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Colodian President Joseph Kevlin would like to know what other nation's "big red button" in their capitol building would do.


Ours will cause that nuclear satellite we accidently placed in orbit to explode on the spot. Causing disruption for satellite TV

Oh...and nuclear radiation would befall on the atmosphere

Our big red button, in the Prime Minister's office... raises and lowers his chair. Our big blue button, on the Kaiserin's throne, sets up a spontaneous show of appreciation in the classical style.

The big green button on the First Marshal's desk launches a small nuclear weapon at a randomly selected prison in the empire.

Our big red button mobilizes our entire army. All sections are activated. Pretty much turns our nation into the most inhospitable place on NSEarth. Well, except for MagicCrater of course. :lol:

The little red button causes a n00b nation to vaporize in a puff of n00by smoke.

Our big red button summons pizza and dancing girls.

Turns the HD on and off. That's be why it is labeled "Power."

Turns the HD on and off. That's be why it is labeled "Power."

:D

Penguenia's big red button does special stuff... hell we don't even know what it does...

Our "Big Red Button", when pressed, begins the process of the arming and detonation of the E-Bomb. 42 minutes later the E-Bomb detonates, and the entire universe suffers a Massive Existance Failure.

Which universe? There are millions stacked upon one another in this little piece of insanity we call home.

Opens the garage door.

Well, apparently it sprays Camp Restricted with hundreds of cream pies.

Get's an aide to bring in more coffee. It's a very useful big red button.

We think it does something along the lines of spreading death, mayhem, destruction, and other assorted varities of woe and suffering. But we're not sure. No one's given us a reason to use it yet. And don't even ask about that lever that has the "do not pull" sign on it.....

My button isn't all that big. I'm not sure what it does. It's not even really red, it's more of a faded brownish orange.

But it seems like they're good to have... and here I've been allowing, a red button gap!

My button isn't all that big. I'm not sure what it does. It's not even really red, it's more of a faded brownish orange.

But it seems like they're good to have... and here I've been allowing, a red button gap!

Our big red buton was here when we got here, so we ain't gonna touch it till we've got a deathwish. It's just better that way.

We don't have a big red button... :(

Sadly amanase atma cannot afford a big red button

we did get a small kind of moldy looking button, that just has 2 red and blue wires hanging out. One day, god willing, we will attach it to something, and there will be much rejoycing.

Our big red button triggers a trio of .50 caliber machine guns to cut to pieces anyone stupid enough to press it. It's very useful for getting rid of annoying advisors. :wink:

The big red button of holien Changes everyone's tv to the Hug Hug show. WE SHOULD ALL BE FREINDS :P

Our big red button causes an trap door to open under the person who pushed it, dropping them into an forget-me-not. I won't say what the pullrope or the silver bell does.

My big red button releases the Conservative Destrucz0r 8000, a giant Republican-pwning robot that kills anyone who utters the phrase "Well, tradition dictates..." or "The private sector would be much more efficient..."

Then it pops a big boxing glove out of George W.'s desk. The blue, green, yellow, and orange buttons do the same.

On the next panel, marked "Dick Cheney"...

Each new Kzagblechian President reprograms the Big Colored Button Panel to his own whims. President Snapcase's big red button triggers the city's air raid sirens to play one of nearly two thousand stored sound effects. He presses it on special occasions, or when he gets bored.

Unfortunately, it's currently suffering some minor problems with the volume con *quack!* ....trol.

OOC Edit: You mean the second-previous poster, don't you, Ascensia? ;)
OOC Edit 2: Self, learn to spell.

OOC: I'd really love to say my button when pressed gets the previous poster (Mentho) slapped and shamed for being a loud, unhappy person, and for wanting to spread that unhappiness to others.

President Oliver reads the message that has just come across his desk.
"Big red button? I have a big red button? Why was I not told."
He looks around and notices a newly installed big red button on his desk. "Well, well, so I do. Hmmm I wonder..."
He pushes the button.
A large, missshappen man who looks half dead steps into the presidential office and says in a deep sonorous voice "You rang?"

My big red button DEATs rulebreaking nations! 8)
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~Master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

Our big rd button raises the general alarm just in case a nuke is heading towards us :shock:

We are not sure what our red button does! We believe it erases history though... But we don't know because we have never used it!

