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World Cup 14 Scores

Qualifying Matchday 1
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
Audioslavia 2 - 0 New Luca
The Eagle's Nest 4 - 0 Kendelstand
Total n Utter Insanity 1 - 0 Larkinia
East Spaam 1 - 1 Presgreif
Grand Master Mark 4 - 3 New Montreal States

GROUP 2
Lemmitania 4 - 0 G Bugles
Cockbill Street 5 - 1 Thoroughbreds
Kaze Progressa 4 - 1 Dreyar
Creedence Clearwater 2 - 0 Cicera
Gaddland 3 - 1 Steve's Island

GROUP 3
Halfassedstates 2 - 0 Airenguo
Ravenspire 1 - 1 Tepalguana
Snub Nose 38 4 - 1 Holy lndia
NEWI Cefn Druids 4 - 0 The Evil Umpire
The Redavic Union 2 - 1 Pablicosta

GROUP 4
Rejistania 3 - 0 Ineptia
Sqournshelous 6 - 0 Danilotown
Tanah Burung 4 - 1 Crystilakere
Iansisle 2 - 2 Hawcoat
Praying2God 2 - 1 Vilita

GROUP 5
Commerce Heights 3 - 1 Dead Man
Svecia 4 - 1 Makongo-Wodimalongo
Oddslavo 4 - 0 The Fivefold Star
Stalag 5 2 - 1 Lennon Marx
Lovisa 2 - 2 Magnus Valerius

GROUP 6
Bedistan 2 - 1 Vollmeria
Kerla 3 - 0 Bobbystan
Dennisov 3 - 2 Keyshona
Belmorian Scandinavia 2 - 1 Aerigia
Tadjikistan 2 - 1 Intelligent Madness

GROUP 7
The Lowland Clans 4 - 1 Turnia
Liverpool England 3 - 0 Anitram
Mattigool 1 - 0 New Kingman
NASTIC 2 0 - 1 Winged Animals
Runaway Moose 3 - 1 The Republican Army

GROUP 8
Spaam 3 - 0 Carpet
The Belmore Family 3 - 1 Dadostan
Dance 2 Revolution 1 - 0 ElephantandCastle
Alex The Tall 1 - 2 Tingitana
Lovebug 3 - 1 Raptor Claw

GROUP 9
Gesamtkuntswerk 3 - 0 The mighty spurs
Giant Zucchini 3 - 2 Shang-Ti
One Red Dot 3 - 1 Clearwater
Aquilla 1 - 0 Nanakaland
Jeruselem 1 - 1 Wella

GROUP 10
Eauz 4 - 2 Oceaice
Europa Britannia 4 - 0 Lallania
Brazillico 4 - 0 The Confederate
The Weegies 1 - 2 Largent
EL CID THE HERO 2 - 1 Melmond

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[code:1:4b96bee490]GROUP 8 P W D L F A GD Points
Spaam 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3
Lovebug 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
The Belmore Family 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
Tingitana 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Dance 2 Revolution 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
Alex The Tall 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Elephant and Castle 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Dadostan 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Raptor Claw 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Carpet 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0[/code:1:4b96bee490]

Congratulations to Eclectic Lemming Corp. Oh, and to the teams that won, of course. :wink:

Stout Lout has been named official beer of World Cup 14.

LINKS:

World Cup 14 RP Thread (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=142449&highlight=&sid=cafe4b44a7d8e645b1a45a420343bff0)
Pre-World Cup 14 RP Thread (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=141006&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)
World Cup 14 Scores (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3111637)
World Cup Rosters (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3077618#3077618)
World Cup 14 Signups (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=133124&highlight=)
The Big Book of World Cup Rules (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=138502&highlight=)
NationStates World Cup Link Page (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=137884&start=0)

Qualifying Matchday 1 Tables
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

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GROUP 1 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
The Eagles Nest 1 1 0 0 4 0 +4 3
Audioslavia 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 3
Grand master Mark 1 1 0 0 4 3 +1 3
Total n Utter Insanity 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
East Spaam 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Presgreif 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
New Montreal States 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Larkinia 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
New Luca 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0
Kendelstand 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0

GROUP 2 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Cockbill Street 1 1 0 0 5 1 +4 3
Lemmitania 1 1 0 0 4 0 +4 3
Kaze Progressa 1 1 0 0 4 1 +3 3
Gaddland 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
Creedence Clearwater 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 3
Steve's Island 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Cicera 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0
Dreyar 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 0
Thoroughbreds 1 0 0 1 1 5 -4 0
G Bugles 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0

GROUP 3 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
NEWI Cefn Druids 1 1 0 0 4 0 +4 3
Snub Nose 38 1 1 0 0 4 1 +3 3
Halfassedstates 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 3
The Redavic Union 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Ravenspire 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Tepalguana 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Pablicosta 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Airenguo 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0
Holy lndia 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 0
The Evil Umpire 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0

GROUP 4 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Sqournshelous 1 1 0 0 6 0 +6 3
Tanah Burung 1 1 0 0 4 1 +3 3
Rejistania 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3
Praying2God 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Iansisle 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Hawcoat 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Vilita 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Crystilakere 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 0
Ineptia 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0
Danilotown 1 0 0 1 0 6 -6 0

GROUP 5 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Oddslavo 1 1 0 0 4 0 +4 3
Svecia 1 1 0 0 4 1 +3 3
Commerce Heights 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
Stalag 5 1 1 0 0 2 2 +1 3
Lovisa 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Magnus Valerius 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Lennon Marx 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Dead Man 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Makongo-Wodimalongo 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 0
The Fivefold Star 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0

GROUP 6 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Kerla 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3
Dennisov 1 1 0 0 3 2 +1 3
Bedistan 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Belmorian Scandinavia 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Tadjikistan 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Keyshona 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
Aerigia 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Intelligent Madness 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Vollmeria 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Bobbystan 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0

GROUP 7 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
The Lowland Clans 1 1 0 0 4 1 +3 3
Liverpool England 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3
Runaway Moose 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
Mattigool 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
Winged Animals 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
NASTIC 2 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
New Kingman 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
The Republican Army 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Turnia 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 0
Anitram 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0

GROUP 8 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Spaam 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3
Lovebug 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
The Belmore Family 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
Tingitana 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Dance 2 Revolution 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
Alex The Tall 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
ElephantandCastle 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Dadostan 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Raptor Claw 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Carpet 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0

GROUP 9 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Gesamtkuntswerk 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3
One Red Dot 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
Giant Zucchini 1 1 0 0 3 2 +1 3
Aquilla 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
Jeruselem 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Wella 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Shang-Ti 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
Nanakaland 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Clearwater 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
The mighty spurs 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0

GROUP 10 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Brazillico 1 1 0 0 4 0 +4 3
Europa Britannia 1 1 0 0 4 0 +4 3
Eauz 1 1 0 0 4 2 +2 3
EL CID THE HERO 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Largent 1 0 0 1 2 1 +1 3
Melmond 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
The Weegies 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Oceaice 1 0 0 1 2 4 -2 0
Lallania 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0
The Confederate 1 0 0 1 0 4 -4 0

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An even fatter man is sitting in the stands, watching Tanah Burung v Snub Nose 38.
Fat man (shouting at the players): You call that a tackle? You're a bum!
Crocodiles defender Rashid Nazir: Hey, you want me to come up there and shut you up?
Fat man: Yer a waste of a uniform! I've got half a mind to throw my rotten vegetables at you instead of the Hooligans!
Nazir climbs into the stands, looking angry. A beer-seller intercepts him, and hands both him and the fat man large mugs of beer. They clink glasses. On the pitch, Tanah Burung scores.

Dissolve to jingle:
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Come on fans, get beered!

Dang, my team is really performing the way they should this time around!

Three-Nil AGainst Ineptia, good start!

Simpler:

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TAG, like the advertising too. :)

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A pair of two-one wins is exactly the right way to get this one started!

This is not a good start.

doh! Didn't realize this was starting already...

Tagalicious!

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Ah, a tough first day. We did score though. :D

Qualifying Matchday 2
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
New Luca 0 - 2 New Montreal States
Presgreif 2 - 2 Grand master Mark
Larkinia 1 - 4 East Spaam
Kendelstand 1 - 3 Total n Utter Insanity
Audioslavia 1 - 1 The Eagle's Nest

GROUP 2
G Bugles 1 - 0 Steve's Island
Cicera 2 - 5 Gaddland
Dreyar 4 - 2 Creedence Clearwater
Thoroughbreds 1 - 2 Kaze Progressa
Lemmitania 0 - 1 Cockbill Street

GROUP 3
Airenguo 1 - 4 Pablicosta
The Evil Umpire 3 - 2 The Redavic Union
Holy India 2 - 2 NEWI Cefn Druids
Tepalguana 1 - 2 Snub Nose 38
Halfassedstates 0 - 1 Ravenspire

GROUP 4
Ineptia 0 - 1 Vilita
Hawcoat 0 - 2 Praying2God
Crystilakere 2 - 1 Iansisle
Danilotown 1 - 4 Tanah Burung
Rejistania 0 - 2 Sqournshelous

GROUP 5
Dead Man 1 - 1 Magnus Valerius
Lennon Marx 0 - 4 Lovisa
The Fivefold Star 0 - 1 Stalag 5
Makongo-Wodimalongo 3 - 3 Oddslavo
Commerce Heights 0 - 1 Svecia

GROUP 6
Vollmeria 1 - 2 Intelligent Madness
Aerigia 1 - 3 Tadjikistan
Keyshona 0 - 1 Belmorian Scandinavia
Bobbystan 1 - 2 Dennisov
Bedistan 2 - 1 Kerla

GROUP 7
Turna 2 - 3 The Republican Army
Winged Animals 3 - 3 Runaway Moose
New Kingman 3 - 3 NASTIC 2
Anitram 1 - 0 Mattigool
The Lowland Clans 2 - 0 Liverpool England

GROUP 8
Carpet 1 - 1 Raptor Claw
Tingitana 2 - 1 Lovebug
ElephantandCastle 1 - 4 Alex The Tall
Dadostan 1 - 4 Dance 2 Revolution
Spaam 1 - 0 The Belmore Family

GROUP 9
The mighty spurs 1 - 2 Wella
Nanakaland 1 - 3 Jeruselem
Clearwater 0 - 1 Aquilla
Shang-Ti 2 - 3 One Red Dot
Gesamtkuntswerk 1 - 0 Giant Zucchini

GROUP 10
Oceaice 1 - 1 Melmond
Largent 2 - 3 EL CID THE HERO
The Confederate 4 - 0 The Weegies
Lallania 1 - 3 Brazillico
Eauz 0 - 1 Europa Britannia

[code:1:6000504319]GROUP 8 P W D L F A GD Points
Dance 2 Revolution 2 2 0 0 5 1 +4 6 WW
Spaam 2 2 0 0 4 0 +4 6 WW
Tingitana 2 2 0 0 4 2 +2 6 WW
Alex The Tall 2 1 0 1 5 3 +2 3 LW
Lovebug 2 1 0 1 4 3 +1 3 WL
The Belmore Family 2 1 0 1 3 2 +1 3 WL
Raptor Claw 2 0 1 1 2 4 -2 1 LD
Carpet 2 0 1 1 1 4 -3 1 LD
Elephant and Castle 2 0 0 2 1 5 -4 0 LL
Dadostan 2 0 0 2 2 7 -5 0 LL
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"Argh, we really needed a draw in this game!"

Turnia Dragons Head Coach

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GROUP 4 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Sqournshelous 2 2 0 0 8 0 +8 6
Tanah Burung 2 2 0 0 8 2 +6 6
Praying2God 2 2 0 0 4 1 +3 6
Rejistania 2 1 0 1 3 2 +1 3
Vilita 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3
Crystilakere 2 1 0 1 3 5 -2 3
Iansisle 2 0 1 1 3 4 -2 1
Hawcoat 2 0 1 1 2 4 -2 1
Ineptia 2 0 0 2 0 4 -4 0
Danilotown 2 0 0 2 1 10 -9 0
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Qualifying Matchday 2
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!



GROUP 6
Vollmeria 1 - 2 Intelligent Madness
Aerigia 1 - 3 Tadjikistan
Keyshona 0 - 1 Belmorian Scandinavia
Bobbystan 1 - 2 Dennisov
Bedistan 2 - 1 Kerla


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GROUP 6 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Kerla 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3
Dennisov 1 1 0 0 3 2 +1 3
Bedistan 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Belmorian Scandinavia 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Tadjikistan 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Keyshona 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
Aerigia 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Intelligent Madness 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Vollmeria 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Bobbystan 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0
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GROUP 6 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Tadjikistan 2 2 0 0 5 2 +3 6
Dennisov 2 2 0 0 5 3 +2 6
Bedistan 2 2 0 0 4 2 +2 6
Belmorian Scandinavia 2 2 0 0 3 1 +2 6
Kerla 2 1 0 1 4 2 +2 3
Intelligent Madness 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 3
Keyshona 2 0 0 2 2 4 -2 0
Vollmeria 2 0 0 2 2 4 -2 0
Aerigia 2 0 0 2 2 5 -3 0
Bobbystan 2 0 0 2 1 5 -4 0
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Qualifying Matchday 2
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!



GROUP 6
Vollmeria 1 - 2 Intelligent Madness
Aerigia 1 - 3 Tadjikistan
Keyshona 0 - 1 Belmorian Scandinavia
Bobbystan 1 - 2 Dennisov
Bedistan 2 - 1 Kerla


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GROUP 6 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Kerla 1 1 0 0 3 0 +3 3
Dennisov 1 1 0 0 3 2 +1 3
Bedistan 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Belmorian Scandinavia 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Tadjikistan 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
Keyshona 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
Aerigia 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Intelligent Madness 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Vollmeria 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Bobbystan 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0
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GROUP 6 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Tadjikistan 2 2 0 0 5 2 +3 6
Dennisov 2 2 0 0 5 3 +2 6
Bedistan 2 2 0 0 4 2 +2 6
Belmorian Scandinavia 2 2 0 0 3 1 +2 6
Kerla 2 1 0 1 4 2 +2 3
Intelligent Madness 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 3
Keyshona 2 0 0 2 2 4 -2 0
Vollmeria 2 0 0 2 2 4 -2 0
Aerigia 2 0 0 2 2 5 -3 0
Bobbystan 2 0 0 2 1 5 -4 0
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i worked so hard at it that i had to show it twice

Hey folks.

If you'd all be so kind, please don't delete your double posts -- it just wrecks the pages for everyone. It'd be appriciated if you just left them instead of deleting them.

BTW, I am short on time and big on fatigue -- so I will do tables tomorrow morning.

This marker placed by the Hooligans

Hmm...while I do enjoy having won all four matches so far, I am starting to tire of the 2-1 scoreline. :P Think you can add a bit more variety to my wins? ;)

Ah, qualification's already started? Ack! (and ick at my scores...*slips Oglethorpia a twenty* ;)). The point of this post? A tag, I guess - and a reiteration of Ogle's 'don't delete your double posts' spiel...everyone hates phantom pages!

Squornshelous starts with it's best ever goal differential after two games.

Full tables. (I spent an hour on making spreadsheets after I noticed the lack of them)

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Table - Group 1
Total n Utter Insanity 2 2 0 0 4-1 6
The Eagle's Nest 2 1 1 0 5-1 4
Audioslavia 2 1 1 0 3-1 4
East Spaam 2 1 1 0 5-2 4
Grand Master Mark 2 1 1 0 6-5 4
New Montreal States 2 1 0 1 5-4 3
Presgreif 2 0 2 0 3-3 2
Larkinia 2 0 0 2 1-5 0
New Luca 2 0 0 2 0-4 0
Kendelstand 2 0 0 2 1-7 0

Table - Group 2
Gaddland 2 2 0 0 8-3 6
Cockbill Street 2 2 0 0 6-1 6
Kaze Progressa 2 2 0 0 6-2 6
Lemmitania 2 1 0 1 4-1 3
Creedence Clearwater 2 1 0 1 4-4 3
Dreyar 2 1 0 1 5-6 3
G Bugles 2 1 0 1 1-4 3
Steve's Island 2 0 0 2 1-4 0
Thoroughbreds 2 0 0 2 2-7 0
Cicera 2 0 0 2 2-7 0

Table - Group 3
Snub Nose 38 2 2 0 0 6-2 6
NEWI Cefn Druids 2 1 1 0 6-2 4
Ravenspire 2 1 1 0 2-1 4
Pablicosta 2 1 0 1 5-3 3
Halfassedstates 2 1 0 1 2-1 3
The Redavic Union 2 1 0 1 4-4 3
The Evil Umpire 2 1 0 1 3-6 3
Tepalguana 2 0 1 1 2-3 1
Holy lndia 2 0 1 1 3-6 1
Airenguo 2 0 0 2 1-6 0

Table - Group 4
Sqournshelous 2 2 0 0 8-0 6
Tanah Burung 2 2 0 0 8-2 6
Praying2God 2 2 0 0 4-1 6
Rejistania 2 1 0 1 3-2 3
Vilita 2 1 0 1 2-2 3
Crystilakere 2 1 0 1 3-5 3
Iansisle 2 0 1 1 3-4 1
Hawcoat 2 0 1 1 2-4 1
Ineptia 2 0 0 2 0-4 0
Danilotown 2 0 0 2 1-10 0

Table - Group 5
Svecia 2 2 0 0 5-1 6
Stalag 5 2 2 0 0 3-1 6
Oddslavo 2 1 1 0 7-3 4
Lovisa 2 1 1 0 6-2 4
Commerce Heights 2 1 0 1 3-2 3
Magnus Valerius 2 0 2 0 3-3 2
Dead Man 2 0 1 1 2-4 1
Makongo-Wodimalongo 2 0 1 1 4-7 1
Lennon Marx 2 0 0 2 1-6 0
The Fivefold Star 2 0 0 2 0-5 0

Table - Group 6
Tadjikistan 2 2 0 0 5-2 6
Dennisov 2 2 0 0 5-3 6
Bedistan 2 2 0 0 4-2 6
Belmorian Scandinavia 2 2 0 0 3-1 6
Kerla 2 1 0 1 4-2 3
Intelligent Madness 2 1 0 1 3-3 3
Vollmeria 2 0 0 2 2-4 0
Keyshona 2 0 0 2 2-4 0
Aerigia 2 0 0 2 2-5 0
Bobbystan 2 0 0 2 1-5 0

Table - Group 7
The Lowland Clans 2 2 0 0 6-1 6
Runaway Moose 2 1 1 0 6-4 4
Winged Animals 2 1 1 0 4-3 4
Liverpool England 2 1 0 1 3-2 3
Mattigool 2 1 0 1 1-1 3
The Republican Army 2 1 0 1 4-5 3
Anitram 2 1 0 1 1-3 3
NASTIC 2 2 0 1 1 3-4 1
New Kingman 2 0 1 1 3-4 1
Turnia 2 0 0 2 3-7 0

Table - Group 8
Dance 2 Revolution 2 2 0 0 5-1 6
Spaam 2 2 0 0 4-0 6
Tingitana 2 2 0 0 4-2 6
Alex The Tall 2 1 0 1 5-3 3
Lovebug 2 1 0 1 4-3 3
The Belmore Family 2 1 0 1 3-2 3
Raptor Claw 2 0 1 1 2-4 1
Carpet 2 0 1 1 1-4 1
ElephantandCastle 2 0 0 2 1-5 0
Dadostan 2 0 0 2 2-7 0

Table - Group 9
Gesamtkuntswerk 2 2 0 0 4-0 6
One Red Dot 2 2 0 0 6-3 6
Aquilla 2 2 0 0 2-0 6
Jeruselem 2 1 1 0 4-2 4
Wella 2 1 1 0 3-2 4
Giant Zucchini 2 1 0 1 3-3 3
Shang-Ti 2 0 0 2 4-6 0
Clearwater 2 0 0 2 1-4 0
Nanakaland 2 0 0 2 1-4 0
The mighty spurs 2 0 0 2 1-5 0

Table - Group 10
Brazillico 2 2 0 0 7-1 6
Europa Britannia 2 2 0 0 5-0 6
EL CID THE HERO 2 2 0 0 5-3 6
Eauz 2 1 0 1 4-3 3
The Confederate 2 1 0 1 4-4 3
Largent 2 1 0 1 4-4 3
Melmond 2 0 1 1 2-3 1
Oceaice 2 0 1 1 3-5 1
The Weegies 2 0 0 2 1-6 0
Lallania 2 0 0 2 1-7 0
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[code:1:a613b49a41]The Heartland P W D L F A GD Pts Pos Group

Gesamtkuntswerk 2 2 0 0 4 0 +4 6 1st Group 9
Spaam 2 2 0 0 4 0 +4 6 =1st Group 8
Dennisov 2 2 0 0 5 3 +2 6 2nd Group 6
Oddslavo 2 1 1 0 7 3 +4 4 3rd Group 5
East Spaam 2 1 1 0 5 2 +3 4 3rd Group 1
Liverpool England 2 1 0 1 3 2 +1 3 4th Group 7
NASTIC 2 2 0 1 1 3 4 -1 1 =8th Group 7
Aerigia 2 0 0 2 2 5 -3 0 9th Group 6
Clearwater 2 0 0 2 1 4 -3 0 =8th Group 9
Ineptia 2 0 0 2 0 4 -4 0 9th Group 4
Thoroughbreds 2 0 0 2 2 7 -5 0 =9th Group 2
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*tag*

Oh well, losing 3-2 against both times against Ranked <30 teams ain't so bad...

Qualifying Matchday 3
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
The Eagle's Nest 5 - 3 New Luca
Total n Utter Insanity 3 - 0 Audioslavia
East Spaam 0 - 1 Kendelstand
Grand master Mark 3 - 0 Larkinia
New Montreal States 5 - 1 Presgreif

GROUP 2
Cockbill Street 3 - 2 G Bugles
Kaze Progressa 2 - 1 Lemmitania
Creedence Clearwater 1 - 1 Thoroughbreds
Gaddland 0 - 2 Dreyar
Steve's Island 0 - 1 Cicera

GROUP 3
Ravenspire 1- 0 Airenguo
Snub Nose 38 1 - 0 Halfassedstates
NEWI Cefn Druids 3 - 1 Tepalguana
The Redavic Union 3 - 1 Holy lndia
Pablicosta 1 - 2 The Evil Umpire

GROUP 4
Sqournshelous 1 - 1 Ineptia
Tanah Burung 2 - 1 Rejistania
Ianisle 4 - 1 Danilotown
Praying2God 1 - 1 Crystalakere
Vilita 1 - 1 Hawcoat

GROUP 5
Svecia 0 - 2 Dead Man
Oddslavo 1 - 2 Commerce Heights
Stalag 5 6 - 1 Makongo-Wodimalongo
Lovisa 1 - 0 The Fivefold Star
Magnus Valerius 0 - 1 Lennon Marx

GROUP 6
Kerla 3 - 1 Vollmeria
Dennisov 0 - 1 Bedistan
Belmorian Scandinavia 2 - 1 Bobbystan
Tadjikistan 3 - 1 Keyshona
Intelligent Madness 1 - 2 Aerigia

GROUP 7
Liverpool England 1 - 0 Turnia
Mattigool 1 - 2 The Lowland Clans
NASTIC 2 1 - 0 Anitram
Runaway Moose 4 - 2 New Kingman
The Republican Army 3 - 2 Winged Animals

GROUP 8
The Belmore Family 2 - 3 Carpet
Dance 2 Revolution 2 - 1 Spaam
Alex The Tall 1 - 0 Dadostan
Lovebug 3 - 1 ElephantandCastle
Raptor Claw 1 - 2 Tingitana

GROUP 9
Giant Zucchini 2 - 1 The mighty spurs
One Red Dot 2 - 2 Gesamtkuntswerk
Aquilla 2 - 2 Shang-Ti
Jeruselem 1 - 1 Clearwater
Wella 4 - 1 Nanakaland

GROUP 10
Europa Britannia 2 - 0 Oceaice
Brazillico 2 - 1 Eauz
The Weegies 1 - 3 Lallania
EL CID THE HERO 2 - 3 The Confederate
Melmond 3 - 0 Largent

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Once again, time constraints will not allow for tables. They will be done as soon as possible.

Qualifying Matchday 3
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 9
The mighty spurs 2 - 2 Wella
Nanakaland 0 - 3 Jeruselem
Clearwater 0 - 2 Aquilla
Shang-Ti 1 - 2 One Red Dot
Gesamtkuntswerk 1 - 1 Giant Zucchini



These are the same match-ups as Matchday 2... shouldn't they be different?

