Death Inc Opens!! (Forum up and running also!)
Death Inc Grand Opening!!
HELLO LIVING BEINGS OF NATIONSTATES, MR DEATH HERE. NOW I KNOW YOU ALL KNOW ME, I'VE BEEN AROUND LONG ENOUGH AND TAKEN SOME OF THE PEOPLE YOU'VE KNOW AND LOVED, YOU MAKE HAVE SEEN MY BROTHER, SIROCCO? HE LIKE TO TAKE THE LIFES OF THREADS AS OPPOSED TO PEOPLE THOUGH.
ANYWAY, TO THE POINT, AFTER READING A BOOK TITLED "CAPITALISM FOR DUMMIES" I HAD THE BRILLIANT THOUGHT OF SETTING UP A BUSINESS ON THE SIDE, IF PEOPLE WANT THERE LIFE EXTENDED A BIT, PUT A FEW GOLD COINS MY WAY AND YOU SORTED!
WANT TO MAKE SURE YOUR ALIVE TO SEE YOU GRANDSON BE BORN? NO PROBLEM!
WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DIE AT A TIME THAT SUITS YOU? NO WORRIES!
IN A WAR AND NEED SOME EXTRA LIFE FOR YOUR TROOPS? NO PROBLEM!
IN AN RP AND NEED YOU LOVE TO STAY ALIVE? SORTED!
FOR A SMALL FEE LIFE CAN BE GIVEN A BOOST OR SNIPPED OUT. CALL IT MY SERVICE TO THE PEOPLE!
POST ALL ENQUIRES HERE.
THANKYOU.
FORUM OF DEATH (http://deathinc.hyperboards2.com)
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Death Inc. Death Sorted.
Knootoss
29-05-2004, 19:01
Knootoss would be *very* interested if Mr. Death could improve the efficiency of our hospitals. If he could cut our overhead on the euthanasia programmes then he would be duly rewarded.
The problem is that a lot of the poorer customers promise to pay after the delivery of their suicide-assistance but then they just never come back. Would this be an indicator of low cliënt satisfaction? We would like his input.
~The Knootian secretariat of Health
(Adress letters to:
Secretariat of Health
Lower rat-infested basement of the ministry of Internal Affairs
The Hague, Knootoss)
EDITED out: paranoia
Dontgonearthere
29-05-2004, 19:36
Hey! You stole my charecter!
Jerk :P
Anyway...isnt having the Omega Man on your side a bit godmoddish? I mean..well...whatever. Just keep your Death away from my Death, and we wont have any troubles ;)
Polite note - if you actually did join IFTA you are forbidden to kill, errr, "trade" with anyone outside the IFTA. Just telling ya. :P
((I didn't say i was going to join did i? What is the IFTA?))
HOSPITAL EFFICIENCY EH? WELL I'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO. I TRUST YOU ARE REFERING TO ENSURING THEY WAKE UP AFTER BEING PUT TO SLEEP AND MAKING SURE PATIENTS HEARTS DON'T STOP AND THE LIKE?
ABOUT THE SUICIDE-ASSISTANCE, I'D SAY A LOW FEED BACK COUNT ON YOUR SIDE IS A GOOD THING, COME TO THINK OF IT I RECALL A FEW KNOOTOSSIANS TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR SERVICE WHEN THEY CAME OVER, VERY HAPPY THEY WERE!
Hey! You stole my charecter!
Jerk :P
DID I? OH I DO APOLOGISE, DGNT. I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS YOU CHARACTER. :?
Anyway...isnt having the Omega Man on your side a bit godmoddish? I mean..well...whatever. Just keep your Death away from my Death, and we wont have any troubles ;)
A BIT PERHAPS, BUT IT NOT AS THOUGH I'M KILLING ANYONE....
....WAIT.... I AM.........
....WELL, NOT SO MUCH KILLING AS TAKING LIFE WHEN IT DONE WITH..
OH WELL, I THINK I'M A LARGE AND DECENT ENOUGH NATION TO TAKE THE SCYTHE AND RODE OF DARKNESS AND ALL THAT RESPONSIBILY I THINK, I HOPE :wink:
Knootoss
29-05-2004, 19:55
From: Secretariat of Health
To: Death Inc.
"Actually, we primarily wish to make sure that the killing process can be streamlined to be cheaper and quicker. With a higher capacity, if possible.
Thank your for your information on customer feedback."
OOC:
((The other thing must be my paranoia combined with a mixup. Never mind.
A bit about Knootian hospitals:
From the 'this perfect day' thread (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2439037#2439037)
Just so you get the idea.))
OOC:
((The other thing must be my paranoia combined with a mixup. Never mind.
OK THEN...
*READS ABOUT KNOOTOSS HOSPITALS.....*
OH MY, WELL I WILL ENDEAVOUR TO QUICKEN DEATH FOR PATIENTS AFTER "VOLUNTARY EUTHIANASIA", I CAN SEE MY HELP SAVING YOU THOUSANDS ON LIFE MACHINE BILLS ETC...
http://d21c.com/AnnesPlace/Hal/GrimReaper4.gif
Death sat at his desk. Waiting for cutomers...
Trailers
29-05-2004, 20:30
what about requests to..shall we say.."shorten" the lives of others? :twisted:
what about requests to..shall we say.."shorten" the lives of others? :twisted:
I AM SURE THAT COULD BE ARRANGED, I WOULD HAVE TO WEIGH UP HOW MUCH THE PERSON IN QUESTION DERSERVES IT. BUT FOR THE RIGHT PRICE I AM DEFINATLY SURE SOMETHING CAN BE WORKED OUT
IIRRAAQQII
29-05-2004, 20:44
We are very interested in your new program. But you didn't give much information. :?:
We are very interested in your new program. But you didn't give much information. :?:
DIDN'T I? I TRIED MY BEST TO INFORM ALL OF MY PLANS, BUT I FEAR THIS IS AN IDEA STILL IN THE MAKING. I FEEL IT WILL TAKE SOME MORE TIME TO IRON IT ALL OUT. BUT I THINK I'VE GOT THE JIST OF IT IN MY 1ST POST.