Get's an aide to bring in more coffee. It's a very useful big red button.

Dude, I'm stealing your button.

My big red button DEATs rulebreaking nations! 8)
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~Master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

Now THAT'S a superpower!

The big red button of holien Changes everyone's tv to the Hug Hug show. WE SHOULD ALL BE FREINDS :P

This brings us rather nicely to the Prime Minister's big black button...

*the realm of Holien explodes in a massive fireball. In the morning, only the buildings remain*

*Cartwright turns his TV back to the local bloodsport channel*

My big red button arms the nation's nuclear missiles. After I or one of the three nuclear caretakers inputs a string of command codes and selects a series of coordinates, the missiles are launched and airburst over the selected cities and military installations. The surrounding continent is then reduced to softly glowing nuclear waste.

/that's what the salesman told us, anyway

The big red button activates all SecForce and military personnel to high alert and ready for immediate combat.

Our big red button doesn't do anything, we also have a number of big machines which have lights on them (some of the lights even blink!) and sometimes the machines even makes funny noises such as Blip! and Bong!

They serve no purpose, but they look like they're important and make it look like some work is actually being done.

Depends which big red button is it in the Capitol Building; the one in the President's Office serves up a glass of cool refreshing mineral water, the one in the Legislative Assembly Hall denotes a Issue has been dismissed, the one in the power substation turns on every single electronic device in the building, short-circuiting the entire city's power grid in the process. The one in the garden shed turns on irrigation sprinklers and the one by the gate rings the doorbell.

The big red button on the Governor's desk would probably summon an aide who would then summon the Defence Minister, probably for a stern talking to.

Audioslavia is actually built on a giant red button. It is thought that once the population reaches 3 billion, the resulting weight would be enough to push the button down and wreak havoc on Kingston :twisted:

What? Kingston became an ex-nation in March 2003? CURSES :/

Pressing the Brotherhood's Big Red Button (TM) launches Tiberium-based missiles to all nations not marked as an ally. This saves us the time to have to find out who is nuking us.

The Small Red Button (TM) does the same, but launches missiles with a nuclear payload.

The big red button in Cyro causes scantily clad belly dancers to enter the Chnacellor's office and give him a private performance.

The button next to it orders him tea and biscuits.

The only other big red button is the one that they press to send off the fireworks at New Year's.

A little-known side-effect of any attempt to use any so-called "big red button" or button of similar ilk (if not hue) is the immediate appearance of a Wombat News reporter to report on whatever idiocy you are currently engaged in.

And just before you all start pressing them buttons in vain attempts to attract and trap (Roania, we're still watching you!) any of our diligent reporters and reporteresses, may we point you at our Background (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=133843&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0) for an explanation of why we'll ignore you if you try.

LoL,

WN

p.s. Our big red button sends a series of subliminal messages across all known media and communications frequencies, the net effect of which is to make national leaders burst into hysterical laughter before punching themselves in the head until they fall unconscious. Trust us - we really, really want to use it!!!

Our big red button opens the underground vaults of an evil law firm within our empire. From the vault comes several hell-gods, their queen is called Illyria and has pledged allegiance to oour nation of Demonlion which was once her childhood home.

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Causes pandemonium,as our Elite Army of Mimes is unleasehed upon the world.Chaos shall insue.

As far as the Official Scholars of the Realm (OSR) can determine, the big red button is, officially, a basic, run-of-the-mill self-destruct button that implodes the Capital Temple fifteen minutes after activation. However, an unofficial, highly questionable, confidential file offers an alternative theory: the big red button is actually... *CRACK* *SMASH* *THUD*

...

Regarding all previous statements concerning the big red button:
We have and have never had any files containing information hypothesizing, theorizing, or proving that the big red button is anything other than a simple self-destruct activation button.

- Department Investigating the Concealment of Sketchy Affairs (DICSA)

We apologize for any inconvenient blood splatter.

- DICSA

I fear Wombat's button being used.

