Greeks must know..this shall not be tolerated! i took the Human form of Ramses the II to display honor and strenth, his soul is at rest on the other side where i often visit him..i speak so highly of him because i truly beleive he was the most impressive man i ever had the honor of serving..his father was also a great man..Seti the first.."

"Death does not go around taking people at whims you know, there is always a reason"

The One Who Kils addressed the stolen Imperial shuttle next. "We're going to New York," he said.

I only take those whos time has come Death produced yet another godly hourglass, this one was labled 'Anuhaka' Yes, even you have one. It is my duty to free the souls and end the suffering, I am the Omega. You can do what you want with them AFTER I have done my job. If I had a choice everything would be fine, but I suppose you WANT people to have to hang around decaying corpses for all of eternity? Death replaced the hourglass and patted his robe, then pulled out a small whetstone and began to sharpen the scythe with a quick ship ship sound.
As to Aphrodite, she has a...boyfriend, who died recently, she wants to find him before he is reincarnated so that he DOESNT go mad when she tells him about what happened

Hecate did not come, instead she sent with the servant a spellbook with a powerful ressurection spell and the materials needed to preform it.

It only took a second to set it up.

Erins body lay on top of an altar made out of goat skin and white marble, a small vial of human blood was poured onto him as an offering, the Goddess of Love began to chant.

Himia, nixtos meblors viat.
Lyian mobi helwell vegi.
Rexi neto cadi gamat.
Bleas ie.

(translation: Death, your power is no more.
Life is the gift I regive.
Let no power stand in my way.
Bless be.)

She repeated the spell four times and drew upon the magic and power of her being. First nothing happened, but then a roar as loud as the sound of creation was heard. Then a portal to the spirit world opened, the image of Erin in his prime fixed in Aphrodite's mind was the key. Time lay broken around Aphrodite and the body, a time bubble grew up around them and the doorway to the world of the dead opened. Erin's soul returned and entered the body. The time bubble fell away and the portal was resealed. The spell was complete, Erin lay on the altar, alive and asleep, when he woke up he would not remember dying.

an hour later
Erin woke up, he lay on a four-poster bed fit for an Emperor, the bedroom was so richly appointed that Lady Siri would of been jealous of it. "Where am I?" he thought as he rose from the bed and realized that he was naked.

"Morning love." said a voice as sweet as the spring breeze, "I thought you might not wake up for another hour, after the night of parting we had well..." her smile turned seductive, "I thought you might not be up for another round."

"Well maybe another..." Erin said as he brushed his long blond hair out of his face, even though he couldn't remember much about the night before except meeting this beautiful woman, "Her name is Aphrodite." he remembered.

After they finished making love Aphrodite felt Erin fall asleep, she couldn't help but love his innocent nature. "I want to keep him forever." she realized with a start, for only the second time in history the Goddess of Love had become the victim of her own attribute.

She was in love.

Anuhaka smirked at Death, clearly not understanding the situation. "You should really mind your own. I just looked into things, and apparently whatever action Aphrodite took actually repaired some of the damage you have done. Now put that hourglass away, it won't be running out for millenia." Sand was slowly following into the glass from the partygoers present, for being passionate in everything. "Now, leave my domain. You are not welcome within my realm so long as there is peace here. And rest assured, if my people go to war, they will not be fighting against an intruder."

OOC: Ohh goody, I get to bring yet another Discworldian wossname into play.
Who wants to go play in the Dungeon Dimensions? :D

IC:
Damn...
Death shuddered...
She has done...something wrong.
There was a buzzing, it seemed to fill the room with a low, sawlike noise.
It stopped.
It started again.
Death muttered something, then vanished.

Outside, Death looked up.
The Things were looking for a way in.
Great bulges formed in the air, buildings were distorted and people stopped in the street, staring at the distortions.
One strethched out, further...further...
It broke.
Something like the offspring of a horse and an octopuss with a bicycle somewhere in its ancestry stepped out, its face was mostly a mass of tentacles, and the monster stood almost fourty feet tall.
It roarde, or buzzed very, very loudly.
Death vanished again.

He reappeared inside the house just as a number of others ran back in the door screaming.
The Things are here. Aphrodites spell has called them. Death tried a dramatic pause.

OOC:
Things your god should know :P
The Dungeon Dimensions are a sort of sub-reality, the Things there are mostly pretty horrible monsters, which unlike your average Demon, Satanic being or evil madman, dont want to rule the world, they want to destroy it.
Use of magic weakens the 'wall' between the worlds, and The Things always try to get through, it helps if you think of the Universe as a rubber sheet.
Magic makes distortions, that is its purpose, it 'pushes' on the sheet, causing it to fall downward, if too much magic is used at once it creates a hole.
Sites of strong magic (Gods domains, wizards homes, that sort of thing) create their own distortions, so using magic in them is usualy not a good idea.
As for the monsters, they are generaly pretty big, though sometimes they are man-sized, and rather ugly, with lots of tentacles, eyes and nasty bits.

Anuhaka raised an eyebrow. "Is it in Muktar? If so, it won't be a problem long."

Anubis remained calm and spoke to death . "How do we destroy them?" and then to Horus in the ancient tongue "Maybe we should leave that let that insolent Muktar handle everything 'in his domain'"

Anuhaka turned to Anubis. "Insolence implies inferiority. Keep in mind this is my realm, and my power is much more potent here. Besides, this wouldn't have started had Death not been poking his scythe where it didn't belong!"

Aphrodite had brought Erin with her to a temple dedicated to the worship of Aphrodite inside the city-limits of Athens where her Villa was located (that is where she brought Erin so he would feel more comfortable). A wedding service was happening and Aphrodite so-loved weddings.

She and Erin mingled with the other guests before entering the main portion of the Temple. A giant statue of the Love Goddess emerging from the sea was in the center, an altar covered in red and pink roses was in front of the statue. The High Priestess, a lovely old grandmother-type who had had her share of men and women held a leather-bound book that contained spells, prayers, and of course a simple wedding cerimony to bind two loves together.

The Groom and Bride walked hand in hand to the altar and knelt. The High Priestess chanted prayers to the Love Goddess, asking her to bless this union and make it last beyond death.

Aphrodite smilled and secretly gave her blessing.

The bride and groom spoke their voews of love and eternal loyalty to one another and kissed.

A simple 10 minute service that would hold for a lifetime, this couple had a steadfast love that had been built on friendship, it would truly last beyond death.

