The SLAGLands
06-06-2004, 06:32
The commercial opens with threeold folks--two men, one woman--at a table. They're all dressed as kids, strangely enough, and their clothing is remarkably similar to those of the kids in the original Granny Slag's Homestyle Puddin' (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14689) ad. They're stirring their Granny Slag pudding cups with a sigh, their heads rested on their hands.
"Man... I love Granny Slag's Homestyle Puddin'," the man on the right (wearing a striped blue-and-yellow T-shirt and a beanie) says.
"Me, too," the woman (wearing a pink blouse and a Care Bears hair scrunchie) answers. "I just wish there was a new way to eat it."
"Yeah," the other man (wearing an old New York Giants jersey and a baseball hat) says. "I wish Granny Slag was here right now..."
"Well, I am, kids!"
The three old people look up with a start. All at once, the familiar figure of Granny Slag--all twelve cartoony inches of her--materializes on the center of the table in a flash of sparkles.
"GRANNY SLAG!" The three old people begin clapping with giddy excitement.
"Kids!" Granny Slag says. "Why eat the same ol' delicious pudding when you can eat the same ol' delicious pudding... IN A NEW WAY?"
"A new way?" the man in the striped shirt asks.
"What are you talking about?" the woman asks.
"Yeah, how can Granny Slag's Homestyle Puddin' possibly get any better?" the other man asks.
Granny Slag smirks. The camera zooms in on her face as her cartoony nose twitches. As it zooms back out, she throws her arms in the air, and sparkles fly from her body. The "kids" watch in amazement as their spoons are transformed into cookies! The first man holds a long chocolate wafer, the woman holds a graham cracker wafer, and the second man holds a chocolate chip cookie wafer.
"With new Granny Slag's Puddin' Dippers!" Granny Slag says. The kids immediately chow down. "All the fun of Granny Slag's Homestyle Puddin', but with our new special spoons!"
A stack of pudding packages appear behind Granny Slag amidst silvery sparkles. The usual eleven flavors are joined by four more: pistachio, cherry cheesecake, orange, and caramel apple. Each container has a four-pack of plastic-wrapped cookie spoons on the side.
"Granny Slag's Puddin' Dippers comes in fifteen fun flavors, along with five spoon varieties: chocolate, vanilla wafer, graham cracker, chocolate chip, and chocolate/peanut butter chip! Granny Slag's Puddin' Dippers are probably a part of a complete breakfast of some kind, too! Isn't that great?"
And now the jingle!
"Granny Slag's Puddin' Dippers
So much better, you'll eat 'em quicker!"
"Man... I love Granny Slag's Homestyle Puddin'," the man on the right (wearing a striped blue-and-yellow T-shirt and a beanie) says.
"Me, too," the woman (wearing a pink blouse and a Care Bears hair scrunchie) answers. "I just wish there was a new way to eat it."
"Yeah," the other man (wearing an old New York Giants jersey and a baseball hat) says. "I wish Granny Slag was here right now..."
"Well, I am, kids!"
The three old people look up with a start. All at once, the familiar figure of Granny Slag--all twelve cartoony inches of her--materializes on the center of the table in a flash of sparkles.
"GRANNY SLAG!" The three old people begin clapping with giddy excitement.
"Kids!" Granny Slag says. "Why eat the same ol' delicious pudding when you can eat the same ol' delicious pudding... IN A NEW WAY?"
"A new way?" the man in the striped shirt asks.
"What are you talking about?" the woman asks.
"Yeah, how can Granny Slag's Homestyle Puddin' possibly get any better?" the other man asks.
Granny Slag smirks. The camera zooms in on her face as her cartoony nose twitches. As it zooms back out, she throws her arms in the air, and sparkles fly from her body. The "kids" watch in amazement as their spoons are transformed into cookies! The first man holds a long chocolate wafer, the woman holds a graham cracker wafer, and the second man holds a chocolate chip cookie wafer.
"With new Granny Slag's Puddin' Dippers!" Granny Slag says. The kids immediately chow down. "All the fun of Granny Slag's Homestyle Puddin', but with our new special spoons!"
A stack of pudding packages appear behind Granny Slag amidst silvery sparkles. The usual eleven flavors are joined by four more: pistachio, cherry cheesecake, orange, and caramel apple. Each container has a four-pack of plastic-wrapped cookie spoons on the side.
"Granny Slag's Puddin' Dippers comes in fifteen fun flavors, along with five spoon varieties: chocolate, vanilla wafer, graham cracker, chocolate chip, and chocolate/peanut butter chip! Granny Slag's Puddin' Dippers are probably a part of a complete breakfast of some kind, too! Isn't that great?"
And now the jingle!
"Granny Slag's Puddin' Dippers
So much better, you'll eat 'em quicker!"