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We have begun to mobilize our force of 534 million people to acuire new lands. We suggest you all bow down befor the Might of the nakid lesbian waitress bregade.... our legion of pam anderson clones will rule you all......



the Hostess :twisted:

At the news of this announcement an evil OMFG! AIZ0RZ!@$#! was unleashed and took ahold of the entire Nakid Lesbian Watiress infastructure endlessly repeating: "All your base are belong to us." Until every single person there died a horrible slow and painful death.

The End.

My waitress did not bring the cheese log I ordered. Here it is, in case you didn't know what to look for.

http://www.5amFunnies.com/sakkra/bluecheese1.jpg

i welcome an army of nakid lesbian Pam Anderson waitresses into my nation, i gotta keep my troops happy you know! :D :D

We have begun to mobilize our force of 534 million people to acuire new lands. We suggest you all bow down befor the Might of the nakid lesbian waitress bregade.... our legion of pam anderson clones will rule you all......



the Hostess :twisted:

*turns to his generals*
Jesus, Alla, Budda, load up the main cannons! We're gonna fire a full volly of planet-destroyer...things at them!

http://www.stewarts.net/zac/img/ignored.jpg

The Rogue Nation of Twoacrestan would welcome your entire 534,000,000-strong brigade of nude, well-endowed female warriors, but only if they're willing to swing bi. Otherwise, we simply cannot accept that many lesbians.

If they all stoutly refuse to "play for both teams," then we'll welcome 500,000 of your naked lesbians into our land, purely for the entertainment value and adult-film/internet-related revenue potential.

If I wanted to wade knee deep in BS I would become a farmer.