NationStates Jolt Archive

We in the peacefull nation of Klan Land have recently been inundated by ship-loads of assylum seeking refugees, due to our exclusive immigration policies we are unable to take in these undesirables. As it is now becoming tiresome removing the washed up bodies from our pristine beaches we are willing to offer a container full of refugees to any willing nation, for a reasonable price, plus expenses obviously.

Any takers ?

Klan Chief

I would like to aquire all these people for military purposes. Name your price!

They are obviously selling their own people. There is no place in the world that anyone would flee in favor of that filthy hellhole. And with all that inbreeding, I don't think that they'll find any buyers.

YOu're selling people! THis sounds like slavery to me! I oppose this action, we will take these people but give you not a dime!

They are obviously selling their own people. There is no place in the world that anyone would flee in favor of that filthy hellhole. And with all that inbreeding, I don't think that they'll find any buyers.

You obviously cannot read !

They are displaced refugees, probarbly due to war or famine or just poor economies in their own countries.

Do you want to buy some or not ?

YOu're selling people! THis sounds like slavery to me! I oppose this action, we will take these people but give you not a dime!

No it's not slavery, we do not have slaves in Klan Land,

but now you mention it :idea:

The sale is on hold for the moment, our government is having discussions about whether to keep a few as unpaid domestic servants and manual labourers, or as Warhammer sugested, military training components.

I will return with our decision later.

Klan Chief

They are obviously selling their own people. There is no place in the world that anyone would flee in favor of that filthy hellhole. And with all that inbreeding, I don't think that they'll find any buyers.

You obviously cannot read !

They are displaced refugees, probarbly due to war or famine or just poor economies in their own countries.

Do you want to buy some or not ?Keep on towing that line, Grand Imperial Dragqueen, or whatever you call yourself. Why would any refugee be striving to enter a society so miserable and repressive as yours? I wouldn't be surprised if you had to keep your citizens tied down for fear that they may seek greener pastures. If you have a refugee problem, then it obviously involves keeping your people in.

It then follows that you are selling your own inbred people.

-Rashid Ginsberg,
Kropotkingrad

We will take them all...Not pay for, but take, by force if neccessary.

We will take them all...Not pay for, but take, by force if neccessary.

No you will pay for them if we decide to sell them.

This is obviously to cover our costs in shipping and handling them, not a money making excersise on our part.

But we may not sell them to anyone, dicussions are ongoing.

KC

They are obviously selling their own people. There is no place in the world that anyone would flee in favor of that filthy hellhole. And with all that inbreeding, I don't think that they'll find any buyers.

You obviously cannot read !

They are displaced refugees, probarbly due to war or famine or just poor economies in their own countries.

Do you want to buy some or not ?Keep on towing that line, Grand Imperial Dragqueen, or whatever you call yourself. Why would any refugee be striving to enter a society so miserable and repressive as yours? I wouldn't be surprised if you had to keep your citizens tied down for fear that they may seek greener pastures. If you have a refugee problem, then it obviously involves keeping your people in.

It then follows that you are selling your own inbred people.

-Rashid Ginsberg,
Kropotkingrad

I don't know where you are getting your "facts" from but the description of our country (going by the world factbook) is that there is no income tax, no crime and we have pristine beaches. That may be three reasons why anyone would want to enter our glorious country.

As for allegations of in-breeding, how can you substantiate these claims ?

KC

Our government has decided that the sale of refugees can proceed, we have decided against keeping any as unpaid domestic servants or manual labourers, and our navy have advised us that they have been using some as missile targeting components but they do not have a great requirement for more of them.

So roll up roll up and buy your 'fugees here !

Klan Chief

p.s Most reasonable offers accepted.

The Government of Falastur enquires as to the price of these refugees. We will buy them and give them good and free lives in our country, depending on your price.....

The Government of Falastur enquires as to the price of these refugees. We will buy them and give them good and free lives in our country, depending on your price.....

How much are you offering, we are shipping them in 12M long shipping containers, I'm not sure how many we can fit in each container, possibly 200, you can trade in goods or cash.

KC

To avoid excessive cruelty or cramped living conditions, the Government of Falastur offers its own craft to transport these poor souls. We ask how many refugees you have in your...care...at this time, and ask your minimum asking price...

