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Recent elections have removed from office Brandon Wasicsko, and introduced Richard McGnomus (AKA, Gnomus McGnomus) into power. The Gnomes, while only a 14th of TROUSRS population, have had a large impact on the people of TROUSRS.

So starts a new era of TROUSRS. With Gnome ideals running the nation, it should be interesting to see how the next chapter unfolds.

The Gnomus Government

Friendly Towards: Fellow Gnomes, Humans, Liberals, Socialists, Militants.

Neutral Towards: Peacekeepers, Extremeists.

Aggressive Towards: Elfs, Orcs, Dwarves, Conservatives.

About Gnomes

Gnomes are very peaceful, loving, compassionate, and liberal to is own kind, people, and friendlys, but have a "1 Strike and you're out" policy towards others. The gnomes are aggressive, violent, and to some, inhumane to their opposition.

Trousinian Gnomes are rapidly joining the Armed Forces, as are the humans of the nation. All militant leaders have been replaced by Gnomey Officials, and have begun intensive Gnome-like military exercises. They have also brought the Flamethrower back into use in the Trousinian Military, a weapon banned under the Wasicsko Regime.

His Gnomesty, Richard McGnomus (AKA Gnomus McGnomus, The Gnome)
TROUSRS
His Gnomesty (https://webease.lifetouch.com/04/WE_Flash/5483004/Web_Flash/CO/00119.jpg)

Note: The previous was a joke, intended for my own pleasure and ammusement.

Yikes.

~ some wit in the INN Solar newsroom

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Gnomes? Elves slightly distasteful I but I can belive, Orcs are an plague upon the universe but yes, but who in the right mind elects gnomes and lets them take over the government afterwards. God help the people of TROUSRS.

King Doran Tor Asha

Hmm... compassionate for humans and militants... but what if my nation is a bunch of human conservative militants? :?

[OOC: Is this a spoof of my elven Vice President?]

"Gnomes?. What a waste. I think they were included in this world by Eru just to fill a place in the feeding chain of some predator. If they're hostile to us, well then. They don't deserve more respect than a cockroach, and they'll be treated as such by any Sindarin if they ever cross paths with us. Anyway, a gnome is small enough to be stomped by any elf"

Everqueen Aelosia, Empress of the Sacred Sindarin Empire of Aelosia
http://img67.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Aelosia/AelosiaAliria.jpg

"Oh, I thought they were cute. It's a shame that they have been manipulated by third parties to be hostile to us. Maybe if we can pull out some strings we should be able to resolve that little obstacle in a peaceful and diplomatic way. After all, the gnomes were never an hostile race before"

Princess Aliria D'Hyru, Heir to the Throne and Imperial Chancellor
http://img67.photobucket.com/albums/v203/Aelosia/AliriaAelosia.jpg

The Gnomus Government

Friendly Towards: Fellow Gnomes, Humans, Liberals, Socialists, Militants.

Neutral Towards: Peacekeepers, Extremeists.

Aggressive Towards: Elfs, Orcs, Dwarves, Conservatives.

So where are Centrists in this? We'd be in between Liberals and Conservatives, so I think we're neutral.

[OOC: Is this a spoof of my elven Vice President?]

[OOC: Nope. I had no idea your VP was an Elf]

[OOC: Oh. It just seemed to be a slight parrallel, magical minority being elected in power, etc.]

[OOC:

Ok, ok. The joke is over now. I just wanted to see what kind of response I would get by introducing Gnomes into the fantasy creatures of NationStates.

]

[OOC: Gnomes aren't introduced. In my RP Sands of Change I - The Nanakan Empire, there is a gnomish nation involved.]

[OOC 2: Sands of Change I - The Nanakan Empire takes place about 2000 years ago.]

[OOC: Gnomes aren't introduced. In my RP Sands of Change I - The Nanakan Empire, there is a gnomish nation involved.]

[OOC 2: Sands of Change I - The Nanakan Empire takes place about 2000 years ago.]

[OOC: Well that shows how much I pay attention then.]

[OOC: Well, click here (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=143652) to view Sands of Change.]

ooc: Intresting...