[code:1:3e1c81ed76]GROUP 8 P W D L F A GD Points
Dance 2 Revolution 3 3 0 0 7 2 +5 9 WWW
Tingitana 3 3 0 0 6 3 +3 9 WWW
Lovebug 3 2 0 1 7 4 +3 6 WLW
Alex The Tall 3 2 0 1 6 3 +3 6 LWW
Spaam 3 2 0 1 5 2 +3 6 WWL
Carpet 3 1 1 1 4 6 -2 4 LDW
The Belmore Family 3 1 0 2 5 5 0 3 WLL
Raptor Claw 3 0 1 2 3 6 -3 1 LDL
Dadostan 3 0 0 3 2 8 -6 0 LLL
Elephant and Castle 3 0 0 3 2 8 -6 0 LLL
[/code:1:3e1c81ed76]

GROUP 7
Liverpool England 1 - 0 Turnia
Mattigool 1 - 2 The Lowland Clans
NASTIC 2 1 - 0 Anitram
Runaway Moose 4 - 2 New Kingman
The Republican Army 3 - 2 Winged Animals



Only 0-1 this game. Getting better! Upward and onward! :wink:

[code:1:6446b4ef76]GROUP 4 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Tanah Burung 3 3 0 0 10 3 +7 9 Sqournshelous 3 2 1 0 9 1 +8 7
Praying2God 3 2 1 0 5 2 +3 7
Iansisle 3 1 1 1 7 5 +2 4
Vilita 3 1 1 1 3 3 0 4
Crystilakere 3 1 1 1 4 6 -2 4
Rejistania 3 1 0 2 4 4 0 3
Hawcoat 3 0 2 1 3 5 -2 2
Ineptia 3 0 1 2 1 5 -4 1
Danilotown 3 0 0 3 2 14 -12 0 [/code:1:6446b4ef76]

Tag, Yikes! How;d I miss this?? Damn these classes! ;)

Matchday 2 and 3 are against the same opponents?

I think Ogle made a bloop... the other groups seem to be fine :S

it seems hosts enjoy screwing up the group that i'm always in. this happened a few cups back.

I'm happy to take another 3-0 win, don't care who the opponent is. :wink:
Still, a big mess in Group 9 Day 3.

it seems hosts enjoy screwing up the group that i'm always in. this happened a few cups back.

Not sure that was really necessary, but here they are.

Qualifying Matchday 3
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

...

b]GROUP 9[/b]
Giant Zucchini 2 - 1 The mighty spurs
One Red Dot 2 - 2 Gesamtkuntswerk
Aquilla 2 - 2 Shang-Ti
Jeruselem 1 - 1 Clearwater
Wella 4 - 1 Nanakaland

...

Courtesy of the Cockbill Street Department of Sport, Mathematics Branch (Excel Office), here are inofficial tables after matchday 3:
[code:1:4f3fe91268]
Table - Group 1
Total n Utter Insanity 3 3 0 0 7-1 9
The Eagle's Nest 3 2 1 0 10-4 7
Grand Master Mark 3 2 1 0 9-5 7
New Montreal States 3 2 0 1 10-5 6
Audioslavia 3 1 1 1 3-4 4
East Spaam 3 1 1 1 5-3 4
Presgreif 3 0 2 1 4-8 2
Kendelstand 3 1 0 2 2-7 3
New Luca 3 0 0 3 3-9 0
Larkinia 3 0 0 3 1-8 0

Table - Group 2
Cockbill Street 3 3 0 0 9-3 9
Kaze Progressa 3 3 0 0 8-3 9
Gaddland 3 2 0 1 8-5 6
Dreyar 3 2 0 1 7-6 6
Creedence Clearwater 3 1 1 1 5-5 4
Lemmitania 3 1 0 2 5-3 3
G Bugles 3 1 0 2 3-7 3
Cicera 3 1 0 2 3-7 3
Thoroughbreds 3 0 1 2 3-8 1
Steve's Island 3 0 0 3 1-5 0

Table - Group 3
Snub Nose 38 3 3 0 0 7-2 9
NEWI Cefn Druids 3 2 1 0 9-3 7
Ravenspire 3 2 1 0 3-1 7
The Redavic Union 3 2 0 1 7-5 6
The Evil Umpire 3 2 0 1 5-7 6
Pablicosta 3 1 0 2 6-5 3
Halfassedstates 3 1 0 2 2-2 3
Tepalguana 3 0 1 2 3-6 1
Holy lndia 3 0 1 2 4-9 1
Airenguo 3 0 0 3 1-7 0

Table - Group 4
Tanah Burung 3 3 0 0 10-3 9
Sqournshelous 3 2 1 0 9-1 7
Praying2God 3 2 1 0 5-2 7
Vilita 3 1 1 1 3-3 4
Rejistania 3 1 0 2 4-4 3
Crystilakere 3 1 1 1 4-6 4
Hawcoat 3 0 2 1 3-5 2
Iansisle 3 1 1 1 7-5 4
Ineptia 3 0 1 2 1-5 1
Danilotown 3 0 0 3 2-14 0

Table - Group 5
Stalag 5 3 3 0 0 9-2 9
Lovisa 3 2 1 0 7-2 7
Svecia 3 2 0 1 5-3 6
Commerce Heights 3 2 0 1 5-3 6
Oddslavo 3 1 1 1 8-5 4
Dead Man 3 1 1 1 4-4 4
Lennon Marx 3 1 0 2 2-6 3
Magnus Valerius 3 0 2 1 3-4 2
Makongo-Wodimalongo 3 0 1 2 5-13 1
The Fivefold Star 3 0 0 3 0-6 0

Table - Group 6
Tadjikistan 3 3 0 0 8-3 9
Bedistan 3 3 0 0 5-2 9
Belmorian Scandinavia 3 3 0 0 5-2 9
Kerla 3 2 0 1 7-3 6
Dennisov 3 2 0 1 5-4 6
Intelligent Madness 3 1 0 2 4-5 3
Aerigia 3 1 0 2 4-6 3
Vollmeria 3 0 0 3 3-7 0
Keyshona 3 0 0 3 3-7 0
Bobbystan 3 0 0 3 2-7 0

Table - Group 7
The Lowland Clans 3 3 0 0 8-2 9
Runaway Moose 3 2 1 0 10-6 7
Liverpool England 3 2 0 1 4-2 6
The Republican Army 3 2 0 1 7-7 6
Winged Animals 3 1 1 1 6-6 4
NASTIC 2 3 1 1 1 4-4 4
Mattigool 3 1 0 2 2-3 3
Anitram 3 1 0 2 1-4 3
New Kingman 3 0 1 2 5-8 1
Turnia 3 0 0 3 3-8 0

Table - Group 8
Dance 2 Revolution 3 3 0 0 7-2 9
Tingitana 3 3 0 0 6-3 9
Lovebug 3 2 0 1 7-4 6
Alex The Tall 3 2 0 1 6-3 6
Spaam 3 2 0 1 5-2 6
Carpet 3 1 1 1 4-6 4
The Belmore Family 3 1 0 2 5-5 3
Raptor Claw 3 0 1 2 3-6 1
ElephantandCastle 3 0 0 3 2-8 0
Dadostan 3 0 0 3 2-8 0

Table - Group 9
Wella 3 2 1 0 7-3 7
Gesamtkuntswerk 3 2 1 0 6-2 7
One Red Dot 3 2 1 0 8-5 7
Aquilla 3 2 1 0 4-2 7
Giant Zucchini 3 2 0 1 5-4 6
Jeruselem 3 1 2 0 5-3 5
Shang-Ti 3 0 1 2 6-8 1
Clearwater 3 0 1 2 2-5 1
The mighty spurs 3 0 0 3 2-7 0
Nanakaland 3 0 0 3 2-8 0

Table - Group 10
Brazillico 3 3 0 0 9-2 9
Europa Britannia 3 3 0 0 7-0 9
EL CID THE HERO 3 2 0 1 7-6 6
The Confederate 3 2 0 1 7-6 6
Melmond 3 1 1 1 5-3 4
Eauz 3 1 0 2 5-5 3
Largent 3 1 0 2 4-7 3
Lallania 3 1 0 2 4-8 3
Oceaice 3 0 1 2 3-7 1
The Weegies 3 0 0 3 2-9 0
[/code:1:4f3fe91268]

Qualifying Matchday 3

[GROUP 6
Kerla 3 - 1 Vollmeria
Dennisov 0 - 1 Bedistan
Belmorian Scandinavia 2 - 1 Bobbystan
Tadjikistan 3 - 1 Keyshona
Intelligent Madness 1 - 2 Aerigia


[code:1:482ee4ebca]
GROUP 6
Tadjikistan 3 3 0 0 8 3 +5 9
Bedistan 3 3 0 0 5 2 +3 9
Belmorian Scandinavia 3 3 0 0 5 2 +3 9
Kerla 3 2 0 1 7 3 +4 6
Dennisov 3 2 0 1 5 1 +1 6
Intelligent Madness 3 1 0 2 6 6 0 3
Aerigia 3 1 0 2 2 5 -3 3
Keyshona 3 0 0 3 3 7 -4 0
Vollmeria 3 0 0 3 3 7 -4 0
Bobbystan 3 0 0 3 2 7 -5 0
[/code:1:482ee4ebca]

This should be group 6

But something is wrong somewhere...

But something is wrong somewhere...

Yup. Intelligent Madness' GD should be 4-5:

1-2 Tadjikistan
2-1 Vollmeria
1-2 Aerigia.
4-5 Total.

Qualifying Matchday 4
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
New Luca 1 - 0 Presgreif
Larkinia 3 - 1 New Montreal States
Kendelstand 1 - 3 Grand master Mark
Audioslavia 2 - 2 East Spaam
The Eagle's Nest 1 - 0 Total n Utter Insanity

GROUP 2
G Bugles 1 - 4 Cicera
Dreyar 4 - 1 Steve's Island
Thoroughbreds 3 - 3 Gaddland
Lemmitania 0 - 1 Creedence Clearwater
Cockbill Street 0 - 2 Kaze Progressa

GROUP 3
Airenguo 2 - 0 The Evil Umpire
Holy lndia 0 - 1 Pablicosta
Tepalguana 2 - 2 The Redavic Union
Halfassedstates 1 - 0 NEWI Cefn Druids
Ravenspire 1 - 3 Snub Nose 38

GROUP 4
Ineptia 2 - 2 Hawcoat
Crystalakere 1 - 3 Vilita
Danilotown 2 - 0 Praying2God
Rejistania 2 - 2 Iansisle
Sqournshelous 1 - 1 Tanah Burung

GROUP 5
Dead Man 0 - 4 Lennon Marx
The Fivefold Star 3 - 2 Magnus Valerius
Makongo-Wodimalongo 2 - 1 Lovisa
Commerce Heights 4 - 1 Stalag 5
Svecia 1 - 0 Oddslavo

GROUP 6
Vollmeria 2 - 4 Aerigia
Keyshona 2 - 1 Intelligent Madness
Bobbystan 2 - 1 Tadjikistan
Bedistan 3 - 1 Belmorian Scandinavia
Kerla 2 - 0 Dennisov

GROUP 7
Turnia 2 - 3 Winged Animals
New Kingman 1 - 1 The Republican Army
Anitram 3 - 2 Runaway Moose
The Lowland Clans 0 - 2 NASTIC 2
Liverpool England 2 - 1 Mattigool

GROUP 8
Carpet 0 - 1 Tingitana
ElephantandCastle 2 - 2 Raptor Claw
Dadostan 1 - 3 Lovebug
Spaam 2 - 0 Alex The Tall
The Belmore Family 2 - 1 Dance2Revolution

GROUP 9
The mighty spurs 4 - 2 Nanakaland
Clearwater 2 - 1 Wella
Shang-Ti 4 - 2 Jeruselem
Gesamtkuntswerk 2 - 0 Aquilla
Giant Zucchini 0 - 1 One Red Dot

GROUP 10
Oceaice 2 - 3 Largent
The Confederate 3 - 3 Melmond
Lallania 0 - 4 EL CID THE HERO
Eauz 1 - 0 The Weegies
Europa Britannia 2 - 3 Brazillico

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Cripes, so close yet so far!

I wonder why I'm losing to people who I haven't seen RPing. :(

Guess it's all in luck, huh.

It all depends on whether the random numbers like you.

[code:1:f04d66fbca]
GROUP 4 P W D L GF GA GD Pts

Tanah Burung 4 3 1 0 11 4 +7 10
Sqournshelous 4 2 2 0 10 2 +8 8
Vilita 4 2 1 1 6 4 +2 7
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Praying2God 4 2 1 1 5 4 +1 7
Iansisle 4 1 2 1 9 7 +2 5
Rejistania 4 1 1 2 6 6 0 4
Crystilakere 4 1 1 2 5 9 -4 4
Hawcoat 4 0 3 1 3 5 -2 3
Danilotown 4 1 0 3 4 14 -10 3
Ineptia 4 0 2 2 1 5 -4 2

[/code:1:f04d66fbca]

Qualifying Matchday 1 Tables
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

[code:1:3f5e6d0b4b]
GROUP 1 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
The Eagles Nest 4 3 1 0 11 4 +7 10
Grand master Mark 4 3 1 0 12 6 +6 10
Total n Utter Insanity 4 3 0 1 7 2 +5 9
New Montreal States 4 2 0 2 11 8 +3 6
East Spaam 4 1 2 1 7 5 +2 5
Audioslavia 4 1 2 1 5 6 -1 5
Larkinia 4 1 0 3 4 9 -5 3
New Luca 4 1 0 3 4 9 -5 3
Kendelstand 4 1 0 3 3 10 -7 3
Presgreif 4 0 2 2 4 9 -5 2

GROUP 2 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Kaze Progressa 4 4 0 0 10 3 +7 12
Dreyar 4 3 0 1 11 7 +4 9
Cockbill Street 4 3 0 1 9 5 +4 9
Gaddland 4 2 1 1 11 8 +3 7
Creedence Clearwater 4 2 1 1 6 5 +1 7
Cicera 4 2 0 2 7 8 -1 6
Lemmitania 4 1 0 3 5 4 +1 3
G Bugles 4 1 0 3 4 11 -7 3
Thoroughbreds 4 0 2 2 6 11 -5 2
Steve's Island 4 0 0 4 2 9 -7 0

GROUP 3 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Snub Nose 38 4 4 0 0 10 3 +7 12
NEWI Cefn Druids 4 2 1 1 9 4 +5 7
The Redavic Union 4 2 1 1 9 7 +2 7
Ravenspire 4 2 1 1 4 4 0 7
Pablicosta 4 2 0 2 7 5 +2 6
Halfassedstates 4 2 0 2 3 2 +1 6
The Evil Umpire 4 2 0 2 5 9 -4 6
Airenguo 4 1 0 3 3 7 -4 3
Tepalguana 4 0 2 2 5 8 -3 2
Holy lndia 4 0 1 3 4 10 -6 1

GROUP 4 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Tanah Burung 4 3 1 0 11 4 +7 10
Sqournshelous 4 2 2 0 10 2 +8 8
Vilita 4 2 1 1 6 4 +2 7
Praying2God 4 2 1 1 5 4 +1 7
Iansisle 4 1 2 1 9 7 +2 5
Rejistania 4 1 1 2 6 6 0 4
Crystilakere 4 1 1 2 5 9 -4 4
Hawcoat 4 0 3 1 5 7 -2 3
Danilotown 4 1 0 3 4 14 -10 3
Ineptia 4 0 2 2 3 7 -4 2

GROUP 5 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Commerce Heights 4 3 0 1 9 4 +5 9
Stalag 5 4 1 0 0 2 2 +1 3
Svecia 4 3 0 1 6 3 +3 9
Lovisa 4 2 1 1 8 4 +4 7
Lennon Marx 4 2 0 2 6 6 0 6
Oddslavo 4 1 1 2 8 6 +2 4
Dead Man 4 1 1 2 4 8 -4 4
Makongo-Wodimalongo 4 1 1 2 7 14 -7 4
The Fivefold Star 4 1 0 3 3 8 -5 3
Magnus Valerius 4 0 2 2 5 7 -2 2

GROUP 6 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Bedistan 4 4 0 0 8 3 +5 12
Kerla 4 3 0 1 9 3 +6 9
Tadjikistan 4 3 0 1 9 5 +4 9
Belmorian Scandinavia 4 3 0 1 6 5 +1 9
Aerigia 4 2 0 2 8 8 0 6
Dennisov 4 2 0 2 5 6 -1 6
Intelligent Madness 4 1 0 3 5 7 -2 3
Keyshona 4 1 0 3 5 8 -3 3
Bobbystan 4 1 0 3 4 8 -4 3
Vollmeria 4 0 0 4 5 11 -6 0

GROUP 7 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
The Lowland Clans 4 3 0 1 8 4 +4 9
Liverpool England 4 3 0 1 6 3 +3 9
Runaway Moose 4 2 1 1 12 9 +3 7
NASTIC 2 4 2 1 1 6 4 +2 7
Winged Animals 4 2 1 1 9 8 +1 7
The Republican Army 4 2 1 1 8 8 0 7
Anitram 4 2 0 2 4 6 -2 6
Mattigool 4 1 0 3 3 4 -2 3
New Kingman 4 0 2 2 6 9 -3 2
Turnia 4 0 0 4 5 11 -63 0

GROUP 8 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Tingitana 4 4 0 0 7 3 +4 12
Lovebug 4 3 0 1 10 5 +5 9
Spaam 4 3 0 1 7 2 +5 9
Dance 2 Revolution 4 3 0 1 7 4 +3 9
The Belmore Family 4 2 0 2 7 5 +2 6
Alex The Tall 4 2 0 2 6 5 +1 6
Carpet 4 1 1 2 4 7 -3 4
Raptor Claw 4 0 2 2 5 8 -3 2
ElephantandCastle 4 0 1 3 4 10 -6 1
Dadostan 4 0 0 4 3 11 -8 0

GROUP 9 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Gesamtkuntswerk 4 3 1 0 8 2 +6 10
One Red Dot 4 3 1 0 9 5 +4 10
Wella 4 2 1 1 7 5 +2 7
Aquilla 4 2 1 1 4 4 0 7
Giant Zucchini 4 2 0 2 5 5 0 6
Jeruselem 4 1 2 1 7 7 0 5
Shang-Ti 4 1 1 2 4 6 -2 4
Clearwater 4 1 1 2 4 6 -2 4
The mighty spurs 4 1 0 3 6 9 -3 3
Nanakaland 4 0 0 4 4 11 -7 0

[/code:1:3f5e6d0b4b]

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National team doing bad? No worries! Stout Lout will wash all your troubles away in a torrent of fermented brown-colored liquid! Drink Stout Lout, the official ale of overweight pissed-off sports fans.

An even fatter man is sitting in the stands, watching Tanah Burung v Snub Nose 38.
Fat man (shouting at the players): You call that a tackle? You're a bum!
Crocodiles defender Rashid Nazir: Hey, you want me to come up there and shut you up?
Fat man: Yer a waste of a uniform! I've got half a mind to throw my rotten vegetables at you instead of the Hooligans!
Nazir climbs into the stands, looking angry. A beer-seller intercepts him, and hands both him and the fat man large mugs of beer. They clink glasses. On the pitch, Tanah Burung scores.

Dissolve to jingle:
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Genetically engineered!
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OOC: I seriously cannot do group 10 since i've already stayed up well past 10 doing nothing but tables. Apologies to all those in group 10, but i'm sure you can understand i'm pretty beat.

[code:1:b32c615e91]GROUP 8 P W D L F A GD Points
Tingitana 4 4 0 0 7 3 +4 12 WWWW
Lovebug 4 3 0 1 10 5 +5 9 WLWW
Spaam 4 3 0 1 7 2 +5 9 WWLW
Dance 2 Revolution 4 3 0 1 8 4 +4 9 WWWL
The Belmore Family 4 2 0 2 7 6 +1 6 WLLW
Alex The Tall 4 2 0 2 6 5 +1 6 LWWL
Carpet 4 1 1 2 4 7 -3 4 LDWL
Raptor Claw 4 0 2 2 5 8 -3 2 LDLD
Elephant and Castle 4 0 1 3 4 10 -6 1 LLLD
Dadostan 4 0 0 4 3 11 -8 0 LLLL
[/code:1:b32c615e91]

[code:1:d980263825]The Heartland P W D L GF GA GD Pts Pos
Gesamtkuntswerk 4 3 1 0 8 2 +6 10 1st Group 9
Spaam 4 3 0 1 7 2 +5 9 =2nd Group 8
Liverpool England 4 3 0 1 6 3 +3 9 2nd Group 7
NASTIC 2 4 2 1 1 6 4 +2 7 4th Group 7
Aerigia 4 2 0 2 8 8 0 6 5th Group 6
Dennisov 4 2 0 2 5 6 -1 6 6th Group 6
East Spaam 4 1 2 1 7 5 +2 5 5th Group 1
Oddslavo 4 1 1 2 8 6 +2 4 6th Group 5
Clearwater 4 1 1 2 4 6 -2 4 =7th Group 9
Ineptia 4 0 2 2 3 7 -4 2 10th Group 4
Thoroughbreds 4 0 2 2 6 11 -5 2 9th Group 2
[/code:1:d980263825]

The missing group - Ten:

[code:1:8a1f7ba007]
Brazillico 4 4 0 0 12-4 12
Europa Britannia 4 3 0 1 9-3 9
EL CID THE HERO 4 2 0 2 11-6 9
The Confederate 4 2 1 1 10-9 7
Eauz 4 2 0 2 6-5 6
Largent 4 2 0 2 7-9 6
Melmond 4 1 2 1 8-6 5
Lallania 4 1 0 3 4-12 3
Oceaice 4 0 1 3 5-10 1
The Weegies 4 0 0 4 2-10 0 [/code:1:8a1f7ba007]

The most pointless government in the world presents the most pointless statistics in the world... ever!

Longest names (including spaces):

[code:1:74f8491743]Total n Utter Insanity 22
Belmorian Scandinavia 21
Makongo-Wodimalongo 19
New Montreal States 19
The Republican Army 19
Intelligent Madness 19[/code:1:74f8491743]


Shortest names:

[code:1:74f8491743]Eauz 4
Kerla 5
Spaam 5
Wella 5
Seven more with 6 characters[/code:1:74f8491743]

After 4 games...

There are five teams with 100% records. They are...

[code:1:74f8491743] P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Brazillico 4 4 0 0 12 4 +8 12
2 Kaze Progressa 4 4 0 0 10 3 +7 12
3 Snub Nose 38 4 4 0 0 10 3 +7 12
4 Bedistan 4 4 0 0 8 3 +5 12
5 Tingitana 4 4 0 0 7 3 +4 12[/code:1:74f8491743]

...while six more (Gesamtkuntswerk, Grand master Mark, One Red Dot, Tanah Burung, The Eagles Nest and Sqournshelous) all remain unbeaten.

Meanwhile, six teams have so far failed to pick up points...

[code:1:74f8491743] P W D L GF GA GD Pts
96 Turnia 4 0 0 4 5 11 -6 0
96 Vollmeria 4 0 0 4 5 11 -6 0
97 Nanakaland 4 0 0 4 4 11 -7 0
98 Steve's Island 4 0 0 4 2 9 -7 0
99 Dadostan 4 0 0 4 3 11 -8 0
100 The Weegies 4 0 0 4 2 10 -8 0[/code:1:74f8491743]

...while a further eleven teams are yet to win a game.

The following have been the most free-scoring so far...

Brazillico, Grand master Mark, Runaway Moose - all 12
Tanah Burung, The Eagles Nest, Dreyar, Gaddland, EL CID THE HERO, New Montreal States - all 11.

...while some teams are beginning to know how it feels to follow the Druids...

Steve's Island, The Weegies - 2
Ineptia, Dadostan - 3
Presgreif, ElephantandCastle, Holy lndia, Nanakaland - 4

Meanwhile, some teams don't seem keen on conceding goals...

Gesamtkuntswerk, Spaam, Total n Utter Insanity, Sqournshelous, Halfassedstates - all 2
Kaze Progressa, Snub Nose 38, Bedistan, Tingitana, Europa Britannia, Kerla, Liverpool England, Svecia - all 3

...while others look like they're going the wrong way sometimes.

G Bugles, Thoroughbreds, Turnia, Vollmeria, Nanakaland, Dadostan - all 11
Lallania - 12
Makongo-Wodimalongo, Danilotown - 14.

Thank you and goodnight!

Note: Stalag 5's current record is P4 W3 D0 L1 GF10 GA6, GD+4 Pts9. Though they are in the correct position in the table they have the wrong record. But hey, accidents happen!

Group 7:
Mattigool's GD is 3-5, not 3-4 (1-0 NK, 0-1 Anitram, 1-2 TLC, 1-2 LE)
Turnia has minus -6 in GD, not -63 (typo?)

Group 8:
Dance 2 Revolution's GD is 8-4, not 7-4 (1-0 EaC, 4-1 Dadostan, 2-1 Spaam, 1-2 TBF)
Similarly, TBF's GD is 7-6, not 7-5 (probably credited TBF with a 2-0 win against D2R instead of a 2-1)

Group 9:
Wella's GD is 8-5, not 7-5 (1-1 Jeruselem, 2-1 Spurs, 4-1 Nanaka, 1-2 Clearwater)
Shang-Ti's GD is 10-10, not 4-6 (2-3 GZ, 2-3 ORD, 2-2 Aquilla, 4-2 Jeruselem)
Nanakaland's GD is 4-12, not 4-11 (again, probably a 3-1 win instead of a 4-1 for Wella against Nanakaland).

