NationStates Jolt Archive

Audioslavia's 3 billionth child has been tackily named 'MX3M'. It takes after the 300th child ever born in Audioslavia who, legend has it, was called 'CCC' after the roman numeral word for '300'. Unfortunately, '3,000,000,000' is fiendlishly difficult to write in roman numerals, and so the child has simpily been named M (meaning '1000') X (as in the symbol for multiplication) 3M (3 Million).

The child, full name 'MX3M Phessisonthetackiness' is doomed to be picked on at school for ever more. Despite this, MX3M will be present as a mascot for Audioslavia's opening World Cup football match tommorow.

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The Five Civilized Nations extends its congratulations to the nation of Audioslavia upon its achievement of an impressive population of 3 billion. As a sign of goodwill, we will send a large amount of gifts to commemorate the achievement of your nation. The gifts includes a large stock of high quality katanas, swords, and other weapons. In addition, we will include large amounts of fine fruits along with a lot of fine wine.

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Shi Jin
-Vice Foreign Minister
--Minister of International Relations
-Lord of Wuchang

We wish to congradulate Audioslavia on the achievement of a 3 billion population. Please accept our gift of a breeding pair of our national animal the Fuzzy Blue Elf.

Lady Jillian.