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Mysterious archaeological findings in HP

Holy panooly
04-05-2004, 15:35
Prologue
This story is loosely based on the ancient austronauts theory (http://www.world-mysteries.com/aa.htm). In short, the theory is about a race which was able to travel through space long before we could. Most of it is nonsense but it's fun to read. Still, there are unexplainable things on our earth
http://www.ancientwisdom.net/egypt/assets/old/fullrelief.jpg
You can clearly see a helicopter and 3 UFO's in this Egyptian wall carving.
Add the facts that there was a 2000(?) year old computer like device was found near Greece, an ancient battery in Iraq and there you have a great basis for a story. Enough about history, onto the RP.

Deep within the north-easter Panooly Jungle
A group of 12 men was having a trek through the jungle looking for old artifacts to sell on the black market. No one knows exactly who lived in HP before the colonists came around 1600. It is believed natives who still inhabit the jungles were the builders of the magnificent temples.

(Josh, Spivey and George are the team leaders. The rest are carriers and some soldiers for security)

Damnit Spivey don't walk so fast we can hardly keep up with ya!
Don't whine Josh, we're back home in 2 days... I'm glad when it's over all we found was a skeleton and a golden ring. You know many the HP Native Art Museum has? Millions of them George, millions. Heh well I hope we can sell it to someone who's from the outside world. A civilized human. Being in this jungle for a month straight isn't good for me. Well said Josh. I think we all agree on that!
What the hell? Did you hear that? Hear what? Are you on crack again Spivey?
On crack? Hell no come and see I think I've found something interesting.
If it's another skeleton I'm gonna be pissed. I'm already pissed Josh, let's go home and check this out later. Shut up George, maybe this tomb hasn't been opened yet! Heh well we still have 3 days so men grab your crowbars we're gonna crack it open! Wait just a sec Spivey, there's some writing carved in the stone... What does it say?

This sacred sanctuary to the Holy Riders on the divine chariots is NOT fit for men. Do NOT remain here.

That doesn't sound good. Let's get the hell out of here. Don't be so superstitious George, let's find out what's inside. I bet it's only some dull saying to keep graverobbers out. Ya of course Spivey let's open this blasted thing. Men get your gear we have found another tomb!
A loud sigh of relief was heard from the men who were tired of the long journey through the jungle.

Hey well come here then! Move it. Don't be such a jerk to these people Josh. Shut up George these people need to be whipped if you ask me. Both of you stop bitching like angsty teenagers. We have work to do.

After 1 hour of trying to move the lid with crowbars and shovels the men realized this won't work.

I saw we blast it away. We still have some dynamite if I'm not mistaken... But what if something happens to the treasures inside? Don't worry George there's always a corridor filled with deathtraps of death and destruction and sharp pointed sticks. Haven't you watched Indiana Jones when you were a kid? Spivey he was born as an adult now come here and help me with the fuse damnit I'm always the only one doing all the work around here

When Josh and Spivey were ready with placing the dynamite the fuse was lit and everyone sought a place to wait for the blast

Goddamn that was some loud bang. You wanted to use dynamite so stop your moaning. Yeah yeah George now let's go inside. Wait you fool let some of the diggers Mr Rixx sent us go first. Oh yeah good thinking...

2 digger went down the stairs... They were terrified but nothing happened. It was dark, moist and a typical smell of old stones was everywhere.

Is it safe? A vague "yes it is" could be heard in the distance. Let's go inside I want to see what loot we may find. Damn straight Spivey. Everyone follow me.

I'll post the rest later. I'm tired now...
Nova Empyrea
04-05-2004, 16:07
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