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Now i know alot of nations dont like me selling drugs because i am the former nation Dumb and Dumberer.But some nations buy my drugs.so i am starting to sell them again. the prices are the following a brick(pound) of weed is $125, kilo of coke is $130,kilo of crack is $130, and speed is a pound for $145. :lol: :D :o 8) . I DONT want to go to war over this as you can see i am NOT that powerful.TG me for private orders. :D Remember now there is a sale buy 300 pounds of anything and get 500 pounds free.

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

bump gosh businuss is slow :cry:

We are looking for planting stock. If you could acquire seeds, clones, or plants we would be interested. However we do not use money for trade. TG me if you can help and we will discuss options.

bump

Sorry Rubba. Looks like no one wants to buy illegal drugs.

Sorry Rubba. Looks like no one wants to buy illegal drugs.

Sorry Rubba. Looks like no one wants to buy illegal drugs.

Sorry Rubba. Looks like no one wants to buy illegal drugs.so some people do maybe not you

i will buy them!

i will buy them!What do you want?

BUMP

This is illegal what you are doing and my nation is not afraid to step in and obliterate your tiney nation if this does not stop.

This is illegal what you are doing and my nation is not afraid to step in and obliterate your tiney nation if this does not stop.didnt you read I dont want to go to war over this.and whatsthe problem with it

New Gumboygle would like to purchase 100 lbs of medical-grade marijuana for medical purposes. (Total cost, $2,500) Do you also have industrial hemp?

Duhh it's illegal substances trafficaing and is supporting drug lords. This stuff destabilizes country's. All I want you to do is to stop traficing.

Duhh it's illegal substances trafficaing and is supporting drug lords. This stuff destabilizes country's. All I want you to do is to stop traficing.wrongo i do not support the drug lords for i am the drug lord.and weed doesnt destabilizes the country.what is the matter with selling drugs is it hurting you its not going into your country so it cant and wont hurt your people. :lol:

OOC:
Try better grammar. No offence.

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Try better grammar. No offence.lol thanks

BUMP

ill buy 100 bricks of weed and drugs are the best.

ill buy 100 bricks of weed and drugs are the best.that what i try to tell everyone

SI, a free nation, will support this nation in its sovienry and right to free trade. I hope military support is unneccesary, but the would is not built on hope. TG me if you need help. I don't want any drugs, but my citizens might.

Our nation is considering purchasing a large amount of every drug you have. We plan to stockpile it in a guarded facility. If druglords ever surface, we will immediately lowball all drugs on the consumer market at a price which makes drug dealing a moot point (profits too low). This will deter gang warfare over drugs. Of course, we have to get the idea past President Herschel, and he still hasn't gotten over the whole "selling Aspirin without a perscription idea", so it may take awhile.

Our nation is considering purchasing a large amount of every drug you have. We plan to stockpile it in a guarded facility. If druglords ever surface, we will immediately lowball all drugs on the consumer market at a price which makes drug dealing a moot point (profits too low). This will deter gang warfare over drugs. Of course, we have to get the idea past President Herschel, and he still hasn't gotten over the whole "selling Aspirin without a perscription idea", so it may take awhile.ok what do you want from me? :lol:

BUMP

my citizens want/need drugs. where do we sign up?

What are you signing up for? :?

If you can harvest opium, we need it.

If you can harvest opium, we need it.i can, how much do you need?

do you have any more advanced stimulants? I'm looking for something that will give exhaused people a huge burst of energy, and preferably dull their sense of pain. It should be fast-acting, and in pill form.

Also- do you have any ecstacy? More importantly, do you have anything ecstacy-ish in liquid (or better yet, aerosol) form?

Drugs aren't illegal in all countries. Here in Praetonia, for example, they are completely legal. This means:

1) Fewer people die from drugs because the quality of the batch is properly regulated.

2) People who use drugs are given help to get off them.

