NationStates Jolt Archive

*These are selected extracts from a speech given by Cardinal Poobar (Theocracy of the Holy Word temporary executive officer and spiritual guider of the Church of the Shining One) on the Holy Word's state (and only) radio station- Radio FAITH earlier today*

My fellow nations, as I'm sure some of you have noticed the signs of moral decay and societal breakdown are around us everywhere we look. Abortion being legalised by the UN, the widespread relaxation of drug laws in the world (despite the fact that cannabis use has been proven to lead to demonic possession), demonic books and music, the list goes on and on.

I myself have been recently forced against my wishes into putting the President of my Country, President Calheim, under house arrest and temporarily suspending the democratic process in order to stem the flow of sewage.

It's about time we said enough is enough and stood together. For too long we have let our religious and political differences divide us while the world crumbles around us.

I suggest we work together in the following areas:

1. Crushing of the drugs trade. While we may not be able to stop amoral nations poisoning their own poor citizens we can at least protect our own. With co-operation we can hopefully smash the trafficking routes that the drug barons depend on.

2. Extradition Treatys- there should be no escape for criminals, traitors and heretics in any of our countries.

3. Trade sanctions against all those who traffic in immoral material.

I'm sure some of you will have ideas of your own to add to these suggestions and I humbly look forward to hearing them.

Signing out, your gracious servant,

Cardinal Poobar, building the kingdom of Heaven today.

Reaction of the Senate:

[footage of the entire 25 member senate falling out of their seats laughing their a$$'s off while a recording of Holy Word's announcement being played is shown]

[footage of Princess Tzu Yun laughing while an audio version of Holy Word's announcement is playing in the background is shown]

*A thank you card is sent to Cardinal Poobar*

CONTENTS: "We haven't laughed so hard since we were children. Thanks for the Good Times."

The signatures of Princess Tzu Yun and all 25 members of the Senate are on the back of the card.

From looking at The Holy Word's past history, Apollopoli has decided to condemn these actions. We find that not only are your comments hypocritical, but sacreligious to the ideologies you so vehemently profess.

CONTENTS: "We haven't laughed so hard since we were children. Thanks for the Good Times."
We are glad you laughed. The Shining One likes you to be happy for he loves you. Turn to his path and all your times will be good.

From looking at The Holy Word's past history, Apollopoli has decided to condemn these actions. We find that not only are your comments hypocritical, but sacreligious to the ideologies you so vehemently profess.We are confused by your comments. We are merely a peaceful devout nation devoted to good works. We can only assume that you have been sorely misinformed by agents of the Darkness. We are not angry at you, more hurt and disappointed. We know you can do better. As a gesture of goodwill we would like to invite a representative of your nation to visit us so you can see for yourself how delirously happy our citizens are. We can garuntee you will not hear one word of complaint against our goverment.

Muktar is a bit more open than what your alliance would call for. We politely decline.

The dailey Enpire likes The No drug policies you are sugesting and wishs you to join the tba aliance wish states the defence of any allied nation in need of humanitorian saport and military aid

The dailey Enpire likes The No drug policies you are sugesting and wishs you to join the tba aliance wish states the defence of any allied nation in need of humanitorian saport and military aidExpect a telegram ASAP. (OOC- on Monday, I'm about to go away for the weekend).

CONTENTS: "We haven't laughed so hard since we were children. Thanks for the Good Times."
We are glad you laughed. The Shining One likes you to be happy for he loves you. Turn to his path and all your times will be good.

From looking at The Holy Word's past history, Apollopoli has decided to condemn these actions. We find that not only are your comments hypocritical, but sacreligious to the ideologies you so vehemently profess.We are confused by your comments. We are merely a peaceful devout nation devoted to good works. We can only assume that you have been sorely misinformed by agents of the Darkness. We are not angry at you, more hurt and disappointed. We know you can do better. As a gesture of goodwill we would like to invite a representative of your nation to visit us so you can see for yourself how delirously happy our citizens are.

You are right in that we must reserve our appraisal of your nation and your proposals until after we have been presented with the necessary facts. We graciously accept your offer to visit your nation. We will send Myrarch Malak, our International Appraisal Officer on behalf of the Foreign Ministry and the Office of the President.

We can garuntee you will not hear one word of complaint against our goverment.
We will be paying particular attention to the human, civil and political rights situation in your nation. If there is a basic level of rights enjoyed by all spectrum of society, we may begin discussion to furthering bilateral relationships.