NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: I'm in a funny mood today, so I'm going to channel that energy into this.

IC: First Marshal Derzna looked at the map. "Are you sure?" He asked his aides, confused. "It looks just like a small island to me."

"Sir, if we take that island then we can lay claim to the salmon fishing rights!" A general said, his eyes whirling slightly.

"But we don't eat salmon... no one in Novar Ohan eats salmon..."

"We could also use it as an airbase to destroy the east coast of Russia..."

"You mean the East Coast that we already control?" Derzna asked, and then winced when his aides started to cry. "Okay, okay... if it means that much to you, then fine. Give the orders...we'll send in the second Corps of the First Grand Army."

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The soldiers looked at their commanding officers disbelievingly. "Sorry? This island has a population of what?"

"20 humans, and 700 chickens."

"...you're kidding."

"No, soldier! Now, get ready for the attack!"

"Yes, sir!"

General Tikitikikaka looked at the approaching ships filled with soldiers with great apprehension, before turning back to his 5 soldiers.

"Men, arm the exploding chickens!"

Dum dum dum....

The transports hummed with ease, a speaker on each belting out Ride of the Valykries. The hundreds of men on-board waited anxiously, knowing that most of them would be lucky to even see someone die, let alone actually kill.

However, one of the transports was de-stabilised by a wave, careening into another transport, which careened into another, and another, until they were all touching each-other. Finally, the last one had its speaker knocked into the water.

:BBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ:

The electricity coiled up the wire, and into the crew, spreading across each of the decks. Finally, in true dramatic movie style, every ship exploded.