3) Fewer people are mugged / have things stolen because drugs are not unreasonably priced, and people who run out of money using them are given immediate help.

4) All the profit goes to legitamate companies, not organised crime.

bump gosh businuss is slow :cry:

Maybe it's because of all the countries (such as Callisdrun) that grow their own cannabis much cheaper than you're selling it for. :D

My people want to aquire Hemp for it's one of the most useful plants in the world.

My shamans want some strains of non-genetically engineered Haze plants for leisure purposes too and DMT-grass or something of the like for vision-quests.

They do not naturally grow in Belgium, but my druids are willing to go trough great lengths to cultivate them.

So seeds or yearling plants are all I need. We do not traffic or engage in any other business like deals... maybe we could trade some of our fine native plants in return?

Greetings!

Heh. Look at my nation - http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=hashishka

Want drugs?
That's the place to get them.

RubbaBanClan, you truly are pathetic. I hope you overdose on speed you sick freak.

Anyone who further replies to this board requesting illegal drugs I shall blockade with my navy and bomb with my airforce. Further I shall be preparing some all time favourite weapons.

Ready the THC Aerosol bombs....

If this fiasco does not end now I will be bombing ALL OF THE NATIONS WHO REQUESTED ILLEGAL DRUGS.

What the hell is wrong with all of you.Did i not say that i didnt want to go to war over this my prices are those in real life.If anyone wants me to drop my prices then i will!

May Eris bless your feeble attempts to police the world with prepubiscent Ideas of morality. They will only lead to your down down fall.

On that note i propose a Constitution be drawn up between Drug (this includes pharmaceuticals) producing nations in the spirit of detering misdirected zealots from complicating a once noble capitalist excercise in free agricultural trade. Most of us only being fledgling nations i see this as our only maneuver in tactics that will produce a favorable outcome.

I am not talking about your prices you dumbass/tool. I am talking about the fact you are selling illegal drugs. You surely are an utter waste of time.

I am not talking about your prices you dumbass/tool. I am talking about the fact you are selling illegal drugs. You surely are an utter waste of time.ok, but it doesnt defeat the fact that we are about to go to war over me selling drugs. now ask yoourself this question, is me selling drugs hurting you or anyone else not buying drugs?

I am not talking about your prices you dumbass/tool. I am talking about the fact you are selling illegal drugs. You surely are an utter waste of time.

What the hell does this have to do with anything. Goddess you must be an ignorant little fuck all jacked up on fresh testorone from you newly dropped balls.

Shut up! *slaps RubbaBanClan Leader* You tool! *punches in stomach* You asshole! *knees in nuts and bolts* You fool! *punches in mouth* I will be sending two battleships to bombard you and 500 bombers to flatten your small cities. Now get the hell outa here you ******* butt-munch!

Let it be known that the Dominion of Kotterdam will intercede on behalf of RubbaBanClan should either Triton Fleet or GHI follow through on their ill-considered threats. We will not hesitate to respond with military force to defend this nation's right to establish its own domestic policy, nor will we hesitate to request the assistance of allied powers should our own military might not serve as enough of a deterant.

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Really, now... What cause do you have to dictate his internal policy on so trivial an issue? This is legitimate trade that he is conducting, and as Praetonia said, not all nations ban these substances. Anyway, whatever your personal views, your flaming is most uncalled for. I suggest you knock this off before someone brings this to the attention of a mod.

Shut up! *slaps RubbaBanClan Leader* You tool! *punches in stomach* You asshole! *knees in nuts and bolts* You fool! *punches in mouth* I will be sending two battleships to bombard you and 500 bombers to flatten your small cities. Now get the hell outa here you ******* butt-munch!why does everyone have a problem with me selling drugs, i did it with my other nation dumb and dumberer and succeded in war.

Shut the f--k up you dear shaggin sick b--tard. Discordian Radishes YOU SURE ARE AN ASSHOLE.

Do you have anything for a headache?

