NationStates Jolt Archive

The Most Glorious Hack is ranked 6th in the region and 117,312th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

The Most Glorious Hack is pleased to announce the latest in hand held weaponry. The Hacker 1600 "Duck's Foot" firearm. Able to fire a whopping 4 shots every 8 minutes, this is peak of combat science. Behold!

http://blindkat.hegewisch.net/pirates/dfvolley2.jpg


We have also created the ultimate in artillery:

http://www.cannon-mania.com/images/10ga-field/10ga-004.jpg


We are offering both of the cutting edge weapons at reasonable prices, and we're also selling ammunition to go with. We look forward to your orders!

The Most Glorious Hack. First in electronics, last in everything else.

- Dargan Zaraad, Office of Unofficial Official Affairs and/or Sales
The Semi-Autonomous Technocratic Oligarchy of the Most Glorious Hack

OOC: lol

"Let's just sell them the company."

"We can't do that."

"Yes. Look, our data suggests that cannon fires a supersonic, ballistic, kinetic-energy/fragmentation projectile. You know we can't compete."

"Bah. Fine, let's sell them the company."

"Fine!"

-Two drunk executives at Ortega Arms Company (OAC).

(Santa Barbara is ranked 1st in the region and 10th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.)

"Let's just sell them the company."

"We can't do that."

"Yes. Look, our data suggests that cannon fires a supersonic, ballistic, kinetic-energy/fragmentation projectile. You know we can't compete."

"Bah. Fine, let's sell them the company."

"Fine!"

-Two drunk executives at Ortega Arms Company (OAC).

(Santa Barbara is ranked 1st in the region and 10th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.)

Maybe we should buy them out?

Na...

But that weapon... think of the anti-personel power!

baka...

~To even more drunk execs at Anera...

(Thelas is 811! GO ME!)