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15-05-2004, 20:51
Tasty News Center (TNC) - Today, President Roy Williams decided to restart the country's nuclear program in its only Earth colony, Alimenti Saporiti. He said that he wants to demonstrate his power and strike fear into the hearts of millions by developing the most powerful weapons in the modern world.
He also said they would start out with small, tactical ICBMs, and will work their way up to hydrogen bombs.
He expects to have around 5,000 tactical nukes, 500 atom bombs, and 100 hydrogen bombs by the end of the year.
President Williams is also sending 100,000 troops with support vehicles and aircraft to the colony to defend the nuclear development sites.
In other news, a man with 2 chins sues McDonald's, saying they are the cause for his extra chin...
He also said they would start out with small, tactical ICBMs, and will work their way up to hydrogen bombs.
He expects to have around 5,000 tactical nukes, 500 atom bombs, and 100 hydrogen bombs by the end of the year.
President Williams is also sending 100,000 troops with support vehicles and aircraft to the colony to defend the nuclear development sites.
In other news, a man with 2 chins sues McDonald's, saying they are the cause for his extra chin...