I THINK I'VE GOT THE VOICE THO :wink:
Dontgonearthere
30-05-2004, 03:29
Maybe I should start F&P Incorporated, free sample drought or plauge with your first purchase :twisted:
Central Facehuggeria
30-05-2004, 03:38
Hmm...Could you snuff out a national leader's live?
The Ximean Ministry of Sciences would like to hire Death as a senior researcher for its biological department. We believe Death would bring a fresh perspective to our research and are willing to provide free room and board in one of our finest hotels in or near the capitol.
Maybe I should start F&P Incorporated, free sample drought or plauge with your first purchase :twisted:
COMPETITION EH? WELL IT'LL DROP PRICES :wink:
Hmm...Could you snuff out a national leader's live?
WELL IT IS POSSIBLE, BUT AS I HAVE SAID BEFORE IT WOULD HAVE TO BE WORTHY OF MY TIME
The Ximean Ministry of Sciences would like to hire Death as a senior researcher for its biological department. We believe Death would bring a fresh perspective to our research and are willing to provide free room and board in one of our finest hotels in or near the capitol.
I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO SPEND SOME OF MY TIME IN YOUR NATION HELPING RESEARCHERS. CONSIDER THIS A "YES"
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DEATH INC. DEATH SORTED.
Demo-Bobylon
30-05-2004, 12:00
Hey! I'm from IFTA!
Wait a second...if you don't join then you can't kill me...at least not for money.
Do you by any chance read Discworld?
Knootoss
30-05-2004, 13:43
((Death being capitalist and not being able to affect IFTA signatories would make Aperin the Undying Lands. :shock: Siri will be displeased. ))
Hey! I'm from IFTA!
Wait a second...if you don't join then you can't kill me...at least not for money.
HOW DOES THAT WORK EXACTLY?
Do you by any chance read Discworld?
WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA? :wink:
((Death being capitalist and not being able to affect IFTA signatories would make Aperin the Undying Lands. :shock: Siri will be displeased. ))
DEATH BEING CAPITALIST? I HADN'T THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT!
BUT I MUST ASK WHY IFTA ASSOCIATES ARE EXEMPT FROM DEATH.
HMM, DEATH SEEMS A QUIET BUSINESS ROUND THESE PARTS....
....I MIGHT NEED TO LOOK INTO SOME ADVERTISING.....
.....MAYBE SOME VOUCHERS?......
....FREEBIES?......
DEATH LOOKED AT HIS CARD HE HAD ON HIS TABLE. IT WAS SIMPLE ENOUGH...
DEATH INC
SEE THREAD FOR DETAILS
DEATH INC. DEATH SORTED
BUT HE COULD HELP BUT THINK: WAS IT GOOD ENOUGH? THE CUSTOMERS WEREN'T COMING IN AS FAST AS HE'D HOPED. HE BEEN USED TO A STEADY STREAM OF PEOPLE WANTING HIS ATTENTION, BUT NOW IT SEEMED TO HAVE DRIED UP SOMEWHAT...
Death stops typing madley at his computer...
THERE, FINISHED....
MY NEW FORUM... (http://deathinc.hyperboards2.com)
United Korean Nations
01-06-2004, 01:41
yeah, we need to kill Hendrik Rhodes if the Fascist White States. you will have to RP it because they are an actual NS Nation.
we will pay 50,000,000 usd
yeah, we need to kill Hendrik Rhodes if the Fascist White States. you will have to RP it because they are an actual NS Nation.
we will pay 50,000,000 usd
VERY WELL, I WILL LOOK AT IT ASAP...
yeah, we need to kill Hendrik Rhodes if the Fascist White States. you will have to RP it because they are an actual NS Nation.
we will pay 50,000,000 usd
VERY WELL, I WILL LOOK AT IT ASAP...
DONE
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=150440&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=
yeah, we need to kill Hendrik Rhodes if the Fascist White States. you will have to RP it because they are an actual NS Nation.
we will pay 50,000,000 usd
VERY WELL, I WILL LOOK AT IT ASAP...
DONE
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=150440&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=
Yugolsavia
04-06-2004, 22:59
I would ask you for a few things. Can you work to help us devlop chemical, biological and nucular weapons. Also I would like you to kill a few people. John Vilchek a Stalinist leader who is trying to uprise aganst me to form a stalinist dictatorship, general marckez who is leading a drug sponsered coup, Nickoli asuvich a known terrorist, vladimir escoviv a arms traficer, fat tonny a crime boss, rebica shnehown who runs a envormental terrorist unit and finally Boris Yeltzvick my brother who is underming me and nickoli servecia who runs a spy ring.
Yugolsavia
04-06-2004, 22:59
I would ask you for a few things. Can you work to help us devlop chemical, biological and nucular weapons. Also I would like you to kill a few people. John Vilchek a Stalinist leader who is trying to uprise aganst me to form a stalinist dictatorship, general marckez who is leading a drug sponsered coup, Nickoli asuvich a known terrorist, vladimir escoviv a arms traficer, fat tonny a crime boss, rebica shnehown who runs a envormental terrorist unit and finally Boris Yeltzvick my brother who is underming me and nickoli servecia who runs a spy ring.