NationStates Jolt Archive

((This is going to feel so great to bash this n00b into the floor.))

Too long has the "nation" of Shunk and his cronies repressed the rights of homosexuals, and barred any nation who grants homosexuals the rights they deserve from their region. Too long have they spread vicious slander about those who vehemently disagree with them. Too long has the great Unified Socialist Republic of Cyberutopia weathered their verbal assaults. Now it all ends. Shunk will be forced to fight, cut from his allies, smashed into the dust by our cause.

Across the nation, the creak of tank treads can be heard, the march of armored boots thundering into great ships to sail them to behead the cruel leaders of Shunk. The people cheer for their sons and daughters, sent out for such a grand cause. Shunk shall not stand much longer.

well i don't know how to italize but the protestent nation cheers as its men and women go to war and perpare to fight the holy war that was strated by the other side by the way my respones will be slow,

time to die why didn't you add while we wage a war against people who disargee with us hum oh well The Armed nation of shunk sends in her birds of war and sends in former refugees who have conter fitted everythings saying they were born every where for every nation we send a fake for every one with a billion 10 all will be lost in the suffal each with a bomb strapted on they're chest which is voice actvated as they are discoverd they blow up all for a good casue.

hey you never realy thought about this but the birds of war finish off where the refugees where, that is if they mange to get by you're defenses which they most likely will since they are the very best piolts from bombers to anti-air groups they are the best at what they do.

J00 R t3h w1nn4r.

hey war is dirty i plan to kill you however it needs to be done i don't want to be taken out before i mange to trick you're whole group with varying tatics since it is imposible to block my large varitey since i just used copy terroism and bombing of anywhere. thats where they try and hit anyway thx by the way to um crydox whatever his name was.

omgz sudently i am afraid of shunk

*ahem*

That ain't how you do a war, boyo. Now, admittedly, this here account is new, but many of the ancient RP'ers knew me as Waughslind and before that Daezeman.

Admittedly, I did some damn dumb n00b shit back then.

Aanyway. You don't get to say where your bombs land. Your opponent does, and if they're fair, a decent number of bombs will hit.

Of course, godmoders can't be accounted for.

((It might come in handy for you to know I'm on an island. Oh, and I'm playing with 2099, so you're kinda screwed.))

The borders of Cyberutopia will be temporarily closed during this war to keep out Shunkian suicide bombers. All boats entering Cyberutopian waters will be turned away. All vessels that do not comply will be fired upon with lethal force. Any plane flying in Cyberutopian airspace will be shot down unless they present the proper encrypted keys. A number of carrier groups and bombardment task forces have been sent towards Shunk to await their call to attack. [/i] Devestation-class Intimidation Crusiers, the most powerful ships in the fleet, are rumored to be among the ships dispatched, along with the fearsome Deathstroke-class Supercruisers. A full half of the Cyberutopian Air Force is mobilized, thousands of UCAVs flooding the skies, ready to defend the nation. On standby are I-4 Talon interceptors, prepared to hit the incoming Shunkian fighters with immesurable force. Tens of thousands of automated SAM batteries are activated and scan the skies, searching for a Shunkian fighter to turn to slag.

High above the atmosphere, a dozen orbital attack satelites arrange themselves over Shunk. After obtaining firing solutions, they pound round after round downwards into economic and military centers of activity: airfields, ports, factories, ammo and fuel reserves. The assault is unrelenting and merciless.

omgz sudently i am afraid of shunk

*ahem*

That ain't how you do a war, boyo. Now, admittedly, this here account is new, but many of the ancient RP'ers knew me as Waughslind and before that Daezeman.

Admittedly, I did some damn dumb n00b shit back then.

Aanyway. You don't get to say where your bombs land. Your opponent does, and if they're fair, a decent number of bombs will hit.

Of course, godmoders can't be accounted for.

((Thank you for that bit of moderation. Would you look over this war while I'm posting, seeing as how Shunk just makes short posts while I write longer ones, I can't see everything he's posting until I'm done posting.))