Kotterdam, stay out of this conversation. Drugs have killed hundreds of thousands of people. Rubba has no right to sell illegal drugs. We do not more deaths.

The Dominion will not back down from its current position. RubbaBanClan has the right, as a soverign nation, to legalize and trade in whatever it wishes. You may raise economic sanctions against them if you wish, but we will not stand by while you engage in pointless military action to counter a political decision you do not agree with. Either stand down, or we will be forced to defend RubbaBanClan.

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And stop flaming. Now. One more such post, and I will bring this thread to the attention of the moderators.

Shut the f--k up you dear shaggin sick b--tard. Discordian Radishes YOU SURE ARE AN ASSHOLE.

::steeples his fingers:: YEEESSS

and rock on Kotterdam

Hail Eris

If this fiasco does not end now I will be bombing ALL OF THE NATIONS WHO REQUESTED ILLEGAL DRUGS.

Let us analyse this: Drugs are bad because they kill and hurt people. therefore, you stop them by killing and hutring people. Eerrr... dont blame me if I fail to see the logic in that.

Kotterdam, stay out of this conversation. Drugs have killed hundreds of thousands of people. Rubba has no right to sell illegal drugs. We do not more deaths.

If you don't want drugs, DON'T BLOODY BUY THEM!!!

oooohhh my head. :tantrum:

Dammit, did I just have my request for combat drugs totally ignored?

Kotterdam, stay out of this conversation. Drugs have killed hundreds of thousands of people. Rubba has no right to sell illegal drugs. We do not more deaths.

If you don't want drugs, DON'T BLOODY BUY THEM!!!

oooohhh my head. :tantrum:i have sent you a tellagram on your headache problem.

Dammit, did I just have my request for combat drugs totally ignored?What request did you make?

Kotterdam, stay out of this conversation. Drugs have killed hundreds of thousands of people. Rubba has no right to sell illegal drugs. We do not more deaths.

None of the drugs which he has listed are illegal in Glupeyloo. In fact, i'll buy some, just incase any of my citizens need some, plus, it will be good for the economy if we sell them to our people, at double the price. Right dude, i want as much of everything as you can give me for £1,000,000

I wanted something speed-ish, that gave people a huge rush of energy and dulled their sense of pain.

I also wanted to know if you had any Ecstacy that was in an areosol/gas form.

Dammit, the next time the Kilean army makes an assault, I want them to find their enemy hugging things and smiling.

You people who want drugs make my head hurt. Bunch of losers, can't accept that you're life is shit so you have to take mind-altering drugs just to escape from the life that you have.

I warned you.

MODALERT

These are countries buying, not people. Anyway it's role-play, so what, for example, Praetonia does is not neccessarily what I do. (BTW Im not nuying drugs).

OOC: Small minds cannot expand, as Tim Leary once said. GHI, keep your BS to yourself. You're barely roleplaying, and correct me if I'm wring, but DoD, or RubbaBanClan as he is now, started this thread for exactly that.

IC:

Ask Tilsitsin what happens when you try to police the world. Perhaps the citizens of your nation are idiots who cannot control themselves, but most in the world are not weak willed cowards, such as yourselves. Keep your tired views on morality at home, because noone else is interested.

In the Absence of the Lord Reaver,
The Seastone Council

OOC: Small minds cannot expand, as Tim Leary once said. GHI, keep your BS to yourself. You're barely roleplaying, and correct me if I'm wring, but DoD, or RubbaBanClan as he is now, started this thread for exactly that.

IC:

Ask Tilsitsin what happens when you try to police the world. Perhaps the citizens of your nation are idiots who cannot control themselves, but most in the world are not weak willed cowards, such as yourselves. Keep your tired views on morality at home, because noone else is interested.

In the Absence of the Lord Reaver,
The Seastone Councilhello pantera how have you been. we go back a long time i was just about to tg you.

You people who want drugs make my head hurt. Bunch of losers, can't accept that you're life is shit so you have to take mind-altering drugs just to escape from the life that you have.