UNOFFICIAL TABLES - INCLUDES GROUP 10 & Top 10
After 4th Matchday
Based soley on official tables as they are posted, withs 1 thru 9 calculated by Oglethorpian Officials and Group 10 (and Top 10) calculated by the Snub Nose 38 Ministry of Statistics, Other Totally Useless Information, and Band Aids

Unofficial Tables - Post Qualifying Matchday 4[code:1:ab0dcf1d37]
GROUP 1 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
The Eagles Nest 4 3 1 0 11 4 +7 10
Grand master Mark 4 3 1 0 12 6 +6 10
Total n Utter Insanity 4 3 0 1 7 2 +5 9
New Montreal States 4 2 0 2 11 8 +3 6
East Spaam 4 1 2 1 7 5 +2 5
Audioslavia 4 1 2 1 5 6 -1 5
Larkinia 4 1 0 3 4 9 -5 3
New Luca 4 1 0 3 4 9 -5 3
Kendelstand 4 1 0 3 3 10 -7 3
Presgreif 4 0 2 2 4 9 -5 2

GROUP 2 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Kaze Progressa 4 4 0 0 10 3 +7 12
Dreyar 4 3 0 1 11 7 +4 9
Cockbill Street 4 3 0 1 9 5 +4 9
Gaddland 4 2 1 1 11 8 +3 7
Creedence Clearwater 4 2 1 1 6 5 +1 7
Cicera 4 2 0 2 7 8 -1 6
Lemmitania 4 1 0 3 5 4 +1 3
G Bugles 4 1 0 3 4 11 -7 3
Thoroughbreds 4 0 2 2 6 11 -5 2
Steve's Island 4 0 0 4 2 9 -7 0

GROUP 3 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Snub Nose 38 4 4 0 0 10 3 +7 12
NEWI Cefn Druids 4 2 1 1 9 4 +5 7
The Redavic Union 4 2 1 1 9 7 +2 7
Ravenspire 4 2 1 1 4 4 0 7
Pablicosta 4 2 0 2 7 5 +2 6
Halfassedstates 4 2 0 2 3 2 +1 6
The Evil Umpire 4 2 0 2 5 9 -4 6
Airenguo 4 1 0 3 3 7 -4 3
Tepalguana 4 0 2 2 5 8 -3 2
Holy lndia 4 0 1 3 4 10 -6 1

GROUP 4 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Tanah Burung 4 3 1 0 11 4 +7 10
Sqournshelous 4 2 2 0 10 2 +8 8
Vilita 4 2 1 1 6 4 +2 7
Praying2God 4 2 1 1 5 4 +1 7
Iansisle 4 1 2 1 9 7 +2 5
Rejistania 4 1 1 2 6 6 0 4
Crystilakere 4 1 1 2 5 9 -4 4
Hawcoat 4 0 3 1 5 7 -2 3
Danilotown 4 1 0 3 4 14 -10 3
Ineptia 4 0 2 2 3 7 -4 2

GROUP 5 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Commerce Heights 4 3 0 1 9 4 +5 9
Stalag 5 4 1 0 0 2 2 +1 3
Svecia 4 3 0 1 6 3 +3 9
Lovisa 4 2 1 1 8 4 +4 7
Lennon Marx 4 2 0 2 6 6 0 6
Oddslavo 4 1 1 2 8 6 +2 4
Dead Man 4 1 1 2 4 8 -4 4
Makongo-Wodimalongo 4 1 1 2 7 14 -7 4
The Fivefold Star 4 1 0 3 3 8 -5 3
Magnus Valerius 4 0 2 2 5 7 -2 2

GROUP 6 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Bedistan 4 4 0 0 8 3 +5 12
Kerla 4 3 0 1 9 3 +6 9
Tadjikistan 4 3 0 1 9 5 +4 9
Belmorian Scandinavia 4 3 0 1 6 5 +1 9
Aerigia 4 2 0 2 8 8 0 6
Dennisov 4 2 0 2 5 6 -1 6
Intelligent Madness 4 1 0 3 5 7 -2 3
Keyshona 4 1 0 3 5 8 -3 3
Bobbystan 4 1 0 3 4 8 -4 3
Vollmeria 4 0 0 4 5 11 -6 0

GROUP 7 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
The Lowland Clans 4 3 0 1 8 4 +4 9
Liverpool England 4 3 0 1 6 3 +3 9
Runaway Moose 4 2 1 1 12 9 +3 7
NASTIC 2 4 2 1 1 6 4 +2 7
Winged Animals 4 2 1 1 9 8 +1 7
The Republican Army 4 2 1 1 8 8 0 7
Anitram 4 2 0 2 4 6 -2 6
Mattigool 4 1 0 3 3 4 -2 3
New Kingman 4 0 2 2 6 9 -3 2
Turnia 4 0 0 4 5 11 -63 0

GROUP 8 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Tingitana 4 4 0 0 7 3 +4 12
Lovebug 4 3 0 1 10 5 +5 9
Spaam 4 3 0 1 7 2 +5 9
Dance 2 Revolution 4 3 0 1 7 4 +3 9
The Belmore Family 4 2 0 2 7 5 +2 6
Alex The Tall 4 2 0 2 6 5 +1 6
Carpet 4 1 1 2 4 7 -3 4
Raptor Claw 4 0 2 2 5 8 -3 2
ElephantandCastle 4 0 1 3 4 10 -6 1
Dadostan 4 0 0 4 3 11 -8 0

GROUP 9 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Gesamtkuntswerk 4 3 1 0 8 2 +6 10
One Red Dot 4 3 1 0 9 5 +4 10
Wella 4 2 1 1 7 5 +2 7
Aquilla 4 2 1 1 4 4 0 7
Giant Zucchini 4 2 0 2 5 5 0 6
Jeruselem 4 1 2 1 7 7 0 5
Shang-Ti 4 1 1 2 4 6 -2 4
Clearwater 4 1 1 2 4 6 -2 4
The mighty spurs 4 1 0 3 6 9 -3 3
Nanakaland 4 0 0 4 4 11 -7 0

GROUP 10 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Brazillico 4 4 0 0 12 4 8 12
Europa Britannia 4 3 0 1 9 3 6 9
EL CID THE HERO 4 3 0 1 11 6 5 9
The Confederate 4 2 1 1 10 9 1 7
Eauz 4 2 0 2 6 5 1 6
Largent 4 2 0 2 7 9 -2 6
Melmond 4 1 2 1 8 6 2 5
Lallania 4 1 0 3 4 12 -8 3
Oceaice 4 0 1 3 5 10 -5 1
The Weegies 4 0 0 4 2 10 -8 0[/code:1:ab0dcf1d37]
Top 10 Qualifiers at the end of 4 Qualifying Matches
[code:1:ab0dcf1d37]
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Brazillico 4 4 0 0 12 4 +8 12 Gp 10
2 Kaze Progressa 4 4 0 0 10 3 +7 12 Gp 2
2 Snub Nose 38 4 4 0 0 10 3 +7 12 Gp 3
4 Bedistan 4 4 0 0 8 3 +5 12 Gp 6
5 Tingitana 4 4 0 0 7 3 +4 12 Gp 8
6 Tanah Burung 4 3 1 0 11 4 +7 10 Gp 4
6 The Eagles Nest 4 3 1 0 11 4 +7 10 Gp 1
8 Grand master Mark 4 3 1 0 12 6 +6 10 Gp 1
9 Gesamtkuntswerk 4 3 1 0 8 2 +6 10 Gp 9
10 One Red Dot 4 3 1 0 9 5 +4 10 Gp 9 [/code:1:ab0dcf1d37]

This is actually getting rather embarrassing.

Qualifying Matchday 5
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
Total n Utter Insanity 5 - 1 New Luca
East Spaam 2 - 4 The Eagle's Nest
Grand master Mark 1 - 2 Audioslavia
New Montreal States 3 - 1 Kendelstand
Presgreif 0 - 4 Larkinia

GROUP 2
Kaze Progressa 2 - 1 G Bugles
Creedence Clearwater 1 - 1 Cockbill Street
Gaddland 0 - 3 Lemmitania
Steve's Island 2 - 1 Thoroughbreds
Cicera 1 - 2 Dreyar

GROUP 3
Snub Nose 38 2 - 0 Airenguo
NEWI Cefn Druids 1 - 1 Ravenspire
The Redavic Union 2 - 3 Halfassedstates
Pablicosta 2 - 2 Tepalguana
The Evil Umpire 3 - 0 Holy lndia

GROUP 4
Tanah Burung 2 - 1 Ineptia
Iansisle 3 - 0 Sqournshelous
Praying2God 0 - 0 Rejistania
VIlita 2 - 2 Danilotown
Hawcoat 3 - 3 Crystilakere

GROUP 5
Oddslavo 3 - 3 Dead Man
Stalag 5 1 - 2 Svecia
Lovisa 1 - 2 Commerce Heights
Magnus Valerius 2 - 0 Makongo-Wodimalongo
Lennon Marx 1 - 1 The Fivefold Star

GROUP 6
Dennisov 1 - 1 Vollmeria
Belmorian Scandinavia 0 - 1 Kerla
Tadjikistan 1 - 2 Bedistan
Intelligent Madness 3 - 0 Bobbystan
Aerigia 4 - 3 Keyshona

GROUP 7
Mattigool 2 - 1 Turnia
NASTIC 2 0 - 2 Liverpool England
Runaway Moose 1 - 3 The Lowland Clans
The Republican Army 1 - 0 Anitram
Winged Animals 3 - 3 New Kingman

GROUP 8
Dance 2 Revolution 2 - 1 Carpet
Alex The Tall 2 - 3 The Belmore Family
Lovebug 0 - 2 Spaam
Raptor Claw 1 - 1 Dadostan
Tingitana 1 - 0 ElephantandCastle

GROUP 9
One Red Dot 3 - 1 The mighty spurs
Aquilla 0 - 1 Giant Zucchini
Jeruselem 0 - 1 Gesamtkuntswerk
Wella 1 - 0 Shang-Ti
Nanakaland 3 - 1 Clearwater

GROUP 10
Brazillico 4 - 1 Oceaice
The Weegies 0 - 0 Europa Brittania
EL CID THE HERO 0 - 2 Eauz
Melmond 2 - 3 Lallania
Largent 1 - 2 The Confederate

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Mom: I don't think that's a good idea.

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Sorry that's all I have to say. :cry:

Bloody Hell!!!!!!!! :x

[code:1:520d6d8d26]
GROUP 4 P W D L GF GA GD Pts

Tanah Burung 5 4 1 0 13 5 +8 13
Sqournshelous 5 2 2 1 10 5 +8 8
Iansisle 5 2 2 1 12 7 +5 8
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Vilita 5 2 2 1 8 6 +2 8
Praying2God 5 2 2 1 5 4 +1 8
Rejistania 5 1 2 2 6 6 0 5
Crystilakere 5 1 2 2 8 12 -4 5
Hawcoat 5 0 4 1 6 8 -2 4
Danilotown 5 1 1 3 6 16 -10 4
Ineptia 5 0 2 3 2 7 -5 2

[/code:1:520d6d8d26]

Finally, a win. :D

I think my chances of qualifying drowned with my two losses against newcomers, though. And now I'm facing the tougher teams next. :?

[code:1:e20de8da4a]GROUP 8 P W D L F A GD Points
Tingitana 5 5 0 0 8 3 +5 15 WWWWW
Spaam 5 4 0 1 9 2 +7 12 WWLWW
Dance 2 Revolution 5 4 0 1 10 5 +5 12 WWWLW
Lovebug 5 3 0 2 10 7 +3 9 WLWWL
The Belmore Family 5 3 0 2 10 8 +2 9 WLLWW
Alex The Tall 5 2 0 3 8 8 0 6 LWWLL
Carpet 5 1 1 3 5 9 -4 4 LDWLL
Raptor Claw 5 0 3 2 6 9 -3 3 LDLDD
Elephant and Castle 5 0 1 4 4 11 -7 1 LLLDL
Dadostan 5 0 1 4 4 12 -8 1 LLLLD
[/code:1:e20de8da4a]

((Are you doing these by hand or by computer? There is a GREAT program called LTrack that does soccer leagues and can generate these automatically.))

[code:1:e904e5424f]

Group 1

Pos Team P W D L F A GD Pts PP
1 The Eagles Nest 5 4 1 0 15 6 9 13 52
2 Total n Utter Insanity 5 4 0 1 12 3 9 12 51
3 Grand master Mark 5 3 1 1 13 8 5 10 49
4 New Montreal States 5 3 0 2 14 9 5 9 48
5 Audioslavia 5 2 2 1 7 7 0 8 47
6 Larkinia 5 2 0 3 8 9 -1 6 45
7 East Spaam 5 1 2 2 9 9 0 5 44
8 New Luca 5 1 0 4 5 14 -9 3 42
9 Kendelstand 5 1 0 4 4 13 -9 3 42
10Presgreif 5 0 2 3 4 13 -9 2 41

[/code:1:e904e5424f]

[code:1:4fc527a46f]
GROUP 6 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Bedistan 5 5 0 0 10 4 +6 15
Kerla 5 4 0 1 10 3 +7 12
Tadjikistan 5 3 0 2 10 7 +3 9
Aerigia 5 3 0 2 12 11 +1 9
Belmorian Scandinavia 5 3 0 2 6 6 0 9
Dennisov 5 2 1 2 6 7 -1 7
Intelligent Madness 5 2 0 3 8 7 +1 6
Keyshona 5 1 0 4 8 12 -4 3
Bobbystan 5 1 0 4 4 11 -7 3
Vollmeria 5 0 1 4 6 12 -6 1
[/code:1:4fc527a46f]

That should be correct, gonna add it in the RP thread to

VERY UNOFFICIAL TABLES - INCLUDES Top 10
After 5th Matchday
Groups 1 thru 9 based on the tables calculated by Oglethorpian Officials and posted after matchday 4 (plus matchday 5 results). Group 10 based on the Oglethorpian official tables posted after matchday 3, plus results from matchdays 4 & 5. Top 10 carelessly calculated by the Snub Nose 38 Ministry of Statistics, Other Totally Useless Information, and Band Aids

Unofficial Tables - Post Qualifying Matchday 4[code:1:5d1e9800b6]
GROUP 1 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
The Eagles Nest 5 4 1 0 15 6 +9 13
Total n Utter Insanity 5 4 0 1 12 3 +9 12
Grand master Mark 5 3 1 1 13 8 +5 10
New Montreal States 5 3 0 2 14 9 +5 9
Audioslavia 5 2 2 1 7 7 0 8
Larkinia 5 2 0 3 8 9 -1 6
East Spaam 5 1 2 2 9 9 0 5
New Luca 5 1 0 4 5 14 -9 3
Kendelstand 5 1 0 4 4 13 -9 3
Presgreif 5 0 2 3 4 13 -9 2

GROUP 2 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Kaze Progressa 5 5 0 0 12 4 +8 15
Dreyar 5 4 0 1 13 8 +5 12
Cockbill Street 5 3 1 1 10 6 +4 10
Creedence Clearwater 5 2 2 1 7 6 +1 8
Gaddland 5 2 2 1 11 11 0 7
Lemmitania 5 2 0 3 8 4 +4 6
Cicera 5 2 0 3 8 10 -2 6
Steve's Island 5 1 0 4 4 10 -6 3
G Bugles 5 1 0 4 5 13 -8 3
Thoroughbreds 5 0 2 3 7 13 -6 2

GROUP 3 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Snub Nose 38 5 5 0 0 12 3 +9 15
Halfassedstates 5 3 0 2 6 4 +2 9
The Evil Umpire 5 3 0 2 8 9 -1 9
NEWI Cefn Druids 5 2 2 1 10 5 +5 8
Ravenspire 5 2 2 1 5 5 0 8
Pablicosta 5 2 1 2 9 7 +2 7
The Redavic Union 5 2 1 2 11 10 +1 7
Tepalguana 5 0 3 2 7 10 -3 3
Airenguo 5 1 0 4 3 9 -6 3
Holy lndia 5 0 1 4 4 13 -9 1

GROUP 4 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Tanah Burung 5 4 1 0 13 5 +8 13
Iansisle 5 2 2 1 12 7 +5 8
Sqournshelous 5 2 2 1 10 5 +5 8
Vilita 5 2 2 1 8 6 +2 8
Praying2God 5 2 2 1 5 4 +1 8
Rejistania 5 1 2 2 6 6 0 5
Crystilakere 5 1 2 2 8 12 -4 5
Hawcoat 5 0 4 1 8 10 -2 4
Danilotown 5 1 1 3 6 16 -10 4
Ineptia 5 0 2 3 4 9 -5 2

GROUP 5 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Commerce Heights 5 4 0 1 11 5 +6 12
Svecia 5 4 0 1 8 4 +4 12
Stalag 5 5 3 0 2 11 8 +3 9
Lovisa 5 2 1 3 9 6 +3 7
Lennon Marx 5 2 1 2 7 7 0 7
Oddslavo 5 1 2 2 11 9 +2 5
Magnus Valerius 5 1 2 2 7 7 0 5
Dead Man 5 1 2 2 7 11 -4 5
The Fivefold Star 5 1 1 3 4 9 -5 4
Makongo-Wodimalongo 5 1 1 3 7 16 -9 4

GROUP 6 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Bedistan 5 5 0 0 10 4 +6 15
Kerla 5 4 0 1 10 3 +7 12
Tadjikistan 5 3 0 2 10 7 +3 9
Aerigia 5 3 0 2 12 11 +1 9
Belmorian Scandinavia 5 3 0 2 6 6 0 9
Dennisov 5 2 1 2 6 7 -1 7
Intelligent Madness 5 2 0 3 8 7 +1 6
Keyshona 5 1 0 4 8 12 -4 3
Bobbystan 5 1 0 4 4 11 -7 3
Vollmeria 5 0 1 4 6 12 -6 1

GROUP 7 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
The Lowland Clans 5 4 0 1 11 5 +6 12
Liverpool England 5 4 0 1 8 3 +5 12
The Republican Army 5 3 1 1 9 8 +1 10
Winged Animals 5 2 3 1 12 11 +1 8
Runaway Moose 5 2 1 2 13 12 +1 7
NASTIC 2 5 2 1 2 6 6 0 7
Mattigool 5 2 0 3 5 5 0 6
Anitram 5 2 0 3 4 7 -3 6
New Kingman 5 0 3 2 9 12 -3 3
Turnia 5 0 0 5 6 13 -7 0

GROUP 8 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Tingitana 5 5 0 0 8 3 +5 15
Spaam 5 4 0 1 9 2 +7 12
Dance 2 Revolution 5 4 0 1 9 5 +4 12
Lovebug 5 3 0 2 10 7 +3 9
The Belmore Family 5 3 0 2 10 7 +3 9
Alex The Tall 5 2 0 3 8 8 0 6
Carpet 5 1 1 3 5 9 -4 4
Raptor Claw 5 0 3 2 6 9 -3 3
ElephantandCastle 5 0 1 4 4 11 -7 1
Dadostan 5 0 1 4 4 12 -8 1

GROUP 9 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Gesamtkuntswerk 5 4 1 0 9 2 +7 13
One Red Dot 5 4 1 0 12 6 +6 13
Wella 5 3 1 1 8 5 +3 10
Giant Zucchini 5 3 0 2 6 5 +1 9
Aquilla 5 2 1 2 4 5 -1 7
Jeruselem 5 1 2 2 7 8 -1 5
Shang-Ti 5 1 1 3 4 7 -3 4
Clearwater 5 1 1 3 5 9 -4 4
The mighty spurs 5 1 0 4 7 12 -5 3
Nanakaland 5 1 0 4 7 12 -5 3

GROUP 10 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Brazillico 5 5 0 0 16 5 +11 15
Europa Britannia 5 3 1 1 9 3 +6 10
The Confederate 5 3 1 1 12 10 +2 10
EL CID THE HERO 5 3 0 2 11 8 +3 9
Eauz 5 3 0 2 8 5 +3 9
Largent 5 2 0 3 8 11 -3 6
Melmond 5 1 2 2 10 9 +1 5
Lallania 5 2 0 3 7 14 -7 6
Oceaice 5 0 1 4 6 14 -9 1
The Weegies 5 0 1 4 2 10 -8 1[/code:1:5d1e9800b6]
Top 10 Qualifiers at the end of 5 Qualifying Matches
[code:1:5d1e9800b6]
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Brazillico 5 5 0 0 16 5 +11 15 Gp 10
2 Snub Nose 38 5 5 0 0 12 3 +9 15 Gp 3
3 Kaze Progressa 5 5 0 0 12 4 +8 15 Gp 2
4 Bedistan 5 5 0 0 10 4 +6 15 Gp 6
5 Tingitana 5 5 0 0 8 3 +5 15 Gp 8
6 The Eagles Nest 5 4 1 0 15 6 +9 13 Gp 1
7 Tanah Burung 5 4 1 0 13 5 +8 13 Gp 4
8 Gesamtkuntswerk 5 4 1 0 9 2 +7 13 Gp 9
9 One Red Dot 5 4 1 0 12 6 +6 13 Gp 9
10 Total n Utter Insanity 5 4 0 1 12 3 +9 12 Gp 1[/code:1:5d1e9800b6]
The Minister of Statistics, Other Totally Useless Information, and Band Aids shares this bit of fluff – no side can be mathematically eliminated until the results of matchday 10 are known.

Group 10 Standings should look like this:

[code:1:a8fb05358c]
Pos Team P W D L F A GD Pts PP
1 Brazillico 5 5 0 0 16 5 11 15 54
2 Europa Britannia 5 3 1 1 9 3 6 10 49
3 The Confederate 5 3 1 1 12 10 2 10 49
4 EL CID THE HERO 5 3 0 2 11 8 3 9 48
5 Eauz 5 3 0 2 8 5 3 9 48
6 Largent 5 2 0 3 8 11 -3 6 45
7 Lallania 5 2 0 3 7 14 -7 6 45
8 Melmond 5 1 2 2 10 9 1 5 44
9 Oceaice 5 0 1 4 6 14 -8 1 40
10 The Weegies 5 0 1 4 2 10 -8 1 40
[/code:1:a8fb05358c]

According to my scorinator

Group 10 Standings should look like this:

[code:1:22d505b045]
Pos Team P W D L F A GD Pts PP
1 Brazillico 5 5 0 0 16 5 11 15 54
2 Europa Britannia 5 3 1 1 9 3 6 10 49
3 The Confederate 5 3 1 1 12 10 2 10 49
4 EL CID THE HERO 5 3 0 2 11 8 3 9 48
5 Eauz 5 3 0 2 8 5 3 9 48
6 Largent 5 2 0 3 8 11 -3 6 45
7 Lallania 5 2 0 3 7 14 -7 6 45
8 Melmond 5 1 2 2 10 9 1 5 44
9 Oceaice 5 0 1 4 6 14 -8 1 40
10 The Weegies 5 0 1 4 2 10 -8 1 40
[/code:1:22d505b045]

According to my scorinatorOPPS!! :oops: ...fixed...

[code:1:54cf05cc49]
The Heartland P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Gesamtkuntswerk 5 4 1 0 9 2 +7 13 1st Group 9
Spaam 5 4 0 1 9 2 +7 12 2nd Group 8
Liverpool England 5 4 0 1 8 3 +5 12 2nd Group 7
Aerigia 5 3 0 2 12 11 +1 9 4th Group 6
NASTIC 2 5 2 1 2 6 6 0 7 6th Group 7
Dennisov 5 2 1 2 6 7 -1 7 6th Group 6
Oddslavo 5 1 2 2 11 9 +2 5 6th Group 5
East Spaam 5 1 2 2 9 9 0 5 7th Group 1
Clearwater 5 1 1 3 5 9 -4 4 8th Group 9
Ineptia 5 0 2 3 4 9 -5 2 10th Group 4
Thoroughbreds 5 0 2 3 7 13 -6 2 10th Group 2
[/code:1:54cf05cc49]

Qualifying Matchday 6
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
New Luca 1 - 1 Larkinia
Kendelstand 2 - 0 Presgreif
Audioslavia 3 - 1 New Montreal States
The Eagle's Nest 2 - 1 Grand master Mark
Total n Utter Insanity 1 - 0 East Spaam

GROUP 2
G Bugles 0 - 5 Dreyar
Thoroughbreds 4 - 2 Cicera
Lemmitania 2 - 0 Steve's Island
Cockbill Street 4 - 0 Gaddland
Kaze Progressa 3 - 1 Creedence Clearwater

GROUP 3
Airenguo 4 - 0 Holy lndia
Tepalguana 3 - 2 The Evil Umpire
Halfassedstates 2 - 0 Pablicosta
Ravenspire 2 - 1 The Redavic Union
Snub Nose 38 2 - 0 NEWI Cefn Druids

GROUP 4
Ineptia 1 - 2 Crystilakere
Danilotown 4 - 3 Hawcoat
Rejistania 4 - 1 Vilita
Sqournshelous 2 - 2 Praying2God
Tanah Burung 4 - 1 Iansisle

GROUP 5
Deadman 3 - 1 The Fivefold Star
Makongo-Wodimalongo 4 - 2 Lennon Marx
Commerce Heights 4 - 0 Magnus Valerius
Svecia 3 - 1 Lovisa
Oddslavo 3 - 1 Stalag 5

GROUP 6
Vollmeria 1 - 1 Keyshona
Bobbystan 3 - 2 Aerigia
Bedistan 2 - 0 Intelligent Madness
Kerla 1 - 0 Tadjikistan
Dennisov 3 - 0 Belmorian Scandinavia

GROUP 7
Turnia 1 - 2 New Kingman
Anitram 3 - 1 Winged Animals
The Lowland Clans 2 - 1 The Republican Army
Liverpool England 2 - 0 Runaway Moose
Mattigool 3 - 0 NASTIC 2

GROUP 8
Carpet 1 - 3 ElephantandCastle
Dadostan 1 - 2 Tingitana
Spaam 3 - 0 Raptor Claw
The Belmore Family 2 - 1 Lovebug
Dance 2 Revolution 4 - 0 Alex The Tall

GROUP 9
The mighty spurs 4 - 1 Clearwater
Shang-Ti 1 - 3 Nanakaland
Gesamtkuntswerk 2 - 0 Wella
Giant Zucchini 3 - 0 Jeruselem
One Red Dot 2 - 0 Aquilla

GROUP 10
Oceaice 2 - 1 The Confederate
Lallania 1 - 1 Largent
Eauz 3 - 0 Melmond
Europa Brittania 2 - 0 EL CID THE HERO
Brazillico 2 - 1 The Weegies

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Junior: How ‘bout making fried chicken bones, Mom?

