Wrong Crowd Kids News
08-06-2004, 02:37
WCKN
With reporters Mike (Stoner) Jones and Bebe (Slut) Jones
Mike: Hey man! This is like... me and my sis Bebe and.... and... I forgot.
Bebe: This is so totaly like, WCKN, The Wrong Crowd Kids News, News for like, everyone. I'm Bebe and that's my druggie brother Mike.
Mike: Hey maaan, don't be hatin' *lights up a joint*
Bebe: Hey I so totaly told you NOT to do that here, unless you give me some later.
Mike: *blows smoke rings* This is really good shit, I am so stoned already.
Bebe: Your always stoned, anyway we are a news channel and like.... and like... oh I cannot THINK with all this hot, sticky clothing on! *rips off her top and jumps on table, beings lap dance*
Mike: Heeey duudes? This is'nt cool man, make her stop.
*Cuts to commercial*
Bebe: *puts top back on* Well anyway a small story tonight, like the country Xanthal is considering entering what it calls "Econiki Isolation", did I say that right? Well anyway to our field reporter Mary (goth/vampire) Perry!
[swiches to live feed from Xanthal/Mary holds a black umbrella to hide from the sun]
Mary: Greetings mortals, I, the vampire Mary will show you the darkness that exists in all of you weaklings.
[Split screen]
Bebe: Huh Mary? Hello? Like what's going in in Xanthi, or what it Xental? I don't remember names, only sizes.
Mary: If thou wishes to learn how to summon demons to do your bidding, read my book "Evil and More Evil: How to be Evil: By Vampire Mary.
Bebe: Oh God not your stupid book agian! Arg!
Mike: *falls out of seat*
Bebe: I guess that's our show for the hour, but we will be back at like, whatever time we have a scoop. Bye, Bye, and if any hot guys want to -bleep- me call me at 7...
Wrong Crowd Kids News
”News Brought to You By The Wrong Crowd”
With reporters Mike (Stoner) Jones and Bebe (Slut) Jones
Mike: Hey man! This is like... me and my sis Bebe and.... and... I forgot.
Bebe: This is so totaly like, WCKN, The Wrong Crowd Kids News, News for like, everyone. I'm Bebe and that's my druggie brother Mike.
Mike: Hey maaan, don't be hatin' *lights up a joint*
Bebe: Hey I so totaly told you NOT to do that here, unless you give me some later.
Mike: *blows smoke rings* This is really good shit, I am so stoned already.
Bebe: Your always stoned, anyway we are a news channel and like.... and like... oh I cannot THINK with all this hot, sticky clothing on! *rips off her top and jumps on table, beings lap dance*
Mike: Heeey duudes? This is'nt cool man, make her stop.
*Cuts to commercial*
Bebe: *puts top back on* Well anyway a small story tonight, like the country Xanthal is considering entering what it calls "Econiki Isolation", did I say that right? Well anyway to our field reporter Mary (goth/vampire) Perry!
[swiches to live feed from Xanthal/Mary holds a black umbrella to hide from the sun]
Mary: Greetings mortals, I, the vampire Mary will show you the darkness that exists in all of you weaklings.
[Split screen]
Bebe: Huh Mary? Hello? Like what's going in in Xanthi, or what it Xental? I don't remember names, only sizes.
Mary: If thou wishes to learn how to summon demons to do your bidding, read my book "Evil and More Evil: How to be Evil: By Vampire Mary.
Bebe: Oh God not your stupid book agian! Arg!
Mike: *falls out of seat*
Bebe: I guess that's our show for the hour, but we will be back at like, whatever time we have a scoop. Bye, Bye, and if any hot guys want to -bleep- me call me at 7...
Wrong Crowd Kids News
”News Brought to You By The Wrong Crowd”