We don't have a big red button. It is medium sized, and more of a maroon color. :P

my big red button when pressed sprays nuclear waste into the homes of the few lucky people who own them. then the hobos move in and i push the button with a happy face and that sprays out food with anthrax on it yay this only happens when i am bored

Ours teleports whoever pressess it one hundred and thirty four point five miles straight up, or down.

my big red button....



uhhh.......

come to think of it .... i lost it

if anyone sees a lonely big red button, its mine

mine calls a really fat guy to sit on someone

and well... lets leave it at that

My big red button showers Liberals and Socialists with Conservative Knowledge and Capitalistic Ideas. After so it enables a "flower gun" defense system to protect the capital building from those hippies. We don't have much to worry about because our liberals don't believe in guns :twisted:

Our big red button is somewhere in the presidents house, on some desk probably, and we aren't sure what it actually does, considering it is powered by the Improbabilaty Drive.

Run for your lives, or sanity (which do you want more?)

Scientists are still attempting to discern the actual functions and capablities of Crossman's "Big Red Button". What does it do? God only knows... and the guy that put it in but he had an....... accident... yeah, an accident, *cocks pistol* you know nothing.

-Emperor Crossman

The big red button in Cyro causes scantily clad belly dancers to enter the Chnacellor's office and give him a private performance.

The button next to it orders him tea and biscuits.

The only other big red button is the one that they press to send off the fireworks at New Year's.

The King of Vrak needs to borrow that button.

The big red button in Cyro causes scantily clad belly dancers to enter the Chnacellor's office and give him a private performance.

The button next to it orders him tea and biscuits.

The only other big red button is the one that they press to send off the fireworks at New Year's.

The King of Vrak needs to borrow that button.

I'll second that!

Colodian President Joseph Kevlin would like to know what other nation's "big red button" in their capitol building would do.


Ours will cause that nuclear satellite we accidently placed in orbit to explode on the spot. Causing disruption for satellite TV

Oh...and nuclear radiation would befall on the atmosphereMine turns the TV off.

-Xin Samsa,
"man on the street"

Our capital building is a transformer. The red button transforms it. It is call Gallitron 8)

The Big Red Button in President Derek Igomo's bunker beneath City, so far as he knows, functions on a principle connecting the United African Republic's Nodong-1 missiles with Salisbury, Port Imperial, and other such bastions of Igomo's ever-lasting irritation.

In truth, long-suffering Secretary Miyanda had it disconnected months ago and used the wire to fix that little light in his car's boot. He probably didn't do a good job of it. Igomo's only pushed the button three or four times this week, anyway, and some may suspect he lacks the attention span to find out why nothing's on fire.

Our Big Red Button unleashes one of the 9 plagues upon a nation whose religious participation is under 20%... However, that button is dusty and shoved in a closet with old shoe boxes filled with paperwork showing embezzlement from high officers...

Our Yellow Button, however, is very actively used! It delivers one of 17 prewritten surrender messages to Roania when they occupy us... We've used it twice now... :?

MY big red button makes a million organism army of nuclear intensified yapping tibetian terriers spread across the country, annoying all to their death.

"My red button automatically sets up a wireless network from my PDA to my PC, laptop, pager, cell phone, GPS, TV, DVD player, CD player, radio, clock, treadmill, AC, refrigerator, microwave, and ceiling fan. Seriously, if you don't have one of these things, you need to get one."

- Michael MacFarlane, Speaker of the Assembly

Our big red button flushes the toliet.

Ours causes a solar probe to launch, destabilizing the sun and causing it to explode, destroying the entire inner solar system and throwing the outer planets into the depths of space.

Don't f*ck with us. We're crazy enough to use the damn thing and we don't even use FTL.

Angvine's 'Big Burgundy Button™' activates the Lord Lieutenant's foot massager.

It is a most heavily used button.

President Oliver looks over the explanations of other Big Red Buttons. "Why doesn't my button do something useful like that Chnacellor of Dyelli Beybi's?"

my desk doesnt have a big red button... :?

The Big Red Button in the Valerian Imperial Estate summons forth a fit, impressive Swedish woman who also happens to be an expert masseuse.

My big red button has some other sinister main purpose, but the ulterior purposes make this hard to identify. I have pressed this button myself, but all I know is that it releases Endorphins and chemicals that induce amnesia. It feels good afterward, but I don't remember what it does.