Mom: Oh, I would, dear, but that’d kill the chicken. And you know how your father loves the chicken. It’s like a dog to him.

Junior: Darn.

Chicken: Cluck cluck!

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Junior: Let’s try it out!

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Junior: Can I do it?

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Chicken: (muffled shriek)

Junior: Wow! That’s cool!

Mom: I’ve never seen such an efficient chicken deboning—and it did it without even killing the chicken!

Chicken: Gurgle.

Junior: But did it hurt the chicken? I heard it make a loud noise as its bones were sucked out.

Mom: No, I don’t think so. It sounded to me like a screech of orgasmic pleasure.

Junior: Wow!

Voiceover: ChicA-Live… the most efficient electric tool for deboning a chicken without killing it. Available in most fine stores for under twenty lemmings. Not to be used on non-chicken animals or humans.

[code:1:158b8d37ef]GROUP 8 P W D L F A GD Points
Tingitana 6 6 0 0 10 4 +6 18 WWWWWW
Spaam 6 5 0 1 12 2 +10 15 WWLWWW
Dance 2 Revolution 6 5 0 1 14 5 +9 15 WWWLWW
The Belmore Family 6 4 0 2 12 9 +3 12 WLLWWW
Lovebug 6 3 0 3 11 9 +2 9 WLWWLL
Alex The Tall 6 2 0 4 8 12 -4 6 LWWLLL
Elephant and Castle 6 1 1 4 7 12 -5 4 LLLDLW
Carpet 6 1 1 4 6 12 -6 4 LDWLLL
Raptor Claw 6 0 3 3 6 12 -6 3 LDLDDL
Dadostan 6 0 1 5 5 14 -9 1 LLLLDL
[/code:1:158b8d37ef]

Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!

Sorry, all I got. :(

Entirely unofficial tables.

[code:1:166b37cdd8]
Table - Group 1
The Eagle's Nest 6 5 1 0 17-7 16
Total n Utter Insanity 6 5 0 1 13-3 15
Audioslavia 6 3 2 1 10-8 11
Grand Master Mark 6 3 1 2 14-10 10
New Montreal States 6 3 0 3 15-12 9
Larkinia 6 2 1 3 9-10 7
Kendelstand 6 2 0 4 6-13 6
East Spaam 6 1 2 3 9-10 5
New Luca 6 1 1 4 6-15 4
Presgreif 6 0 2 4 4-15 2

Table - Group 2
Kaze Progressa 6 6 0 0 15-5 18
Dreyar 6 5 0 1 18-8 15
Cockbill Street 6 4 1 1 14-6 13
Lemmitania 6 3 0 3 10-4 9
Creedence Clearwater 6 2 2 2 8-9 8
Gaddland 6 2 1 3 11-15 7
Cicera 6 2 0 4 10-14 6
Thoroughbreds 6 1 2 3 11-15 5
Steve's Island 6 1 0 5 4-12 3
G Bugles 6 1 0 5 5-18 3

Table - Group 3
Snub Nose 38 6 6 0 0 14-3 18
Halfassedstates 6 4 0 2 8-4 12
Ravenspire 6 3 2 1 7-6 11
The Evil Umpire 6 3 0 3 10-12 9
NEWI Cefn Druids 6 2 2 2 10-7 8
The Redavic Union 6 2 1 3 12-12 7
Pablicosta 6 2 1 3 9-9 7
Tepalguana 6 1 3 2 10-12 6
Airenguo 6 2 0 4 7-9 6
Holy lndia 6 0 1 5 4-17 1

Table - Group 4
Tanah Burung 6 5 1 0 17-6 16
Sqournshelous 6 2 3 1 12-7 9
Praying2God 6 2 3 1 7-6 9
Rejistania 6 2 2 2 10-7 8
Iansisle 6 2 2 2 13-11 8
Vilita 6 2 2 2 9-10 8
Crystilakere 6 2 2 2 10-13 8
Danilotown 6 2 1 3 10-19 7
Hawcoat 6 0 4 2 11-14 4
Ineptia 6 0 2 4 5-11 2

Table - Group 5
Commerce Heights 6 5 0 1 15-5 15
Svecia 6 5 0 1 11-5 15
Stalag 5 6 3 0 3 12-11 9
Oddslavo 6 2 2 2 14-10 8
Dead Man 6 2 2 2 10-12 8
Lovisa 6 2 1 3 10-9 7
Lennon Marx 6 2 1 3 9-11 7
Makongo-Wodimalongo 6 2 1 3 11-18 7
Magnus Valerius 6 1 2 3 7-11 5
The Fivefold Star 6 1 1 4 5-12 4

Table - Group 6
Bedistan 6 6 0 0 12-4 18
Kerla 6 5 0 1 11-3 15
Dennisov 6 3 1 2 9-7 10
Tadjikistan 6 3 0 3 10-8 9
Aerigia 6 3 0 3 14-14 9
Belmorian Scandinavia 6 3 0 3 6-9 9
Intelligent Madness 6 2 0 4 8-9 6
Bobbystan 6 2 0 4 7-13 6
Keyshona 6 1 1 4 9-13 4
Vollmeria 6 0 2 4 7-13 2

Table - Group 7
The Lowland Clans 6 5 0 1 13-6 15
Liverpool England 6 5 0 1 10-3 15
The Republican Army 6 3 1 2 10-10 10
Mattigool 6 3 0 3 8-6 9
Anitram 6 3 0 3 7-8 9
Winged Animals 6 2 2 2 13-14 8
Runaway Moose 6 2 1 3 13-14 7
NASTIC 2 6 2 1 3 6-9 7
New Kingman 6 1 3 2 11-13 6
Turnia 6 0 0 6 7-15 0

Table - Group 8
Tingitana 6 6 0 0 10-4 18
Spaam 6 5 0 1 12-2 15
Dance 2 Revolution 6 5 0 1 14-5 15
The Belmore Family 6 4 0 2 12-9 12
Lovebug 6 3 0 3 11-9 9
Alex The Tall 6 2 0 4 8-12 6
ElephantandCastle 6 1 1 4 7-12 4
Carpet 6 1 1 4 6-12 4
Raptor Claw 6 0 3 3 6-12 3
Dadostan 6 0 1 5 5-14 1

Table - Group 9
Gesamtkuntswerk 6 5 1 0 11-2 16
One Red Dot 6 5 1 0 14-6 16
Giant Zucchini 6 4 0 2 9-5 12
Wella 6 3 1 2 9-7 10
Aquilla 6 2 1 3 4-7 7
The mighty spurs 6 2 0 4 11-13 6
Nanakaland 6 2 0 4 10-14 6
Jeruselem 6 1 2 3 7-11 5
Shang-Ti 6 1 1 4 11-14 4
Clearwater 6 1 1 4 6-13 4

Table - Group 10
Brazillico 6 6 0 0 18-6 18
Eauz 6 4 0 2 11-5 12
The Confederate 6 3 1 2 13-12 10
Europa Britannia 4 3 0 1 9-3 9
EL CID THE HERO 6 3 0 3 11-10 9
Largent 6 2 1 3 9-12 7
Lallania 6 2 1 3 8-15 7
Melmond 6 1 2 3 10-12 5
Oceaice 6 1 1 4 8-15 4
The Weegies 6 0 1 5 3-12 1
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Group 10 should look like this:
[code:1:d849e0b997]
Pos Team P W D L F A GD Pts PP
1 Brazillico 6 6 0 0 18 6 12 18 54
2 Europa Britannia 6 4 1 1 11 3 8 13 49
3 Eauz 6 4 0 2 11 5 6 12 48
4 The Confederate 6 3 1 2 13 12 1 10 46
5 EL CID THE HERO 6 3 0 3 11 10 1 9 45
6 Largent 6 2 1 3 9 12 -3 7 43
7 Lallania 6 2 1 3 8 15 -7 7 43
8 Melmond 6 1 2 3 10 12 -2 5 41
9 Oceaice 6 1 1 4 8 15 -7 4 40
10 The Weegies 6 0 1 5 3 12 -9 1 37
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Group 10 should look like this:

1. Eauz (in all standings)

grrr @ forum!

Bah! It's NOT FAIR! Throw out the old old old threads and make the forum work!!!!!

:( :( :( :( :( :(

MERDE!! :twisted:

Qualifying Matchday 7
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
East Spaam 3 - 0 New Luca
Grand master Mark 0 - 2 Total n Utter Insanity
New Montreal States 0 - 1 The Eagle's Nest
Presgreif 0 - 1 Audioslavia
Larkinia 1 - 1 Kendelstand

GROUP 2
Creedence Clearwater 0 - 1 G Bugles
Gaddland 0 - 0 Kaze Progressa
Steve's Island 1 - 2 Cockbill Street
Cicera 1 - 3 Lemmitania
Dreyar 1 - 1 Thoroughbreds

GROUP 3
NEWI Cefn Druids 2 - 1 Airenguo
The Redavic Union 0 - 2 Snub Nose 38
Pablicosta 0 - 3 Ravenspire
The Evil Umpire 3 - 4 Halfassedstates
Holy lndia 1 - 2 Tepalguana

GROUP 4
Iansisle 3 - 1 Ineptia
Praying2God 0 - 1 Tanah Burung
Vilita 0 - 0 Sqournshelous
Hawcoat 0 - 3 Rejistania
Crystilakere 1 - 3 Danilotown

GROUP 5
Stalag 5 0 - 1 Dead Man
Lovisa 0 - 3 Oddslavo
Magnus Valerius 2 - 4 Svecia
Lennon Marx 0 - 1 Commerce Heights
The Fivefold Star 4 - 3 Makongo-Wodimalongo

GROUP 6
Belmorian Scandinavia 0 - 0 Vollmeria
Tadjikistan 1 - 4 Dennisov
Intelligent Madness 0 - 3 Kerla
Aerigia 1 - 2 Bedistan
Keyshona 1 - 2 Bobbystan

GROUP 7
NASTIC 2 1 - 1 Turnia
Runaway Moose 1 - 1 Mattigool
The Republican Army 2 - 0 Liverpool England
Winged Animals 0 - 3 The Lowland Clans
New Kingman 4 - 0 Anitram

GROUP 8
Alex The Tall 2 - 2 Carpet
Lovebug 0 - 1 Dance2Revolution
Raptor Claw 0 - 2 The Belmore Family
Tingitana 1 - 1 Spaam
ElephantandCastle 2 - 1 Dadostan

GROUP 9
Aquilla 2 - 2 The mighty spurs
Jeruselem 1 - 2 One Red Dot
Wella 0 - 1 Giant Zucchini
Nanakaland 0 - 2 Gesamtkuntswerk
Clearwater 2 - 2 Shang-Ti

GROUP 10
The Weegies 2 - 0 Oceaice
EL CID THE HERO 0 - 4 Brazillico
Melmond 0 - 2 Europa Brittania
Largent 0 - 2 Eauz
The Confederate 3 - 1 Lallania

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[code:1:9fde158e8f]
The Heartland P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Gesamtkuntswerk 5 4 1 0 9 2 +7 13 1st Group 9
Spaam 5 4 0 1 9 2 +7 12 2nd Group 8
Liverpool England 5 4 0 1 8 3 +5 12 2nd Group 7
Aerigia 5 3 0 2 12 11 +1 9 4th Group 6
NASTIC 2 5 2 1 2 6 6 0 7 6th Group 7
Dennisov 5 2 1 2 6 7 -1 7 6th Group 6
Oddslavo 5 1 2 2 11 9 +2 5 6th Group 5
East Spaam 5 1 2 2 9 9 0 5 7th Group 1
Clearwater 5 1 1 3 5 9 -4 4 8th Group 9
Ineptia 5 0 2 3 4 9 -5 2 10th Group 4
Thoroughbreds 5 0 2 3 7 13 -6 2 10th Group 2
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[code:1:9fde158e8f]
EMERALD HEIGHTS GP W D L GF GA GD PTS GRP POS
Brazillico 7 7 0 0 22 6 +18 21 10 1st
Tanah Burung 7 6 1 0 18 6 +12 19 4 1st
Eauz 7 5 0 2 13 5 +8 15 10 3rd
Oglethorpia 0 --AUTO QUALIFIED--
Kingsford 0 --AUTO QUALIFIED--[/code:1:9fde158e8f]

Just can't pass up an opportunity to tell a region who thinks they're better at football than us that, well, we own you. :wink:

"Woooooooooohooooo! A draw! I can honestly say I have never been more excited with a draw in my career!"

--Turnia team captain J.S. Turner Jr.

[code:1:e96c2c0a67]GROUP 8 P W D L F A GD Points
Tingitana 7 6 1 0 11 5 +6 19 WWWWWWD
Dance 2 Revolution 7 6 0 1 15 5 +10 18 WWWLWWW
Spaam 7 5 1 1 13 3 +10 16 WWLWWWD
The Belmore Family 7 5 0 2 14 9 +5 15 WLLWWWW
Lovebug 7 3 0 4 11 10 +1 9 WLWWLLL
Alex The Tall 7 2 1 4 10 14 -4 7 LWWLLLD
Elephant and Castle 7 2 1 4 9 13 -4 7 LLLDLWW
Carpet 7 1 2 4 8 14 -6 5 LDWLLLD
Raptor Claw 7 0 3 4 6 14 -8 3 LDLDDLL
Dadostan 7 0 1 6 6 16 -10 1 LLLLDLL
[/code:1:e96c2c0a67]

Again, more unofficial tables from the Cockbill Street Department of Mathematics:

[code:1:8671993ccb]
Table - Group 1
The Eagle's Nest 7 6 1 0 18-7 19
Total n Utter Insanity 7 6 0 1 15-3 18
Audioslavia 7 4 2 1 11-8 14
Grand Master Mark 7 3 1 3 14-12 10
New Montreal States 7 3 0 4 15-13 9
East Spaam 7 2 2 3 12-10 8
Larkinia 7 2 2 3 10-11 8
Kendelstand 7 2 1 4 7-14 7
New Luca 7 1 1 5 6-18 4
Presgreif 7 0 2 5 4-16 2

Table - Group 2
Kaze Progressa 7 6 1 0 15-5 19
Dreyar 7 5 1 1 19-9 16
Cockbill Street 7 5 1 1 16-7 16
Lemmitania 7 4 0 3 13-5 12
Creedence Clearwater 7 2 2 3 8-10 8
Gaddland 7 2 2 3 11-15 8
Thoroughbreds 7 1 3 3 12-16 6
Cicera 7 2 0 5 11-17 6
G Bugles 7 2 0 5 6-18 6
Steve's Island 7 1 0 6 5-14 3

Table - Group 3
Snub Nose 38 7 7 0 0 16-3 21
Halfassedstates 7 5 0 2 12-7 15
Ravenspire 7 4 2 1 10-6 14
NEWI Cefn Druids 7 3 2 2 12-8 11
Tepalguana 7 2 3 2 12-13 9
The Evil Umpire 7 3 0 4 13-16 9
The Redavic Union 7 2 1 4 12-14 7
Pablicosta 7 2 1 4 9-12 7
Airenguo 7 2 0 5 8-11 6
Holy lndia 7 0 1 6 5-19 1

Table - Group 4
Tanah Burung 7 6 1 0 18-6 19
Rejistania 7 3 2 2 13-7 11
Iansisle 7 3 2 2 16-12 11
Sqournshelous 7 2 4 1 12-7 10
Danilotown 7 3 1 3 13-20 10
Praying2God 7 2 3 2 7-7 9
Vilita 7 2 3 2 9-10 9
Crystilakere 7 2 2 3 11-16 8
Hawcoat 7 0 4 3 11-17 4
Ineptia 7 0 2 5 6-14 2

Table - Group 5
Commerce Heights 7 6 0 1 16-5 18
Svecia 7 6 0 1 15-7 18
Oddslavo 7 3 2 2 17-10 11
Dead Man 7 3 2 2 11-12 11
Stalag 5 7 3 0 4 12-12 9
Lovisa 7 2 1 4 10-12 7
Lennon Marx 7 2 1 4 9-12 7
The Fivefold Star 7 2 1 4 9-15 7
Makongo-Wodimalongo 7 2 1 4 14-22 7
Magnus Valerius 7 1 2 4 9-15 5

Table - Group 6
Bedistan 7 7 0 0 14-5 21
Kerla 7 6 0 1 14-3 18
Dennisov 7 4 1 2 13-8 13
Belmorian Scandinavia 7 3 1 3 6-9 10
Aerigia 7 3 0 4 15-16 9
Tadjikistan 7 3 0 4 11-12 9
Bobbystan 7 3 0 4 9-14 9
Intelligent Madness 7 2 0 5 8-12 6
Keyshona 7 1 1 5 10-15 4
Vollmeria 7 0 3 4 7-13 3

Table - Group 7
The Lowland Clans 7 6 0 1 16-6 18
Liverpool England 7 5 0 2 10-5 15
The Republican Army 7 4 1 2 12-10 13
Mattigool 7 3 1 3 9-7 10
New Kingman 7 2 3 2 15-13 9
Anitram 7 3 0 4 7-12 9
Runaway Moose 7 2 2 3 14-15 8
NASTIC 2 7 2 2 3 7-10 8
Winged Animals 7 2 2 3 13-17 8
Turnia 7 0 1 6 8-16 1

Table - Group 8
Tingitana 7 6 1 0 11-5 19
Dance 2 Revolution 7 6 0 1 15-5 18
Spaam 7 5 1 1 13-3 16
The Belmore Family 7 5 0 2 14-9 15
Lovebug 7 3 0 4 11-10 9
Alex The Tall 7 2 1 4 10-14 7
ElephantandCastle 7 2 1 4 9-13 7
Carpet 7 1 2 4 8-14 5
Raptor Claw 7 0 3 4 6-14 3
Dadostan 7 0 1 6 6-16 1

Table - Group 9
Gesamtkuntswerk 7 6 1 0 13-2 19
One Red Dot 7 6 1 0 16-7 19
Giant Zucchini 7 5 0 2 10-5 15
Wella 7 3 1 3 9-8 10
Aquilla 7 2 2 3 6-9 8
The mighty spurs 7 2 1 4 13-15 7
Nanakaland 7 2 0 5 10-16 6
Shang-Ti 7 1 2 4 13-16 5
Jeruselem 7 1 2 4 8-13 5
Clearwater 7 1 2 4 8-15 5

Table - Group 10
Brazillico 7 7 0 0 22-6 21
Europa Brittania 7 5 1 1 13-3 16
Eauz 7 5 0 2 13-5 15
The Confederate 7 4 1 2 16-13 13
EL CID THE HERO 7 3 0 4 11-14 9
Largent 7 2 1 4 9-14 7
Lallania 7 2 1 4 9-18 7
Melmond 7 1 2 4 10-14 5
The Weegies 7 1 1 5 5-12 4
Oceaice 7 1 1 5 8-17 4
[/code:1:8671993ccb]

Ogle, what formula and RP bonus you using, The Republican Army doesnt RP, I RP despite exams, and he wins 2-0!?

Ogle, what formula and RP bonus you using, The Republican Army doesnt RP, I RP despite exams, and he wins 2-0!?

I lost my last 4 matches , only one of those 4 opponents RPs (sometimes), i RP every match.

So i have the same question.

RESULTS ARE RANDOM

The results are random. The RP bonus is intentionally small. This to encourage RPing, but at the same time not over-ride the random results.

Ogle, what formula and RP bonus you using, The Republican Army doesnt RP, I RP despite exams, and he wins 2-0!?

I lost my last 4 matches , only one of those 4 opponents RPs (sometimes), i RP every match.

So i have the same question.

LE: You've still got a 0.714 winning percentage. You win some, you lose some. This was just one of your off matches.

Tadjikistan: Well, three of those four losses were against teams (Bedistan, Dennisov, Kerla) who are higher ranked than you, so I'll guess your ranking is about 60 (I know I'm probably off). With RP bonus, you'd max out at around 45, which would still be lower than the other three nations who beat you (I think). Besides, you usually start to see the effects of RP bonus by the end of the tournament, since it's cumulative.

Something else we have to remember is that this is the World Cup of Football and not the World Cup of RPing. I enjoy RPing and I enjoy it when others RP, but the nature of the beast is still one which is based upon chance. And if you take away the randomness of the procedures, those shocking TnUI 1-Lanky Dude 5s, you effectively take away the World Cup.

A random Melmond fan gets a hammer, nails, and a noose after the Fearless Farmers lose three straight...

Something else we have to remember is that this is the World Cup of Football and not the World Cup of RPing. I enjoy RPing and I enjoy it when others RP, but the nature of the beast is still one which is based upon chance. And if you take away the randomness of the procedures, those shocking TnUI 1-Lanky Dude 5s, you effectively take away the World Cup.

Wow, he's right! I have hope again! Maybe Brazillico ain't all bad....