Dear dear, looks like someone has some personality issues :( . I wonder what kind of lonely life you lead in order to take this RP so seriously

GHI, this is an official warning: stop posting in this thread, and stop flaming. If you persist in breaking the rules, you will be deleted. Now go and read the etiquette section of the FAQ.

hello pantera how have you been. we go back a long time i was just about to tg you.

Great. Good to see you around as well.

For those of who who don't know, DaD here once made a thread exactly like this. I mean, the similarities are almost creepy. Anyway, a few people buy some hash from good Ole DaD, a few people whine at us, and then along comes Tilsitsin, who was a fine Roleplayer, but he, too, thought he could police the world. Claiming that if ANY drugs found their way into his nation that DaD and Pantera's destruction would follow soon after. Well, long story short I taunt the guy into an invasion, he attacks Pantera but after a solid, very enjoyable bout of RP gets ignored for a few random reasons...

Now DaD, as an old friend: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE A SPELLCHECKER ;) Rock and roll.

hello pantera how have you been. we go back a long time i was just about to tg you.

Great. Good to see you around as well.

For those of who who don't know, DaD here once made a thread exactly like this. I mean, the similarities are almost creepy. Anyway, a few people buy some hash from good Ole DaD, a few people whine at us, and then along comes Tilsitsin, who was a fine Roleplayer, but he, too, thought he could police the world. Claiming that if ANY drugs found their way into his nation that DaD and Pantera's destruction would follow soon after. Well, long story short I taunt the guy into an invasion, he attacks Pantera but after a solid, very enjoyable bout of RP gets ignored for a few random reasons...

Now DaD, as an old friend: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE A SPELLCHECKER ;) Rock and roll.lol
do they even have spell checker on ns well they should

The Macabees lends its support to RubberBandClan. In fact the Empire would like to purchase 1 million pounds of Purple Haze.. no angel's dust please.

Oh yea... our military is on alert in case of attack... bleh

The Ministry of Commerce requires 1,000,000,000 bricks of marijuana at $25,000,000,000. The Minstry of Health requires 100,000 kilos of cocaine at $3,000,000; 100,000 kilos of crack at $3,000,000; and 75,000 pounds of speed at $3,375,000; for research and rehabiliation programmes.

We will wire you the $25,009,375,000 upon order confirmation. We'll increase the payment on the marijuana by 10% if we can get 1,000,000 pounds in a replantable form.

The Macabees lends its support to RubberBandClan. In fact the Empire would like to purchase 1 million pounds of Purple Haze.. no angel's dust please.

Oh yea... our military is on alert in case of attack... bleh1 million pounds of purple haze comes to 25 million weed is sent.

Furthermore, the Ministry of Defence would like to pledge the support of both Artoonia and its colony of Jonestan in helping to maintain RubbaBanCLan's sovreignty. The 1st through 4th Fleets have been placed on standby in case of any attack by less free trade-loving nations.

Furthermore, the Ministry of Defence would like to pledge the support of both Artoonia and its colony of Jonestan in helping to maintain RubbaBanCLan's sovreignty. The 1st through 4th Fleets have been placed on standby in case of any attack by less free trade-loving nations.thank you Artoonia

gimme gimme gimme!

-money wired-

gimme gimme gimme!what do you want?

Im going to seriously bomb those feilds of drugs under the "Durg " enforcement ploicy ...

Im going to seriously bomb those feilds of drugs under the "Durg " enforcement ploicy ...And once you do that someone will bomb you.

how does my nation buy these drugs and how do i wage war?

Im going to seriously bomb those feilds of drugs under the "Durg " enforcement ploicy ...

And wheel kum rite bach after yew undir are "Speleeng" enforsmint ploicy. :twisted: :P

What are the prices? Morphus needs about 800 pounds of opium. I'm paying.

