NationStates Jolt Archive

I am Billy... Emperor Billy. One day I will rule you. For now, however, I do not. I would like to invite your nation, and by "you" I mean everyone, to join Billargia. Billargia is such a region, it is unexplainable through words! Sure, for now I am it's only nation, but that is simply because I just have recently founded it. Join my dictatorship! Join me! Join Billy! Join the fight to rule the world!

Love, Billy.

K. Have fun with that.

-Foreign Affairs

Nah, I'm good.

Official Communique from Starblaydia's Lord-Protector
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Meh. MESSAGE ENDS.

Is it just me, or does this thread's title make 'Billy' sound like a wannabe Dominatrix? :lol: :P :wink:

I think I'll give Falastur a day or two, then release my own Star Goat...

Danke, auf keine danke.

Thanks, but no thanks.

When a vampire acts like a chest burster I'll join you.

*big brown eyes and seductive smile*

Well, Billy.... you've been a naughty emperor, haven't you....

Billy, get me a danish. A cream cheese danish. BILLY! GET ME A DANISH! Biillllly!!!


I really want a danish.

"Billy, you are an idiot. Come and try to rule us, or anyone else for that matter. I spit on you and laugh at you."

James Leopold
Minister of Laughing at Stupid Nations

I am Billy... Emperor Billy. One day I will rule you. For now, however, I do not. I would like to invite your nation, and by "you" I mean everyone, to join Billargia.

Hmm, you want us to join your region as to help you dominate us? Woah, I just feel I have to join you, because, God knows, I'd love to be dominated by a halfwit.

I don't think I'll join you, Bubba.

Try Gynica. TG him that you want him to bow to you. Be so kind as to give me a copy of his reply, as he will surely have a witty, sarcastic, intelligent, and highly insulting response to smite you with.

I am Billy... Emperor Billy. One day I will rule you. For now, however, I do not. I would like to invite your nation, and by "you" I mean everyone, to join Billargia. Billargia is such a region, it is unexplainable through words! Sure, for now I am it's only nation, but that is simply because I just have recently founded it. Join my dictatorship! Join me! Join Billy! Join the fight to rule the world!

Love, Billy.

is there any incentive to join this dictatorship? will you give chocolate? Norwegian chocolate? hmmm!? otherwise i would never think of joining you and your evil region.

RANDOM FUNNY TAUNT!

STATEMENT ABOUT HOW WE'LL NEVER JOIN YOUR REGION!

REQUEST FOR SUGARY TREATS!

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Wololo
Minister of Taunting
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands

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Prime Minister Westerburg looked down at the finished transmission from Minister Wololo with a frown. His eyes turned back to Wololo and narrowed. The old man shrugged.

"Minister of... Taunting," Westerburg said. "You named yourself the Minister of Taunting."

Wololo snickered. "What? You said you wanted The SLAGLands to fit in on the international scene again. I've done it. Now where's my promotion?"

Westerburg shuffled his feet, then sighed slowly. "Your new Corvette's out back."

As Prime Minister Westerburg walked away, Wololo danced a triumphant dance of glee and joy. And lo, for the Corvette did have a 10-CD changer and enough AC to freeze a volcano, and thus was Minister Wololo pleased.

We have taken your suggestion into consideration, but have rejected it. A consolation prize is being delivered.
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Taylor Dursban
Minion 4th Class
Imperial Union of Cetaganda

OMG!!122111! LEIK N0000000000ES!!@#1SHIFT+1!

---Random 1335 H4xx0rz(Not yet 1337 enough to be a 1337 H4xx0rz...)

LOL!

You mods sure know how to taunt. Here's my attempt at a full scale taunting:

If you honestly think you will get anyone to join your region with veiled hollow threats, then you have another thing coming. This thing we call reality. It's like the world you live in, but everyone seems to be against you and you can't do anything about it. Welcome to the wonderful world of politics. Oh, yeah, and how about some SweaTarts as compensation for the waste of time?

Ta-da!

-<Diplomatic Communique>-
-<Destination: The Billy>-

Our sentiment echoes that of the Cetagandans. Unfortunately, a complimentary "We Don't Like You" fruitbasket is not within our budget at this time, so we hope our words are enough.

--Khenalian Foreign Ministry

-<End Communique>-