NationStates Jolt Archive


Meber attack Kingdom

19-05-2004, 16:49
In the past few weeks, The Kingdom of PWN3D has been victim to the terrorist group known as the Mebers. This group regularly sends threats to the government, which require heavy translation to understand. Here is an excerpt from the most recently received letter.

"We gona nook ur ass enles u surenda 2 us. we hve fvie bzillion nookz an we r wilin 2 uz dem."

Many donkey owned are worried about the welfare of their asses, and the economy has suffered in such areas.