The Big Red Button on His Imperial Majesty Emperor Royce I's desk fires every single Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical Weapon in our formidable arsenal at a selection of prearranged targets, most notably New Lusaka City, the capital city of anyone else who has displeased His Majesty, and finally, makes a very satisfying Klaxon noise.

The Big Green Button summons for two attractive young bisexual girls, a tub of baby oil, and a cardboard box of uncertain contents, all of which seem to be vibrating.

The Big Blue Button causes the Drinks Cabinet to rotate out of the wall, and the jazz music to come on.

No-one knows what the Big Black Button does. However, it is rumoured that *This rumour has been deleted by the Imperial Security Bureau, in the interests of speculation and distracting people from the truth.*

Governor-General Phili J. Fry's button does much the same things as His Majesty's, whilst Commander Sword's Big Red Button readies his escape capsule, at least according to the only person who's seen its effects and not mysteriously vanished afterwards...

There is no 'big red button.' Any rumors to the contrary are bald-faced lies cooked up by terrorists, anarchists and pedaphiles. You have nothing to fear. Our unmatched nuclear arsenal is a miracle of the free market and safeguards you the people of our great free land from foreign agression just as the Enforcer Corps keeps subversive elements at bay, rooting out the very terrorists, anarchists and pedaphiles that spread vicious rumors of 'a big red button.' God Bless McCountry. Now get back to work.

-Internal HR Dept. Release

The Presidential Office has a control pannel discreetly hidden under the desk. It only has one button (small and mauve, if you must know), which activates the Random Advisor Trebuchet (r), which will launch one randomly selected unsuspecting member of the civil service out of their office, past the Presidential Window and into the Presidential Duck Pond.

There is also a red button located in a secret observation galley next to the Press Breifing Room, which delivers a small electric shock to the President whenever he says something wildly inappropriate live on national TV.

Ours is actually a little red button. There's a sign outside the Prime Secretary's office, above the door, which says "NEXT PLEASE". When the red button is pressed, it lights up.

There's also a big yellow button. That's used to light up Progress Tower, in the capital city, so people in the streets (and hopefully tourists) will go "Ooooh...!"

And just before you all start pressing them buttons in vain attempts to attract and trap (Roania, we're still watching you!) any of our diligent reporters and reporteresses

Word of advice... don't look inside the credenza in your Aguan office. Life will be happier for all that way...

*Cartwright's hand reaches for the Big, Orange, Button...*

My big red button fires a torrent of Nuclear Missiles to these locations

1. Raysia
2. Lapse
3. Colodia
4. The Atheists Realty
5. Demonic Gophers
6. [violet] :shock:

Hey! *glares at Mutant Dogs*

My Big Red Button activates an assortment of transmitters and loudspeakers, enabling me to give orders to my entire population...
Such as, for example, "Mutant Dogs has been added to the "Destroy" list. Priority level one. All qualified citizens are to begin the invasion immediately."
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Zeek, Supreme Leader of the Demonic Gopher Army.

Ours causes a solar probe to launch, destabilizing the sun and causing it to explode, destroying the entire inner solar system and throwing the outer planets into the depths of space.

Don't f*ck with us. We're crazy enough to use the damn thing and we don't even use FTL.

You SO stole that from Metropolis!

Another Red Star ale house, Porthmadog, The People's Commonwealth of Beth Gellert

"'YOUR' Big Red Button? Dude... you can't like... own a Big Red Button... unless you're Mother Nature..."

"...Dude, dude, Mother Nature doesn't make Big Red Buttons."

"No?"

"No, she makes like... green ones, and shit, I dunno."

"Hey, Glyn, do we have a Big Red Button?"

"What'd you say about my..."

"Big Red Button, Glyn, have we got one?"

"...Oh. I don't know."

"All right, that's it, I'm taking this all the way to the Final Senate."

"Cool... see you there in eight to ten months, eh?"


Star wipe

Commonwealth Final Senate, Portmeirion, PCBG

"Resolution Have we got a Big Red Button and if so what does it do? will now be opened to the floor. Comrade for Porthmadog, the Commonwealth Chief Consul recognises your frantic gesticulation."

