Racist Homo-phobes
10-06-2004, 17:15
Author - Bob Coontz
The government of Racist Homo-phobes was shocked at the large race riot in Klahnsville on Tuesday. The riots lead by a disguised man screaming out "I'm Rick James, bitch" led the hooligans as they, as the leader put it, kicked some honkey ass. The riots were caused by concern for the name of the new country. We interviewed OJ Simpson fresh off his interview with Greta Vanscar eface and this is what he had to say.
Bob - Orenthal, are you upset by the name of the country containing the word "racist"
OJ - Yes, I'm very, very, um offended. You know I was in Lethal Weapon!
Bob - Really, and do you feel this name supports hatred towards your race?
OJ - Yeah, hey you remember when I was a nice guy? Before all, um, um, this murderin business? I mean, you white people liked me right?
Bob - Yes, Do you think that the name should be changed?
OJ - Yes, Hey you remember when I could run real fast, um, in the mud. You remember that? I mean I was good. I was real good.
After our interview with OJ we decided to track down a man who has just as much influence and opinions on the subject at hand the leader of the free world George Bush-Light.
Bob - Mr. Bush-Light do you beleive that the name racist homo-phobes is an insensitive name for a country? Or do you believe that it is a satire moking the United States of America's blindness to its racial homo-phobicness?
Bush-Light - (In southern twang) Mr. Coontz I tell ya what. I know the racist people are bad and this is for sure. We should get them racist! We should make safe this country. We must start a war against racism! The homo-phobe part must be removed to! I hate people who have sex with animals!
Bob - Sex with animal...s...nevermind. Mr. Bush some have called you a racist yourself. You have refused to provide funding for many African Amercian groups and orginizations. Plus some people would say that you hate GAY people and think they are sinning by having sex.
Bush - Racist. I ain't no racist. I just think that black people are inferior to white people. I ain't no racist. Gay people? Who said anything about gay people? Cheney told me you'd try to sneak in gay people. Well, um I have to say that I'm pro-life.
Bob - Ok...mr. Bush. I think we will let you go on that one.
Bush - Well, I just want to say, um we gotta get those racist and bring freedom to them! Bring them freedom!
Well as you can see from two totally different opinions we find out one thing. This name isn't so bad. No one really cares about important problems in this world. They just care about themselves.
Bob Coontz signing off.
The government of Racist Homo-phobes was shocked at the large race riot in Klahnsville on Tuesday. The riots lead by a disguised man screaming out "I'm Rick James, bitch" led the hooligans as they, as the leader put it, kicked some honkey ass. The riots were caused by concern for the name of the new country. We interviewed OJ Simpson fresh off his interview with Greta Vanscar eface and this is what he had to say.
Bob - Orenthal, are you upset by the name of the country containing the word "racist"
OJ - Yes, I'm very, very, um offended. You know I was in Lethal Weapon!
Bob - Really, and do you feel this name supports hatred towards your race?
OJ - Yeah, hey you remember when I was a nice guy? Before all, um, um, this murderin business? I mean, you white people liked me right?
Bob - Yes, Do you think that the name should be changed?
OJ - Yes, Hey you remember when I could run real fast, um, in the mud. You remember that? I mean I was good. I was real good.
After our interview with OJ we decided to track down a man who has just as much influence and opinions on the subject at hand the leader of the free world George Bush-Light.
Bob - Mr. Bush-Light do you beleive that the name racist homo-phobes is an insensitive name for a country? Or do you believe that it is a satire moking the United States of America's blindness to its racial homo-phobicness?
Bush-Light - (In southern twang) Mr. Coontz I tell ya what. I know the racist people are bad and this is for sure. We should get them racist! We should make safe this country. We must start a war against racism! The homo-phobe part must be removed to! I hate people who have sex with animals!
Bob - Sex with animal...s...nevermind. Mr. Bush some have called you a racist yourself. You have refused to provide funding for many African Amercian groups and orginizations. Plus some people would say that you hate GAY people and think they are sinning by having sex.
Bush - Racist. I ain't no racist. I just think that black people are inferior to white people. I ain't no racist. Gay people? Who said anything about gay people? Cheney told me you'd try to sneak in gay people. Well, um I have to say that I'm pro-life.
Bob - Ok...mr. Bush. I think we will let you go on that one.
Bush - Well, I just want to say, um we gotta get those racist and bring freedom to them! Bring them freedom!
Well as you can see from two totally different opinions we find out one thing. This name isn't so bad. No one really cares about important problems in this world. They just care about themselves.
Bob Coontz signing off.