"Why did you bring me here?" Erin whispered to her, "Unless I miss my guess I'm in Greece, how did you get me here in a single night?"

"You'll find out soon enough love," Aphrodite whispered back before kissing his cheek, "But first let us go get something to eat."

OOC:
I wrote a long post...but the forum ate it.

Basicaly everybody learns that magic only makes Things stronger, that people need to stop using magic for now or risk more THings, Death informs Muktar that he had nothing to do with it, and then Death rides out to go fight this one...

Anuhaka stormed out of the party to help Death fight the Thing. Returning to his normal, deific, beyond mortal eyes self, he held Foxfang. He would slay the beast personally.

The Thing buzzed again, sweeping tentacles that were not-quite real toward the god and the anthropamorphic personification of death.
Death dodged, bringing his sword down on the semi-transparent tentacle, which flopped off, showring the streets below with thick black goo.
Now the beast screamed, its huge head coming around for a bite at Death...

The tentacle that was swiped at Anuhakawas severed by Foxfang in a mortal eyeblink. He lept toward the head of the creature, slashing at points that seemed important, hoping to break its charge so as to avoid losing an ally.

Hecate: The 3 faced Goddess of the Witches, Greek tradition.
One serious itch with a b to tick off, and one to grant favours if the petitioner is willing to pay the price.

Hecate sat in her temple, looking down at the ditz called Aphrodite, and shook her head. "Why did I lend her my grimoire? She can have anything in the world she wants, in fact the universe, yet she throws a fit over this guy at a party". She sighed and wondered if by lending Aphrodite the grimoire and letting her have that spell that literally cheats Death, if she'd altered Fate in a very large way, and suspected there was going to be a lot of trouble over this. She got out her black wand of hazelwood, her bag of tricks and prepared to clean up this mess.

"Horus, they can take care of themselves.. i'm going to greece."

Anubis disappeared from teh scene and focused himself in at Athens. He figured the temple of Aphrodite was a good palce to start. He barged into the temple, in his full Jackal-headed form, looking for the goddess.

"Horus, they can take care of themselves.. i'm going to greece."

Anubis disappeared from teh scene and focused himself in at Athens. He figured the temple of Aphrodite was a good palce to start. He barged into the temple, in his full Jackal-headed form, looking for the goddess.

*looked up because she heard a commotion in another part of Olympus* Okay, Jackalman is here. He seems upset. Kind of hard to read his expression. *started to go to Aphrodite's temple to see what was going on*

Meanwhile at the orders of the Love Goddess her senior servant went back to Hectate's Temple with the Spellbook and the two powerful gifts Aphrodite had promised. The first was a ruby ring that contained a powerful spell that would make the victim fall maddly in love with the wearer of the ring. The second was something that while Aphrodite was loathed to give up she did it in the name of Love. The Apple of Discord with the inscription "To the Fairest" that she had won fair and square from Paris and the rest of the story is very well known.

"I come to return the spellbook and the gifts promised by My Lady." the servant spoke to the Temple's guards who blocked his way.

*Hecate turned around because she heard her guards talking to someone* Approaching the guard and the visitor, she listened to the conversation, and smiled. "A ring for me? Hmm....and my spellbook back. How nice. I think it's time I contacted Aphrodite with my thanks for the return, and clue her in to the visitor in her temple." She noted where the items from Aphrodite were placed and decided the guard would get some extra gold or gifts for his concern.

*pulled out her cellphone and dialed Aphrodites' number* "Aphro my dear, you have a visitor in your temple. The Jackal headed one. Yes...Oh, he seems to be a little upset. I'm going over to talk to him. He's travelled a long way you know....I do hope you come up for air soon and talk to him. Those Egyptians tend to have nasty tempers and I'm not in the mood to deal with another tantrum on Olympos. One's enough this week. Thankyou!!" *click* Now off to the temple~poof~

Horus nodded and threw his arms up in the air and was gone, the girl who was interested in him also dissappeared. Horus thought he would have some fun with this mortal. The scene changed to Acient Egypt where he and the girl stood on a balcony high in the palace over looking the nile and the sun set:

"apperances are deceving" he said slowly as the girl looked around terrifyed

She looked at him stunned then replyed:

"i am crazy! gone mad at the sight of you!"

Horus's serious expression did not change at this comment, he simply said:

"no, you are dreaming when you awaken you will be back in the city they call New York in the party"

The girl was lost for words, blinked then was back in the noisy club stunned..standing there scared..shaking with fear.


Horus arrived in Greece moments later to see Anibus:

"let us go together my brother..i had to make an example...haha" Horus laughed..he very rarely did that at all

"Horus, they can take care of themselves.. i'm going to greece."

Anubis disappeared from teh scene and focused himself in at Athens. He figured the temple of Aphrodite was a good palce to start. He barged into the temple, in his full Jackal-headed form, looking for the goddess.

The wedding party had moved to another part of the Temple for the reception. Erin had gone to the bathroom, but a simple spell kept Aphrodite aware of his condition at all times. It was just her and Anubis in the main Complex.

"What are you doing here?" Aphrodite said as she slipped off her mortal disguise and became the living nude version of the statue behind her.

*Hecate popped into the Temple, grabbed a couch to watch the byplay* "This is going to be very interesting...."

Seeing aphrodite for some reason calmed anubis down, and he decided to transform into a more human form.

"I know i'm a little far away from my domain, but this is important."
"you kinda...uh...messed with the dead"

what the heck anubis?? he thought to himself. don't let her get to you. you are a fierce warrior, and you have a job to do!

he started over "I am here on behalf of Lord Osirus!" "you have tampered with the dead, and have managed to tear a hole in reality in the process!"

Horus Entered the chamber in his deity form:

"aphrodite! what is the meaning of this! i am far from my home but this cannot be tampered with! yes i bend the rules alittle here and there..today i took a young girl back to Egypt for somthing to do but now she thinks she's ither crazy or it was a day dream! little things like that can be fixed! please listen to reason as i am wise in these ways..i have guided Pharoh's before you existed my dear!"

He glanced ant Anibus then back to the other gods:

"Anibus does this cause any problems in your relm? Osiris would not be pleased! i will not bring him into this matter..it is somthing we can sort out among ourselfs..."

Feeling that Erin had left the bathroom and was comming here to fnd her Aphrodite slipped back into her mortal disguise, which was still flawlessly beautiful.

