NationStates Jolt Archive


Prime Minister Westerburg: An Open Apology

The SLAGLands
25-05-2004, 06:48
My fellow SLAGLanders, esteemed representatives of the Triumvirate of Yut, SLAGLandic allies and neighbours the multiverse over--I bid you good tidings.

For the past few months, The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands has fallen from its previous place near the center of our multiverse stage. This is due to an isolationism at once self-created and perpetuated by squabbles with our neighbours and friends. I can now assure you that these problems are being remedied, and The SLAGLands is prepared to reenter the world of international politics.

As many of you are aware, part of the reason I was elected was because of my distance from what became known as the "Il Adib Problem" in The SLAGLands--a problem created by a single attack and perpetuated by ill will, hatred, and often, crime. The problem led to corruption within even these once-sacred halls of government, as former Minister of Finance Doned McIntyre used the situation to curry favour with terrorist organizations and special interest groups in an effort to take control of this entire land. I myself was in part guilty of allowing this, doing nothing in the specter of this hatred for fear of isolating myself politically. I chose strategic indecision when action was necessary; in that respect, I made a grievous error.

To update the world on what precisely happened, former Prime Minister Marlena Cantrell was attacked by her son, a member of a race known as Il Adib. A wave of Il Adib hatred swept over the nation, which led to mutual dissent between The SLAGLands and The Outset Islands. Terrorist attacks were initiated by people on both sides of the border, all financially sponsored by our own former Minister of Finance, the aforementioned McIntyre. Thankfully, McIntyre's despicable deeds have been discovered, and he has been jailed--probably for life. Thankfully, a new Minister of Finance has been elected, and at a recent peace conference at the coastal city of Kelder, an agreement was reached. The Kelder Accords, as they have been dubbed, allow Il Adib and their kin on The Outset Islands to have full rights and priviledges befitting any other citizen of our planet and multiverse. They are hereby protected as any other sentient creature of our planet would be, free from the degredation and mistreatment they previously received.

First of all, allow me to take this opportunity to apologize publically to the people of The Outset Islands, in particular Il Adib. I was foolish to believe that which the enemies of the freedom of our respective peoples would have us see as fact. My lack of action bruised SLAGLandic foreign relations in a way that they previously had not been damaged. My reputation has been tarnished, but more importantly, the reputation of the people of this great nation has been tarnished. For this reason, I pray that Esmerelda and the entire nation of The Outset Islands will forgive me this error.

Finally, I would like to offer my apologies to the people of the world. I was foolish, and such a lapse of judgment is unbefitting a Prime Minister of The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands. While the recent recall election held me victorious, I nonetheless feel a great deal of shame for recent events within our borders. I cannot express enough my sorrow, and I hope you will all find it in our hearts to grant this old man some reprieve and his people the dignity and respect they deserve. The SLAGLands has always prided itself above all with being a freedom-loving state, and I have sullied our honour with these events.

However, it would be unbefitting a head of state to simply talk in the face of such events. Instead, we will act, and we will rebuild. We will not simply request the world's forgiveness; we will earn it. And through the actions of our people, through the benevolence, kindness, and good will of our populace. After all, they are the foundation of The SLAGLands. The beating heart of this country is not the grand halls of government, but in the peace and love of this freedom-loving people.

I thank you all, and may the Great Camofrog bless you.

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Bonne Gregor Westerburg
Prime Minister
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands
The Outset Islands
25-05-2004, 23:54
The Outset Islands
25-05-2004, 23:54
Prime Minister Westerburg, of course, has nothing to be concerned about. What has happened is in the past, and we will leave it there.

All we can do now is rebuild... and cooperate.

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Queen Esmerelda
Goddess and Protector of The Outset Islands

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Treznor
26-05-2004, 00:37
The Empire of Treznor is pleased to see the SLAGLands return from isolation, and seeks to establish friendly ties and trade relations. We're particularly interested in investing with the Granny Slag corporation, should your government approve of foreign investments. We wouldn't want to tread on any toes.

Welcome back.

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Emperor Devon I
Empire of Treznor
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Xanthal
26-05-2004, 00:45
Xanthal
26-05-2004, 00:46
As a nation both peace-loving and pursuing membership in the Triumvirate of Yut, we are most pleased to see yet another conflict peacefully resolved among our galactic neighbors. You obviously have a storng international support network, but nonetheless we wish to offer you any help you may need in restoring your nation to its former peace and stability.
-The Triumvirate of the Socialist Republic of Xanthal
Dread Lady Nathicana
26-05-2004, 01:16
Prime Minister Westerburg,

It has pained us to see our good allies in such a period of distress, without knowing what could be done to assist. We are immensely relieved that you have found the source of your ills, and have been able to resolve the issues plaguing your fair nation.

Please know that the Dominion holds no ill will, to your or your people, and that we stand beside you in support of your continued efforts, and welcome you back with open arms. May the future hold renewed prosperity for the SLAGLands.

--Nathicana D’Aquisto, Dread Lady of the Dominion

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The SLAGLands
27-05-2004, 03:17
As a nation both peace-loving and pursuing membership in the Triumvirate of Yut, we are most pleased to see yet another conflict peacefully resolved among our galactic neighbors.

Diplomatic Protocol 101: it tends to be a bad idea to plug one nation's own diplomatic agenda when another emerges from a time of turmoil. The honourable diplomats of Xanthal would do well to try to support their own cause at a more opportune time and place--which, I assure you, this is not.

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Wololo
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands
Sakkra
27-05-2004, 03:32
On behalf of the Emperor and the peoples of the Sakkran Empire, we are accepting of your statement. In the spirit of this, we stand ready to aid you in rebuilding your lands in whatever capacity is needed of us. Bulk transports, once tasked with ferrying our peoples to our new home in Sslaa, are now standing by with orders.

Should you desire Resin for architectural purposes, raw materials or laborers, they will be sent. Should you desire meats and tubers, these will also be sent. In essence, we are prepared to open trade with your peoples, and hope for greater stability in your territories.

Advisor Bosska
Sakkra Diplomatic Corps
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Xanthal
27-05-2004, 05:03
The SLAGLands: No plugging, just expressing our feelings and why we feel that way. No need to feel obligated to do anything. All we're saying is congratulations and welcome back.
Larkinia
27-05-2004, 05:33
OOC Reply: Yo Slag! Welcome back!

IC Reply: Yo Slag! Welcome back to the land of the livin'!
The SLAGLands
27-05-2004, 05:48
Yo Slag! Welcome back to the land of the livin'!

Well, frankly, I didn't think many people would notice... but yeah, I'm back! Thanks for the nice cards and everythin' while I was in the hospital! PRAISE THE LAWD!

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Reverend Slag Jones
Spokesman for National Leaders Inexplicably Addressed as "Slag"
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands
imported_Cetaganda
27-05-2004, 05:54
Your apology is accepted, Prime Minister Westerburg. I am glad to see that you have found the true culprit in these matters, and believe that all will be forgiven once the people of the SLAGLands can once more show their true caring faces to the world.

Pudding, of course, will go a long way to soothe old wounds, I hear.

Emperor Gregor Vetinari
Imperial Union of Cetaganda
Automagfreek
27-05-2004, 06:09
Welcome back, honored friend. It is good to see brighter days in The SLAGLands, and may there be many more to come.


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