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A familiar face..........

Klonor
08-05-2004, 21:55
Pain. Darkness. Lack of alcohol. Damn, this was one hell of a crappy wake up. Seriously, any of the three alone makes for a sucky day, but all three together just really sucks.

"Hello? Where the hell is my doctor? Newsflash: I'm in pain here!"

The lack of answer is worse than no answer

"Jesus Christ, do I have to fire everyone in this entire building? And what the hell is that smell?"

The last would be the smell of rotting flesh permeating the air. At least, the small amount of air he had access to.

"Oh, that is it. You're all fired!"

Then begins the coughing. Huge, racking coughs that shake his entire body. That's what happens when you suddenly swallow a few pounds of dirt (complete with the insects living in it)

"Oh, shit. Am I underground? What the hell did I do last night? Okay, that's it. No more collostomizers."

He begins to dig, slowly shifting the dirt and mud off to the side as he steadily progresses upward. Finally, he breaks the surface.

"Finally. Where the hell am I?"

The surounding area was unknown to him, a few houses here and there and a church off to the side. The large Star of George on top was not a good sign. The numerous tombstones all around him was an even worse sign.

"Was I buried? Wait, am I naked? Damn, I need a collostomizer (I guess he forgot the oath he made a bare few minutes ago)"

He stumbles around, heading in the vague direction of the Church trying not to trip over to many tombstones. He finally reaches the Church, banging on the door and screaming for it to be opened. Finally, the priest arrives.

"Can I help you?"

"Your damn well right you can. I need a drink, badly."

"I'm sorry, but our bar is only open from 3 to 5."

"Are you telling me no? Do you have any idea who the hell I am?"

"Yes, you're some dirty hobo who apparently can't tell time."

"Why you insolent little worm! I am the Grand Duke Solomon Klonor, ruler of the Klonor Empire, and you will show me some respect!"
Klonor
09-05-2004, 03:55
OOC: What, nothing? My last thread got a dozen posts in like 5 minutes, and that was all OOC stuff. Nobody has anything to say?
The WIck
09-05-2004, 04:11
Theres a bar at that church, man he must be in heaven even if its open only from 3 to 5
Clonetopia
09-05-2004, 04:11
OOC: @Klonor Very amusing. I'm afraid I don't know your nation well enough for an IC post.
Roania
09-05-2004, 04:13
OOC: I guess you would object. Damn.
Klonor
09-05-2004, 04:16
Theres a bar at that church, man he must be in heaven even if its open only from 3 to 5
We're in Klonor, if you aren't an alcoholic then you must be on crack. Literally.
Klonor
09-05-2004, 15:22
I been BUMPING this thing for days
Jeruselem
09-05-2004, 15:46
LOL, he's back?
Ermor
09-05-2004, 15:54
LOL, he's back?

(OOC: Yes, AGAIN. Klonor just can't let him die, apparently. And you posted this thread yesterday Klonor, so I wouldn't say you've been bumping it for days.)
Klonor
09-05-2004, 16:10
OOC: Yesterday and today. That makes two. That's more than one. Ha!

Besides, the Duke is immortal. Literally. He can't die. At least, he can't stay dead. No matter what happens, he will come back. The only question is after how long of an interval and under what conditions.
Tasty Foods
09-05-2004, 16:14
OOC: Nice post. I enjoyed reading it.

As someone else said, I don't know your nation well enough ICly so I don't really have anything else to say.
Klonor
09-05-2004, 16:16
OOC: Yay, I had a nice post! w00t!
Ermor
09-05-2004, 16:31
Besides, the Duke is immortal. Literally. He can't die. At least, he can't stay dead. No matter what happens, he will come back.

(OOC: I bet you just made that up.)
Tasty Foods
09-05-2004, 16:34
Besides, the Duke is immortal. Literally. He can't die. At least, he can't stay dead. No matter what happens, he will come back.

(OOC: I bet you just made that up.)

OOC:

Why can't you just get off his back?

I don't know what's happened between the two of you but take it easy.
Klonor
09-05-2004, 16:36
Okay, you want me to link you to the thread?

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1867245#1867245

That is the thread (and the specific post) where he gaines his immortality. Happy now?
Raem
09-05-2004, 17:15
A thin line of brilliant light splits the night air, casting a bloody sheen on the black-armored figure kneeling before the light. Its gauntleted hand moves to quickly finish the initiation procedure of the webway portal.

The line seems to twist, becoming vaguely oval, and pulsing softly with the swirling colors beyond. The light frames a series of similarly armored figures as they move out of the Web, re-entering the material universe. They spread out, moving almost silently, taking up sentry posts in the dimness.

Emerging from the Web behind them, several teams of shadow-dappled Mandrakes coalesce in the pale light of the portal. The armored figure manning the portal hisses softly at them, instructing them to find their target swiftly and return to rejoin the fleet.

Several more seconds of attention see the portal closed, and the night returned to stillness broken only by the searching devils.

((Hello Klonor.))
GHI
09-05-2004, 17:26
Man, that Duke needs to go to AA meetings. Just isn't natural to drink that much. He's drinking more alcohol than Jimi Hendrix.