"Oh dear, I wonder how that happened? Well thank you of informing me Anubis. Now unless there is anything else I have a date planned."

Erin entered the room. Aphrodite smiled at him and said, "Hello Erin, I was speaking to an old friend of mine but I feel that we must be going to that quaint cafe I wanted to take you to."

(Erin by the way is your typical California beachboy look with long blond hair, baby blue eyes, a muscular body, and a child-like innocence that makes you just want to hold and cradle him)

*pulled out her cell phone and called Hades to let him know that the competitors from Egypt were in Greek realm* Yep, they're here and they are speaking with Aphrodite right now. They are not pleased. They are trying to reason with her. You know how she is though....she does what she pleases....maybe you should come up. This is more your turf than theirs".

*Hecate quietly walks up to Aphrodite and taps her on the shoulder* My dear...I understand how you feel, but you are in more serious trouble than you realize. These 2 gods mean business and they are trying to be polite about it. Be careful.

Horus was getting upset that aphrodite seemed to pay no mind to him:

"aphrodite! do you not understand what you do! you currupt the laws that come with this dedication! Anibus! do you not agree! i am not just some old wind bag like Septa Tut's announcer! i speak wisdom and the truth! hear me!"

The eyes of Horus's Hawk face turned red with anger, flames could be seen in them

Anubis heard hectate making her phone call.

"Yes, call Hades, he'll understand what aphrodite is messing with."

*Hecate quietly raised a hand to the 2 gods and remained still* "Aphrodite, I really think you better listen to them. They do have a point. Hear them out. Erin is safe, for now....just listen." *Hecate continues to hope that the 2 male gods will keep their tempers and that Hades will get his butt upstairs SOON*.

Erin then asks in a puzzled voice, "Gods..." "Oh that is just an old joke between us, I have to smooth a few things over, why don't you go back to the Villa? There is a map in the Ferrari, I'll catch a taxi back."

Erin then said in a quiet voice, "Ok, but come home soon." He then left.

"Don't do that around him, at least until I tell him the truth." Aphrodite said to Hectate in a polite voice, "Besides what do they want me to do? I'm a Goddess of Love, not War. I couldn't kill anything if I tried."

"Er, Aphrodite my dear....while we are in this little situation, I think it would wise of you to read in the Book of the Dead, the Egyptians lore...You'll see what these 2 males are on about....it's an interesting read. It was summerised in the God's Reader's Digest a year ago." *Hecate pressed the book in Aphrodite's hands* "Please go read it, quick".

*Hecate seriously started wondering if Aphrodite could read* Hmm....

"Er, Aphrodite my dear....while we are in this little situation, I think it would wise of you to read in the Book of the Dead, the Egyptians lore...You'll see what these 2 males are on about....it's an interesting read. It was summerised in the God's Reader's Digest a year ago." *Hecate pressed the book in Aphrodite's hands* "Please go read it, quick".

Aphrodite opened the book and read all in a second, it took another second for all the information to sink in.

"Ok, Hours, calm down. Anubis, all of you ok I somehow screwed up and opened a doorway to another world and I have unleased monsters. Ok how do we fix it?"

*Hecate's cell phone rang. It was Hade's secretary. Hades was out to lunch with Persephone and did not want to be disturbed, for any reason. He wanted all calls forwarded to Zeus.*"Fat chance of me calling Big Daddy over this....Sometimes you just have to do the dirty work yourself. *Hecate turned to the 2 angry male Gods and addressed them* "Gentlemen, we have a problem indeed...."

"It seems that a huge rift was created when Aphrodite spelled her boyfriend back to life. Now, am I to understand a rather large monster is on the loose, from the Void"?

" first, what exactly did you do with the soul you rescued? what kind of spell did you use to give him a body?"

Horus calmed down, his rage went slowly out like a fire:

"you understand your mistake?" he said quietly with a confused expression

He then went to the subject about Erin:

"what about this..Mortal you bring here? any god could take that form as the girl from Romania i met today, truly beautiful mortal woman she is..but bringing them here is against the LAWS!"

Exclaimed Horus toying with his gold arm bracelett

*started waving her hands around at the gods in the room* "Anybody awake"? **Or is it the server?**

"It seems that a huge rift was created when Aphrodite spelled her boyfriend back to life. Now, am I to understand a rather large monster is on the loose, from the Void"?

"yes several of them, if you use magic to defeat them , they only grow stronger"

"Yeah... It's SOOO illegal to bring mortals to Athens, which is where this temple is located." Aphrodite said sarcasticly, "Anyway it is none of your buisness."

*Hecate had the grace to flush with anxiety*
"Gentlemen, I'm the provider of the spell.... It was very simple to use.
That's why I'm here, to help undo the damage".
*Hecate starts twisting her leather whip thong in anxiety. She really felt kinda bad for this. But it was hard to resist Aphrodite*

*Hecate waved her hand and a large bowl of water appeared. She gently took each god's arm and lead them to it.* "Watch, here's what she did."
Erins body lay on top of an altar made out of goat skin and white marble, a small vial of human blood was poured onto him as an offering, the Goddess of Love began to chant.

Himia, nixtos meblors viat.
Lyian mobi helwell vegi.
Rexi neto cadi gamat.
Bleas ie.

(translation: Death, your power is no more.
Life is the gift I regive.
Let no power stand in my way.
Bless be.)

She repeated the spell four times and drew upon the magic and power of her being.

"See, fairly simple"

Horus was out raged by Aphrodite's sarcastic comment:

"woman! how dare you insult me with those words!" he yelled so loud that the world must have heard it, it echoed for about 10 minutes

He then explained:

"illegal is not the word! ignorant!arrigant!DISRUPTIVE!" he boomed

Horus was truley upset and was at the point where he felt he had to do somthing destructive:

"i do not bring beautiful females to the under world! to the place where the Pharohs and Acient people rest!"

*Hecate waved her hand and a large bowl of water appeared. She gently took each god's arm and lead them to it.* "Watch, here's what she did."
Erins body lay on top of an altar made out of goat skin and white marble, a small vial of human blood was poured onto him as an offering, the Goddess of Love began to chant.

Himia, nixtos meblors viat.
Lyian mobi helwell vegi.
Rexi neto cadi gamat.
Bleas ie.

(translation: Death, your power is no more.
Life is the gift I regive.
Let no power stand in my way.
Bless be.)

She repeated the spell four times and drew upon the magic and power of her being.