"Yeah, uh, thank you, comrade Chivo. Uhm, the people of Porthmadog and its Regional Senate would like to know... has Beth Gellert got a Big Red Button?"

"Comrade Professional Civil Servant Graeme Igo, the Commonwealth recognises you."

"Bloody should, by now. Yes, I can confirm that we have got a Big Red Button, certainly. It was used in a one-off event to turn on the lights at The Village and to inflate the giant communist over The Island upon unification with Victoria and Salvador. Since then its proper role has remained unasigned, and I should like to table a motion for debate regarding its future role to herewith take-over today's Final Senate agenda."

"Motion tabled!"

"New Dresden is for!"

"The Comrade for Porthmadog feels that he has not had sufficient consultation with his regional comrades that he might properly represent their opinions on this newly expanded matter, and requests a rider be added wherein... we put the whole thing off for four months."

"Motion to add Porthmadog's rider-motion for delay of today's motion until September to the motion for debate regarding changing today's agenda..."

The big red button, for me, makes a nice clicking noise when you push it. :wink:

our big red button is underneth a small transparent hatch and it calls in an AN-225 to make a flyby past the capital building.

Our nation was founded by a group of utterly bonkers Lainies, so we've got plenty of Big Red Buttons. The highlights include:

Big Red Button #4 - Makes the livestock run around in circles.
Big Red Button #10 - Orders pizza for the Deus Ex Machina.
Big Red Button #21 - Activates a bullhorn that tells everyone the fundamentalist coup failed.
Big Red Button #22 - Makes a clown pop out of existence.
And of course, Big Red Button #38 - Fires a tactical strike upon [This information is not available at your security clearance.]

My big red button fires a torrent of Nuclear Missiles to these locations

1. Raysia
2. Lapse
3. Colodia
4. The Atheists Realty
5. Demonic Gophers
6. [violet] :shock:

*shines our big, red button*

my nations big red button turns the lights on/off :lol:

Ours causes a solar probe to launch, destabilizing the sun and causing it to explode, destroying the entire inner solar system and throwing the outer planets into the depths of space.

Don't f*ck with us. We're crazy enough to use the damn thing and we don't even use FTL.

You SO stole that from Metropolis!What the hell is Metropolis? You saying I wear red and blue tights?!

I thought up all my ideas about warfare and tactics on my own, thank you very much. Remember that. Or next time I'll get offended. And when I'm offended, I blow sh*t up.

My red button does four things simultaneously

1) sends the email addresses of all my known enemies to known and unknown spam generators.

2) sends their physical addresses to readers digest.

3) Causes their real world players to experience an out of body epiphany

4) makes the wheel on the toy steam engine on the Kings desk go round and round.

Our big red button opens up the desk and display's many more big red buttons.

Our big red button opens up the desk and display's man more big red buttons.What does it display to women?

You SO stole that from Metropolis!What the hell is Metropolis? You saying I wear red and blue tights?!

I thought up all my ideas about warfare and tactics on my own, thank you very much. Remember that. Or next time I'll get offended. And when I'm offended, I blow sh*t up.

Crimmond, stop threatening my property. If anyone gets to blow up TOC, it's the Imperial Garrison we have there.

Bah. Crimmond will threaten anyone it feels like. We just won't attack. :P

Bah. Crimmond will threaten anyone it feels like. We just won't attack. :P

Ah. Carry on, then. The more frightened they get, the more legions and fleets I can base there.

We lack a red button because our current chairman feels that red disagrees with the style of her office.

However, the "red" button (its actually more of a mauroon) is located with High Judicature Mikial Zakrufs. It activated a full mobilization of all millitary forces, a nation wide lock down, the activation of sentry guns, and the preperation of 1/4 our current nuclear arsenal.

My Big Red Button™ activates loudspeakers and hidden megaphones all over the region that annouce, very loudely, "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME! HAHAHAHA." Used only when our nation has been conquered or stolen. Sends an apporpriate message to the enemy. :)

I'm not sure if I have such a button. I will have to investigate...
6. [violet] :shock:I once led a war against [violet], but it fizzled when [violet] didn't fight back. :o ([violet] started a satirical poll about whether or not [violet] should be fired. I said yes and decided to (RP) help carry out the motion.)