To avoid excessive cruelty or cramped living conditions, the Government of Falastur offers its own craft to transport these poor souls. We ask how many refugees you have in your...care...at this time, and ask your minimum asking price...

To make things easier on everyone why not send some ships to the edge of our territorial waters and intercept the incoming refugees on their home-made boats and heaps of scrap, that will save them from dying in our waters and our hands getting "soiled" from handling and processing them.

KC

In a bold move today, The Government of Foolish Pesants made the following statements involving the sale of people from Klan Land.

"From the previously presented transcrips, we are prepered to make a stand against Slavery. However these people do NOT belong to Klan Lands, so not really slavery. Since it would be a fair finacial transaction, anyone interfearing would be in the wrong, but, since Klan Lands dosen't own these people then no-one can legitimatly receive the money from the sale. That gives us two wrongs, and as we all know, two wrongs don't make a right."

"As such the Government has proposed a new solution. In this, we will oppose the right of Klan Lands to sell these people. One wrong. Also, we will oppose anyone who would oppose the right of Klan Lands to sell thse people. Two wrongs. This dosen't make us in the clear yet, so we are going to launch a pre-emptive orbital assault on these refugees, commiting an act of mass murder, thus giving us three wrongs! Two wrongs don't make a wrong, but we'll have three wrongs, giving us one right with a remainder of one wrong, putting us in the Clear!!!!!!"

It was alleged that the preperations were already underway for the attack. However this source was undisclosed.

The Government of Falastur is currently organising a new shipping service which will intercept any refugees entering your waters, and will transport them to new and free lives in Falastur. However, we still have an active interest in freeing the refugees currently in your care, and ask that any who wish it are to be transported out to the Falasturian ships on the edge of your territorial waters, and allowed to join their fellow refugees in their new lives in Falastur.

NO nO givem to meeeeeeeeeeeee!

We in the peacefull nation of Klan Land have recently been inundated by ship-loads of assylum seeking refugees, due to our exclusive immigration policies we are unable to take in these undesirables. As it is now becoming tiresome removing the washed up bodies from our pristine beaches we are willing to offer a container full of refugees to any willing nation, for a reasonable price, plus expenses obviously.

Any takers ?

Klan Chief

i will take all of them for free. send them to wake island by ship.

Your selling slaves? you are a profitier of slavery...Oskar Shindler saved thousands of jews but yet he was still on the verge of being sentanced for enslaving people, would it be ok if i sent a Special team to investigate the numbers of these poor people and the way they are being treated..also i need race,names,languages if you decide to let my team enter...

Regards

brigideir General Hydrich Von Manstien

National Defence Kommandant of Baccardi

This Team consists of:

26 armed SS honor Guards
14 Doctors and medical staff
2 Waffen SS officers of the med corps-Captian Fritz Stigler,Leiutennet Martin Von Stellar
2 Waffen SS sergents
2 Kubelwagons and 2 BMW scout motorcycles


The armed men are only a precausion, please give us entry..deney us and face consiquences. If you have nothing to hide then all is well

I expect your reply

Falastur please hold on your interception.

My armed soldiers will stand down and wait at the dockyards, they will arrive by means of the Krigsmarine flag ship Gretta

I'll take every last one of them! I'll even send my own transports via N-portals to get them from your nation.

I insist you gentleman wait untill my investigation commences!

Your selling slaves? you are a profitier of slavery...Oskar Shindler saved thousands of jews but yet he was still on the verge of being sentanced for enslaving people, would it be ok if i sent a Special team to investigate the numbers of these poor people and the way they are being treated..also i need race,names,languages if you decide to let my team enter...

Regards

brigideir General Hydrich Von Manstien

National Defence Kommandant of Baccardi

This Team consists of:

26 armed SS honor Guards
14 Doctors and medical staff
2 Waffen SS officers of the med corps-Captian Fritz Stigler,Leiutennet Martin Von Stellar
2 Waffen SS sergents
2 Kubelwagons and 2 BMW scout motorcycles


The armed men are only a precausion, please give us entry..deney us and face consiquences. If you have nothing to hide then all is well

I expect your reply

Falastur please hold on your interception.

My armed soldiers will stand down and wait at the dockyards, they will arrive by means of the Krigsmarine flag ship Gretta

You can't read.

Where does it say that they are slaves ?

They are refugees who are being washed up on or are purposefully heading for our shores, but, we don't want them here, but if anybody else does they can take them off our hands, the only cost will be our expenses.