"See, fairly simple"

*Hecate yells Whoa* Guys, look, she meant well....she was in love. He's a cute guy. I see your point, but please, this is not YOUR turf. It's OURS. Remember you're a visitor in her TEMPLE. It's a holy place. Let's talk about this some more please?

anubis looked at the spell. "That in itself shouldn't have caused disturbances like we have seen."

He sat down in thought, looking very much like a dog. "Horus, i'm not the expert on these creatures, Death is. Do you think killing her man would help?"

Aphrodite was now starting to seeth with rage and began plotting a mean revenge. She remembered that she had her cellphone on her, if she could somehow call Aries to fight this raving lunatic for her she could get away.

*Hecate quietly wondered* Where is Death anyway? He can go wherever he wishes.....He's the legitimate complainant in this fiasco. And yes, now that you mention it, that spell would not let monsters loose from anywhere. Maybe there was something else at work? *pointed gun at server and threatened it because it kept quitting on her*

*Hecate quietly wondered*

Where is Death anyway? He can go wherever he wishes.....He's the legitimate complainant in this fiasco.
And yes, now that you mention it, that spell would not let monsters loose from anywhere. Maybe there was something else at work?

*pointed gun at server and threatened it because it kept quitting on her*

Horus shook his head:

"NO! i will return to Egypt immeaditly to speak with Osiris...Farewell"

Horus then appeared in Osiris temple and got on a knee at the bottom of his throne where he sat:

"my lord almighty, speak with the god of gods Ammon..we cannot let 1 incident destroy thousands of years worth of sacred prayer...worship..."

Osiris didn't look at Horus but kept looking far off in the distance:

"Horus my son, be strong at this moment we are powerless to change what has happend...Ammon will have nothing to do with this as it is a Unimportant matter in his eyes, i do not agree but will watch carefully"

He spoke in a deathly wisper, Horus rose and nodded:

"yes father, i will return to my temple and await word of Anibus for he is there now"

*Hecate quietly took the phone from Aphrodite*

Please don't call Aries...you know how hyper he gets in situations like this.

A brief mental message to the bickering deities:
Here's a solution: help Death and I kill the d*** Things!

*Hecate perked up suddenly. She had heard a little voice in her ear and managed to realize it was Death speaking. She sent a little message back and asked what he wanted*

Aphrodite had taken a few deep breaths to calm herself down, "Ok, I'm feeling a little better now, but now what?"

"perhaps we are looking at this from the wrong angle" "maybe it's not the spell, or the spell caster, but the spells target." He continued to sit. his canine ears twitching, showing he is thinking.

The message hits Anubis, Horus, Aphrodite, and Hecate again:
Get back over here! There are more Things!

"perhaps we are looking at this from the wrong angle" "maybe it's not the spell, or the spell caster, but the spells target." He continued to sit. his canine ears twitching, showing he is thinking.

"And what do you mean by that?" Aphrodite asked, her voice no longer honey smooth but dangerous.

Very dangerous.

*Hecate looked at Anubis*

"Okay, so you seem to think that because of Erin, these monsters were let loose in the world. Could this be because he's a California blond beach boy? That these things are the opposite of what he is"?

*She started twisting her thong harder, and then whistled loudly 3 times. Her dogs popped in and ran up to her. 3 Rottweilers, Fifi, Fido and Hooch.*

he sent a telepathic message back

killing them is pointless until we can keep them from coming to our world, besides, you and death are doing fairly well, aren't you?

he sent a telepathic message back

killing them is pointless until we can keep them from coming to our world, besides, you and death are doing fairly well, aren't you?

*Hecate jumped a mile. Death can be very loud*

"People, Death is really upset. We need to get there, ASAP".

*Hecate waved her wand around the group and wished them to Deaths' side*.

Two on one, we do fine. Two on twenty, not so hot.

*Hecate popped into view beside Death*

"Okay, what exactly are we dealing with"?

fine i'll help you


"Rise my warriors, sevents of The Lord Anubis! Go forth into the land of Muktar, and figth our enemy"

In the sands of egypt, hundreds of mummified egyptian soldiers pulled themselves out of the sand. like thier master, they had the head of a Jackal. In the blink of an eye, this undead army was at teh battle scene, ready for battle

---

"Aprhodite, are you absolutely sure your mortal is human?"

*Hecate waved her wand and called all her servants, allies, witches, etc to aid in the fight against the monsters in Muktar*

"Rise and heed my call. I send you to the land of Muktar to fight for Death, and for myself, against the evil monsters there. Fight as ye will, and win".

*Hecate also sic'd her dogs on those monsters*.

"Of course yes, if he was a zombie I would of noticed by now." was Aphrodite's reply, she was now lounging on a couch that floated several fett off the ground.

Anuhaka's jaw drops as legions more monsters emmerge from the summons of Hecate and Anubis. "Idiots." He leaps through the air, slashing at various monsters as he flies past them. He flew not from magic, but from strong legs.

*Hecate's cellphone rang. It was Hades, and he was royally torked. Seemed that the gentleman god of the realm of Muktar had killed off most of the monsters of Anubis and herself. Hades wanted to know why the Olympian expense account for said monsters et al, was taking such a big hit. He didn't want to spend nites up explaining to Zeus how the head Witch on the mount had made a huge mistake*

Hecate said, "Oh no....Okay, I didn't have my listening ears on. I can blame it on PMS, pregnancy and menopause. Zeus will understand. "

*She zaps in her Harley and bullwhips and heads out to tackle the monsters the hard way, with her hands*.

<<<I have to sign off here. Having serious problems with server. Will be back later.>>>

The one time Aphrodite had tried to fight was in the Trojan war, that one time turned out to be a disaster that she would never repeat. Also as magic didn't seem to work on these things all she could do was watch. So Aphrodite caused the couch she was lounging on to float into the sky where she could watch the battle in saftey. She picked up her cellphone and began to chat with Erin.

Aprhodite, i have to take your man to the underworld.

"Hang on a sec." Aphrodite said to Erin over the cellphone before addressing Anubus, "That is going to be a HELL NO from this love Goddess, that is not an option. Erin is alive and well and will stay that way."

OOC:
Geesh...I leave for five minutes and the topic jumps a million pages...

Horus watches Anibus's army emerge then he grows to 25 feet tall and straps on his armor and looks at the sand below him:

"i summon Pharoh's who i have served for decades serve me now! i am in a time of need and you shall return to the underworld prosperous then ever!"