Callisdrun's big red button turns on the stereo in the Prime Minister's office. Quite frequently used, fairly harmless button. It's really a pleasant button, if you ask me.

No, it's the little black button in basement level 6 of the Capitol building that anyone who knows about it worries about. It activates an underground manufacturing facility for several horrible weapons of mass destruction beneath Mt. Agaden, overlooking the Plains of Sorrow.

Our big red button opens up the desk and display's man more big red buttons.What does it display to women?

The kitchen :D

Actually I missed the y on the end

Her Most Serene Majesty looks for the Big Red Button on her old & much-scarred desk. "It's not shabby, it's antique. Celtenacht's sovreigns have been ruling- quite benevolently, I might add, from behind this desk for many peacefull years."
She finally finds it, decorated with paper flowers & bows made by the nation's second-graders. After looking at it for a long time, she shouts, "Hey, Avidora, come in here!"
The aide enters the office & curtseys. "Your Majesty, if you would get the call button fixed..."
Her Majesty gestures dismissively. "Maybe later," she says. "Say, what is this red button for?" She frowns. "I know, of course, but it's just slipped my mind, what with all the matters I have to see to...
The aide nods patiently. "That sends more funds to the Liberal Politics education fund. It teaches our youth that greedy, heartless conservatism is bad, & uses tax cuts aimed only at the wealthy, threatening other nations without warrant, & three-hour expense account lunches are a threat to the peace of our nation & happiness of our citizens. It also raises teacher pay."
Her Majesty nods thoughtfully. "I haven't used this in a while, have I?"
"No, Your Grace."
Her Majesty pushes the button, smiles broadly, & asks, "Will there be chocolate biscuits for tea?"

Catholic Europe's big red button is only useable by the Pope and it's a direct line to God. :D :lol:

Sorta off-topic: Relating to Siri's "big red button action": http://www.wftv.com/news/3326974/detail.html (I think they jacked the idea from her)

Sorta on-topic: Western Asia has no "big red button"...it was eliminated along with a numer of other big buttons, dials, switches, and slide controllers in favor of a "big gray touchscreen" that lets the President control his wall-sized TV/Computer/VidScreen, talk to his secretaries, make phone calls, send emails, and initiate emergency contingents. "We've moved beyond the analog button technology...this is the digital age!"

Once pressed, my big red button makes a clicking sound and then states that the Imperial Red Army has been mobilised and a state of emergency has been declared. However, none of the events it mentions actually happen, as to get it to do all that would take too much time and effort. :(

The Foxxinnian 'Big Red Button' instantly destroys Foxxinnia City.

Well, there's several red buttons around here. I think I've got a guide to them somewhere...

*shuffles through papers*

Let's see. The red button in Military HQ mobilizes six portal squads and Romduran, who is worth an additional three portal squads all by himself. It also mobilizes a detachment of heavy infantry, which the portal squads and Romduran can send anywhere within 2000 miles in fifteen minutes.

The red button in the Archmage's headquarters (you know... the one labeled "Doomsday Device"...) activates the entire defense grid of the Mages' Guild. Not exactly a doomsday device, but the defense grid is pretty destructive.

The red button in the Diplomatic Headquarters calls in every special-situation ambassador we have, including the dragons Romduran, Armaka'karema, and Kemandorel.

The red button just inside the foot-thick blast doors of the bunker underneath Greenscale Harbor... Hrmm. Says here that it activates the cream pie trap. Well, I always knew those Greenscales were a bit strange.

A previous administration from our peace-loving-and-vindictive-about-it Tree Hugger Party changed the red button so it kills only the one who presses it. They promptly forgot about it, and the knowledge has not been passed down to succeeding Prime Ministers.

You know the doomsday device the Russkies had in Dr. Strangelove? Yeah, we stole it. If we ever see a cowboy dropping out of the sky riding a nuclear bomb, we'll be sure to press it.

Moontian's big red button was removed recently, in favour of a neural link to the Emperor. The button was never used, but is now known to start an evacuation order for the entire Moontian population living on Earth, to be relocated to the Wolf 359 system.