NationStates Jolt Archive

Recently, a Russian destroyer spotted a Fast food Cargo fleet. The Cargo fleet was believed to be in Russian waters at the Pacific. "We have no idea why they were here but immediatly ours ships intercepted them" Captain Yuri Valinski said. A warning message was sent to the cargo fleet to turn back but they did not listen. The Russian navy responded by shooting rockets into the air to scare them. Still the Cargo fleet did not respond. Eventually the Captain had no choice but to sink them. As soon as the missiles impacted, the waters were polluted by Big Mac's and Quater Pounders. Vladivostok was under invasion by seagulls as fast food hits the beaches while Russian environmentalists were puzzled. A few survivors were found. A man dressed in a Ronald Mc Donald costume and several workers. The KGB decided the best way to punish these Capitalists is to force them to clean up the mess until not one Burger is on Russian shores, that means they'll be in the gulag for a long time.

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First there are cargo ships! What will Capitalists come with next????

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OOC: LMFAO

IC: Roac is refused to denouced these when asked of these attacks of the house by a minority of the house, they attack their arguments by stating that Russian Forces has the power to do what the hell they like to intruders, they entered Russian Waters, they take the price.

OOC: So...attacking NPCs cause everyone else wont play with you, because your a popwanking, cant take a loss general bad nature of RP...well its rather funny...cause McDonalds doesnt own any transports. They have no reason to. They'd rent cargo space because its cheaper...so you probably just sunk transports carrying not only McDonalds but maybe baby formula, and other food products probably destined for some port in your country IC. Good job. You git.

You are an idiot. Enough said.

OOC: say, this may be a novel idea, but maybe, just maybe he's trying to have some fun?

RF is teh w1|\|\|\|3R!!!!!1!!!1!1111111111111111111111111111

OOC: say, this may be a novel idea, but maybe, just maybe he's trying to have some fun?

Woah! No way! People coming to games to have fun? Unthinkable! Listen, once you start screwing around and being typically offensive, there is a loss in this so called "fun". Don't defend the jerk.

IC:

"OMG! Its time to defend some more mcdonalds!" The president said.

"They are shooting at them burgers, sir!" Said an aide.

<Insert picture of planning shooting at ship>

<Insert picture of USS Cole, although it has no revelance>

<Insert picture of random uniformed figure cheering>

<Insert picture of my middle finger>

In related news, three well known members of the Leftist Party, the Indiastani version of the Communist Party, were found dead together at Party Headquarters. Apparently, it was been reported as a triple suicide. Police wouldn't say why exactly the two men and one woman killed themselves, but they believe that it is explained in the letter they left behind. We've as of yet been unable to obtain a copy of the letter, but a few excerpts have been made available, the most chillingly obvious one being "I can't believe that those nuts think they're doing the Leftist Cause some good by existing." Police have said the letter in it's entirity would be released upon the conclusion of the investigation. -AP

OCC: Hey guys wouldn't moderators consider this forum hyjacking? Please, if you have nothing better to say, i insist you go and watch star trek and go to your sci fi conventions. Thanky you for your time. Both Ruhr and New York And Jersey don't get respect at school so they feel so tough on Nation states. :lol:

OOC: say, this may be a novel idea, but maybe, just maybe he's trying to have some fun?

Woah! No way! People coming to games to have fun? Unthinkable! Listen, once you start screwing around and being typically offensive, there is a loss in this so called "fun". Don't defend the jerk.

IC:

"OMG! Its time to defend some more mcdonalds!" The president said.

"They are shooting at them burgers, sir!" Said an aide.

<Insert picture of planning shooting at ship>

<Insert picture of USS Cole, although it has no revelance>

<Insert picture of random uniformed figure cheering>

<Insert picture of my middle finger>

OCC:Wow! How cute... Ruhr has a persoanl isssue with someone he doesn't know and barely even talks to. I gotta say Ruhr, you make me laugh.

The Divine Imperium of Novar Ohan finds this conflict so close to our borders to be dangerous. We call for the Communist Republic to demonstrate the diplomatic acumen of the USSR, and of the Tsars.

There is no need for this violence, which can only destabilise the North Pacific.

*wonders where his burgers went*

OOC: GK, we need to talk...

OOC: Sure, TG me or something

OOC: Sure, TG me or something

OOC: Did so...

OCC: This thread really show's how low some people are :roll: