NationStates Jolt Archive

at 12:00 midnight a group of muslum extrmists armed with ak 47's, rocket propelled grenades and sniper rifles have invaded a military incampment. they have so far killed 30 soldiers and have a 4 star general, a comander, and 2000 other enlisted men under hostage. they have threatened that unless we submit to allah and give up our materialsitic ways they will kill all the hostages. we have 100 tanks surounding the encampment and fighters ready to do an airstrike if necasarry. they have planted c4 and mines throughout entryways so that no one can get in. The terrorists have all the armorment inside the encampment and the protection of the titanium reinforced walls of the encampment. I have given permission, if it is necessary to launch a bombing strike to prohibit the terrorists to invade other areas. i have ordered 100 men to suround the encampent but i need more men. that was our most major encampment in the area and the 100 men and 100 tanks is all we have left. i have ordered backup but the closest base is 300 miles away. it will be days before they can arrive. A comando squad has been ordered to infiltrate but will not be here for 3 days. we have tried to send a negotiator in but he was gunned down. the encampment is 3 acres completely surounded by titanium reinforced walls. there are only 10 entryways all cover with c4 and mines. we need help!

Steve (the Envoy of Bob67) watchs the TV in his office impatently. He notices the report on the hostage crisis on CNN. "Our nation could gain favor in the UN for helping with a crisi such as this." With that thought he snubbes out the cigarette in his ash tray and picks up the phone. He orders a group of awating special forces unit on to a troopcarrier. In the black of mid-night, the plane's engine roar to life and it flies into the abyss.

General carville agnoleges the help. he sends in 30k meat (our currency) in compensation.

Aaron McManus, the Secretary of Defense in LTX watched the television screen as the negotiator's body was tossed over the wall. Seeing these extremists as a possible threat to LTX he'd call up the Airborne Special Forces. "Ready the V22-Osprey, and get ahold of the kingdom of loathings secretary of state, inform them our involvement to help."

Armament:
7 man paratrooping platoon of special forces using H5K-SDs and M-16A2-SDs, Mark 23 handguns, Mark141 flash bangs, and M67 Frag grenades.
1 V22-Osprey

Aaron McManus, the Secretary of Defense in LTX watched the television screen as the negotiator's body was tossed over the wall. Seeing these extremists as a possible threat to LTX he'd call up the Airborne Special Forces. "Ready the V22-Osprey, and get ahold of the kingdom of loathings secretary of state, inform them our involvement to help."

Armament:
7 man paratrooping platoon of special forces using H5K-SDs and M-16A2-SDs, Mark 23 handguns, Mark141 flash bangs, and M67 Frag grenades.
1 V22-Osprey

Still extremely pissed-off Cero turns on the t.v. only to be confronted by the report of extremist muslims (why does it have to be muslims) wrecking chaos and about to be bombed out of existence. *F### it can't be the muslims I sunt away to after they destroyed my other garden.* Suddenly a picture is shown of the leader. *F### it is them! I'd better get on the phone and tell them to cut it out before I press da BUTTON.*
^^^Five Minutes Later^^^

The Crisis looks like it's been resolved the end.

OOC: Sorry I had to do it you guys were being too uptight. :lol:

The extremist anti-muslim policies of The Kingdom Of Loathing have been noted. Dyelli Beybi recoomends establishment of policies which better represent the needs of the proleteriate.

the news suddenly reports that the facts were wrong and it is a bunch of freedom fighters against the kingdom of loathing
OOC: sorry, didn't want to insult any of you, just trying to recreate somthing that might happen throughout the world, after all, all the reports you hear on the news are about muslums