What are the prices? Morphus needs about 800 pounds of opium. I'm paying.i have sent you a tg.

BUMP

This is illegal what you are doing and my nation is not afraid to step in and obliterate your tiney nation if this does not stop.
Be quiet

do you take Scales? that's my currency. If so I would like to order about a pound. I've been getting stressed about the Nazi sympathizers march.

do you take Scales? that's my currency. If so I would like to order about a pound. I've been getting stressed about the Nazi sympathizers march.no need if your only buying a pound then its free

It has come to our attention that several nations seem to be infringing on the rights of other nations to buy and sell goods. As a nation, we strongly discourage any nation from violating the sovereignty of other nations. Not all nations have the same code of laws. What may be a high crime in one nation may be perfectly legal and common in another. If RubbabanClan has committed no human rights violations, and so therefore has every right to engage in trade of its choosing. Though Callisdrun will not be making any purchases from said nation at present, we wish RubbabanClan good luck in its business.
The blood of the populace of any nation that attempts to restrict RubbabanClan's trade rights by force will be considered legitimate nourishment for those Callisdrunian citizens with... special... dietary needs.

OOC: Seriously guys, this is RP, not real life. Is the US bombing the Netherlands because marijuana is legal there? No, we're not. If drugs are illegal in your nation, then JUST DON'T BUY THEM. No one is forcefully importing them into your nation. Take a chill pill.

Any member of RubbaBanCLan caught inside EOL territory engaging in illegal activity, primarily drug sales, will be immediately sentenced to a very long prison term and/or death. There will be a trial naturally.

Here, do me a favor and airdrop 500 kilos of the best crack you have over this LONG/LAT: 182''12'3/131''43'1

we need 3 kilo's of Medical Grade Cocaine.

Any member of RubbaBanCLan caught inside EOL territory engaging in illegal activity, primarily drug sales, will be immediately sentenced to a very long prison term and/or death. There will be a trial naturally.

So don't order any, and they won't send you any. It's not like Microsoft's doing business here.

What are the exchange rates anyway?
I mean, you can't do business if you don't know how many blings go on one codpiece and so on.
We're not the EU here.

oh wow man.....I'm like so freekin' out of it....
How about we all just go to ESPRESSO MANIA and have good coffee and some of those SPECIAL cookies.... It'll be just like going to AMSTERDAM!

ps Got any Magic Mushies??

Any member of RubbaBanCLan caught inside EOL territory engaging in illegal activity, primarily drug sales, will be immediately sentenced to a very long prison term and/or death. There will be a trial naturally.

So don't order any, and they won't send you any. It's not like Microsoft's doing business here.

It's called RP'ing the possibility of a future War on Drugs you fool. :: sigh ::

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JC, there's a few druggies in NS :P

OOC: Please, some of you need to realize that just because an NS nation buys drugs doesn't mean the player does.

IC:

To: All concerned nations
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Drugs

We care not who buys what. What we do care about is infringement upon the sovereignty of the Klatch. Any attempt at blockade, embargo, or otherwise hinder free trade of FKC nations will be answerable to the Vrakian military.

Due to some money issues i am have with paying my field workers. i will have to bump up my prices allittle bit and the the smallest order you can make is 3 kilos or pounds. :lol: thank you

I'm going to seriously bomb those fields of drugs under the "Drug" enforcement policy...

Iuthia would like to note that due to the large demand for recreational drugs within the nation we have been farming many different types of recreational drug for some time, though we can't entirely meet demand for our nation so occasionally we import them.

We respect that other nations may view these drugs differently and that in many nations around the world cannabis, cocaine and heroine (to name but a few) are illegal. We don't deal in recreational drugs with these nations and respect their wishes to keep these drugs from their public... however we ask that they too respect our wishes to allow our people the right to do what they will with their bodies (providing they don't harm others) and as such we find the idea of bombing other nations to stop a trade which doesn't concern them to be offencive.