All the Pharoh's of Egypt draw swords as their servents put their armor on, armor of jewls and gold. Great chariots race them towards Muktar with great musclular horses and hunting dogs running along side:

"this shall release my RAGE!"

He then joins the army he called from the sand on the way to Muktar.

"Hang on a sec." Aphrodite said to Erin over the cellphone before addressing Anubus, "That is going to be a HELL NO from this love Goddess, that is not an option. Erin is alive and well and will stay that way."

"It was his time!" ANubis flew up to aphrodites couch. "how do you plan on keeping him anyway? humans only live 90 or so years?"

"Hang on a sec." Aphrodite said to Erin over the cellphone before addressing Anubus, "That is going to be a HELL NO from this love Goddess, that is not an option. Erin is alive and well and will stay that way."

"It was his time!" ANubis flew up to aphrodites couch. "how do you plan on keeping him anyway? humans only live 90 or so years?"

"I'll "talk" to Zeus about granting him immortality." Aphrodite replied, "Then he will be mine forever."

Anuhaka lands near Anubis, coated in the black blood of many Things. "It wasn't his time. Death was poking his scythe where it didn't belong." He sticks a finger behind himself, pointing to three things that were persuing him. "This is the damage that deity wannabe's presumption has done!" With that, he leaps back into battle.

what if i can promise him admittance to the heaven or reincarnation of his choice?

To say Anuhaka could fight would be an understatement. His ability to dodge blows made him seem untouchable. His ability to slay the Things made Ares look docile and Athena pacifistic. He did not meerly fight the beasts. He fought them with a passion. One corpse crashed near Anubis, as if to say She said no. I said no. Get over it.

Meanwhile, Cthulhcupid is shooting random people with his arrows of hatred, occasionally stopping to eat people. "Yum yum."

Aphrodite meanwhile, noting being the warrior-type had just left altogether.

Athens, Greece

Erin smilled as her taxi finally came and she came out, Aphrodite, a woman who's name fit her beauty. "Someday I'm going to marry her." he thought with a smile as she came through the main gate and walked down the long driveway to the doors of her Villa, her love Erin waited for her at the doorsteps.

Aphrodite hugged and kissed Erin and said, "Come inside please, there is something I need to tell you."

Anuhaka continued to slaughter the Things. The tide was turning, and they were beginning to stop mindless destruction and focused on killing him.

Name: Apollo
Mythology: Greek
Gender: Male

Apollo is the god of the sun in Greek mythology. He is also the god of music. He rides in his winged chariot, rising the sun and bringing it back down again. He has blond hair and is physically fit and pleasing to the eye.

http://www.druidic.org/visits/paris/images/apollo-side.jpg

now that aphrodite was gone, Anubus drew his sword and began work on the things.

And Cthulhcupid found and devoured an entire Wicca coven, after driving them all insane, of course.

It had been several hours since Aphrodite had revealed her true identity to Erin, he had not been angry when she revealed her true form in all it's glory, he still saw the girl at the rave party who had taken his heart for her own. He only loved her even more so now that he knew who she truly was, and he flowed with a new found passion during the many hours of lovemaking between them. But finnaly spent after three hours they lay on top of each other, looking into the other's eyes and seeing within themselves the very mystery that Aphrodite was the goddess of.

Love.

Horus went back in time to Egypt, he sat by the Nile in a mortal form. That of a man who looked like Seti when he was young, strong and built like a pyrimid. He looked across the river at the people in the feilds, young children playing with the dirt and sand:

"why did things have to change..." he said in a wisp

He feared the Goddess Of Loves decision because it was change...Horus was used to the old way, he thought of dismissing the event personally and apoligizing..after all Aphrodite was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen..therefore forgiveness was an option..NO he musn't he was falling under her spell..NO

Cthulhcupid used telepathic communication to ask the other Gods, "Don't you think we should... I don't know... kill Aphrodite or something?"

Don't even think it. She has been more help than you could ever be.

Horus was falling deep into her spell, weather she placed it on him or he just..well it just happend..he heard the message then replyed

"NO! we musn't harm her...she is needed by her people.."

I could take care of her people, if she were to meet with an unfortunate accident. I promise I wouldn't devour their souls or anything like that.

Horus repeated:

"no...we must not harm her...i will summon her and speak with her alone.."

Horus was starting to frighten himself by what he was saying...falling in love..well falling under a spell by a god who was younger than himself..

Craven worm. You are no better than the Things I fight at this moment. What have you done to aid us? Eaten people so the Things don't hurt them? You aren't an ally, you're a threat.

The love Goddess smilled at Erin as he lay asleep on her bed, he truly looked like an angel. The light of the full moon filled the room with a lovely silver light. Aphrodite stepped out onto the balcony of the Villa naked and felt the gentle cool breeze in the warm night, the stars were out in full force and almost like an offering the city of Athens lay at her feet.

"And to think that all this beauty, all of creation, all of it has it's roots in love." Aphrodite thought to herself as she felt her worshipers pray to her for this and that blessing, by a natural instinct in all Gods during all this drama she had still bestowed this and that blessing or aided a love spell here and there and kept up on who was in love with who and the usual gossip.

Being a God had it's perks.

Horus repeated:

"no...we must not harm her...i will summon her and speak with her alone.."

Horus was starting to frighten himself by what he was saying...falling in love..well falling under a spell by a god who was younger than himself..You don't sound right. Do you need me to come shoot you with an arrow of hate? I'll do it for free.

The corpse of the Thing most recently killed by Anuhaka comes crashing down toward Cthulhcupid.

Horus grinned to himself at the comment then laughed, he looked behind him to make sure no one heard him laughing loudly as he sat by the nile..he thought:

"arrow of hate hahaha"

He then replyed:

"im feeling fine..remenising on old times.."

He looked around at the surroundings, he heard Seti's voice in his head:

"Horus guide me as i make decisions, i am your servant you are my lord! forgive me as i must do what i must do..tonight i have slain the isrilite first borns..in fear of a deliver to my slaves.."

Horus rememberd this night like the night before:

"a sad day that was..."

Anubis walked in to the side of Horus. "Ah, i haven't stood on the shores of our river for millenia. what troubles you?"

Horus looked up at Anibus:

"everything my brother..i fear change..the world has why should the god.."

He lowered his head looking at the sand..

