Terroratopia takes school girls hostage.
Terroratopia Has taken 13.768 school girls hostag (terrorists accidentally shot one's arm off) after George Dubya Bush refuses to follow through on promises.
Dontgonearthere
11-05-2004, 04:23
MTR CTYCLY NIGHTS R RESQ SKOOL GURLZ!!! DGNT R HERO UF WRLD!
To: Terratopia
From: gen. Strickland, CMDR Xeraphian Federation Forces
By order of the King, you will IMMEDIATELY release the hostages or you will suffer the consequence of having your nation destroyed. This is your one and only warning.
ICBM's locked and loaded on coordinates describing all major cities of Terratopia.
The Burnsian Desert
11-05-2004, 04:36
To: Terratopia
From: gen. Strickland, CMDR Xeraphian Federation Forces
By order of the King, you will IMMEDIATELY release the hostages or you will suffer the consequence of having your nation destroyed. This is your one and only warning.
ICBM's locked and loaded on coordinates describing all major cities of Terratopia.
And that, Terroratopia my friend, is what you get for being a bad RP-er and sadistic freak.
To: Terratopia
From: gen. Strickland, CMDR Xeraphian Federation Forces
By order of the King, you will IMMEDIATELY release the hostages or you will suffer the consequence of having your nation destroyed. This is your one and only warning.
ICBM's locked and loaded on coordinates describing all major cities of Terratopia.
And that, Terroratopia my friend, is what you get for being a bad RP-er and sadistic freak.
Well said, your Highness.....
OOC: WTF did that first guy say
I have taken hostages to make sure Bush At least attempts to fix his total incompatence in iraq.
And by Order of the Phycotic dictaror i am i will fire Trojan Missles at any who oppose my desicion and release my hordes of AK-47 armed Shite Militants.
Celdrone
11-05-2004, 04:54
And if you do I will teleport 10,000 Striker class misiles directly over your capital.
OOC: That is twice the destructive power of the bomb dropped on Nagasaki.
OOC: WTF did that first guy say
I have taken hostages to make sure Bush At least attempts to fix his total incompatence in iraq.
And by Order of the Phycotic dictaror i am i will fire Trojan Missles at any who oppose my desicion and release my hordes of AK-47 armed Shite Militants.
<OOC> Uh, excuse me here....your'e one friggin' day old and you have Trojan missiles and hordes of soldiers? Look, I like a good fight as well as the next guy, but you run the risk of being IGNORED due to age. I would suggest waiting until your'e about 2 months old (RL) before you attempt something like this.
Crimmond
11-05-2004, 05:15
Terroratopia Has taken 13.768 school girls hostag (terrorists accidentally shot one's arm off).OOC: *is reminded of the Andy Griffith Show*
"The ratio says that there is one and a half boys for every girl."
"I never met a half a boy."
"It's just a ratio."
"Poor Horatio.."
Celdrone
11-05-2004, 05:20
OOC: By the way whats a "hostag"?
Macisikan
11-05-2004, 06:45
OOC: Type of German sausage. Very nice with BBQ sauce and mashed potato.
OOC: It's likely another word for "wang," according to UrbanDictionary.com, where everything is another word for wang.