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Tekania
06-06-2004, 22:59
Tekanian news feed. June 6th 2004.

TEKANIA SUCCESSFULLY TESTS ANTI-MATTER BOMB.

In a recent briefing from the capitol. Henry J. Schutz, attache to the President, retired Submarine skipper, and current Tekanian ambassadore to the U.N. shocked the people of Tekania with news of this recently unclassified defense project.

"Ladies and gentlemen, good afternoon. I'm afraid that due to the sensitive nature still assigned to this project, we will not be able to field any questions after this briefing."

"At approximately 12:47 UT yesterday, a joint research effort by Ratheon Industries, the Tekanian Department of Naval Research, and the Tekanian Strategic Air Command, successfully detonated a matter-antimatter warhead in the badlands. While no details as to the explosive yield are being released, the weapon is reported to have been equivalent to a fair-sized strategic nuke, but at a fraction of the size of a normal nuclear warhead."

"Also, a plan has been set in motion to replace, over the next 6 months, our entire range of tactical and strategic nuclear armorments with this new technology. We are hoping by this to maintain our defensive capabilities against recent U.N. attempts to set our nation at risk."

"In this, we the Republic of Tekania stand up, and shout that we shall not bow to anyone, and that we will be a beacon of freedom in this world."

"Thank you all for your time."

Many of the press on hand, while initially shocked, did not find the proceedings of any major surprise.

"I've known something has been up, with all the increased expenditures going into our military recently." said one noteable tv anchor, Benjamin Fields.

In a side story, after this conferrence, information has leaked that the Tekanian government has already set up trade negotiations for this technology with many of her closest allies inside and outside of the U.N.
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07-06-2004, 00:52
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