And Now It’s Time To Get To Know Your Fellow WC 14 Nations In A Little Thing We Are Calling – Won’t You Be My Neighbor
Presented By Lovebug (Note All Stats Are As Of Thursday May 6, 2004)


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GROUP 1
UN CATEGORIES REPRESENTED
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy – 4
Father Knows Best State – 2
Psychotic Dictatorship – 1
Civil Rights Lovefest – 1
Iron Fist Consumerists – 1
Capitalist Paradise - 1

Average Tax Rate: 78%
Highest Tax Rate: 100%
Lowest Tax Rate: 13%

Total No. UN Members – 4
Total No. Endorsements – 9
Average No. of Endorsements per UN Nation – 2.5

Total Population: 12902000000
Average Population: 1290200000
Lowest Population: Kendelstand – 188,000,000
Highest Population: Total n Utter Insanity - 2,259,000,000

GROUP 2 (9 of 10 Nations Included)
UN CATEGORIES REPRESENTED
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy – 4
Left-Leaning College State – 1
Father Knows Best State –1
Iron Fist Consumerists – 1
Compulsory Consumerist State – 1
Authoritarian Democracy – 1

Average Tax Rate: 69%
Highest Tax Rate: 100%
Lowest Tax Rate: 0%

Total No. UN members - 3
Total No. Endorsements - 5
Average No. of Endorsements per UN Nation - 1.66666666666666666666666666666667

Total Population: 9562000000
Average Population: 1,062,444,444.44444444444444444444444
Lowest Population: Cicera – 265000000
Highest Population: Lemmitania – 2360000000

G Bugles – NATION NO LONGER EXISTS OR NAME SPELLED WRONG

GROUP 3 (9 of 10 Nations Included)
UN CATEGORIES REPRESENTED
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy – 2
Capitalizt – 1
Benevolent Dictatorship – 1
Left-wing Utopia – 1
Capitalist Paradise – 1
Father Knows Best State – 1
Libertarian Police State – 1
Democratic Socialists – 1

Average Tax Rate: 70.4%
Highest Tax Rate: 100%
Lowest Tax Rate: 13%

Total No. UN Members - 3
Total No. Endorsements - 11
Average No. of Endorsements per UN Nation - 3.66666666666666666666666666666667

Total Population: 14158000000
Average Population: 1573111111.11111111111111111111111
Lowest Population: The Evil Umpire – 302000000
Highest Population: Ravenspire – 2935000000

Airenguo - NATION NO LONGER EXISTS OR NAME SPELLED WRONG

GROUP 4
UN CATEGORIES REPRESENTED
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy – 4
Left-Leaning College State – 2
Corporate Police State – 1
Anarchy – 1
Authoritarian Democracy – 1
Democratic Socialists – 1

Average Tax Rate: 66.7%
Highest Tax Rate: 100%
Lowest Tax Rate: 0%

Total No. UN members – 5
Total No. Endorsements – 17
Average No. of Endorsements per UN Nation – 3.4

Total Population: 14247000000
Average Population: 1,424,700,000
Lowest Population: Hawcoat - 239000000
Highest Population: Ineptia - 3129000000

GROUP 5

UN CATEGORIES REPRESENTED
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy – 3
Corporate Police State – 2
Capitalizt – 1
Father Knows Best State – 1
Left-Leaning College State – 1
Benevolent Dictatorship – 1
Compulsory Consumerist State – 1

Average Tax Rate: 62.3%
Highest Tax Rate: 100%
Lowest Tax Rate: 0%

Total No. UN members – 4
Total No. Endorsements – 65 (Lennon Marx has 59 of these)
Average No. of Endorsements per UN Nation – 16.25

Total Population: 11896000000
Average Population: 1,189,600,000
Lowest Population: The Fivefold Star - 122000000
Highest Population: Lovisa - 2814000000

GROUP 6

UN CATEGORIES REPRESENTED
Capitalist Paradise – 1
Democratic Socialists – 1
Left-Leaning College State – 1
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy – 5
Father Knows Best State – 1
Compulsory Consumerist State – 1

Average Tax Rate: 77.1%
Highest Tax Rate: 100%
Lowest Tax Rate: 15%

Total No. UN members – 6
Total No. Endorsements – 12
Average No. of Endorsements per UN Nation – 2

Total Population: 18718000000
Average Population: 1,871,800,000
Lowest Population: Intelligent Madness - 245000000
Highest Population: Aerigia - 2872000000

GROUP 7
UN CATEGORIES REPRESENTED
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy – 3
Left-Leaning College State – 2
Capitalist Paradise – 2
Iron Fist Consumerists – 1
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise – 1
Compulsory Consumerist State – 1

Average Tax Rate: 64.2%
Highest Tax Rate: 100%
Lowest Tax Rate: 17%

Total No. UN members – 7
Total No. Endorsements – 26
Average No. of Endorsements per UN Nation - 3.71428571428571428571428571428571

Total Population: 12336000000
Average Population: 1,233,600,000
Lowest Population: Anitram - 187000000
Highest Population: The Lowland Clans - 2848000000

GROUP 8
UN CATEGORIES REPRESENTED
Left-Leaning College State – 1
Democratic Socialists – 2
Civil Rights Lovefest – 1
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy – 5
Anarchy – 1

Average Tax Rate: 63.9%
Highest Tax Rate: 100%
Lowest Tax Rate: 0%

Total No. UN members – 5
Total No. Endorsements – 19
Average No. of Endorsements per UN Nation – 3.8

Total Population: 10526000000
Average Population: 1052600000
Lowest Population: ElephantandCastle - 213000000
Highest Population: Spaam - 2451000000

GROUP 9
UN CATEGORIES REPRESENTED
Compulsory Consumerist State – 1
Psychotic Dictatorship – 1
Corrupt Dictatorship – 1
Iron Fist Consumerists – 2
Father Knows Best State – 3
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy – 2

Average Tax Rate: 64.6%
Highest Tax Rate: 100%
Lowest Tax Rate: 10%

Total No. UN members – 2
Total No. Endorsements – 4
Average No. of Endorsements per UN Nation – 2

Total Population: 17935000000
Average Population: 1,793,500,000
Lowest Population: Shang-Ti - 376000000
Highest Population: Wella - 2798000000

GROUP 10 (9 out of 10)
UN CATEGORIES REPRESENTED
Democratic Socialists – 2
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy – 1
Compulsory Consumerist State – 1
Left-Leaning College State – 1
Civil Rights Lovefest - 1
Capitalizt – 1
Capitalist Paradise – 1
New York Times Democracy – 1

Average Tax Rate: 70.9%
Highest Tax Rate: 100%
Lowest Tax Rate: 0%

Total No. UN members – 6
Total No. Endorsements – 10
Average No. of Endorsements per UN Nation - 1.66666666666666666666666666666667

Total Population: 13168000000
Average Population: 1,463,111,111.11111111111111111111111
Lowest Population: Oceaice - 143000000
Highest Population: Melmond - 2868000000

Europa Britannia - NATION NO LONGER EXISTS OR NAME SPELLED WRONG

TOTAL
UN CATEGORIES REPRESENTED
Anarchy – 2
Authoritarian Democracy – 2
Benevolent Dictatorship – 2
Capitalist Paradise - 6
Capitalizt – 3
Civil Rights Lovefest - 3
Compulsory Consumerist State – 6
Corporate Police State – 3
Corrupt Dictatorship – 8
Father Knows Best State – 9
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy – 33
Iron Fist Consumerists – 5
Left-Leaning College State – 9
Left-wing Utopia – 1
Libertarian Police State – 1
New York Times Democracy – 1
Psychotic Dictatorship – 2
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise – 1

Average Tax Rate: 68.71%
Highest Tax Rate: 100%
Lowest Tax Rate: 0%

Total No. UN members – 45
Total No. Endorsements – 178
Average No. of Endorsements per UN Nation – 3.955555556

Total Population: 135,448,000,000
Average Group Population: 13,544,800,000
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Most Prevalent Political Orientation: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy – 33
Least Prevalent Political Orientation: Left-wing Utopia, Libertarian Police State,
New York Times Democracy, and Scandinavian Liberal Paradise – 1

Group With Highest Average Tax Rate – Group 1 – 78%
Group With Lowest Average Tax Rate – Group 5 – 62.3%

Group With Highest No. of Endorsements – Group 5 – 65
Group With Lowest No. of Endorsements – Group 9 – 4

Group With Highest Total Population – Group 6 – 18,718,000,000
Group With Lowest Total Population – Group 2 – 9,562,000,000

DP

[code:1:5d318c8592]Europa Britannia - NATION NO LONGER EXISTS OR NAME SPELLED WRONG[/code:1:5d318c8592]

:shock:

You kinda scared me a bit with that, but I checked and EB is still there. Population 2.291B, 96% income tax, Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, UN member (0 endorsements).

[code:1:dd43c9acfe]
The Heartland P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Gesamtkuntswerk 5 4 1 0 9 2 +7 13 1st Group 9
Spaam 5 4 0 1 9 2 +7 12 2nd Group 8
Liverpool England 5 4 0 1 8 3 +5 12 2nd Group 7
Aerigia 5 3 0 2 12 11 +1 9 4th Group 6
NASTIC 2 5 2 1 2 6 6 0 7 6th Group 7
Dennisov 5 2 1 2 6 7 -1 7 6th Group 6
Oddslavo 5 1 2 2 11 9 +2 5 6th Group 5
East Spaam 5 1 2 2 9 9 0 5 7th Group 1
Clearwater 5 1 1 3 5 9 -4 4 8th Group 9
Ineptia 5 0 2 3 4 9 -5 2 10th Group 4
Thoroughbreds 5 0 2 3 7 13 -6 2 10th Group 2
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[code:1:dd43c9acfe]
EMERALD HEIGHTS GP W D L GF GA GD PTS GRP POS
Brazillico 7 7 0 0 22 6 +18 21 10 1st
Tanah Burung 7 6 1 0 18 6 +12 19 4 1st
Eauz 7 5 0 2 13 5 +8 15 10 3rd
Oglethorpia 0 --AUTO QUALIFIED--
Kingsford 0 --AUTO QUALIFIED--[/code:1:dd43c9acfe]

Just can't pass up an opportunity to tell a region who thinks they're better at football than us that, well, we own you. :wink:

Say, while we're on that subject...

[code:1:dd43c9acfe]TERRANORDALIS P W D L GF-A Pts Grp Pos
Bedistan 7 7 0 0 14-5 21 6 1st
Tingitana 7 6 1 0 11-5 19 8 1st
Commerce Heights 7 6 0 1 16-5 18 5 1st[/code:1:dd43c9acfe]

Disregarding auto-qualifiers, I think it's safe to say we have you ALL beat. :P

[code:1:a5ca58dcda]TERRANORDALIS P W D L GF-A Pts Grp Pos
Bedistan 7 7 0 0 14-5 21 6 1st
Tingitana 7 6 1 0 11-5 19 8 1st
Commerce Heights 7 6 0 1 16-5 18 5 1st[/code:1:a5ca58dcda]

Disregarding auto-qualifiers, I think it's safe to say we have you ALL beat. :P

We'll see who's laughing at the end of qualifying when the Tingitanians will be back at their day jobs at McDonalds flipping burgers. Or playing in the Cup of Harmony, which you prefer really. :wink:

And Now It’s Time To Get To Know Your Fellow WC 14 Nations In A Little Thing We Are Calling – Won’t You Be My Neighbor
Presented By Lovebug (Note All Stats Are As Of Thursday May 6, 2004

Is it just me...or does somebody have a LITTLE too much time on their hands. :P

*amused at all these stats*

Re: randomness. Of course it should be random. It's just that in recent Cups, the formulae (and I include mine for WC12) have been somewhat TOO random.

However, I will reserve any real judgement until at least MD12, by which time the law of averages ought to have kicked in with a few exceptions. Indeed, after MD1 I thought this would be anything BUT a Cup of Parity, as I watched the 4-0s and 5-1s against newbies bombard my screen.

If it turns out that, by MD18, the randomness is too much, then Ogle/Kings may consider a constant change to adjust this (exactly as I did for WC12).

And RP bonuses being cumulative AFAIK do not apply here, as they are calculated over three matchdays (just like the WC12 RP bonus). Again, it's dull if we reach the stage where the best RPers become unbeatable - but it's still better than if non-RPers become unbeatable. Dreyar, The Republican Army, Tingitana and The Confederate have certainly overperformed.

And Now It’s Time To Get To Know Your Fellow WC 14 Nations In A Little Thing We Are Calling – Won’t You Be My Neighbor
Presented By Lovebug (Note All Stats Are As Of Thursday May 6, 2004

Is it just me...or does somebody have a LITTLE too much time on their hands. :P

I guess you could say that I am a graduating senior in college - all of my work is done so I have a lot of time to kill till graduation May 16th.

Qualifying Matchday 8
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
New Luca 1 - 0 Kendelstand
Audioslavia 1 - 0 Larkinia
The Eagle's Nest 1 - 0 Presgreif
Total n Utter Insanity 2 - 2 New Montreal States
East Spaam 1 - 2 Grand master Mark

GROUP 2
G Bugles 1 - 1 Thoroughbreds
Lemmitania 2 - 1 Dreyar
Cockbill Street 2 - 2 Cicera
Kaze Progressa 3 - 0 Steve's Island
Creedence Clearwater 0 - 1 Gaddland

GROUP 3
Airenguo 3 - 0 Tepalguana
Halfassedstates 2 - 1 Holy lndia
Ravenspire 3 - 2 The Evil Umpire
Snub Nose 38 2 - 1 Pablicosta
NEWI Cefn Druids 2 - 1 The Redavic Union

GROUP 4
Ineptia 1 - 0 Danilotown
Rejistania 2 - 0 Crystilakere
Sqournshelous 1 - 1 Hawcoat
Tanah Burung 1 - 1 Vilita
Iansisle 2 - 1 Praying2God

GROUP 5
Dead Man 1 - 2 Makongo-Wodimalongo
Commerce Heights 2 - 0 The Fivefold Star
Svecia 0 - 1 Lennon Marx
Oddslavo 2 - 1 Magnus Valerius
Stalag 1 - 1 Lovisa

GROUP 6
Vollmeria 3 - 2 Bobbystan
Bedistan 2 - 1 Keyshona
Kerla 2 - 2 Aerigia 2
Dennisov 0 - 2 Intelligent Madness
Belmorian Scandinavia 1 - 2 Tadjikistan

GROUP 7
Turnia 3 - 0 Anitram
The Lowland Clans 1 - 0 New Kingman
Liverpool England 2 - 0 Winged Animals
Mattigool 2 - 2 The Republican Army
NASTIC 2 0 - 2 Runaway Moose

GROUP 8
Carpet 3 - 4 Dadostan
Spaam 1 - 0 ElephantandCastle
The Belmore Family 2 - 3 Tingitana
Dance2Revolution 1 - 1 Raptor Claw
Alex The Tall 1 - 1 Lovebug

GROUP 9
The mighty spurs 2 - 3 Shang-Ti
Gesamtkuntswerk 2 - 0 Clearwater
Giant Zucchini 3 - 0 Nanakaland
One Red Dot 2 - 0 Wella
Aquilla 2 - 1 Jeruselem

GROUP 10
Oceaice 2 - 0 Lallania
Eauz 3 - 0 The Confederate
Europa Britannia 2 - 1 Largent
Brazillico 2 - 0 Melmond
The Weegies 1 - 0 EL CID THE HERO

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Alleged sightings of phantom pages as a result as deleted double posts have culminated in an investigation being conducted by the Bureaucratic States' own Widespread Nationwide Police. WNP officers had this to say, concerning the very real danger of the matter at hand:

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With your help, we can stop phantom forum pages!

Just 'cause I'm on and the forums seem to be working, here is the Group 2 day 8 table:

[code:1:512fed21a1]Table - Group 2
P W D L GF GA PTS
Kaze Progressa 8 7 1 0 18-5 22
Cockbill Street 8 5 2 1 18-9 17
Dreyar 8 5 1 2 20-10 16
Lemmitania 8 5 0 3 15-6 15
Gaddland 8 3 2 3 12-15 11
Creedence Clearwater 8 2 2 4 8-11 8
Thoroughbreds 8 1 4 3 13-17 7
Cicera 8 2 1 5 13-19 7
G Bugles 8 2 1 5 9-19 7
Steve's Island 8 1 0 7 5-17 3[/code:1:512fed21a1]

[code:1:a252961830]GROUP 6 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Bedistan 8 8 0 0 16 6 +10 24
Kerla 8 6 1 1 16 5 +11 19
Dennisov 8 4 1 3 13 10 +3 13
Tadjikistan 8 4 0 4 13 13 0 12
Aerigia 8 3 1 4 17 18 -1 10
Belmorian Scandinavia 8 3 1 4 7 11 -4 10
Intelligent Madness 8 3 0 5 10 12 -2 9
Bobbystan 8 3 0 5 11 17 -6 9
Vollmeria 8 1 3 4 10 15 -5 6
Keyshona 8 1 1 6 11 17 -6 4


GROUP 8 P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Tingitana 8 7 1 0 14 7 +7 22
Spaam 8 6 1 1 14 3 +11 19
Dance 2 Revolution 8 6 1 1 16 6 +10 19
The Belmore Family 8 5 0 3 16 12 +4 15
Lovebug 8 3 1 4 12 11 +1 10
Alex The Tall 8 2 2 4 11 15 -4 8
ElephantandCastle 8 2 1 5 9 14 -5 7
Carpet 8 1 2 5 11 18 -7 5
Raptor Claw 8 0 4 4 7 15 -8 4
Dadostan 8 1 1 6 10 19 -9 4[/code:1:a252961830]

"The monkey is finally off our back!"

--Turnia head coach Odle

Forums on, I am posting this:

[code:1:593a50e801]
Group 1 UnOfficial Standings

Pos Team P W D L F A GD Pts PP
1 The Eagles Nest 8 7 1 0 19 7 12 22 52
2 Total n Utter Insanity 8 6 1 1 17 5 12 19 49
3 Audioslavia 8 5 2 1 12 8 4 17 47
4 Grand master Mark 8 4 1 3 16 13 3 13 43
5 New Montreal States 8 3 1 4 17 15 2 10 40
6 East Spaam 8 2 2 4 13 12 1 8 38
7 Larkinia 8 2 2 4 10 12 -2 8 38
8 Kendelstand 8 2 1 5 7 15 -8 7 37
9 New Luca 8 2 1 5 7 18 -11 7 37
10Presgreif 8 0 2 6 4 17 -13 2 32

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More tables:

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Table - Group 1
The Eagle's Nest 8 7 1 0 19-7 22
Total n Utter Insanity 8 6 1 1 17-5 19
Audioslavia 8 5 2 1 12-8 17
Grand Master Mark 8 4 1 3 16-13 13
New Montreal States 8 3 1 4 17-15 10
East Spaam 8 2 2 4 13-12 8
Larkinia 8 2 2 4 10-12 8
Kendelstand 8 2 1 5 7-15 7
New Luca 8 2 1 5 7-18 7
Presgreif 8 0 2 6 4-17 2

Table - Group 2
Kaze Progressa 8 7 1 0 18-5 22
Cockbill Street 8 5 2 1 18-9 17
Dreyar 8 5 1 2 20-11 16
Lemmitania 8 5 0 3 15-6 15
Gaddland 8 3 2 3 12-15 11
Creedence Clearwater 8 2 2 4 8-11 8
Thoroughbreds 8 1 4 3 13-17 7
Cicera 8 2 1 5 13-19 7
G Bugles 8 2 1 5 7-19 7
Steve's Island 8 1 0 7 5-17 3

Table - Group 3
Snub Nose 38 8 8 0 0 18-4 24
Halfassedstates 8 6 0 2 14-8 18
Ravenspire 8 5 2 1 13-8 17
NEWI Cefn Druids 8 4 2 2 14-9 14
Airenguo 8 3 0 5 11-11 9
The Evil Umpire 8 3 0 5 15-19 9
Tepalguana 8 2 3 3 12-16 9
The Redavic Union 8 2 1 5 13-16 7
Pablicosta 8 2 1 5 10-14 7
Holy lndia 8 0 1 7 6-21 1

Table - Group 4
Tanah Burung 8 6 2 0 19-7 20
Rejistania 8 4 2 2 15-7 14
Iansisle 8 4 2 2 18-13 14
Sqournshelous 8 2 5 1 13-8 11
Vilita 8 2 4 2 10-11 10
Danilotown 8 3 1 4 13-21 10
Praying2God 8 2 3 3 8-9 9
Crystilakere 8 2 2 4 11-18 8
Hawcoat 8 0 5 3 12-18 5
Ineptia 8 1 2 5 7-14 5

Table - Group 5
Commerce Heights 8 7 0 1 18-5 21
Svecia 8 6 0 2 15-8 18
Oddslavo 8 4 2 2 19-11 14
Dead Man 8 3 2 3 12-14 11
Stalag 5 8 3 1 4 13-13 10
Lennon Marx 8 3 1 4 10-12 10
Makongo-Wodimalongo 8 3 1 4 16-23 10
Lovisa 8 2 2 4 11-13 8
The Fivefold Star 8 2 1 5 9-17 7
Magnus Valerius 8 1 2 5 10-17 5

Table - Group 6
Bedistan 8 8 0 0 16-6 24
Kerla 8 6 1 1 16-5 19
Dennisov 8 4 1 3 13-10 13
Tadjikistan 8 4 0 4 13-13 12
Aerigia 8 3 1 4 17-18 10
Belmorian Scandinavia 8 3 1 4 7-11 10
Intelligent Madness 8 3 0 5 10-12 9
Bobbystan 8 3 0 5 11-17 9
Vollmeria 8 1 3 4 10-15 6
Keyshona 8 1 1 6 11-17 4

Table - Group 7
The Lowland Clans 8 7 0 1 17-6 21
Liverpool England 8 6 0 2 12-5 18
The Republican Army 8 4 2 2 14-12 14
Mattigool 8 3 2 3 11-9 11
Runaway Moose 8 3 2 3 16-15 11
New Kingman 8 2 3 3 15-14 9
Anitram 8 3 0 5 7-15 9
NASTIC 2 8 2 2 4 7-12 8
Winged Animals 8 2 2 4 13-19 8
Turnia 8 1 1 6 11-16 4

Table - Group 8
Tingitana 8 7 1 0 14-7 22
Spaam 8 6 1 1 14-3 19
Dance 2 Revolution 8 6 1 1 16-6 19
The Belmore Family 8 5 0 3 16-12 15
Lovebug 8 3 1 4 12-11 10
Alex The Tall 8 2 2 4 11-15 8
ElephantandCastle 8 2 1 5 9-14 7
Carpet 8 1 2 5 11-18 5
Raptor Claw 8 0 4 4 7-15 4
Dadostan 8 1 1 6 10-19 4

Table - Group 9
Gesamtkuntswerk 8 7 1 0 15-2 22
One Red Dot 8 7 1 0 18-7 22
Giant Zucchini 8 6 0 2 13-5 18
Aquilla 8 3 2 3 8-10 11
Wella 8 3 1 4 9-10 10
Shang-Ti 8 2 2 4 16-18 8
The mighty spurs 8 2 1 5 15-18 7
Nanakaland 8 2 0 6 10-19 6
Jeruselem 8 1 2 5 9-15 5
Clearwater 8 1 2 5 8-17 5

Table - Group 10
Brazillico 8 8 0 0 24-6 24
Europa Brittania 8 6 1 1 15-4 19
Eauz 8 6 0 2 16-5 18
The Confederate 8 4 1 3 16-16 13
EL CID THE HERO 8 3 0 5 11-15 9
Largent 8 2 1 5 10-16 7
The Weegies 8 2 1 5 6-12 7
Oceaice 8 2 1 5 10-17 7
Lallania 8 2 1 5 9-20 7
Melmond 8 1 2 5 10-16 5
[/code:1:45a1953b4b]

OOC: Will be offline tomorrow, most likely - so the CS Department of Mathematics is shut down then ;)

Qualifying Matchday 9
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
Grand master Mark 4 - 1 New Luca
New Montreal States 1 - 1 East Spaam
Presgreif 1 - 3 Total n Utter Insanity
Larkinia 0 - 5 The Eagle's Nest
Kendelstand 0 - 2 Audioslavia

GROUP 2
Gaddland 4 - 2 G Bugles
Steve's Island 2 - 0 Creedence Clearwater
Cicera 1 - 2 Kaze Progressa
Dreyar 0 - 2 Cockbill Street
Thoroughbreds 0 - 4 Lemmitania

GROUP 3
The Redavic Union 2 - 3 Airenguo
Pablicosta 0 - 0 NEWI Cefn Druids
The Evil Umpire 0 - 3 Snub Nose 38
Holy lndia 0 - 1 Ravenspire
Tepalguana 1 - 2 Halfassedstates

GROUP 4
Praying2God 1 - 0 Ineptia
Vilitia 2 - 4 Iansisle
Hawcoat 0 - 3 Tanah Burung
Crystilakere 2 - 2 Sqournshelous
Danilotown 1 - 3 Rejistania

GROUP 5
Lovisa 2 - 1 Dead Man
Magnus-Valerius 3 - 4 Stalag 5
Lennon Marx 0 - 1 Oddslavo
The Fivefold Star 2 - 2 Svecia
Makongo-Wodimalongo 2 - 2 Commerce Heights

GROUP 6
Tadjikistan 1 - 1 Vollmeria
Intelligent Madness 1 - 1 Belmorian Scandinavia
Aerigia 1 - 3 Dennisov
Keyshona 0 - 3 Kerla
Bobbystan 0 - 3 Bedistan

GROUP 7
Runaway Moose 1 - 2 Turnia
The Republican Army 0 - 1 NASTIC 2
Winged Animals 1 - 0 Mattigool
New Kingman 0 - 4 Liverpool England
Anitram 2 - 4 The Lowland Clans

GROUP 8
Lovebug 4 - 1 Carpet
Raptor Claw 1 - 1 Alex The Tall
Tingitana 1 - 1 Dance2Revolution
ElephantandCastle 2 - 3 The Belmore Family
Dadostan 1 - 1 Spaam

GROUP 9
Jeruselem 1 - 0 The mighty spurs
Wella 2 - 0 Aquilla
Nanakaland 0 - 4 One Red Dot
Clearwater 1 - 2 Giant Zucchini
Shang-Ti 1 - 1 Gesamtkuntswerk

GROUP 10
EL CID THE HERO 1 - 0 Oceaice
Melmond 1 - 0 The Weegies
Largent 0 - 1 Brazillico
The Confederate 1 - 1 Europa Britannia
Lallania 0 - 1 Eauz

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Girl: But these rocks hurt my teeth!

Father: If only we could eat roadkill, we'd have it made! The streets are practically carpeted with the crushed carcasses of lemmings.

Mother: Wait a minute, what's that on the shelf?

Father: Why, it's an Eclectic Lemming Corporation Roadkill Rejuvenator! I'd forgotten we have that!

Boy: What's a Roadkill Rejuvenator?

Mother: It's the greatest invention since the electric chicken deboner. You just use the frontloading spatulizer to scoop up a flattened lemming from the roadway, press the big red switch, and in minutes, the lemming is revitalized to its original dimensions and nutritional value!

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DOUBLE POST -- DON'T DELETE ME!

MORE LINKS

WORLD CUP 14 QUALIFYING
Matchday 1 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3111637#3111637)
Matchday 2 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3117804#3117804)
Matchday 3 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3122277#3122277)
Matchday 4 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3125577#3125577)
Matchday 5 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3128200#3128200)
Matchday 6 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3131982#3131982)
Matchday 7 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3134751#3134751)
Matchday 8 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3137768#3137768)
Matchday 9 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3140199#3140199)*

Asterisk* denotes current matchday.

WORLD CUP 14 THREADS
World Cup 14 RP Thread (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=142449&highlight=&sid=cafe4b44a7d8e645b1a45a420343bff0)
Pre-World Cup 14 RP Thread (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=141006&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)
World Cup 14 Scores (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3111637)
World Cup Rosters (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3077618#3077618)
World Cup 14 Signups (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=133124&highlight=)
The Big Book of World Cup Rules (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=138502&highlight=)
NationStates World Cup Link Page (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=137884&start=0)

And now...