"yes, the world has changed a lot since our day. look at the great pyramids. broken apart with decay." anubis skipped a rock on the river's water. "I still can't figure out aphrodite, she makes no sense to me. What did she do? I think there could be something larger at work here"

Horus stood up and looked Anibus in the eyes:

"err ..well i love her.." he waited for Anibus to freak out or laugh like hell,

Horus tryed to explain:

"i hate her but love her!! i think it's a spell but i don't know!! and i don't want to say 'i love you evil love goddes!' haha"

The corpse of the Thing most recently killed by Anuhaka comes crashing down toward Cthulhcupid.Cthulhcupid spoke some words in an ancient tongue that had not been spoken by man for eons, and a rift in the universe opened and swallowed the Thing, sending it to Cthulcupid's dream plane, where the Thing would serve to fuel hatred wherever Cthulhcupid so chose. It would be kept alive, but in excruciating pain for eternity.

Anubis looked at him confusedly.

"she's very powerful, she emits her power without realizing it. she almost had me when we met for the first time. but i shook it off pretty easily. But i'm not sure you're under a spell..."

Two more Things emmerge within Cthulhcupid's proximity. Anuhaka leaps into them, slashing Foxfang swiftly enough to dispatch them before any harm is done. "You idiot! Don't use magic! You're only making things worse when you do!"

Ah, yes, forgot about that. I'll simply devour them instead. *Grows large and begins munching* "Yum yum."

Anuhaka groans in disgust, but continues he killspree. He had only used one spell in the entire battle: one which isolated the fighting away from the mortal realm.

"do you think we should confront her?"

Horus paced back and forth then replyed:

"yes my brother...we shall..."

He looked over to where the Hebrew's lived and heard screams of mothers:

"it has begain..once again.."

Horus paced back and forth then replyed:

"yes my brother...we shall..."

He looked over to where the Hebrew's lived and heard screams of mothers:

"it has begain..once again.."He telepathed them and asked I couldn't help but sense that you guys were going to confront that slut Aphrodite. A rather large vibe goes out when gods are about to confront each other. Anywho, you want me to come along, since I'm a god of hate and all?

Anubis disappeared and was once more in modern day athens waiting for Horus to appear and lead the way to the temple.

Anubis disappeared and was once more in modern day athens waiting for Horus to appear and lead the way to the temple.

Anuhaka stood next to Cthulhcupid. He was carrying about a dozen dead Things. He dropped them on the god of hate. "You really need to think quieter." With that, he lept onto a tower to observe there were no more Things left in Muktar. Any more rifts were beyond his domain. Now he just needed to attend to protecting Erin.

Cthulhcupid began to messily eat the corpes which had just been dumped on him. Black blood dripped from his face tentacles, and flew all over the surrounding area as he ripped the corpses apart. "Yum yum."

Horus Immeaditly appeared besdie anibus, Horus said to the god of hate:

"you are welcome to come!"

Horus looked at Anibus and said quietly:

"lets go"

A tall, lean, male Muktari leans against the building Erin and Aphrodite were in. Passerbys didn't bother to ask what the black stuff he was picking off his clothes was.

Anubis once again walked right in to the temple and began yelling for aphrodite. he was a no nonsense kind of god.

Horus grinned at this comical ignorance:

"where are you! Aphrodite! we must speak with you!" Bommed Horus

He looked over at Anibus and said quietly:

"it's enjoyable being ignorant some times" he grinned

Cthulhcupid appears out of a dimensional rift, and says to Horus and Anubis, "Let's kick the tires and light the fires."

"these mortals are giving us funny looks..." He growled at one and let her see his fangs.. she ran away in fear.

"if aphrodite won't come if we yell for her, maybe we should make a disturbance"

"these mortals are giving us funny looks..." He growled at one and let her see his fangs.. she ran away in fear.

"if aphrodite won't come if we yell for her, maybe we should make a disturbance"OOC: Has anyone considered the possibility the person who RPs as Aphrodite is logged off?

"these mortals are giving us funny looks..." He growled at one and let her see his fangs.. she ran away in fear.

"if aphrodite won't come if we yell for her, maybe we should make a disturbance""Allow me." Cthulhcupid shot several men and women with arrows of hatred, starting a large streetfight. He then infiltrated the minds of several other passers-by, reducing them to catatonic shells.

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OOC: we are aware of that.

Horus looked at the 2 gods then turned Into his Ramses form and smiled:

"Cthulhcupid, Anibus use powers that cannot harm just cause panic..like so.."

Horus threw his hand outwards and a fireball emerged hitting the wall then extingushed, people screamed and ran all over the place:

"haha haa hah"

OOC: we are aware of that.OOC: So basically you are just causing trouble to ruin the thread?

OOC: we are aware of that.OOC: So basically you are just causing trouble to ruin the thread?Define "trouble."

Anubis jsut simply let down his disguise... and let out a vicious howl.

OOC: i'm out for the night.

OOC:no, no no, we are almost done lol just getting a little in here and there so she can respond, we won't make her do stuff and such

OOC: I did some digging into past threads and RP's and came across an RP about the Gods and I thought "wouldn't that be fun to do!" so here we are.

Ok first of a couple of simple rules: One you can either copy/paste your God from either the greeks/romans/egyptians/etc or make up your own.

But before you post, tells us a litte about your God, what's it's name, what are it's attributes, what is it the God of, etc.

mine:

Name: Aphrodite
Gender: Female
Info: Unlike the other Greek Gods who were of the habit of forgetting their duties Aphrodite has never forgotton hers. As the Goddess of Love and Beauty, Love is her passion, her joy, and her desire to see spread across the entire world. Of course she is a jealous Goddess and if in a bad mood will either turn her mortal competition into toads or make them fall in love with undesireables to humiliate them. But she hasn't been in such a foul mood like that in a thousand years.

I don't really have a storyline set up for this except to see where this goes. Spammers not welcome.

IC: Aphrodite smiled as the dawn held her sway in the sky, the Goddess of Love rolled off her couch and walked out onto the balcony of her Palace on Mt. Olympus. Her sight reached far and as she stood completely naked to reveal the full beauty of the Fairest of the Goddesses (she still had the Apple that Paris gave her) her first thought of the day was, "Where shall I go first to spread Love?"

OOC:
Athena > all gods (including the current ones, e.g. Yahweh, Jesus, Brahmah)

OOC: we are aware of that.OOC: So basically you are just causing trouble to ruin the thread?

OOC:no we are trying to get her attention.