((It might come in handy for you to know I'm on an island. Oh, and I'm playing with 2099, so you're kinda screwed.))

The borders of Cyberutopia will be temporarily closed during this war to keep out Shunkian suicide bombers. All boats entering Cyberutopian waters will be turned away. All vessels that do not comply will be fired upon with lethal force. Any plane flying in Cyberutopian airspace will be shot down unless they present the proper encrypted keys. A number of carrier groups and bombardment task forces have been sent towards Shunk to await their call to attack. [/i] Devestation-class Intimidation Crusiers, the most powerful ships in the fleet, are rumored to be among the ships dispatched, along with the fearsome Deathstroke-class Supercruisers. A full half of the Cyberutopian Air Force is mobilized, thousands of UCAVs flooding the skies, ready to defend the nation. On standby are I-4 Talon interceptors, prepared to hit the incoming Shunkian fighters with immesurable force. Tens of thousands of automated SAM batteries are activated and scan the skies, searching for a Shunkian fighter to turn to slag.

High above the atmosphere, a dozen orbital attack satelites arrange themselves over Shunk. After obtaining firing solutions, they pound round after round downwards into economic and military centers of activity: airfields, ports, factories, ammo and fuel reserves. The assault is unrelenting and merciless.
Ok lets strat with the satelites they take out my main information and automoblie buildings doing serious damage unluckly the others were not so fourtain it when aiming for my capitil (you were aiming there right) miss bad and a small random trading ship from vapmire a country which is now hacked at you (he was before but now hes got a excuse), the other nine mange to blow of thousands of slums and such and you recive a telegram from a random guy out of shunk thanking you.
i am appled by your use of advance technology when i forcedto gram people oh well right the ships ok they hit one snak in their operation my nation is in the montains and is perpared for land troops by surronding the mountains its on with land mines impossible to activate so no one man runs in and blows up all the things its more a remote bomb and by the way your statilities of heat and stop being able to fire becasue of my stanrdard sun power roof tops which reflect some of the heat, by the way i am out of tanks and land crap becasue my atouo moblie indistry is hurt bad. by the way i play in the here and now plus anything i can think of a reasonable excuse for.

((No problem. Not an official part o' the Mod Squad, but an oldbie none the less... you got a friend in me. Ref active.))

Suna Kaya Minister of Foreign Affairs Raine Allenby attempts to telephone the powers that be in Cyberutopia. After several unsuccessful calls, she leaves the following message on the answering machine of a Cyberutopian leader:

"Although Suna Kaya denounces war, after much deliberation in Parliament our nation wishes to lend its support to yours. We are willing to wire 95 million kyus (5 million American dollars) to Cyberutopia to supply salaries to the families of the Cyberutopian soldiers. This may seem to be an insignificant amount of money, but we are also willing to increase the amount in order to safeguard the monetary security of the families of your citizens who are willing to risk their lives for the civil freedoms of the citizens of the world. Please call back if you are interested in taking or refusing the offer. I believe my office number will show up on your caller ID. Respectfully yours, Raine Allenby of Suna Kaya."

ah you are in the future right that means you are full of computer operated stuff then i got me a plan i have a cyber war going on but i told the gits in it to call off temporaly to bombard you with bug viruses and extremely powerful reformters, most importantley code stealers. including every thing.

OOC: Cyber, good luck crushing the gnat.

OOC2: Shunk, ow. Do you know how much it hurts to read posts like that. Try to get some punctuation in there.

((Not bad, not bad at all. That was one of the better posts of what I've seen from you. Now you know that since I've taken out your information buildings it will be harder to coordinate your attacks and defenses, right? And um, about my satelites overheating, solar roof panels don't reflect solar energy far enough into space to touch, much less overheat a satelite. Furthermore, you yourself can't say my satelites overheat, because I say that's not feasible. I'm guessing the slums were full of homosexuals, that's darkly ironic. And thanks Ciw, I remember your older incarnations. :) ))

This message is sent to the Shunkian leadership:

If you're so appalled we're using technology far greater than yours, I suggest you watch who you insult.

