Cyanide Lovers
10-05-2004, 05:10
It has come to our attention that various individuals have been bad-mouthing our sole export, potassium cyanide. In our view, the adverse health effects of cyanide consumption have been greatly overstated in the popular press, and we are very concerned by the overregulation of our product in a variety of nations. We respectfully remind foreign governments that if they wish to export their products to our nation, they must open up their markets to our sole export and not unduly interfere with an individual's choice to consume whatever substances they choose.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Grand Poobah, Cyanide Lovers
Thank you for your cooperation.
Grand Poobah, Cyanide Lovers