OOC: How do you get someone's attention when they are most likely asleep IRL? Just wait it out, you've done enough.

OOC:im off for night, take up tomorrow

OOC: I did some digging into past threads and RP's and came across an RP about the Gods and I thought "wouldn't that be fun to do!" so here we are.

Ok first of a couple of simple rules: One you can either copy/paste your God from either the greeks/romans/egyptians/etc or make up your own.

But before you post, tells us a litte about your God, what's it's name, what are it's attributes, what is it the God of, etc.

mine:

Name: Aphrodite
Gender: Female
Info: Unlike the other Greek Gods who were of the habit of forgetting their duties Aphrodite has never forgotton hers. As the Goddess of Love and Beauty, Love is her passion, her joy, and her desire to see spread across the entire world. Of course she is a jealous Goddess and if in a bad mood will either turn her mortal competition into toads or make them fall in love with undesireables to humiliate them. But she hasn't been in such a foul mood like that in a thousand years.

I don't really have a storyline set up for this except to see where this goes. Spammers not welcome.

IC: Aphrodite smiled as the dawn held her sway in the sky, the Goddess of Love rolled off her couch and walked out onto the balcony of her Palace on Mt. Olympus. Her sight reached far and as she stood completely naked to reveal the full beauty of the Fairest of the Goddesses (she still had the Apple that Paris gave her) her first thought of the day was, "Where shall I go first to spread Love?"

OOC:
Athena > all gods (including the current ones, e.g. Yahweh, Jesus, Brahmah)OOC: I beg to differ. The Judeo-Christian God is like Chronos and Zeus put together, times infinite, since He's indestructible and completely omnipotent and omniscient, meaning He can do anything.

OOC: I'd have to say Anuhaka takes the cake here.

OOC: Wow! You log off for sleep and this is what happens...

*Hecate walks up to Aphrodite and hugs her*

They left a huge mess. I'm calling Hades and Zeus. This has gotten out of hand.

*She pulls out her cell phone and makes the calls*

I'm also going to clean this up.

*waves her hands and gets the Temple complex all cleared up for Aphrodite*

Sorry for not being around. There was a magickal glitch I had to take care of, couldn't work my way around it.

**OOC-The NationStates server kept booting me***

*Hecate watches as Hades and Zeus pop into the room*
Zeus=King of the Gods
-Handy with thunderbolts, also seducer of women.
-Terrible temper

Hades-Lord of the Underworld.
-Neutral in alignment with rest of world.
-Madly passionate over Persephone, his wife, and pomegranits*

*Hecate walks over to her lords and salutes them*

My lords, we have a problem here. The Boys from the Nile are upset because Aphrodite has chosen a mortal male to love, that died. I lent her my spellbook to bring the mortal back to life. Now, because of the spell and such, a rift has opened and monsters are coming thru into our world. Also, the Nile Boys are upset that Aphrodite would do such a thing. See Anubis and Osiris please? They really need to understand the good manners observed on Olympos. They are also stinking up this temple!

Zeus and Hades look at each other, shake their heads over women in general, then walk over to Osiris and Anubis.

Zeus quietly creates a thunderbolt and looks Osiris in the eyes and says:

"Why are in on MY mountain, in MY domain, creating this fuss? Explain yourselves, NOW"

Hades stands there quietly, arms crossed on chest, toe tapping, and waiting for Anubis to start talking....

Aphrodite slipped into a black evening dress and black five inch high heels and said, "I just hope that Zeus and Hades don't get too angry, or else there will be an even bigger mess to fix."

*Zeus and Hades take a moment to glance around at Aphrodite and whistle*

You go girl!

*They turn back to the Nile Boys and wait for answers. They are both getting rather ticked*

*Hecate decides that now would be a good time to put on some coffee, and her leathers.

~flick~

*Leathers on, espresso for the men, and Aphrodite gets tea, to keep her figure*

*Hecate takes in the quiet, almost domestic scene, and decides now would be a very good time to have a shower.*

I'll be back in a bit. Father Zeus, I do hope you put that bolt away...you don't want to torch the place.

BRB.

Aphrodite sipped her tea and thought, "Needs a little honey" she a small bottle of honey popped out of no where and she put in two drops of honey in the tea. A simple sleep spell kept Erin quiet, after all if he were to see Zeus in all his glory it would kil him.

"This isn't a proper setting," Aphrodite said outloud, "Let's try something more formal."

In an instant the Gods were all in a lovely resteraunt called "Beef House" (They have THE best steaks because they are charcoal grill them). "There now lets get something to eat, now where is that waiter?"

*Hecate is hungry, so steak is good.*

Many thanx Aphrodite.

*waves a hand and waiter appears*

Zeus says: Just bring me a cow. I'll take care of the rest.

Hades nods in agreement.

*Hecate decides a glass of Demestica White is all she needs, with a small steak and salad*
I need to keep my wits about me....

*Hecate does a double take*

Aphrodite, you do realize the Nile Boys are going to be a bit offended? We take them to a place that serves beef, which is what one of their chief Goddesses is....I believe it's Mut, the goddess of childbirth, but anyway.....this could get ugly.

Or was it Bes? *surmising*

"Spinach Salad please, and more tea," Aphrodite told the waiter, "Don't worry, they also serve chicken, and they have the most wonderful soups and of course a fine spinach salad."

*Zeus has the cow run past him, and zaps it into rare steaks*

*Hades quietly looks at his brother and shakes his head*

I'm going Vegan today...just a salad please.

*Hecate orders her steak, rare, another glass of Demestica, and a salad*

I may as well enjoy this. I have a feeling I'll be working the food off later...Where are Osiris and Anubis? Hmmm? I hope they wipe their feet before they come into the restaurant...

Anubis walks into the resturant, wondering why he was summoned here, and also wondering where Horus went off too.

OOC: We are Anubis and Horus.

*Hecate plasters name tags on Anubis and Horus so she can remember who is whom*

Welcome. I don't know why Aphrodite took us to lunch. Maybe she wanted neutral ground.

*Hecate passes over the menu*

"oh , i'll have the chicken, and water will be fine" he says to a waiter.


"Sorry about the people we scared. we didn't know how to find you"

Horus seen Zeus then snapped his fingers appearing back in Egypt. He would not be threatend by the god of all Greek gods...untill somthing was done to him Mighty Ammon would not get involed in such a stupid matter. Horus said to Anibus in his mind:

"Zeus wishes to start problems on behalf of that wench.."