After this bombardment, the task forces floating just off the shore launched several hundred cruise missiles packed with conventional payloads, their targets presicly picked out by spy satelites high overhead. The missiles target any anti-air defenses, the ultra-agile missiles screaming towards mobile missile launchers, and stationary SAM sites. On the decks of the Tsujigiri-class heavy carriers, A/F-12b Blade fighter-bombers and their escorts, MFI-2 Shearfighters, prepare to take off.

Communique to Raine Allenby of Suna Kaya

While we appreciate the offer, we have more than enough money to pay for our soldiers and their families. I would personally suggest you put that money towards giving your nation's childern a better education, or to help the poor. Once again, I thank you for the offer, but there are better uses for money than war.

Committee of External Affairs
Chairwoman Råyven Black
"Wait, go over that just one more time..."

futher i use my information industry to block all of cybers calls, erase important files such as the message from Suan.

OOC: Cyber, good luck crushing the gnat.

OOC2: Shunk, ow. Do you know how much it hurts to read posts like that. Try to get some punctuation in there.

((Thank you, I will enjoy it thoroughly. I just can't decide what to do with him when I'm done though...))

Shunk, don't you think a future operating system would be impregnable by these virii? And I doubt your country's hackers - a class of people who rarely work with government, mind you - have the skill to write a virus for a military OS far more advanced than anything your people have access to.

Shunk, I am afraid to note that Suna Kaya is not "in the future". We are actually a developing nation that does not have many computers. This is why I used a telephone to message to Cyberutopia. I did not email him.

If you plan on sending "bug viruses", make sure to send them through those telephone wires we have.


Respectfully yours,

Raine Allenby
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Constitutional Monarchy of Suna Kaya

J00 R t3h w1nn4r.

omgz no grodload

[/hijack]

Shunk, don't you think a future operating system would be impregnable by these virii? And I doubt your country's hackers - a class of people who rarely work with government, mind you - have the skill to write a virus for a military OS far more advanced than anything your people have access to.

((Exactly.))

The virii sent by Shunk are systematically blocked, then discovered and destroyed totally by the Cyberutopian firewalls and encryption.

Dang i'll have to use my rail guns which suck and can't do mucj plus i have to use balistic missles packed into my few spaceshuttles and sent out to meat the statilities and you are slightly wrong my information isn't hurt to bad becasue its more dispreaded then auto moblie so i'm still ok there but iv'e diceided to take a bit more control over your base including men i have tunnl;uers which can burrow below sea level to chathe you of graud with a few bomb (nukes) to kill you shore line poulace.

Sakkran newsfeeds begin filtering down information on the events transpiring between Shunk and Cyberutopia. Headlines read "Shunk Declares State of War against Grammar and Punctuation!" Many laugh, few care. *rimshot*

'chathe you of graud' Unacceptable; tunnelers never left your base because your operations can't be deciphered.

Spaceshuttles would get huge kickback from ballistics - they would fall out of the sky. Not smart.

Goddammit, will people stop using nukes carelessly? It is not a huge incendiary bomb, it involves fallout, radiation, etc. Besides, just how big are these nukes you are using?

ah man that just hurts, i apolgize i just can't spell okay,um dude my people are great at killing throuf=gh subter fuge and all but we sorta suck at destroying things heartlessly by the way the blastics did they kill your'e statilites or what.

Dang i'll have to use my rail guns which suck and can't do mucj plus i have to use balistic missles packed into my few spaceshuttles and sent out to meat the statilities and you are slightly wrong my information isn't hurt to bad becasue its more dispreaded then auto moblie so i'm still ok there but iv'e diceided to take a bit more control over your base including men i have tunnl;uers which can burrow below sea level to chathe you of graud with a few bomb (nukes) to kill you shore line poulace.