Klan Chief

p.s. I really wish you peoples would read posts properly before diving in headlong making false accusations and lying about other countries.

I'll take every last one of them! I'll even send my own transports via N-portals to get them from your nation.

They are floating around in international waters at the moment, feel free to pick them up.

KC

if you decide to let my team enter...

Regards

brigideir General Hydrich Von Manstien..........

I expect your reply



You or your inspectors are not welcome.

Please do not attempt to enter our country or you will suffer the consequences.

Klan Chief

was that a threat? please don't make any irrational decisions or my word i will make you my bitch! my mistake they are not slaves but you were selling them! profitier!

I expect your news

was that a threat? please don't make any irrational decisions or my word i will make you my bitch! my mistake they are not slaves but you were selling them! profitier!

I expect your news

Is that a threat ?

Still can't read I see !

KC

I would like to purchase these people for military purposes. They will be treated fairly. If you see fit, I could pay in cash or goods, its your call. I have a lot of stuff to choose from.

Our liege, King Charles I of United Bretonnia found the full designation of Klan Land's name to be the source of blinding amusement.
How can a nation be democratically fascist?

William Goldbridge
Chancellor
The University of New Cambridge Island
The Royal Commonwealth of United Bretonnia

Our liege, King Charles I of United Bretonnia found the full designation of Klan Land's name to be the source of blinding amusement.
How can a nation be democratically fascist?

William Goldbridge[/color
[color=blue]Chancellor
The University of New Cambridge Island
The Royal Commonwealth of United Bretonnia

We have elections, I'm a fascist, hence democratic (due to elections etc) fascist.

:lol:

:twisted:

Our liege, King Charles I of United Bretonnia found the full designation of Klan Land's name to be the source of blinding amusement.
How can a nation be democratically fascist?

William Goldbridge[/color
[color=blue]Chancellor
The University of New Cambridge Island
The Royal Commonwealth of United Bretonnia

We have elections, I'm a fascist, hence democratic (due to elections etc) fascist.

:lol:

:twisted:

But, leader of Klan Land, political theory states quite adamantly that Fascism is the antithesis of Democracy. Fascism is a vague political theory that advocates a state personified under a strong man. This strong man is infallible; he is never wrong. Democracy and Fascism are incompatible because a strong man is quite simply; a dictator.
Perhaps your nation does not bare this obtuse title of 'democratic fascist'. To do so would be meaningless.
My concluding question; perhaps you are something else?

William Goldbridge
Chancellor
The University of New Cambridge Island
The Royal Commonwealth of United Bretonnia

I would like to purchase these people for military purposes. They will be treated fairly. If you see fit, I could pay in cash or goods, its your call. I have a lot of stuff to choose from.

Okay Warhammer,

just send some ships over here and we'll give you what we have, some good Cuban cigars would be nice and some single malt Scotch whisky should do.

Klan Chief

We, The Government of Foolish Pesanst, have realised that the previous statement was incorrect. Whilst are workings were correct, we neglected to factor in the substancial damage to the landmasses of Klan Lands, as such we hereby request the rights to Purchase the rights to aid these unfortunates. We would offer $1000 per refugee, though as you decline to count them, we defer to the secondary standard offer of $250,000 for the right of aid. Also, we would like to hire a boat for transportation, as we don't actually have any of our own, for say $50,000.
We hope that you consider this offer as the true humanitarian offer that is is.

Reilock Coratha

OOC: Actually, I just want to test fire my SUPERGUN with IC rational.

We, The Government of Foolish Pesanst, have realised that the previous statement was incorrect. Whilst are workings were correct, we neglected to factor in the substancial damage to the landmasses of Klan Lands, as such we hereby request the rights to Purchase the rights to aid these unfortunates. We would offer $1000 per refugee, though as you decline to count them, we defer to the secondary standard offer of $250,000 for the right of aid. Also, we would like to hire a boat for transportation, as we don't actually have any of our own, for say $50,000.
We hope that you consider this offer as the true humanitarian offer that is is.

Reilock Coratha

OOC: Actually, I just want to test fire my SUPERGUN with IC rational.

Sorry we have none left.

Others have intercepted them outside our waters and what few we had have been dispached to Warhammer.

No more refugees available.

Klan Chief

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to buy some from somewhere else...