In simple terms, we don't like threats made against legitimate business men who are not pushing their goods on your nation. If proof can be found that their goods is being forced upon your nation then we can understand and we won't get involved... but to burn another nations crops because you don't agree with what they are growing? We can't accept that sort of action.

So we suggest you take your threats else where.

Thanks,

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OOC: Seriously guys, this is RP, not real life. Is the US bombing the Netherlands because marijuana is legal there? No, we're not. If drugs are illegal in your nation, then JUST DON'T BUY THEM. No one is forcefully importing them into your nation. Take a chill pill.

I couldn't have put it better myself.

RubbaBanCLan: Ta for the 'medication', although I do feel rather... 'free'.

would anyone like to seeeee me flyyyyy?

BUMP

BUMP

i am having a sort of sale. All nations who buy 300 pounds will get an additional 500 pounds for free. This is will be going on for about a week or so.I hope you will enjoy the extra 500 pounds of anything you want. :lol: :lol: :D :D

seems the "I will destroy you if you have drugs!" people took my advice with the chill pills...

Callisdrun would buy some, but our economy is too weak right now.

I want seeds!!!!!

Seeds only!
I wanna grow and cultivate on my own.
We have some crazy hallucinogen flowering plants to trade in return.

What we want is "HAZE" species of MJ.
And DMT-grass.

:D

And what's up with:

"Drugs are bad *ummmkay* they KILL *ummmmkay!*... so we'll come and kill you is you use them...*uummmm... WHAT THE F*$%:?::?::?::?: *"

To me this seems like a not so very well thought over thing to say.

I want seeds!!!!!

Seeds only!
I wanna grow and cultivate on my own.
We have some crazy hallucinogen flowering plants to trade in return.

What we want is "HAZE" species of MJ.
And DMT-grass.

:D

And what's up with:

"Drugs are bad *ummmkay* they KILL *ummmmkay!*... so we'll come and kill you is you use them...*uummmm... WHAT THE F*$%:?::?::?::?: *"

To me this seems like a not so very well thought over thing to say.How many pounds do you want?

BUMP

We would be interested in buying planting stock. We are interested in Marijuana mostly, but also opiates. Please send me prices, and then we'll decide how much we want.

BTW: Don't listen to those idiots. They don't know what the hell they're talking about. They're so anti-drugs and yet want to blow you up. They're probably those people who believe the "buying drugs funds terrorism" commercials LOL :lol:

How about a score?
:D

What would you like in return?
Or are you just happy to give? :?: :D

I will buy 200 pounds of weed :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D

we welcome your business in our nation you may distribute your marijuana within our borders as well as other drugs however we ask you sell out of reach/attention and not to anyone under the age of 18, we allow our citizens to do with their bodies as they please, so far so good few use such things here so business may not be fantastic though your sell of pot will likely go over well

Kompanio Droga Artuana (Artoonian Drug Company) Storefront
Keeping the "Harm" out of "Pharmaceuticals"

The leaders of RBCL and Artoonia have been working together in distribution for some time now; we have been providing escort services in order to protect RBCL's delivery personnel from attack by hostile nations, and also simply flying some of the deliveries ourselves. However, due to circumstances beyond his control, RBCL will be off of NS indefinitely, and he has asked me to continue in his stead during his absence. To that end, Artoonia's fields, the products of which previously have only been sold internally, have been opened up to international business.

In keeping with our policy of not inviting international incidents, we sell only wholesale to governmental bodies or private pharmaceutical companies acting with the consent of their governments. Prices are per kilogramme. We recognise that some of our products may be dangerous if misused, which is why we do not sell directly to private citisens. Still, all products are tested regularly by the Ministry of Health to guard against impurities.

Marijuana*, $60
Speed, $70
Peyote, $75
Psilocybe Semilanceata "Magic Mushrooms", $75
Opium, $100
Cocaine, $250
* We also offer industrial-grade hemp.

Volume Discount: For orders exceeding $2,500, subtract 25% from final price.