((Land based railguns (about as far into railgun tech you're going to get with a modern tech nation) probably won't hit me, as they can hit targets at most about 500 miles away, and I'm much further than that, as there's no way you're going to shoot across the ocean (I'm based on the island of Hokkaido) and the surrounding land is already taken up. "Tunnelers" are also not feasible in my opinion, but I suppose that's Ciw's decision.))

Minister Allenby reads the headlines of an online news site. One of these is "Shunk Declares State of War against Grammar and Punctuation!" She falls out of her chair laughing. Pushing herself off the floor a few moments later, wiping away tears of laughter, she reads Shunk's war messages.

"I wish I actually knew what this nation Shunk was doing. All of its claims are so terribly misspelled that I do not know how to react! Regardless, I must tell the king that we should place our nation under a state of caution."

OOC: the real axis of evil is composed of a dictionary, a comma, and a period. To thwart the advance of these evil dictators' armies, they are to be ignored completely.

um ref i would sorta like to know how the heck Cyber knew about my bomber ((as in the reason why he blocked off the junk))

um ref i would sorta like to know how the heck Cyber knew about my bomber ((as in the reason why he blocked off the junk))

What bomber?

throuf=gh

((Huh?))

blastics did they kill your'e statilites or what.

((What is right. Once again, huh?))

Never saw a bomber mentioned.

Ballistics never fired, no shuttle pilot is gonna kick himself into the sea with a missile.

my suicides at the beging how did you know?
Also i am a bit above railgun of modren world about to the is how far mine can shoot is the moon

Unless you've got mad amounts of power behind a magnetic propulsor series gun (commonly called 'rail' gun,) it's not gonna go further than ten miles along ground.

Sorry, but MPS shots don't hit high-orbit sats.

Ballistics never fired, no shuttle pilot is gonna kick himself into the sea with a missile.

((Unless they're from Shunk. :lol: But seriously, I'm beginning to think RPing this war isn't such a hot idea. Fun as my assured victory is, I still can't read half his posts.

Shunk, no railgun can shoot to the moon. And suicide bombers are rather easy to detect for a well trained border patrol. There's no way you're going to get in because I'm an island, and any boat found in my waters will be fired upon.))

Hey give me a break I’m the one whose every ability is side stepped how the heck is it possible that I can't shoot a rail gun all the way to the moon and he can bomb me with a freaking satellite I mean come on do you know how hard it is to go 95 years ahead of your time this means I'm pulling out the big one my space freaking capable planes I mean at least let me use those so very possible if I can do that see if I use a magnetic field right I can launch them into space with air tight hull it at least must be possible to do.

hey give me a break i;m the one whos every ablity is side steped how the heck is it possible that i can't shoot a rail gun all the way to the moon and he can bomb me with a freakin stilite i mean coe on do you know how hard it is to go 95 years ahead of your time this means im pulling out the big one my space freakin capble planes i mean at least let me use those so very impossible if i can't do that see if i use a magtic feild right i can launch them into space with air tight hull it at least must be possible to do.

((Don't be complaining because you picked the wrong person to fight with. Heh, you didn't even bargain for peace! A raingun could shoot to the Moon (slight miscalculation before), but not one from your time period, and certainly not while under the effects of gravity and atmospheric drag. Go ahead and bring out your space planes, I'll counter with my own.

EDIT: And I'm still waiting for you to post losses.))

Essentially, Shunk, you came unprepared, he's vastly more powerful, I advise you to surrender.

Y'ain't gonna win.

hey give me a break i;m the one whos every ablity is side steped how the heck is it possible that i can't shoot a rail gun all the way to the moon and he can bomb me with a freakin stilite i mean coe on do you know how hard it is to go 95 years ahead of your time this means im pulling out the big one my space freakin capble planes i mean at least let me use those so very impossible if i can't do that see if i use a magtic feild right i can launch them into space with air tight hull it at least must be possible to do.

