Wombat News
14-05-2004, 11:56
Crimmond; Wombat News
The Devil put on an impressive display of satanic rage yesterday after losing out on a proposed New Hell development. Despite believing he had successfully concluded the multi-million pound deal, Satan found himself unexpectedly gazumped thanks to unscrupulous property developers and bent estate agents. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=145275)
"For the love of all that's Holy, how can they get away with shit like this in this day and age?" raged the Lord of the Inferno. Indeed, Satan had an offer accepted on the larger, more versatile New Hell in June, only to find that a higher offer had subsequently been accepted from another emissary of evil. In addition, when he read a copy of the lease, he found that the estate agents had been "creative" in their description of the extent of the property and infernal facilities therein.
"It's just plain wrong. Hell's supposed to be crowded, but it's getting ridiculous. You try finding a decent-sized property with a lake of fire at today's prices," lamented the cloven-hoofed fallen angel. "I've pissed a few grand up the wall in solicitor’s fees and valuations, and now I have to start again from scratch. They're just scum, the lot of them."
The Crimmond-based estate agents dealing with the Horned One's prospective property declined to comment, but offered instead bass-heavy incessant maniacal laughter.
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The Devil put on an impressive display of satanic rage yesterday after losing out on a proposed New Hell development. Despite believing he had successfully concluded the multi-million pound deal, Satan found himself unexpectedly gazumped thanks to unscrupulous property developers and bent estate agents. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=145275)
"For the love of all that's Holy, how can they get away with shit like this in this day and age?" raged the Lord of the Inferno. Indeed, Satan had an offer accepted on the larger, more versatile New Hell in June, only to find that a higher offer had subsequently been accepted from another emissary of evil. In addition, when he read a copy of the lease, he found that the estate agents had been "creative" in their description of the extent of the property and infernal facilities therein.
"It's just plain wrong. Hell's supposed to be crowded, but it's getting ridiculous. You try finding a decent-sized property with a lake of fire at today's prices," lamented the cloven-hoofed fallen angel. "I've pissed a few grand up the wall in solicitor’s fees and valuations, and now I have to start again from scratch. They're just scum, the lot of them."
The Crimmond-based estate agents dealing with the Horned One's prospective property declined to comment, but offered instead bass-heavy incessant maniacal laughter.
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