NationStates Jolt Archive

Daily Gazette:

TGB introduced a new program today, and shotrly after, soldiers (in isolation suits) began rounding up all "sick" citizens. TGB officials will not comment on the reason for this, however. There is speculation that the "sick" people will be taken to specially built camps out in the wilderness, and will reside there until they are injected with a strong dose of Pseudoephedrine Hydrochloride.

More on this story when it is available.

Daily Gazette:

As an update to a story that was run previously, The Daily Gazette has found out that as many as 1000 of the "sick" people that have been rounded up, have been injected with Pseudoephedrine Hydrochloride. We have also learned that they have been injected with a compound of NaCl, that has been suspended in water. Some of the 1000 people have resisted the injections, but in the end, their resistance was negated. It has been rumored that another 1000 people will be given the injections tommorow.

More on this story as it develops.

W00T! NPC GENOCIDE!!! YOU ARE SO 1337!!!11

~ Ministry for international mockery, DA

It doesn't have to be genocide. You're just ensuring the peaceful cohesion of the nation's citizens. We have to make sure that our constituents live in a safe environment, so for the good of the many we must eliminate a potentially violent and subversive minority. It's the only way to ensure the survival of our nation -- and without universal law how can we exist?
All things are revealed in the light of the Turkey.
And after all, we don't want psychotic dissidents running around destroying our way of life. In order to maintain a free nation one must eliminate all sources of conflict, though this elimination most often takes the form of the item that is being targeted. The key is to remeber that a dynamic government has the situation under control -- what makes you think that there were any "sick" people to begin with, or that the government didn't set this up as a distraction in the first place? This was doubtlessly for the good of the people. Remember, whatever you do, to say that it's the best - not "for" the best--it IS the best. The rest are all corrupt, even if they do exactly what and how you do it.

The rest are all corrupt, even if they do exactly what and how you do it.

Well, we are doing our best to stamp out this "corruption". Soon TGB will be a utopia, where its citizens can live their lives without getting "sick".

Daily Gazette:

The third round of injections have started for the "sick" people interred at the camps. Many cries of pain can be heard when these injections are given (especially from the children there). Officials estimate that within 5 RL days, the entire camp will have been given the injections. Once that is accomplished, TGB will have erradicated the "sickness" that had plagued some of its citizens.

In other news, large trucks have started arriving in the camps. What they are loading into the trucks, we cannot see, as they park out of the view of the press. When the trucks are loaded with whatever their cargo is, they are covered with tarps, and driven off. It is unknown if this is related to the trucks appearance, but it appears as though there are less people in the camps, than there were yesterday. The Daily Gazette hopes that this is a coincidence.

More on this story as it develops.

Daily Gazette:

Another 1000 people were injected with Pseudoephedrine Hydrochloride, as well as a coumpound of NaCl suspended in water. The large trucks have again shown up at the camps, loaded up (with what, we still do not know for sure), and left again with their tarp covered loads. The Daily Gazette is now positive that there are fewer people in the camps than there were initially, and there is speculation that the missing people are/were in the trucks. A Gazette vehicle tried to follow the trucks, but was promptly turned back.

Seeing as these citizens are slowly being killed for their heinous crimes of illness, the Government of Falastur offers its service to take in any of your citizens who would otherwise be removed to these sites, and relocate them in Falastur. This proceedure would be almost completely free to you, and we offer our services for their transportation from the moment they reach the point you deem to be the loading point.

We hope you give this offer thought....

Seeing as these citizens are slowly being killed for their heinous crimes of illness, the Government of Falastur offers its service to take in any of your citizens who would otherwise be removed to these sites, and relocate them in Falastur. This proceedure would be almost completely free to you, and we offer our services for their transportation from the moment they reach the point you deem to be the loading point.

We hope you give this offer thought....

The Dominon of The Gun Brothers would like to thank the government of Falastur for their offer, but at this time, we would have to turn you offer down. We are intent on irradicating this "illness", so that it does not spread.

Daily Gazette:

More people were injected today. TGB officials estimate that there is less than 3000 people still in camp that have not recieved the injections. The Daily Gazette has also witnessed an escape attempt by one of the people interred at camp. Unfortunately for the escapee, he was quickly captured and brought back, kicking and screaming, into the camp.