((Don't be complaining because you picked the wrong person to fight with. Heh, you didn't even bargain for peace! A raingun could shoot to the Moon (slight miscalculation before), but not one from your time period, and certainly not while under the effects of gravity and atmospheric drag. Go ahead and bring out your space planes, I'll counter with my own.

EDIT: And I'm still waiting for you to post losses.))

OOC: I'd actually disagree...you could do it...but it would be a small projectile and require at least one room full of class-A supercomputers to account for the numerous atmospheric and extraatmospheric forces...with one or two minutes of degrees off at launch being translated into hitting jupiter instead...then again, he wouldn't have it.

hey give me a break i;m the one whos every ablity is side steped how the heck is it possible that i can't shoot a rail gun all the way to the moon and he can bomb me with a freakin stilite i mean coe on do you know how hard it is to go 95 years ahead of your time this means im pulling out the big one my space freakin capble planes i mean at least let me use those so very impossible if i can't do that see if i use a magtic feild right i can launch them into space with air tight hull it at least must be possible to do.

((Don't be complaining because you picked the wrong person to fight with. Heh, you didn't even bargain for peace! A raingun could shoot to the Moon (slight miscalculation before), but not one from your time period, and certainly not while under the effects of gravity and atmospheric drag. Go ahead and bring out your space planes, I'll counter with my own.

EDIT: And I'm still waiting for you to post losses.))
ok then lets do this i am perpared now sorry but i have to use my one master weapon stock piled waist which you don't have becasue you distgrate yours i dump millions of gallons of the stuff right around your capital sicne they have a speical heat restaint metal around them (from shunk only) and they will cause famine and sickness oh well if i lose my capitil is more protected then hitlers bunker right out of space striaght to you sickness with no love at all. happieness with bio weapons next, pouloted water don't drink die do drink die all on cyberutopian soil shall die, mustard gas don't breath die breath die no other option locust no food oh well again you die all will die all will die sickness is are weapon.
Die Die dei since you are a utoipa you have no need for medicen and never ever ever needed to live thru a nuclear strike as soon as my all ends.

*ahem*

No.

No [expletive deleted] way.

Sorry, Shunk. With that you lost the war, and just for that kind of horrible, cruel warfare, you get to pay an extra 2,000,000 USD.

*ahem*

No.

No [expletive deleted] way.

Sorry, Shunk. With that you lost the war, and just for that kind of horrible, cruel warfare, you get to pay an extra 2,000,000 USD.
dude thats war when i had nothing else he dies even if i lose so i don't care becasue he faces deisea famine and more death than he ever had becasue i think you ain't good enough to tell that sometimes war is dirty get used to it i've got to go i need to conceal my total complete will to cuss you right now bye hes dead anyway even if i lose so good bye and you can't tell me i lose you god mod becasue i would have been able to kill him in relity at least destroyd all his airports but oh well you suck (good thing you aren't a member of the mod squad) and i ain't payin a dime to some dead country bye, by the way any regulation from the UN that you quote are useless and i still want to know how the ****td got to tell i had a hidden bomb down the backback of people when the word bomb activates your exploisive tah must be going you suck see you next time cyber, when i don't got a all wars must be clean on my back if i have to say that i did something i mean it do you think i wanted to be burned and bombed and invade all i mange to do was drop some toxic waist and every one says he must die i was ready by the way i rember that if i ever feel that my chat goes fast enough to do this again im bring in one of my mates. plus you suck so bad CIW i recomned that you leave me alone if you want to be insulted though feel free to stop by my reigon, since whe do all wars have to be clean and the good guys always when.

((Well, I'm glad that's over with. What'd he get DEATed for anyway? That blantant godmodding right there? That was a good laugh. Oh and Ciw, thanks for reffing this pitiful war, the rest of Shunk's cronies are shooting for me now, but none of them are over 150 million. :lol: But in any case, if they decide to commite suicide by attacking me, I'd like for you to ref again.))