Qualifying Matchday 1-9 Statistics
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

EXEMPLARY PREFORMANCES
Best Record: Snub Nose 38 (9-0-0), Brazillico (9-0-0), Bedistan (9-0-0), Kaze Progressa (8-1-0), The Eagle's Nest (8-1-0)
Most Goals For: Brazillico (25), The Eagle's Nest (24), Snub Nose 38 (21), Dreyar (20), Oddslavo (20)
Least Goals Against: Gesamtkuntswerk (3), Spaam (4), Snub Nose 38 (4)
Best GD: Brazillico (+19), The Eagle's Nest (+17), Snub Nose 38 (+17), Kaze Progressa (+14), Commerce Heights (+13)

NOTABLE FAILURES
Worst Record: Holy lndia (0-1-8), Presgreif (0-2-7), Keyshona (1-1-7), Dadostan (1-2-6), Ineptia (1-2-6)
Least Goals For: Presgreif (5), Holy lndia (6), Ineptia (7), Steve's Island (7), Kendelstand (7)
Most Goals Against: Nanakaland (23), Lallania (21), G Bugles (21)
Worst GD: Holy lndia (-16), Presgreif (-15), Lallania (-12), Clearwater (-10), Keyshona (-9)

REGIONAL STATISTICS
Regional Representation: The Heartland (11), FIFA (10), The Emerald Heights (5), Terranordalis (3), Asteroid B 612 (2), United Powers (2)
Average Rank:
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REGION AVRG RNK
The Heartland 68
FIFA 58
The Emerald Heights 19
Terranordalis 53
Asteroid B 612 47
United Powers 23

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EXEMPLARY PREFORMANCES
Best Record: Snub Nose 38 (9-0-0), Brazillico (9-0-0), Bedistan (9-0-0), Kaze Progressa (8-1-0), The Eagle's Nest (8-1-0)
Most Goals For: Brazillico (25), The Eagle's Nest (24), Snub Nose 38 (21), Dreyar (20), Oddslavo (20), Total n Utter Insanity (20)
Least Goals Against: Gesamtkuntswerk (3), Spaam (4), Snub Nose 38 (4)
Best GD: Brazillico (+19), The Eagle's Nest (+17), Snub Nose 38 (+17), Kaze Progressa (+14), Total n Utter Insanity (+14), Commerce Heights (+13)

"Two wins in a row, oh yeah!"

--screamed Turnia GK Donald Heinz to waving fans

Oy Ogle, mistake there. through matchday nine my team currently has 21 goals for (w00t)

MORE LINKS

WORLD CUP 14 QUALIFYING
Matchday 1 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3111637#3111637)
Matchday 2 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3117804#3117804)
Matchday 3 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3122277#3122277)
Matchday 4 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3125577#3125577)
Matchday 5 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3128200#3128200)
Matchday 6 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3131982#3131982)
Matchday 7 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3134751#3134751)
Matchday 8 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3137768#3137768)
Matchday 9 (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3140199#3140199)*

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WORLD CUP 14 THREADS
World Cup 14 RP Thread (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=142449&highlight=&sid=cafe4b44a7d8e645b1a45a420343bff0)
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World Cup 14 Scores (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3111637)
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World Cup 14 Signups (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=133124&highlight=)
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And now...

Qualifying Matchday 1-9 Statistics
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

EXEMPLARY PREFORMANCES
Best Record: Snub Nose 38 (9-0-0), Brazillico (9-0-0), Bedistan (9-0-0), Kaze Progressa (8-1-0), The Eagle's Nest (8-1-0)
Most Goals For: Brazillico (25), The Eagle's Nest (24), Snub Nose 38 (21), Dreyar (20), Oddslavo (20)
Least Goals Against: Gesamtkuntswerk (3), Spaam (4), Snub Nose 38 (4)
Best GD: Brazillico (+19), The Eagle's Nest (+17), Snub Nose 38 (+17), Kaze Progressa (+14), Commerce Heights (+13)

NOTABLE FAILURES
Worst Record: Holy lndia (0-1-8), Presgreif (0-2-7), Keyshona (1-1-7), Dadostan (1-2-6), Ineptia (1-2-6)
Least Goals For: Presgreif (5), Holy lndia (6), Ineptia (7), Steve's Island (7), Kendelstand (7)
Most Goals Against: Nanakaland (23), Lallania (21), G Bugles (21)
Worst GD: Holy lndia (-16), Presgreif (-15), Lallania (-12), Clearwater (-10), Keyshona (-9)

REGIONAL STATISTICS
Regional Representation: The Heartland (11), FIFA (10), The Emerald Heights (5), Terranordalis (3), Asteroid B 612 (2), United Powers (2)
Average Rank:
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REGION AVRG RNK
The Heartland 68
FIFA 58
The Emerald Heights 19
Terranordalis 53
Asteroid B 612 47
United Powers 23

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Atlantian Oceania has 2 as well!

And I believe-- unless someone has moved-- that our own Alliance of Socialist States has 4 entrants.

Qualifying Matchday 10
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
New Luca 1 - 3 Audioslavia
Kendelstand 1 - 2 The Eagle's Nest
Larkinia 0 - 0 Total n Utter Insanity
Presgreif 2 - 2 East Spaam
New Montreal States 1 - 1 Grand master Mark

GROUP 2
G Bugles 1 - 2 Lemmitania
Thoroughbreds 1 - 3 Cockbill Street
Dreyar 0 - 1 Kaze Progressa
Cicera 0 - 4 Creedence Clearwater
Steve's Island 0 - 3 Gaddland

GROUP 3
Airenguo 0 - 3 Halfassedstates
Tepalguana 1 - 2 Ravenspire
Holy lndia 0 - 4 Snub Nose 38
The Evil Umpire 0 - 1 NEWI Cefn Druids
Pablicosta 2 - 2 The Redavic Union

GROUP 4
Ineptia 0 - 3 Rejistania
Danilotown 1 - 2 Sqournshelous
Crystilakere 0 - 2 Tanah Burung
Hawcoat 3 - 3 Iansisle
Vilita 0 - 4 Praying2God

GROUP 5
Dead Man 0 - 1 Commerce Heights
Makongo-Wodimalongo 0 - 4 Svecia
The Fivefold Star 1 - 0 Oddslavo
Lennon Marx 1 - 1 Stalag 5
Magnus Valerius 0 - 0 Lovisa

GROUP 6
Vollmeria 1 - 4 Bedistan
Bobbystan 1 - 3 Kerla
Keyshona 0 - 2 Dennisov
Aerigia 1 - 1 Belmorian Scandinavia
Intelligent Madness 3 - 1 Tadjikistan

GROUP 7
Turnia 2 - 4 The Lowland Clans
Anitram 1 - 3 Liverpool ENgland
New Kingman 0 - 1 Mattigool
Winged Animals 0 - 4 NASTIC 2
The Republican Army 2 - 3 Runaway Moose

GROUP 8
Carpet 0 - 1 Spaam
Dadostan 1 - 4 The Belmore Family
ElephantandCastle 1 - 2 Dance2Revolution
Tingitana 1 - 2 Alex The Tall
Raptor Claw 0 - 1 Lovebug

GROUP 9
The mighty spurs 1 - 2 Gesamtkuntswerk
Shang-Ti 1 - 3 Giant Zucchini
Clearwater 0 - 2 One Red Dot
Nanakaland 1 - 3 Aquilla
Wella 2 - 2 Jeruselem

GROUP 10
Oceaice 0 - 2 Eauz
Lallania 0 - 3 Europa Brittania
The Confederate 2 -2 Brazillico
Largent 0 - 2 The Weegies
Melmond 3 - 0 EL CID THE HERO

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"... and all good things..."

--Turnia broadcast team

[code:1:bedf27389b]GROUP 8 P W D L F A GD Pts
Spaam 10 7 2 1 16 4 +12 23 WWLWWWDWDW
Dance 2 Revolution 10 7 2 1 19 8 +11 23 WWWLWWWDDW
Tingitana 10 7 2 1 16 10 +6 23 WWWWWWDWDL
The Belmore Family 10 7 0 3 23 15 +8 21 WLLWWWWLWW
Lovebug 10 5 1 4 17 12 +5 18 WLWWLLLDWW
Alex The Tall 10 3 3 4 14 17 -3 12 LWWLLLDDDW
Elephant and Castle 10 2 1 7 12 19 -7 7 LLLDLWWLLL
Raptor Claw 10 0 5 5 8 17 -9 5 LDLDDLLDDL
Carpet 10 1 2 7 12 23 -11 5 LDWLLLDLLL
Dadostan 10 1 2 7 12 24 -12 5 LLLLDLLWDL
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Table - Group 3
Snub Nose 38 10 10 0 0 25-4 30
Halfassedstates 10 8 0 2 19-9 24
Ravenspire 10 7 2 1 16-9 23
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NEWI Cefn Druids 10 5 3 2 15-9 18
Airenguo 10 4 0 6 14-16 12
Pablicosta 10 2 3 5 12-16 9
The Evil Umpire 10 3 0 7 15-23 9
Tepalguana 10 2 3 5 14-20 9
The Redavic Union 10 2 2 6 17-21 8
Holy lndia 10 0 1 9 6-26 1
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Top 10 Qualifiers at the end of 10 Qualifying Matches
Commerce Heights leads Kerla by 2 “goals for” for 10th place, but both are listed.
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P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Snub Nose 38 10 10 0 0 25 4 +21 30 Gp 3
2 Bedistan 10 10 0 0 23 7 +16 30 Gp 6
3 Brazillico 10 9 1 0 27 8 +19 28 Gp 10
4 The Eagles Nest 10 9 1 0 26 8 +18 28 Gp 1
5 One Red Dot 10 9 1 0 24 7 +17 28 Gp 9
6 Kaze Progressa 10 9 1 0 21 6 +15 28 Gp 2
7 The Lowland Clans 10 9 0 1 25 10 +15 27 Gp 7
8 Tanah Burung 10 8 2 0 24 7 +17 26 Gp 4
9 Gesamtkuntswerk 10 8 2 0 18 4 +14 26 Gp 9

10a Commerce Heights 10 8 1 1 21 7 +14 25 Gp 5
10b Kerla 10 8 1 1 19 5 +14 25 Gp 6[/code:1:fd8d7f3b0c]

The Minister of Statistics, Other Totally Useless Information, and Band Aids notes that there is a side from every group except group 8 on this top 10 list.

Oh great the cup already started! Why does nobody ever tell me these things??

Qualifying Matchday 11
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
New Montreal States 3 - 3 New Luca
Grand master Mark 0 - 1 Presgreif
East Spaam 3 - 1 Larkinia
Total n Utter Insanity 2 - 0 Kendelstand
The Eagle's Nest 2 - 0 Audioslavia

GROUP 2
Steve's Island 2 - 1 G Bugles
Gaddland 1 - 1 Cicera
Creedence Clearwater 1 - 0 Dreyar
Kaze Progressa 2 - 0 Thoroughbreds
Cockbill Street 0 - 0 Lemmitania

GROUP 3
Pablicosta 0 - 0 Airenguo
The Redavic Union 3 - 0 The Evil Umpire
NEWI Cefn Druids 5 - 2 Holy lndia
Snub Nose 38 3 - 1 Tepalguana
Ravenspire 0 - 0 Halfassed States

GROUP 4
Vilitia 3 - 3 Ineptia
Praying2God 2 - 3 Hawcoat
Iansisle 1 - 1 Crystilakere
Tanah Burung 2 - 2 Danilotown
Sqournshelous 1 - 2 Rejistania

GROUP 5
Magnus Valerius 1 - 1 Dead Man
Lovisa 2 - 2 Lennon Marx
Stalag 5 2 - 1 The Fivefold Star
Oddslavo 1 - 1 Makongo-Wodimalongo
Svecia 2 - 1 Commerce Heights

GROUP 6
Intelligent Madness 1 - 1 Vollmeria
Tadjikistan 4 - 2 Aerigia
Belmorian Scandinavia 2 - 0 Keyshona
Dennisov 3 - 1 Bobbystan
Kerla 1 - 1 Bedistan

GROUP 7
The Republican Army 3 - 1 Turnia
Runaway Moose 2 - 1 Winged Animals
NASTIC 2 5 - 1 New Kingman
Mattigool 2 - 1 Anitram
Liverpool England 1 - 2 The Lowland Clans

GROUP 8
Raptor Claw 1 - 1 Carpet
Lovebug 2 - 0 Tingitana
Alex The Tall 3 - 0 ElephantandCastle
Dance2Revolution 2 - 1 Dadostan
The Belmore Family 2 - 2 Spaam

GROUP 9
Wella 2 - 2 The mighty spurs
Jeruselem 1 - 3 Nanakaland
Aquilla 2 - 3 Clearwater
One Red Dot 2 - 2 Shang-Ti
Giant Zucchini 0 - 1 Gesamtkuntswerk

GROUP 10
Melmond 1 - 1 Oceaice
EL CID THE HERO 1 - 0 Largent
The Weegies 0 - 2 The Confederate
Brazillico 3 - 1 Lallania
Europa Brittania 2 - 2 Eauz
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And now, a word from our sponsors.

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Well, the makers of triple-B, Fat Lout Brewers, have teamed up with Lemmitania's very own Eclectic Lemming Coporation and paid me to endorse their newest creation. The first time they handed me a bottle of ChickenBud Brew, I said, 'What the hell is this? Beer that tastes like chicken? You're out of your freaking minds!'

Yeah, I thought it was a pretty crazy idea. But they handed me a big sack of money and I took a sip. And you know what? It blew my mind. 'Holy crapping Bejeezus!' I exclaimed. 'It's like a chicken is partying on my taste buds!' And then...

And then it kicked in. A buzz like I hadn't had since the last time I smoked an entire bud of lovely, fresh Burung Blue. Ohhhh, man. That stuff is sweet. And that's what they use to brew ChickenBud. It's like a chicken-flavored triple-B... and then some.

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"Well my friend, we have just imploded!"

--Turnia Broadcast Team

I'm just letting you know that I won't be able to RP at the moment. I have testing at school to study for.

[code:1:7cfaf11b7e]GROUP 8 P W D L F A GD Pts
Dance 2 Revolution 11 8 2 1 21 9 +12 26 WWWLWWWDDWW
Spaam 11 7 3 1 18 6 +12 24 WWLWWWDWDWD
Tingitana 11 7 2 2 16 12 +4 23 WWWWWWDWDLL
The Belmore Family 11 7 1 3 25 17 +8 22 WLLWWWWLWWD
Lovebug 11 6 1 4 19 12 +7 19 WLWWLLLDWWW
Alex The Tall 11 4 3 4 17 17 0 15 LWWLLLDDDWW
Elephant and Castle 11 2 1 8 12 22 -10 7 LLLDLWWLLLL
Raptor Claw 11 0 6 5 9 18 -9 6 LDLDDLLDDLD
Carpet 11 1 3 7 13 24 -11 6 LDWLLLDLLLD
Dadostan 11 1 2 8 13 26 -13 5 LLLLDLLWDLL
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Table - Group 1
The Eagle's Nest 11 10 1 0 28-8 31
Total n Utter Insanity 11 8 2 1 22-6 26
Audioslavia 11 7 2 2 17-11 23
Grand Master Mark 11 5 2 4 21-16 17
East Spaam 11 3 4 4 19-16 13
New Montreal States 11 3 4 4 22-20 13
Larkinia 11 2 3 6 11-20 9
New Luca 11 2 2 7 12-28 8
Kendelstand 11 2 1 8 8-21 7
Presgreif 11 1 3 7 8-22 6

Table - Group 2
Kaze Progressa 11 10 1 0 23-6 31
Cockbill Street 11 7 3 1 23-10 24
Lemmitania 11 7 1 3 21-7 22
Gaddland 11 5 3 3 20-18 18
Dreyar 11 5 1 5 20-15 16
Creedence Clearwater 11 4 2 5 13-13 14
Steve's Island 11 3 0 8 9-21 9
Cicera 11 2 2 7 15-26 8
Thoroughbreds 11 1 4 6 14-26 7
G Bugles 11 2 1 8 11-27 7

Table - Group 3
Snub Nose 38 11 11 0 0 28-5 33
Halfassedstates 11 8 1 2 19-9 25
Ravenspire 11 7 3 1 16-9 24
NEWI Cefn Druids 11 6 3 2 20-11 21
Airenguo 11 4 1 6 14-16 13
The Redavic Union 11 3 2 6 20-21 11
Pablicosta 11 2 4 5 12-16 10
Tepalguana 11 2 3 6 15-23 9
The Evil Umpire 11 3 0 8 15-26 9
Holy lndia 11 0 1 10 8-31 1

Table - Group 4
Tanah Burung 11 8 3 0 26-9 27
Rejistania 11 7 2 2 23-9 23
Iansisle 11 5 4 2 26-19 19
Sqournshelous 11 3 6 2 18-13 15
Praying2God 11 4 3 4 15-12 15
Vilita 11 2 5 4 15-22 11
Danilotown 11 3 2 6 17-28 11
Crystilakere 11 2 4 5 14-23 10
Hawcoat 11 1 6 4 18-26 9
Ineptia 11 1 3 7 10-21 6

Table - Group 5
Commerce Heights 11 8 1 2 22-9 25
Svecia 11 8 1 2 23-11 25
Oddslavo 11 5 3 3 21-13 18
Stalag 5 11 5 2 4 20-18 17
Lovisa 11 3 4 4 15-16 13
Lennon Marx 11 3 3 5 13-16 12
Dead Man 11 3 3 5 14-18 12
Makongo-Wodimalongo 11 3 3 5 19-30 12
The Fivefold Star 11 3 2 6 13-21 11
Magnus Valerius 11 1 4 6 14-22 7

Table - Group 6
Bedistan 11 10 1 0 24-8 31
Kerla 11 8 2 1 23-7 26
Dennisov 11 7 1 3 21-12 22
Tadjikistan 11 5 1 5 19-19 16
Belmorian Scandinavia 11 4 3 4 11-13 15
Intelligent Madness 11 4 2 5 15-15 14
Aerigia 11 3 2 6 21-26 11
Bobbystan 11 3 0 8 13-26 9
Vollmeria 11 1 5 5 13-21 8
Keyshona 11 1 1 9 11-24 4

Table - Group 7
The Lowland Clans 11 10 0 1 27-11 30
Liverpool England 11 8 0 3 20-8 24
NASTIC 2 11 5 2 4 17-13 17
Mattigool 11 5 2 4 14-11 17
Runaway Moose 11 5 2 4 22-20 17
The Republican Army 11 5 2 4 19-17 17
Winged Animals 11 3 2 6 15-25 11
New Kingman 11 2 3 6 16-24 9
Anitram 11 3 0 8 11-24 9
Turnia 11 2 1 8 16-24 7

Table - Group 8
Dance 2 Revolution 11 8 2 1 21-9 26
Spaam 11 7 3 1 18-6 24
Tingitana 11 7 2 2 16-12 23
The Belmore Family 11 7 1 3 25-17 22
Lovebug 11 6 1 4 19-12 19
Alex The Tall 11 4 3 4 17-17 15
ElephantandCastle 11 2 1 8 12-22 7
Raptor Claw 11 0 6 5 9-18 6
Carpet 11 1 3 7 13-24 6
Dadostan 11 1 2 8 13-26 5

Table - Group 9
One Red Dot 11 9 2 0 26-9 29
Gesamtkuntswerk 11 9 2 0 19-4 29
Giant Zucchini 11 8 0 3 18-8 24
Wella 11 4 3 4 15-14 15
Aquilla 11 4 2 5 13-16 14
Shang-Ti 11 2 4 5 20-24 10
Jeruselem 11 2 3 6 13-20 9
Nanakaland 11 3 0 8 14-27 9
The mighty spurs 11 2 2 7 18-23 8
Clearwater 11 2 2 7 12-23 8

Table - Group 10
Brazillico 11 10 1 0 30-9 31
Eauz 11 8 1 2 21-7 25
Europa Brittania 11 7 3 1 21-7 24
The Confederate 11 5 3 3 21-19 18
EL CID THE HERO 11 5 0 6 13-18 15
Melmond 11 3 3 5 15-17 12
The Weegies 11 3 1 7 8-15 10
Oceaice 11 2 2 7 11-21 8
Largent 11 2 1 8 10-20 7
Lallania 11 2 1 8 10-27 7
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Edited for formatting purposes.

Lovebug is on 21 points.

Lovebug is on 21 points.

Six wins = 6 * 3 = 18 points
One draw = 1 * 1 = 1 point
Four losses = 0 * 4 = 0 points.
Total = 19 points.

And even you have them 6-1-4.

Lovebug is on 21 points.

Six wins = 6 * 3 = 18 points
One draw = 1 * 1 = 1 point
Four losses = 0 * 4 = 0 points.
Total = 19 points.

And even you have them 6-1-4.

LOL sorry, tired....

[code:1:645719320c]The Heartland P W D L F A GD Pts
Gesamtkuntswerk 11 9 2 0 19 4 +15 29 2nd Group 9
Liverpool England 11 8 0 3 20 8 +12 24 2nd Group 7
Spaam 11 7 3 1 18 6 +12 24 2nd Group 8
Dennisov 11 7 1 3 21 12 +9 22 3rd Group 6
Oddslavo 11 5 3 3 21 13 +8 18 3rd Group 5
NASTIC 2 11 5 2 4 17 13 +4 17 3rd Group 7
East Spaam 11 3 4 4 19 16 +3 13 5th Group 1
Aerigia 11 3 2 6 21 26 -5 11 7th Group 6
Clearwater 11 2 2 7 12 23 -11 8 10th Group 9
Thoroughbreds 11 1 4 6 14 26 -12 7 9th Group 2
Ineptia 11 1 3 7 10 21 -11 6 10th Group 4
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Lovebug is on 21 points.

Six wins = 6 * 3 = 18 points
One draw = 1 * 1 = 1 point
Four losses = 0 * 4 = 0 points.
Total = 19 points.

And even you have them 6-1-4.

LOL sorry, tired....

That's ok it's just because you had me at 18 points the day before instead of 16. 21 points would be nice but it really wouldn't make a difference we'd still be in 5th place.