Nations with whom Artoonia maintains diplomatic ties will receive a 5% discount, and a further 10% discount will be given to nations with whom we have economic treaties. Contact the Foreign Ministry for more information.

Please do your own math in calculating order totals.

Resistencia: we can provide planting stock marijuana at $50/kg and opium at $85/kg.
Captain Wangs Return: your order is confirmed at $25,000, shipment is underway.
Josh Dollins: with your permission, a few of our cafes would like to set up some shoppes within your borders. We will, of course, follow any local distribution laws and hire locally.
Finally, to the forum mods: should this maybe be in International Incidents?

:twisted: Gimme the drugs, give them to me now! I NEED THEM. as I always say 'Life's a bitch and then you die, so f*** the world and lets get high' :twisted:

ic delpoy ten wings of soul waith orbital bombers to rbcl and Artoonia to shut down prouduction says space chief zax longwind aye aye sir some grunt says

ic delpoy ten wings of soul waith orbital bombers to rbcl and Artoonia to shut down prouduction says space chief zax longwind aye aye sir some grunt says
In response to your horribly underpunctuated and misspelling-laden run-on sentence, His Majesty's Government contacted the Ministry of Ciphers. They claimed it said that you intend to violate our sovreignty and interfere with our free trade with other nations. But if you want to go around wantonly invading other UN nations simply because you don't like free trade, prepare to meet an arsenal of I.G.N.O.R.E.-42 anti-aircraft cannons.

we want five hundred bricks of weed medical strength

Artoonia: Your predecessor stated a policy that purchases of 300 lbs. or greater would receive an additional 500 lbs. free. Will you be continuing this offer or do you have any similar bulk discounts?

the Confederacy of Strahamerica would like to purchase about 800 seedlings of industrial hemp and 200 pounds of magic mushroom spores. In exchange we'd give either the equivilant amount of gold or seedlings of several trees that have hallucogenic fruit.

Ximea: since economically, our greatest cost is in shipping, we've decided that we can indeed offer volume discounts. See above.

Strahamerica: we have an order prepared and packaged; we're interested in these tree seedlings. Can you tell us any more about them?

:o I would like to buy just 100 pounds of marijuana for medicinal purposes. My nation is suffering badly from sea monkey bites and needs to study the ailments that different herbs and plants can supply for the wounds...

The Ximean Ministries of Agriculture and Industry are interested in cannabis planting stock. As such, we request 500 kilograms of cannabis seeds and/or seedlings. At the expressed price of $50 per kilo, the total is $25,000, and $18,750 after discount. We can wire the money on confirmation of shipment.

Stong Bah will defend the rights of any nations to buy drugs! We don't want any yet by the way, that issue hasn't come up.

Ximea: since economically, our greatest cost is in shipping, we've decided that we can indeed offer volume discounts. See above.

Strahamerica: we have an order prepared and packaged; we're interested in these tree seedlings. Can you tell us any more about them?

we have 3 kinds of special seedlings that we've sucessfuly managed to make survive long distance transports as of now. The rest we haven't tried yet but we're working on them

#1 is the GHKL which grows in temperate to tropical areas and its bark,berries and leaves have psychadelic effects. If they're boiled in the oil of the seeds the effect is dissipated and the previously mentioned parts can be eaten without psychadelic effect.

#2 is the False avocado and it grows in warm temperate to tropical climates. It has effects similar to ecstasy but without physical addiction or as much danger to the mind.

#3 grows in the desert and its a palm tree with seeds that give the illusion of out of body experiances. It is calle "demonfruit" and it gives the viewer a warped perspective that according to reports appears like its CGI animation.

Strahamerica has some small areas of desert scrub and mountains so its mostly tropical with some mountain islands of subtropical/warm temperate. Industrial hemp plays a large role in industry and fuel. We have no need for worrying about oil or other fossile because we in Strahamerica use hemp based fuel instead.