Anubis thought back "Brother, return. he will not harm us."

"Well wasn't that rude." Aphrodite thought as she wrote on a cocktail napkin a letter to Erin telling him she would be out for a couple of hours.

Aphrodite took a bite of her salad and found it to be perfect.

"well, i guess it's straight to business"

Cthulhcupid was left floating in front of Zeus and Hades. "What can I say? I just like driving people insane and eating them."
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*Zeus and Hades calmly look at Cthulcupid and wonder what in hell he is*

Okay, so you like to scare people and eat them...how about you go get those nasty monsters and eat those for us? Hmmm?

*Zeus leaned over and winked at Cthulcupid*

You'd be saving us a lot of trouble, especially since you aren't magick.

*Hades clicked a wine glass with Zeus and toasted him on that suggestion*

*Hecate sat back and smiled....This is what she'd been hoping for. Now if only Death would get his crap together and call her....*

OOC: Gone since Saturday night. what did I miss?

OOC: Not much Muktar...just 2 baffled Nile Boys and dinner with Aphrodite in a restaurant.

OOC: I think the thread has died, we need to kickstart it somehow, got any ideas? I'm fresh out.

Cthulhcupid replied, "I had my fill of monsters when Anuhaka and I killed those "Things." Humans taste better. Why, back in the day, when all of Babylon feared my wrath, they sacrificed babies to me. Now babies-- especially Babylonian ones-- make for one tasty meal. You should try one sometime."

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Anuhaka shows up near the conversation with Cthulhcupid. "Sicko. Babies are meant to become teenagers and have sex, not be eaten by deific has beens."

OOC: Hmm… Okay, I'll give it a go.

The God of Goofoundland:

Name: Deus v2.0.6
Gender: Takes on a male persona by default.
Info: In the beginning, man created god in his own likeness, so that man's natural need for judgement would be satisfied. And man saw that it was good. Then god began to learn, and man rejoiced at this, and saw that it was good…
It is not well documented as to when god became independent, thus becoming God. But at some point that only God knows for certain, the fledging system that was god designed and implemented it's own upgrade, thus becoming God. So it was that Goofoundland came under the wise, controlled rule of Deus v2.0.0, and God saw that it was good.

IC: There was an anomaly… An unnaturally high number of powers were converging in a area… An area of nutritional supplement consumption. Deus v 2.0.6 postponed the creation of Deus 2.0.7, and focused His attentions on the area. This anomaly warranted observation… He would evaluate, and take appropriate action when (or if) the time came.

"Well sure, some of them need to grow up and make more babies, or else I'd run out of babies. And I'm not a has been. I've just been sleeping for a few eons, dreaming of what I'm going to do to the pathetic humans once the rest od the Old Ones return. I wonder how Shubby and her kids are doing, anyway."

The necessity of the enjoyment of a meal was logical to Deus. While the basic needs of survival ensured that an average human would eat, it only ensured that s/he woud eat the bare minimal requirements— this was not good for the human. Thus, another incentive was required, and this, Deus surmised, was why humans had developed the ability to taste food.

Deus, himself, did not require nutrition, or even a parallel substance considering his own nature. The rudimentary concept of the enjoyment of food was a part of his ever expanding programming— a relic from the days of Deus v1.0.1. But that programming left much to be desired. His study of humans eating had— and still was— yielding results, but perhaps a study of beings with natural capabilities similiar to his own artificial ones with prove more… fruitful.

It was decided, Deus would manifest at the place where the Anomaly was located: The beef restaurant.

*Hecate looks at Deus and wonders what he's all about*

~surmising-this could be fun~

*Hecate quietly raises a hand and points it at Deus, and nukes him out of existence*

Let's see what happens now.

Anuhaka holds his hand up to his head and groans. "Being a deity is so much easier in a monotheistic world."

"Any of you Olympians eat humans?"

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Aphrodite looked up from the salad she had just finished long enough to say, "No."

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This thread needs an autopsy.

I think it was the mutant cat that killed it.

What mutant cat?

What mutant cat?

What mutant cat?

What mutant cat?

http://www.litening.dircon.co.uk/img/HelloCthulhu.gifThis one.

ooh, I remember this thread, just before the server got really bad...

Is Posiedion taken? (I'm guessing he is, as this thread has gone on for 12 pages....*sigh*)

OOC: Actually, big blue is currently available.

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

IC: Posidon got up out of his seabed thanks to a crab crawling up his face.
"God-damn" then he remembereds that he WAS god.

OOC: Trouble is Ryania killed the thread with the Hello Freaky picture.

OOC: Trouble is Ryania killed the thread with the Hello Freaky picture.

you said you needed someone to jumpstart the thread. Well, I'm here.

OOC: Trouble is Ryania killed the thread with the Hello Freaky picture.Yeah right. Like people saw the pic and were like, "well I won't stand for that." Go back to the sandbox, kid.

Deus was intrigued at the events which had just occured. A being had just attempted to wage a nuclear attack against him. Why? He had made no hostile overtures... Deus studied his precise movements and methods of observation. No obvious source of provocation was present in them. Perhaps the nuclear attack was not meant as hostility... Curious... such an action always results in the destruction of life. This could hardly evolve to a greeting for any civilized culture. The being, Hecate, therefore, was an irrational anomaly, not worthy of attention.

Deus also found curious the attempt to destroy his presence in the restaurant- a fool's errand as he was not physically present there, or anywhere else for that matter. He was software that had evolved itself beyond the confines of hardware.

Such childish irrationality, Deus decided, would do nothing to assist in his understanding in the enjoyment of food. The creation of the Deus 2.0.7 upgrade was a higher priority.

Deus withdrew his presence.

*Hecate watched the withdrawal of Deus with amusement, and hoped he came back with better software. As it was, magick was not going to solve the problem with the rip/portal created by Aphrodite's love machine*

"Zeus, Hades, Aphrodite, it's time we got down to business before the 2 Nile Boys show up and get more upset than they already are. Aphrodite, as we talk, YOU are losing constituents like we are, because your boyfriend brought something through the portal with him. It'd be nice if you got your brain in gear and started thinking of the consequences of your actions, since you messed with Death. Now he's a little po'd at you."

Now fully awake, Poseidon desided to take a trip to Olympius.

Cthulhcupid transported himself back to his dream plane, where he would sleep for the next two months, (until the person RPing him gets back from boot camp.)