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Table - Group 1 P W D L GFGA GD Pts MAX
The Eagle's Nest 11 10 1 0 28-8 20 31 52
Total n Utter Insanity 11 8 2 1 22-6 16 26 47
Audioslavia 11 7 2 2 17-11 6 23 44
Grand Master Mark 11 5 2 4 21-16 5 17 38
East Spaam 11 3 4 4 19-16 3 13 34
New Montreal States 11 3 4 4 22-20 2 13 34
Larkinia 11 2 3 6 11-20 -9 9 30
New Luca 11 2 2 7 12-28–16 8 29
Kendelstand 11 2 1 8 8-21–13 7 28
Presgreif 11 1 3 7 8-22-14 6 27

Table - Group 2
Kaze Progressa 11 10 1 0 23-6 17 31 52
Cockbill Street 11 7 3 1 23-10 13 24 45
Lemmitania 11 7 1 3 21-7 14 22 43
Gaddland 11 5 3 3 20-18 2 18 39
Dreyar 11 5 1 5 20-15 5 16 37
Creedence Clearwater 11 4 2 5 13-13 0 14 35
Steve's Island 11 3 0 8 9-21 -12 9 30
Cicera 11 2 2 7 15-26 -11 8 29
Thoroughbreds 11 1 4 6 14-26 -12 7 28
G Bugles 11 2 1 8 11-27 -16 7 28

Table - Group 3
Snub Nose 38 11 11 0 0 28-5 23 33 54
Halfassedstates 11 8 1 2 19-9 10 25 46
Ravenspire 11 7 3 1 16-9 7 24 45
NEWI Cefn Druids 11 6 3 2 20-11 9 21 42
Airenguo 11 4 1 6 14-16 –2 13 34
The Redavic Union 11 3 2 6 20-21 –1 11 32
Pablicosta 11 2 4 5 12-16 –4 10 31
Tepalguana 11 2 3 6 15-23 -8 9 30
The Evil Umpire 11 3 0 8 15-26–11 9 30
Holy lndia 11 0 1 10 8-31–23 1 22 elim

Table - Group 4
Tanah Burung 11 8 3 0 26-9 17 27 48
Rejistania 11 7 2 2 23-9 14 23 44
Iansisle 11 5 4 2 26-19 7 19 40
Sqournshelous 11 3 6 2 18-13 5 15 36
Praying2God 11 4 3 4 15-12 3 15 36
Vilita 11 2 5 4 15-22 -7 11 32
Danilotown 11 3 2 6 17-28–11 11 32
Crystilakere 11 2 4 5 14-23 -9 10 31
Hawcoat 11 1 6 4 18-26 -8 9 30
Ineptia 11 1 3 7 10-21-11 6 27

Table - Group 5
Commerce Heights 11 8 1 2 22-9 13 25 46
Svecia 11 8 1 2 23-11 12 25 46
Oddslavo 11 5 3 3 21-13 8 18 39
Stalag 5 11 5 2 4 20-18 8 17 38
Lovisa 11 3 4 4 15-16 –1 13 34
Lennon Marx 11 3 3 5 13-16 –3 12 33
Dead Man 11 3 3 5 14-18 –4 12 33
Makongo-Wodimalongo 11 3 3 5 19-30–11 12 33
The Fivefold Star 11 3 2 6 13-21 –8 11 32
Magnus Valerius 11 1 4 6 14-22 -8 7 28

Table - Group 6
Bedistan 11 10 1 0 24-8 16 31 52
Kerla 11 8 2 1 23-7 16 26 47
Dennisov 11 7 1 3 21-12 9 22 43
Tadjikistan 11 5 1 5 19-19 0 16 37
Belmorian Scandinavia 11 4 3 4 11-13 –2 15 36
Intelligent Madness 11 4 2 5 15-15 0 14 35
Aerigia 11 3 2 6 21-26 –5 11 32
Bobbystan 11 3 0 8 13-26 -13 9 30
Vollmeria 11 1 5 5 13-21 -8 8 29
Keyshona 11 1 1 9 11-24 -13 4 25

Table - Group 7
The Lowland Clans 11 10 0 1 27-11 18 30 51
Liverpool England 11 8 0 3 20-8 12 24 45
NASTIC 2 11 5 2 4 17-13 4 17 38
Mattigool 11 5 2 4 14-11 3 17 38
Runaway Moose 11 5 2 4 22-20 2 17 38
The Republican Army 11 5 2 4 19-17 2 17 38
Winged Animals 11 3 2 6 15-25 –10 11 32
New Kingman 11 2 3 6 16-24 -8 9 30
Anitram 11 3 0 8 11-24 –13 9 30
Turnia 11 2 1 8 16-24 –8 7 28

Table - Group 8
Dance 2 Revolution 11 8 2 1 21-9 12 26 47
Spaam 11 7 3 1 18-6 12 24 45
Tingitana 11 7 2 2 16-12 4 23 44
The Belmore Family 11 7 1 3 25-17 8 22 43
Lovebug 11 6 1 4 19-12 7 19 40
Alex The Tall 11 4 3 4 17-17 0 15 36
ElephantandCastle 11 2 1 8 12-22-10 7 28
Raptor Claw 11 0 6 5 9-18 -9 6 27
Carpet 11 1 3 7 13-24–11 6 27
Dadostan 11 1 2 8 13-26–13 5 26

Table - Group 9
One Red Dot 11 9 2 0 26-9 17 29 50
Gesamtkuntswerk 11 9 2 0 19-4 15 29 50
Giant Zucchini 11 8 0 3 18-8 10 24 45
Wella 11 4 3 4 15-14 1 15 36
Aquilla 11 4 2 5 13-16 –3 14 35
Shang-Ti 11 2 4 5 20-24 –4 10 31
Jeruselem 11 2 3 6 13-20 -7 9 30
Nanakaland 11 3 0 8 14-27 -7 9 30
The mighty spurs 11 2 2 7 18-23 -5 8 29
Clearwater 11 2 2 7 12-23-11 8 29

Table - Group 10
Brazillico 11 10 1 0 30-9 21 31 52
Eauz 11 8 1 2 21-7 14 25 46
Europa Brittania 11 7 3 1 21-7 14 24 45
The Confederate 11 5 3 3 21-19 3 18 39
EL CID THE HERO 11 5 0 6 13-18 –5 15 36
Melmond 11 3 3 5 15-17 –2 12 33
The Weegies 11 3 1 7 8-15 –7 10 31
Oceaice 11 2 2 7 11-21 –10 8 29
Largent 11 2 1 8 10-20 –10 7 28
Lallania 11 2 1 8 10-27 –17 7 28
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Holy India, group 3, has the unhappy distinction of being the first side mathematically eliminated from moving on to the cup proper.

Keyshona and Dadostan are also prolly eliminated (the chances of them qualifying being astronomical).

I think Holy India/Holy lndia need to be retired as the worst team to ever play in the World Cup. Can we get some kind of honorable mention commemorating their futility in the WC site?

I think Holy India/Holy lndia need to be retired as the worst team to ever play in the World Cup. Can we get some kind of honorable mention commemorating their futility in the WC site?

Keyshona and Dadostan are also prolly eliminated (the chances of them qualifying being astronomical).There are a number of others as well who have extremely slim chances of qualifying

We give up, almost qualified in XIII but XIV has been disaster.

We give up, almost qualified in XIII but XIV has been disaster.

Hardly! Many people do worse than you! *cough Pablicosta, Alhana Catherine cough*

~neglects the fact that he reached the quarterfinals in his second cup~

Following 11 qualifying matches, here are the top 10 as calculated by The Minister of Statistics, Other Totally Useless Information, and Band Aids

[code:1:2a19314dc4]
P W D L GFGA GD Pts MAX
1 Snub Nose 38 11 11 0 0 28-5 23 33 54 Gp 3
2 Brazillico 11 10 1 0 30-9 21 31 52 Gp 10
3 The Eagle's Nest 11 10 1 0 28-8 20 31 52 Gp 1
4 Kaze Progressa 11 10 1 0 23-6 17 31 52 Gp 2
5 Bedistan 11 10 1 0 24-8 16 31 52 Gp 6
6 The Lowland Clans 11 10 0 1 27-11 18 30 51 Gp 7
7 One Red Dot 11 9 2 0 26-9 17 29 50 Gp 9
8 Gesamtkuntswerk 11 9 2 0 19-4 15 29 50 Gp 9
9 Tanah Burung 11 8 3 0 26-9 17 27 48 Gp 4


10a Kerla 11 8 2 1 23-7 16 26 47 Gp 6
10b Total n Utter Insanity 11 8 2 1 22-6 16 26 47 Gp 1
10c Dance 2 Revolution 11 8 2 1 21-9 12 26 47 Gp 8 [/code:1:2a19314dc4]

Three sides have 26 points, with Kerla leading for tenth place by one “goal for” over Total n Utter Insanity, and Dance 2 Revolution behind TnUI by 4 in “goal differential”

Group 5 is the only group not represented in “Today’s Top Ten”.

The Minister of Statistics, Other Totally Useless Information, and Band Aids, presents these items, over the objection of many

Offense:
Most Points - Snub Nose 38, 33 pts
Most Goals For - Brazillico, 30 goals for
Least Points - Holy India, 1 pt
Least Goals For - Kendelstand, Pregreif, Holy India, The Weggies: 8 goals for each

Defense:
Least Goals Against - Gesamtkunstwerk, 4 goals against
Most Goals Against - Holy India, 31 goals against

Goal Differential:
Best Goal Differential: Snub Nose 38, +23
Worst Goal Differential: Holy India, -23
oddly, both sides are in the same group – Group 3

Undefeated thru 11 matches: 8 sides have no losses
The Eagles Nest, Kaze Progressa, Snub Nose 38, Tanah Burung, Bedistan, One Red Dot, Gesamtkunstwerk, Brazillico

Winless thru 11 matches: 1 side has no wins
Holy India

Most Draws: 3 sides have 6 draws
Raptor Claw, Squornshelous, Hawcoat

Group Scoring Stats:
Gp 1: 168 goals (avg 15.27/day) 153 points (avg 13.9/day)
Gp 2: 167 goals (avg 15.18/day) 156 points (avg 14.18/day)
Gp 3: 167 goals (avg 15.18/day) 156 points (avg 14.18/day)
Gp 4: 182 goals (avg 16.54/day) 146 points (avg 13.27/day)*
Gp 5: 174 goals (avg 15.82/day) 152 points (avg 13.82/day)
Gp 6: 171 goals (avg 15.55/day) 156 points (avg 14.18/day)
Gp 7: 177 goals (avg 16.09/day) 158 points (avg 14.36/day)**
Gp 8: 163 goals (avg 14.81/day) 153 poitns (avg 13.9/day)
Gp 9: 168 goals (avg 15.27/day) 155 points (avg 14.09/day)
Gp10: 160 goals (avg 14.55/day) 157 points (avg 14.27/day)***

*interestingly, Group 4 has the most total goals (at 182), and the least number of total points (at 146).
**Group 7 has the most points at 158
***Group 10 has the least goals at 160

Through 11 matchdays, 1,697 goals have been scored, and 1,542 points earned in 550 matches. That's an average of 3.085 goals per match, and an average of 2.804 points per match.

Tingitania seems to be the only "first time newbie" to be in the top 3 of any group.

...and there remains 7 matchdays (350 matches) yet to play...

Qualifying Matchday 12
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
New Luca 1 - 5 The Eagle's Nest
Audioslavia 2 - 1 Total n Utter Insanity
Kendelstand 2 - 2 East Spaam
Larkinia 0 - 1 Grand master Mark
Presgreif 0 - 2 New Montreal States

GROUP 2
G Bugles 0 - 5 Cockbill Street
Lemmitania 1 - 0 Kaze Progressa
Thoroughbreds 3 - 2 Creedence Clearwater
Dreyar 1 - 3 Gaddland
Cicera 0 - 0 Steve's Island

GROUP 3
Airenguo 0 - 1 Ravenspire
Halfassedstates 0 - 0 Snub Nose 38
Tepalguana 0 - 2 NEWI Cefn Druids
Holy lndia 1 - 3 The Redavic Union
The Evil Umpire 1 - 2 Pablicosta

GROUP 4
Ineptia 0 - 2 Sqournshelous
Rejistania 1 - 0 Tanah Burung
Danilotown 1 - 5 Iansisle
Crystilakere 0 - 1 Praying2God
Hawcoat 2 - 4 Vilita

GROUP 5
Dead Man 0 - 1 Svecia
Commerce Heights 2 - 2 Oddslavo
Makongo-Wodimalongo 1 - 4 Stalag 5
The Fivefold Star 1 - 0 Lovisa
Lennon Marx 1 - 1 Magnus Valerius

GROUP 6
Vollmeria 0 - 2 Kerla
Bedistan 1 - 0 Dennisov
Bobbystan 1 - 1 Belmorian Scandinavia
Keyshona 0 - 3 Tadjikistan
Aerigia 1 - 0 Intelligent Madness

GROUP 7
Turnia 1 - 1 Liverpool England
The Lowland Clans 1 - 0 Mattigool
Anitram 1 - 1 NASTIC 2
New Kingman 0 - 1 Runaway Moose
Winged Animals 1 - 2 The Republican Army

GROUP 8
Carpet 0 - 1 The Belmore Family
Spaaam 3 - 0 Dance2Revolution
Dadostan 0 - 5 Alex The Tall
ElephantandCastle 0 - 0 Lovebug
Tingitana 2 - 2 Raptor Claw

GROUP 9
The mighty spurs 0 - 3 Giant Zucchini
Gesamtkuntswerk 1 - 1 One Red Dot
Shang-Ti 0 - 1 Aquilla
Clearwater 1 - 0 Jeruselem
Nanakaland 0 - 2 Wella

GROUP 10
Oceaice 1 - 3 Europa Brittania
Eauz 1 - 1 Brazillico
Lallania 0 - 3 The Weegies
The Confederate 1 - 1 EL CID THE HERO
Largent 1 - 2 Melmond

"A draw! Thank goodness... still mathmatically in it folks!"

--Turnia Broadcast Team

[code:1:4648600626]GROUP 8 P W D L F A GD Pts
Spaam 12 8 3 1 21 6 +15 27 WWLWWWDWDWDW
Dance 2 Revolution 12 8 2 2 21 12 +9 26 WWWLWWWDDWWL
The Belmore Family 12 8 1 3 26 17 +9 25 WLLWWWWLWWDW
Tingitana 12 7 3 2 18 14 +4 24 WWWWWWDWDLLD
Lovebug 12 6 2 4 19 12 +7 20 WLWWLLLDWWWD
Alex The Tall 12 5 3 4 22 17 +5 18 LWWLLLDDDWWW
Elephant and Castle 12 2 2 8 12 22 -10 8 LLLDLWWLLLLD Almost Eliminated
Raptor Claw 12 0 7 5 11 20 -9 7 LDLDDLLDDLDD Eliminated
Carpet 12 1 3 8 13 25 -12 6 LDWLLLDLLLDL Eliminated
Dadostan 12 1 2 9 13 31 -18 5 LLLLDLLWDLLL Eliminated
[/code:1:4648600626]

Even more tables:

[code:1:7a2423ee3f]Table - Group 1
The Eagle's Nest 12 11 1 0 33-9 34
Total n Utter Insanity 12 8 2 2 23-8 26
Audioslavia 12 8 2 2 19-12 26
Grand Master Mark 12 6 2 4 22-16 20
New Montreal States 12 4 4 4 24-20 16
East Spaam 12 3 5 4 21-18 14
Larkinia 12 2 3 7 11-21 9
Kendelstand 12 2 2 8 10-23 8
New Luca 12 2 2 8 13-33 8
Presgreif 12 1 3 8 8-24 6

Table - Group 2
Kaze Progressa 12 10 1 1 23-7 31
Cockbill Street 12 8 3 1 28-10 27
Lemmitania 12 8 1 3 22-7 25
Gaddland 12 6 3 3 23-19 21
Dreyar 12 5 1 6 21-18 16
Creedence Clearwater 12 4 2 6 15-16 14
Thoroughbreds 12 2 4 6 17-28 10
Steve's Island 12 3 1 8 9-21 10
Cicera 12 2 3 7 15-26 9
G Bugles 12 2 1 9 11-32 7

Table - Group 3
Snub Nose 38 12 11 1 0 28-5 34
Ravenspire 12 8 3 1 17-9 27
Halfassedstates 12 8 2 2 19-9 26
NEWI Cefn Druids 12 7 3 2 22-11 24
The Redavic Union 12 4 2 6 23-22 14
Airenguo 12 4 1 7 14-17 13
Pablicosta 12 3 4 5 14-17 13
Tepalguana 12 2 3 7 15-25 9
The Evil Umpire 12 3 0 9 16-28 9
Holy lndia 12 0 1 11 9-34 1

Table - Group 4
Tanah Burung 12 8 3 1 26-10 27
Rejistania 12 8 2 2 24-9 26
Iansisle 12 6 4 2 31-20 22
Sqournshelous 12 4 6 2 20-13 18
Praying2God 12 5 3 4 16-12 18
Vilita 12 3 5 4 19-24 14
Danilotown 12 3 2 7 18-33 11
Crystilakere 12 2 4 6 14-24 10
Hawcoat 12 1 6 5 20-30 9
Ineptia 12 1 3 8 10-23 6

Table - Group 5
Svecia 12 9 1 2 24-11 28
Commerce Heights 12 8 2 2 24-11 26
Stalag 5 12 6 2 4 24-19 20
Oddslavo 12 5 4 3 23-15 19
The Fivefold Star 12 4 2 6 14-21 14
Lovisa 12 3 4 5 15-17 13
Lennon Marx 12 3 4 5 14-17 13
Dead Man 12 3 3 6 14-19 12
Makongo-Wodimalongo 12 3 3 6 20-34 12
Magnus Valerius 12 1 5 6 15-23 8

Table - Group 6
Bedistan 12 11 1 0 25-8 34
Kerla 12 9 2 1 25-7 29
Dennisov 12 7 1 4 21-13 22
Tadjikistan 12 6 1 5 22-19 19
Belmorian Scandinavia 12 4 4 4 12-14 16
Intelligent Madness 12 4 2 6 15-16 14
Aerigia 12 4 2 6 22-26 14
Bobbystan 12 3 1 8 14-27 10
Vollmeria 12 1 5 6 13-23 8
Keyshona 12 1 1 10 11-27 4

Table - Group 7
The Lowland Clans 12 11 0 1 28-11 33
Liverpool England 12 8 1 3 21-9 25
Runaway Moose 12 6 2 4 23-20 20
The Republican Army 12 6 2 4 21-18 20
NASTIC 2 12 5 3 4 18-14 18
Mattigool 12 5 2 5 14-12 17
Winged Animals 12 3 2 7 16-27 11
Anitram 12 3 1 8 12-25 10
New Kingman 12 2 3 7 16-25 9
Turnia 12 2 2 8 17-25 8

Table - Group 8
Spaam 12 8 3 1 21-6 27
Dance 2 Revolution 12 8 2 2 21-12 26
The Belmore Family 12 8 1 3 26-17 25
Tingitana 12 7 3 2 18-14 24
Lovebug 12 6 2 4 19-12 20
Alex The Tall 12 5 3 4 22-17 18
ElephantandCastle 12 2 2 8 12-22 8
Raptor Claw 12 0 7 5 11-20 7
Carpet 12 1 3 8 13-25 6
Dadostan 12 1 2 9 13-31 5

Table - Group 9
One Red Dot 12 9 3 0 27-10 30
Gesamtkuntswerk 12 9 3 0 20-5 30
Giant Zucchini 12 9 0 3 21-8 27
Wella 12 5 3 4 17-14 18
Aquilla 12 5 2 5 14-16 17
Clearwater 12 3 2 7 13-23 11
Shang-Ti 12 2 4 6 20-25 10
Jeruselem 12 2 3 7 13-21 9
Nanakaland 12 3 0 9 14-29 9
The mighty spurs 12 2 2 8 18-26 8

Table - Group 10
Brazillico 12 10 2 0 31-10 32
Europa Brittania 12 8 3 1 24-8 27
Eauz 12 8 2 2 22-8 26
The Confederate 12 5 4 3 22-20 19
EL CID THE HERO 12 5 1 6 14-19 16
Melmond 12 4 3 5 17-18 15
The Weegies 12 4 1 7 11-15 13
Oceaice 12 2 2 8 12-24 8
Largent 12 2 1 9 11-22 7
Lallania 12 2 1 9 10-30 7
[/code:1:7a2423ee3f]

[code:1:3515bc0964]Table - Group 1
The Eagle's Nest 12 11 1 0 33-9 34
Total n Utter Insanity 12 8 2 2 23-8 26
Audioslavia 12 8 2 2 19-12 26
Grand Master Mark 12 6 2 4 22-16 20
New Montreal States 12 4 4 4 24-20 16
East Spaam 12 3 5 4 21-18 14
Larkinia 12 2 3 7 11-21 9 P
Kendelstand 12 2 2 8 10-23 8 E
New Luca 12 2 2 8 13-33 8 E
Presgreif 12 1 3 8 8-24 6 E

Table - Group 2
Kaze Progressa 12 10 1 1 23-7 31
Cockbill Street 12 8 3 1 28-10 27
Lemmitania 12 8 1 3 22-7 25
Gaddland 12 6 3 3 23-19 21
Dreyar 12 5 1 6 21-18 16
Creedence Clearwater 12 4 2 6 15-16 14
Thoroughbreds 12 2 4 6 17-28 10 P
Steve's Island 12 3 1 8 9-21 10 P
Cicera 12 2 3 7 15-26 9 P
G Bugles 12 2 1 9 11-32 7 E

Table - Group 3
Snub Nose 38 12 11 1 0 28-5 34
Ravenspire 12 8 3 1 17-9 27
Halfassedstates 12 8 2 2 19-9 26
NEWI Cefn Druids 12 7 3 2 22-11 24
The Redavic Union 12 4 2 6 23-22 14
Airenguo 12 4 1 7 14-17 13
Pablicosta 12 3 4 5 14-17 13
Tepalguana 12 2 3 7 15-25 9 P
The Evil Umpire 12 3 0 9 16-28 9 P
Holy lndia 12 0 1 11 9-34 1 E

Table - Group 4
Tanah Burung 12 8 3 1 26-10 27
Rejistania 12 8 2 2 24-9 26
Iansisle 12 6 4 2 31-20 22
Sqournshelous 12 4 6 2 20-13 18
Praying2God 12 5 3 4 16-12 18
Vilita 12 3 5 4 19-24 14
Danilotown 12 3 2 7 18-33 11
Crystilakere 12 2 4 6 14-24 10
Hawcoat 12 1 6 5 20-30 9
Ineptia 12 1 3 8 10-23 6 P

Table - Group 5
Svecia 12 9 1 2 24-11 28
Commerce Heights 12 8 2 2 24-11 26
Stalag 5 12 6 2 4 24-19 20
Oddslavo 12 5 4 3 23-15 19
The Fivefold Star 12 4 2 6 14-21 14
Lovisa 12 3 4 5 15-17 13
Lennon Marx 12 3 4 5 14-17 13
Dead Man 12 3 3 6 14-19 12
Makongo-Wodimalongo 12 3 3 6 20-34 12
Magnus Valerius 12 1 5 6 15-23 8

Table - Group 6
Bedistan 12 11 1 0 25-8 34 P
Kerla 12 9 2 1 25-7 29
Dennisov 12 7 1 4 21-13 22
Tadjikistan 12 6 1 5 22-19 19
Belmorian Scandinavia 12 4 4 4 12-14 16
Intelligent Madness 12 4 2 6 15-16 14
Aerigia 12 4 2 6 22-26 14
Bobbystan 12 3 1 8 14-27 10
Vollmeria 12 1 5 6 13-23 8
Keyshona 12 1 1 10 11-27 4 E

Table - Group 7
The Lowland Clans 12 11 0 1 28-11 33
Liverpool England 12 8 1 3 21-9 25
Runaway Moose 12 6 2 4 23-20 20
The Republican Army 12 6 2 4 21-18 20
NASTIC 2 12 5 3 4 18-14 18
Mattigool 12 5 2 5 14-12 17
Winged Animals 12 3 2 7 16-27 11
Anitram 12 3 1 8 12-25 10
New Kingman 12 2 3 7 16-25 9
Turnia 12 2 2 8 17-25 8

Table - Group 8
Spaam 12 8 3 1 21-6 27
Dance 2 Revolution 12 8 2 2 21-12 26
The Belmore Family 12 8 1 3 26-17 25
Tingitana 12 7 3 2 18-14 24
Lovebug 12 6 2 4 19-12 20
Alex The Tall 12 5 3 4 22-17 18
ElephantandCastle 12 2 2 8 12-22 8 P
Raptor Claw 12 0 7 5 11-20 7 E
Carpet 12 1 3 8 13-25 6 E
Dadostan 12 1 2 9 13-31 5 E

Table - Group 9
One Red Dot 12 9 3 0 27-10 30
Gesamtkuntswerk 12 9 3 0 20-5 30
Giant Zucchini 12 9 0 3 21-8 27
Wella 12 5 3 4 17-14 18
Aquilla 12 5 2 5 14-16 17
Clearwater 12 3 2 7 13-23 11 P
Shang-Ti 12 2 4 6 20-25 10 P
Jeruselem 12 2 3 7 13-21 9 E
Nanakaland 12 3 0 9 14-29 9 E
The mighty spurs 12 2 2 8 18-26 8 E

Table - Group 10
Brazillico 12 10 2 0 31-10 32
Europa Brittania 12 8 3 1 24-8 27
Eauz 12 8 2 2 22-8 26
The Confederate 12 5 4 3 22-20 19
EL CID THE HERO 12 5 1 6 14-19 16
Melmond 12 4 3 5 17-18 15
The Weegies 12 4 1 7 11-15 13
Oceaice 12 2 2 8 12-24 8 E
Largent 12 2 1 9 11-22 7 E
Lallania 12 2 1 9 10-30 7 E
[/code:1:3515bc0964]

At the 2/3 mark, with 12 matches done and 6 yet to play, the Minister of Statistics, Other Totally Useless Information, and Band Aids smuggled the following slip of paper into the daily press-hand outs.

