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The Sleeping Giant Awakens! Granny Slag's Puddin' Dippers!

The SLAGLands
06-06-2004, 06:32
The commercial opens with threeold folks--two men, one woman--at a table. They're all dressed as kids, strangely enough, and their clothing is remarkably similar to those of the kids in the original Granny Slag's Homestyle Puddin' (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14689) ad. They're stirring their Granny Slag pudding cups with a sigh, their heads rested on their hands.

"Man... I love Granny Slag's Homestyle Puddin'," the man on the right (wearing a striped blue-and-yellow T-shirt and a beanie) says.

"Me, too," the woman (wearing a pink blouse and a Care Bears hair scrunchie) answers. "I just wish there was a new way to eat it."

"Yeah," the other man (wearing an old New York Giants jersey and a baseball hat) says. "I wish Granny Slag was here right now..."

"Well, I am, kids!"

The three old people look up with a start. All at once, the familiar figure of Granny Slag--all twelve cartoony inches of her--materializes on the center of the table in a flash of sparkles.

"GRANNY SLAG!" The three old people begin clapping with giddy excitement.

"Kids!" Granny Slag says. "Why eat the same ol' delicious pudding when you can eat the same ol' delicious pudding... IN A NEW WAY?"

"A new way?" the man in the striped shirt asks.

"What are you talking about?" the woman asks.

"Yeah, how can Granny Slag's Homestyle Puddin' possibly get any better?" the other man asks.

Granny Slag smirks. The camera zooms in on her face as her cartoony nose twitches. As it zooms back out, she throws her arms in the air, and sparkles fly from her body. The "kids" watch in amazement as their spoons are transformed into cookies! The first man holds a long chocolate wafer, the woman holds a graham cracker wafer, and the second man holds a chocolate chip cookie wafer.

"With new Granny Slag's Puddin' Dippers!" Granny Slag says. The kids immediately chow down. "All the fun of Granny Slag's Homestyle Puddin', but with our new special spoons!"

A stack of pudding packages appear behind Granny Slag amidst silvery sparkles. The usual eleven flavors are joined by four more: pistachio, cherry cheesecake, orange, and caramel apple. Each container has a four-pack of plastic-wrapped cookie spoons on the side.

"Granny Slag's Puddin' Dippers comes in fifteen fun flavors, along with five spoon varieties: chocolate, vanilla wafer, graham cracker, chocolate chip, and chocolate/peanut butter chip! Granny Slag's Puddin' Dippers are probably a part of a complete breakfast of some kind, too! Isn't that great?"

And now the jingle!

"Granny Slag's Puddin' Dippers
So much better, you'll eat 'em quicker!"
Automagfreek
06-06-2004, 06:33
OOC:

*hails SLAG*

It's been too long since we've seen Granny SLAG pudding ads!
The SLAGLands
06-06-2004, 06:35
OOC:

*hails SLAG*

It's been too long since we've seen Granny SLAG pudding ads!

OOC: Damn right. Consider the confectionary goods market UNDER NEW PWN3RSHIP!
Reploid Productions
06-06-2004, 07:18
YAHOO! Time to bug Mom to go to the supermarket to get some!

-Random Shogunate kid
Treznor
06-06-2004, 07:21
What little I can remember of my youth involves happy, carefree memories of sitting in my favourite climbing tree eating cups of Granny Slag's Homestyle Puddin'. Now that I've grown up and wrested control of an Empire, those idyllic days are long behind me. But I can still recapture a taste of those times with Granny Slag's new Puddin' Dippers. Now I can have my Puddin' while signing orders for the death of treasonous protestors throughout my Empire. Thanks, Granny Slags!

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Sakkra
06-06-2004, 07:35
The scaley face of Kraah comes on-screen. "We will allow these 'Pudding Dippers' to be marketed in the Empire unfettered. Provided I get my Tapioca! End communication!"

Kraah turns in his chair. "Where is it? Get me my tapioca pudding or i'll wear your guts as a hat! What do you mean the comm is still active? Oh ...."

http://www.5amfunnies.com/sakkra/Character/KraahC.JPG
Hogsweat
06-06-2004, 16:49
LOL I like that... If only I could afford one :(