TGB officials are irritated by our coverage of the camps, and we don't know if we will be allowed to continue our coverage of the events transpiring here. If we are allowed to remain, we will give another update tomorrow.

"I want to keep updated on this matter."
"M'lord..." The young aide began. "It's not important."
"I know." The Imperator nodded. "Divert one of our smaller satellites. The Allaneans are backing down and it looks like our bloody little war is winding down. We can spare a little bit of survellience." He paused. "What trade do we have with TGB?" The aide looked at his paper for a moment before speaking.
"Not much, sir. We import nothing... we export little. 89% of our exports, some $1.3 million a year is pornography."
"Very good. Keep me informed."

Lorkhan would like to express condolence to the contaminated peoples of your country. It was not too long ago that we had similar problems, however we found through research how to stop the illness and create a vaccine.

If you were to send a small group of the infected to our nation, we would be happy to research them and create a means for a cure. The people will be transported via a HAZMAT team and safe vehicle to one of our secure research installations buried deep within the mountains bordering our region. There will be no fear of the virus spreading, and in the unlikely event of this happening we have a means to stop the virus from getting out.

-Grand Emperor Erik Kain

Lorkhan would like to express condolence to the contaminated peoples of your country. It was not too long ago that we had similar problems, however we found through research how to stop the illness and create a vaccine.

If you were to send a small group of the infected to our nation, we would be happy to research them and create a means for a cure. The people will be transported via a HAZMAT team and safe vehicle to one of our secure research installations buried deep within the mountains bordering our region. There will be no fear of the virus spreading, and in the unlikely event of this happening we have a means to stop the virus from getting out.

-Grand Emperor Erik Kain

We must, at this time, turn down your generous offer. We are currently winning the battle against this "virus" that is afflicting the "contaminated" people. Soon, we will have erased this "sickness" from our nation, where we will hopefully be rid of it forever.

<<OOC: Is it just me, or is no one getting that underlying message here? No one is sick! That's why he puts it in quotation marks. I just thought I should point that out, since subtlety seems to be lost on some people...>>

<<OOC: Is it just me, or is no one getting that underlying message here? No one is sick! That's why he puts it in quotation marks. I just thought I should point that out, since subtlety seems to be lost on some people...>>

OOC: That is one possibility. :D

The sick are really gay?

The sick are really gay?

OOC: Nope. IF they're sick, it's an actual, treatable illness. IF not, then Edolia is right.

OOC: I'm well aware of the sublety, and whether or not they truly are sick or not, Lorkhan had no intentions of curing them. We were going to make them into hidious beasts to spread on our enemies! HOO SAH!

Daily Gazette:

The Daily Gazette was unable to report on the goings on at the "sick" camps yesterday, as we were driven away by TGB military personnel. After filing a lawsuit against the government of TGB for failing to allow us to cover the story, TGB agreed to allow 1 reporter to remain near (but not in) the camp.

The camp is almost deserted now, with less than 1000 people left. There is a rumor that the government has been burying them all in mass graves, but that rumor cannot be confirmed. There is at least one report (that has since been proven false) that people previously interred here have started returning back to civilization.

More on this story when more is available.

OOC: Yes I am.

OOC: Someone actually remembers me? Cool! :D

Daily Gazette:

The last of the people interred at the "sick" camps has been injected with Pseudoephedrine Hydrochloride and the compund of NaCl suspended in water. The camps are now empty, and are in the precess of being dismantled. We estimate (and has been confirmed by officials) that it took $10,000,000 USD to "treat" all the "sick" people in TGB. TGB officials commented that they hope all traces of this "illness" have been erradicated, although they'll be ready to set up more camps to kill off this "infection".

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OOC: Although I could barely read that, you did figure it out. :D

OOC: Although I could barely read that, you did figure it out. :D

Sounds like you fellas got a bad case of the flu!!

XXXX

Actually, it was a nasty cold bug that affected many of the people in the accounting department of our government offices. We needed to erradicate the sickness so that the accounting department could get back to work, because we need to make sure all the government employees could get paid (it's bonus time).