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The Clown Gang(INFO!!)

Maniaca
23-05-2004, 23:09
The Clown Gang is an elite squad of Maniacans, outfitted with the best equipment clown noses can buy. Drawn from a pool of thousands of applicants, they are the best of the best. I post this here because I will undoubtedly use them again, and I don't want to forget anything. The members of the Clown Gang are as follows:

Raptor, Fang, Zephyr, Demon, Chomp, Zeus, Trident, Victor, Varmint, and Mammoth.

Raptor: Seems to be a self-appointed leader at most times, probably because the others seem to trust him the most. He also has a knack for coming up with ideas, another leadership quality. In fact, the Clown Gang are all the same rank, they work as a collective, with mutual respect across the board. Raptor was born in Ell, a city in Southwestern Maniaca. Ell is a city that has a flair for revolt against the Emperor and his capitalistic ways. Raised along the principles of knowing no leader and doing everything for benefit of the collective, Raptor was usually getting into trouble with his parents and the local authorities. He was drawn to the idea of government work when he travelled to Ranticok, a large city on the Northcoast of Maniaca, based mostly along pine lumber. There he noticed that when he said something favorable about his country, he was commended, not scolded. When he returned home, he set his sights on travelling to the capital, Poppernickle. He graduated high school with a cumualitive of 3.93, and went to a university in the small city of Werq, near Ranticok. He majored in strategic command and execution, and continued his education for a masters degree in that field. He spent a year in the Maniacan special forces. After that year, the Clown Gang experienced a major altercation, in which only one member was able to continue combat(Victor, who I will profile later). Drawn to the Clown Gang, Raptor applied for a position. He went to the training camp, which lasted for one month. He shared a tent with Fang, another soon-to-be member, in the same camp. He passed the rigorous training period like a walk in the park, and received his badge and certificate at the age of 25. He endured a half-year long wait while the rest of the Clown Gang positions were filled out by the rest of Maniaca's elite.
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I will profile all of the members at a later date, and then get into their equipment and missions. Post if you want, though I'm not sure what you'll post about, as this is mostly for my benefit. Go ahead and read it though. I'm sure you'll find some cool stuff eventually.
Maniaca
12-06-2004, 16:32
Fang: Fang is the clown of the clown gang, most capable of cracking a witty joke or making a sarcastic comment even in the most dire of situations. Fang was raised in Unilop, a suburb of Funstocky in the Southeast portion of Maniaca. Fang was an MVP triball player on his little league team, due to his uncanny vision and stable head. Passing high-school, and then passing college, Fang became the starting RW for the Funstocky Fiddler Crabs. Two weeks later, the Fiddler Crabs signed a foreign powerhouse at that position, and let Fang go. Fang got angry, and audititioned for the Clown Gang. He underwent the greuling session and passed with flying colors. He and Raptor became the first new members of the new Clown Gang.