Todays Top Ten
[code:1:2e54431fd8]
1 The Eagle's Nest 12 11 1 0 33-9 24 34 Gp 1
2 Snub Nose 38 12 11 1 0 28-5 23 34 Gp 3
3 Bedistan 12 11 1 0 25-8 17 34 Gp 6
4 The Lowland Clans 12 11 0 1 28-11 17 33 Gp 7
5 Brazillico 12 10 2 0 31-10 21 32 Gp 10
6 Kaze Progressa 12 10 1 1 23-7 16 31 Gp 2
7 One Red Dot 12 9 3 0 27-10 17 30 Gp 9
8 Gesamtkuntswerk 12 9 3 0 20-5 15 30 Gp 9
9 Kerla 12 9 2 1 25-7 18 29 Gp 6
10 Svecia 12 9 1 2 24-11 13 28 Gp 5[/code:1:2e54431fd8]
And Todays Bottom Feeders
[code:1:2e54431fd8]
100 Holy lndia 12 0 1 11 9-34 -25 1 Gp 1
99 Keyshona 12 1 1 10 11-27 -16 4 Gp 6
98 Dadostan 12 1 2 9 13-31 -18 5 Gp 8
97 Presgreif 12 1 3 8 8-24 -16 6 Gp 1
96 Ineptia 12 1 3 8 10-23 -13 6 Gp 4
95 Carpet 12 1 3 8 13-25 -12 6 Gp 6
94 G Bugles 12 2 1 9 11-32 -21 7 Gp 2
93 Lallania 12 2 1 9 10-30 -20 7 Gp 10
92 Largent 12 2 1 9 11-22 -11 7 Gp 10
91 Raptor Claw 12 0 7 5 11-20 -9 7 Gp 8[/code:1:2e54431fd8]

Qualifying Matchday 13
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
Presgreif 3 - 2 New Luca
New Montreal States 4 - 2 Larkinia
Grand master Mark 1 - 1 Kendelstand
East Spaam 1 - 1 Audioslavia
Total n Utter Insanity 0 - 1 The Eagles' Nest

GROUP 2
Cicera 1 - 3 G Bugles
Steve's Island 3 - 0 Dreyar
Gaddland 0 - 1 Thoroughbreds
Creedence Clearwater 1 - 1 Lemmitania
Kaze Progressa 1 - 3 Cockbill Street

GROUP 3
The Evil Umpire 2 - 2 Airenguo
Pablicosta 2 - 1 Holy lndia
The Redavic Union 1 - 1 Tepalguana
NEWI Cefn Druids 0 - 3 Halfassedstates
Snub Nose 38 0 - 0 Ravenspire

GROUP 4
Hawcoat 3 - 1 Ineptia
Vilita 2 - 1 Crystilakere
Praying2God 2 - 0 Danilotown
Iansisle 0 - 1 Rejistania
Tanah Burung 1 - 0 Sqournshelous

GROUP 5
Lennon Marx 3 - 0 Dead Man
Magnus Valerius 2 - 1 The Fivefold Star
Lovisa 2 - 1 Makongo-Wodimalongo
Stalag 5 2 - 2 Commerce Heights
Oddslavo 0 - 1 Svecia

GROUP 6
Aerigia 1 - 1 Vollmeria
Intelligent Madness 4 - 2 Keyshona
Tadjikistan 3 - 1 Bobbystan
Belmorian Scandinavia 2 - 1 Bedistan
Dennisov 3 - 1 Kerla

GROUP 7
Winged Animals 4 - 0 Turnia
The Republican Army 5 - 1 New Kingman
Runaway Moose 5 - 1 Anitram
NASTIC 2 1 - 1 The Lowland Clans
Mattigool 0 - 1 Liverpool England

GROUP 8
Tingitana 1 - 2 Carpet
Raptor Claw 2 - 1 ElephantandCastle
Loevbug 4 - 0 Dadostan
Alex The Tall 0 - 2 Spaam
Dance2Revolution 2 - 0 The Belmore Family

GROUP 9
Nanakaland 1 - 1 The mighty spurs
Wella 2 - 2 Clearwater
Jeruselem 1 - 1 Shang-Ti
Aquilla 0 - 0 Gesamtkuntswerk
One Red Dot 2 - 0 Giant Zucchini

GROUP 10
Largent 1 - 3 Oceanice
Melond 2 - 1 The Confederate
EL CID THE HERO 1 - 0 Lallania
The Weegies 0 - 1 Eauz
Brazillico 1 - 1 Europa Brittania

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Boy: Oh, man! Not lemming again. I hate lemming.

Father: But lemming is scrumdiddlyumtious. And anyway, this isn't regular lemming, I deep-fried it.

Boy: Lemming is lemming, Dad. And lemming sucks.

Father: Yeah, I know it does. But the little bastards are everywhere, and if we don't eat them, they'll take over the world.

Boy: It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't have that nasty lemming flavor.

Father: I know, but what can we do about it? A lemming is a lemming is a lemming, and it's gonna taste like lemming. Maybe I could try putting salt on it.

Boy: Say, what's that on the shelf?

Father: Oh, that's an Electric Lemming Chickenizer. Say! I'd forgotten we have that!

Boy: What's it do?

Father: According to the label, it turns tired, boring, yucky lemming into a delicous, fun meal for the whole family.

Boy: How?

Father: By infusing the lemming with chickenized goodness!

Boy: What's that mean?

Father: It means our days of eating lifeless, dull lemming are over. From now on, we eat... chicken!

Boy: Chicken? We're gonna eat chicken? Oboy!

Father: We just put the lemming in the chickenizing compartment, press this big red button, and voila!

Boy: What's it doing?

Father: It's chickenizing, son.

Boy: That smells great! Is it roasting a chicken in there?

Father: Heh heh, let's open it up and see!

Boy: Mmmm! Can I eat some?

Father: Of course.

Boy: Wow! This is the best chicken I've ever had in my entire life!

Father: Hah hah! I just bet it is!

Voiceover: The Electric Lemming Chickenizer from Eclectic Lemming Corporation. Your family won't know lemming from chicken!

"Well Dragons fans... I do not know what we just witnessed, but it sure wasn't a football game."

--Turnia Broadcast Team

Qualifiers
Group 1 The Eagles Nest
Group 2 None
Group 3 None
Group 4 None
Group 5 None
Group 6 None
Group 7 None
Group 8 None
Group 9 None, although Gesamt and ORD are probably qualified
Group 10 None, although Braz is probably through

CONGRATS TO THE EAGLES NEST - Qualifying first

[code:1:14564f1c7d]GROUP 8 P W D L F A GD Pts
Spaam 13 9 3 1 23 6 +17 30 WWLWWWDWDWDWW
Dance 2 Revolution 13 9 2 2 23 12 +11 29 WWWLWWWDDWWLW
The Belmore Family 13 8 1 4 26 19 +7 25 WLLWWWWLWWDWL
Tingitana 13 7 3 3 19 16 +3 24 WWWWWWDWDLLDL
Lovebug 13 7 2 4 23 12 +11 23 WLWWLLLDWWWDW
Alex The Tall 13 5 3 5 22 19 +3 18 LWWLLLDDDWWWL
Raptor Claw 13 1 7 5 13 21 -8 10 LDLDDLLDDLDDW Eliminated
Carpet 13 2 3 8 15 26 -11 9 LDWLLLDLLLDLW Eliminated
Elephant and Castle 13 2 2 9 13 24 -11 8 LLLDLWWLLLLDL Eliminated
Dadostan 13 1 2 10 13 35 -22 5 LLLLDLLWDLLLL Eliminated
[/code:1:14564f1c7d]

[code:1:5764b7d2c3]
Table - Group 1
The Eagle's Nest 13 12 1 0 34-9 37 Q
Audioslavia 13 8 3 2 20-13 27
Total n Utter Insanity 13 8 2 3 23-9 26
Grand Master Mark 13 6 3 4 23-17 21
New Montreal States 13 5 4 4 28-22 19
East Spaam 13 3 6 4 22-19 15
Larkinia 13 2 3 8 13-25 9 E
Kendelstand 13 2 3 8 11-24 9 E
Presgreif 13 2 3 8 11-26 9 E
New Luca 13 2 2 9 15-36 8 E

Table - Group 2
Kaze Progressa 13 10 1 2 24-10 31
Cockbill Street 13 9 3 1 31-11 30
Lemmitania 13 8 2 3 23-8 26
Gaddland 13 6 3 4 23-20 21
Dreyar 13 5 1 7 21-21 16
Creedence Clearwater 13 4 3 6 16-17 15
Steve's Island 13 4 1 8 12-21 13
Thoroughbreds 13 3 4 6 18-28 13
G Bugles 13 3 1 9 14-33 10 E
Cicera 13 2 3 8 16-29 9 E

Table - Group 3
Snub Nose 38 13 11 2 0 28-5 35
Halfassedstates 13 9 2 2 22-9 29
Ravenspire 13 8 4 1 17-9 28
NEWI Cefn Druids 13 7 3 3 22-14 24
Pablicosta 13 4 4 5 16-18 16
The Redavic Union 13 4 3 6 24-23 15
Airenguo 13 4 2 7 16-19 14
Tepalguana 13 2 4 7 16-26 10 E
The Evil Umpire 13 3 1 9 18-30 10 E
Holy lndia 13 0 1 12 10-36 1 E

Table - Group 4
Tanah Burung 13 9 3 1 27-10 30
Rejistania 13 9 2 2 25-9 29
Iansisle 13 6 4 3 31-21 22
Praying2God 13 6 3 4 18-12 21
Sqournshelous 13 4 6 3 20-14 18
Vilita 13 4 5 4 21-25 17
Hawcoat 13 2 6 5 23-31 12
Danilotown 13 3 2 8 18-35 11
Crystilakere 13 2 4 7 15-26 10
Ineptia 13 1 3 9 11-26 6 E

Table - Group 5
Svecia 13 10 1 2 25-11 31
Commerce Heights 13 8 3 2 26-13 27
Stalag 5 13 6 3 4 26-21 21
Oddslavo 13 5 4 4 23-16 19
Lennon Marx 13 4 4 5 17-17 16
Lovisa 13 4 4 5 17-18 16
The Fivefold Star 13 4 2 7 15-23 14
Dead Man 13 3 3 7 14-22 12
Makongo-Wodimalongo 13 3 3 7 21-36 12
Magnus Valerius 13 2 5 6 17-24 11

Table - Group 6
Bedistan 13 11 1 1 26-10 34
Kerla 13 9 2 2 26-10 29
Dennisov 13 8 1 4 24-14 25
Tadjikistan 13 7 1 5 25-20 22
Belmorian Scandinavia 13 5 4 4 14-15 19
Intelligent Madness 13 5 2 6 19-18 17
Aerigia 13 4 3 6 23-27 15
Bobbystan 13 3 1 9 15-30 10
Vollmeria 13 1 6 6 14-24 9 E
Keyshona 13 1 1 11 13-31 4 E

Table - Group 7
The Lowland Clans 13 11 1 1 29-12 34
Liverpool England 13 9 1 3 22-9 28
Runaway Moose 13 7 2 4 28-21 23
The Republican Army 13 7 2 4 26-19 23
NASTIC 2 13 5 4 4 19-15 19
Mattigool 13 5 2 6 14-13 17
Winged Animals 13 4 2 7 20-27 14
Anitram 13 3 1 9 13-30 10
New Kingman 13 2 3 8 17-30 9 E
Turnia 13 2 2 9 17-29 8 E

Table - Group 8
Spaam 13 9 3 1 23-6 30
Dance 2 Revolution 13 9 2 2 23-12 29
The Belmore Family 13 8 1 4 26-19 25
Tingitana 13 7 3 3 19-16 24
Lovebug 13 7 2 4 23-12 23
Alex The Tall 13 5 3 5 22-19 18
Raptor Claw 13 1 7 5 13-21 10
Carpet 13 2 3 8 15-26 9 E
ElephantandCastle 13 2 2 9 13-24 8 E
Dadostan 13 1 2 10 13-35 5 E

Table - Group 9
One Red Dot 13 10 3 0 29-10 33
Gesamtkuntswerk 13 9 4 0 20-5 31
Giant Zucchini 13 9 0 4 21-10 27
Wella 13 5 4 4 19-16 19
Aquilla 13 5 3 5 14-16 18
Clearwater 13 3 3 7 15-25 12
Shang-Ti 13 2 5 6 21-26 11 E
Jeruselem 13 2 4 7 14-22 10 E
Nanakaland 13 3 1 9 15-30 10 E
The mighty spurs 13 2 3 8 19-27 9 E

Table - Group 10
Brazillico 13 10 3 0 32-11 33
Eauz 13 9 2 2 23-8 29
Europa Brittania 13 8 4 1 25-9 28
The Confederate 13 5 4 4 23-22 19
EL CID THE HERO 13 6 1 6 15-19 19
Melmond 13 5 3 5 19-19 18
The Weegies 13 4 1 8 11-16 13
Oceaice 13 3 2 8 15-25 11 E
Largent 13 2 1 10 12-25 7 E
Lallania 13 2 1 10 10-31 7 E
[/code:1:5764b7d2c3]

Past The 2/3 Mark -13 Matches Played, 5 Yet To Play
The Minister of Statistics, Other Totally Useless Information, and Band Aids provides the following information from his quiet little cell in the Intensive Stupidity Ward over at Saint Swithens. We believe several of the Health Care Staff to be responsible. They have been arrested, and will be charged with incredibly bad taste.

Todays Top Ten
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1 The Eagle's Nest 13 12 1 0 34-9 25 37 Gp 1
2 Snub Nose 38 13 11 2 0 28-5 23 35 Gp 3
3 The Lowland Clans 13 11 1 1 29-12 17 34 Gp 7
4 Bedistan 13 11 1 1 26-10 16 34 Gp 6
5 Brazillico 13 10 3 0 32-11 21 33 Gp 10
6 One Red Dot 13 10 3 0 29-10 19 33 Gp 9
7 Gesamtkuntswerk 13 9 4 0 20-5 15 31 Gp 9
8 Svecia 13 10 1 2 25-11 14 31 Gp 5
9 Kaze Progressa 13 10 1 2 24-10 14 31 Gp 2

10a Cockbill Street 13 9 3 1 31-11 20 30 Gp 2
10b Tanah Burung 13 9 3 1 27-10 17 30 Gp 4
10c Spaam 13 9 3 1 23-6 17 30 Gp 8[/code:1:d9b9e64e6e]
Cockbill Street leads Tanah Burung for 10th place by 3 in Goal Differential, Spaam trails Tanah Burung for 10th by 4 in Goals For

And Bringing Up The Rear Today
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100 Holy lndia 13 0 1 12 10-36 -26 1 Gp 1
99 Keyshona 13 1 1 11 13-31 -18 4 Gp 6
98 Dadostan 13 1 2 10 13-35 -22 5 Gp 8
97 Ineptia 13 1 3 9 11-26 -14 6 Gp 4
96 Lallania 13 2 1 10 10-31 -21 7 Gp 10
95 Largent 13 2 1 10 12-25 -13 7 Gp 10
94 New Luca 13 2 2 9 15-36 -21 8 Gp 1
93 Turnia 13 2 2 9 17-29 -12 8 Gp 7
92 ElephantandCastle 13 2 2 9 13-24 -11 8 Gp 8
91 Presgreif 13 2 3 8 11-26 -15 9 Gp 1[/code:1:d9b9e64e6e]
There are 7 other sides with 9 points – Presgrief “leads” by 2 in Goal Differntial
(Kendelstand Pts 9, GD –13, GF 11 / Cicera Pts 9, GD –13, GF 16 / New Kingman Pts 9, GD –13, GF 17 / Larkinia Pts 9, GD –12 / Carpet Pts 9, GD –11 / Vollmeria Pts 9, GD –10 / The mighty spurs Pts 9, GD –8 ) 8)

[edit - corrected order]

I think Holy India/Holy lndia need to be retired as the worst team to ever play in the World Cup. Can we get some kind of honorable mention commemorating their futility in the WC site?

In the spirit of the matchups between Bhutan and Montserrat in RL, how about we have our showdown for the wooden spoon. Bad teams play home on home...the loser advances! The team that has lost all the series wins the ultimate wooden spoon. Of course we will scorinate with the worst scorination method known....dice! As for teams to be in it, I was thinking Holy India, Holy lndia, Hash n Beans, and Abysmalistan.

Any comments or ideas or nominations?

[code:1:448566baba]The Heartland P W D L F A GD P
Gesamtkuntswerk 13 9 4 0 20 5 +15 31 2nd 9
Spaam 13 9 3 1 23 6 +17 30 1st 8
Liverpool England 13 9 1 3 22 9 +13 28 2nd 7
Dennisov 13 8 1 4 24 14 +10 25 3rd 6
Lovebug 13 7 2 4 23 12 +11 23 5th 8
Oddslavo 13 5 4 4 23 16 +7 19 4th 5
NASTIC 2 13 5 4 4 19 15 +4 19 5th 7
East Spaam 13 3 6 4 22 19 +3 15 6th 1
Aerigia 13 4 3 6 23 27 -4 15 7th 6
Thoroughbreds 13 3 4 6 18 28 -10 13 8th 2
Clearwater 13 3 3 7 15 25 -10 12 6th 9
Ineptia 13 1 3 9 11 26 -15 6 10th 4 E
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Qualifying Matchday 14
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
New Luca 0 - 1 Total n Utter Insanity
The Eagle's Nest 3 - 0 East Spaam
Audioslavia 2 - 1 Grand master Mark
Kendelstand 0 - 2 New Montreal States
Larkinia 1 - 5 Presgreif

GROUP 2
G Bugles 1 - 2 Kaze Proressa
Cockbill Street 1 - 0 Creedence Clearwater
Lemmitania 4 - 1 Gaddland
Thoroughbreds 1 - 2 Steve's Island
Dreyar 3 - 0 Cicera

GROUP 3
Airenguo 2 - 4 Snub Nose 38
Ravenspire 1 - 1 NEWI Cefn Druids
Halfassedstates 2 - 0 The Redavic Union
Tepalguana 2 - 2 Pablicosta
Holy lndia 0 - 0 The Evil Umpire

GROUP 4
Ineptia 1 - 5 Tanah Burung
Sqournshelous 0 - 2 Iansisle
Rejistania 1 - 0 Praying2God
Danilotown 1 - 4 Vilita
Crystilakere 4 - 1 Hawcoat

GROUP 5
Dead Man 0 - 4 Oddslavo
Svecia 1 - 0 Stalag 5
Commerce Heights 0 - 0 Lovisa
Makongo-Wodimalongo 3 - 3 Magnus Valerius
The Fivefold Star 2 - 0 Lennon Marx

GROUP 6
Vollmeria 2 - 5 Dennisov
Kerla 2 - 0 Belmorian Scandinavia
Bedistan 2 - 0 Tadjikistan
Bobbystan 3 - 1 Intelligent Madness
Keyshona 2 - 1 Aerigia

GROUP 7
Turnia 0 - 2 Mattigool
Liverpool England 4 - 2 NASTIC 2
The Lowland Clans 2 - 2 Runaway Moose
Anitram 3 - 2 The Republican Army
New Kingman 4 - 3 Winged Animals

GROUP 8
Carpet 0 - 2 Dance2Revolution
The Belmore Family 2 - 1 Alex The Tall
Spaam 2 - 2 Lovebug
Dadostan 0 - 2 Raptor Claw
ElephantandCastle 2 - 3 Tingitana

GROUP 9
The mighty spurs 0 - 2 One Red Dot
Giant Zucchini 0 - 0 Aquilla
Gesamtkuntswerk 2 - 1 Jeruselem
Shang-Ti 1 - 1 Wella
Clearwater 1 - 2 Nanakaland

GROUP 10
Oceaice 1 - 2 Brazillico
Europa Brittania 2 - 0 The Weegies
Eauz 2 - 0 EL CID THE HERO
Lallania 1 - 2 Melmond
The Confederate 2 - 2 Largent
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'ello. This is Mick Lemlemore, co-'ost of Lemmitanian Broadcasting Company's Out and About Lemmitania. You know, I've sampled jus' about every beer there is in the worl'. An' one thing I can tell you definitively, is that light beers suck arse! Only a cretinous moron drinks that shite. Real men, women, an' 'umans generally, drink real beer. Now, me personal favorite 'as always been Stout Lout, from Tanah Burung's Fat Lout Brewers. Stout Lout ain't made me fat, but that's mos'ly 'cause Phil makes me spend an hour in the gym every mornin'. A real image-conscious fellow, 'e is. But serious beer-drinkers loik you an' me know there's nothin' more appealin' on a guy than a serious beer gut. I know that's wot I always look for. I mean, not that Phil's gettin' fat or nothin'. 'e's in great shape, 'e is. But me point-- me point was, if you want a great beer that tastes loik a great beer should taste, there's only one beer that gives Stout Lout a run for its money, an' that's new Stout Lemming Ale. The people at Eclectic Lemming 'ave teamed up with Fat Lout to make the world's tastiest, mos' sa'isfyin' brew. An' it's a doozy. It's loik wot a beer would be if you poured it into a glass and it was all foamy an' frothy an' you jus' engineered the froth off the top an' bottled it. It's thick, creamy, an' delicious. Or loik if you put your beer in an espresso machine, I imagine that's 'ow it'd come out. So if you're a serious beer drinker, an' you loik a serious beer, drink Stout Lemming. If you don't loik it, you can always go back to Stout Lout.

[code:1:f968a01ac3]GROUP 8 P W D L F A GD Pts
Dance 2 Revolution 14 10 2 2 25 12 +13 32 WWWLWWWDDWWLWW
Spaam 14 9 4 1 25 8 +17 31 WWLWWWDWDWDWWD
The Belmore Family 14 9 1 4 28 20 +8 28 WLLWWWWLWWDWLW
Tingitana 14 8 3 3 22 18 +4 27 WWWWWWDWDLLDLW
Lovebug 14 7 3 4 25 14 +11 24 WLWWLLLDWWWDWD
Alex The Tall 14 5 3 6 23 21 +2 18 LWWLLLDDDWWWLL
Raptor Claw 14 2 7 5 15 21 -6 13 LDLDDLLDDLDDWW Eliminated
Carpet 14 2 3 9 15 28 -13 9 LDWLLLDLLLDLWL Eliminated
Elephant and Castle 14 2 2 10 15 27 -12 8 LLLDLWWLLLLDLL Eliminated
Dadostan 14 1 2 11 13 37 -24 5 LLLLDLLWDLLLLL Eliminated
[/code:1:f968a01ac3]

...sigh...

Qualified
[code:1:4d594bdfb8]Group Team Pts Fourth Placed Team PP
1 The Eagles Nest 37 Grand Master Mark 33
2 Kaze Progressa 34 Gaddland 33
- Cockbill Street not yet through mathematically but probably qualified
3 Snub Nose 38 38 NEWI Cefn Druids 37
4 - Tanah Burung not yet through mathematically but probably qualified
5 - Svecia not yet through mathematically but probably qualified
6 Bedistan 37 Tadjikistan 34
7 - The Lowland Clans not yet through mathematically but probably qualified
9 One Red Dot 36
Gesamtkuntswerk 34 Wella 32
10 Brazillico 36 The Confederate 32
- Eauz not yet through mathematically but probably qualified[/code:1:4d594bdfb8]

-Noted error, KP and CS in group 2 added, thanks CS.

I nominate Gmlac and Belarussian States. Both only got 1 point in qualifying for WC11. Maybe the Abysmals are too good for this cup, they were in the quarterfinals of the puppet cup. :cry:

The Mental Arithmetic Association of Gleam Street has undertaken a project of calculating the group 2 tables. According to MAAGS, Kaze Progressa is mathematically qualified, and bill Street is as close to qualification as possible (needs to drop about 10 goals in the last four games while Gaddland score at least 12).

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Kaze Progressa 14 11 1 2 26-11 34
Cockbill Street 14 10 3 1 32-11 33
Lemmitania 14 9 2 3 27-9 29
Gaddland 14 6 3 5 24-24 21
Dreyar 14 6 1 7 24-21 19
Steve's Island 14 5 1 8 14-22 16
Creedence Clearwater 14 4 3 7 16-18 15
Thoroughbreds 14 3 4 7 19-30 13
G Bugles 14 3 1 10 15-35 10
Cicera 14 2 3 9 16-32 9
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Group 1 Standings:

(LE, I have 40 pts, not 37)

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The Eagle's Nest 14 13 1 0 37-9 40 Q
Audioslavia 14 9 3 2 22-14 30
Total n Utter Insanity 14 9 2 3 24-9 29
New Montreal States 14 6 4 4 30-22 22
Grand Master Mark 14 6 3 5 24-19 21
East Spaam 14 3 6 5 22-22 15 E
Presgreif 14 3 3 8 16-27 12 E
Kendelstand 14 2 3 9 11-26 9 E
Larkinia 14 2 3 9 14-30 9 E
New Luca 14 2 2 10 15-37 8 E
[/code:1:75c8e002ce]

East Spaam was eliminated today. Audioslavia can qualify with a win and a NMS loss tomorrow. Actually, so can TnUI with a win and the aforementioned NMS loss. GmM could hold TnUI if they win from qualification.

The mathinators may have their tables.

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Table - Group 1
The Eagle's Nest 14 13 1 0 37-9 40
Audioslavia 14 9 3 2 22-14 30
Total n Utter Insanity 14 9 2 3 24-9 29
New Montreal States 14 6 4 4 30-22 22
Grand Master Mark 14 6 3 5 24-19 21
East Spaam 14 3 6 5 22-22 15
Presgreif 14 3 3 8 16-27 12
Kendelstand 14 2 3 9 11-26 9
Larkinia 14 2 3 9 14-30 9
New Luca 14 2 2 10 15-37 8

Table - Group 2
Kaze Progressa 14 11 1 2 26-11 34
Cockbill Street 14 10 3 1 32-11 33
Lemmitania 14 9 2 3 27-9 29
Gaddland 14 6 3 5 24-24 21
Dreyar 14 6 1 7 24-21 19
Steve's Island 14 5 1 8 14-22 16
Creedence Clearwater 14 4 3 7 16-18 15
Thoroughbreds 14 3 4 7 19-30 13
G Bugles 14 3 1 10 15-35 10
Cicera 14 2 3 9 16-32 9

Table - Group 3
Snub Nose 38 14 12 2 0 32-7 38
Halfassedstates 14 10 2 2 24-9 32
Ravenspire 14 8 5 1 18-10 29
NEWI Cefn Druids 14 7 4 3 23-15 25
Pablicosta 14 4 5 5 18-20 17
The Redavic Union 14 4 3 7 24-25 15
Airenguo 14 4 2 8 18-23 14
Tepalguana 14 2 5 7 18-28 11
The Evil Umpire 14 3 2 9 18-30 11
Holy lndia 14 0 2 12 10-36 2

Table - Group 4
Tanah Burung 14 10 3 1 32-11 33
Rejistania 14 10 2 2 26-9 32
Iansisle 14 7 4 3 33-21 25
Praying2God 14 6 3 5 18-13 21
Vilita 14 5 5 4 25-26 20
Sqournshelous 14 4 6 4 20-16 18
Crystilakere 14 3 4 7 19-27 13
Hawcoat 14 2 6 6 24-35 12
Danilotown 14 3 2 9 19-39 11
Ineptia 14 1 3 10 12-31 6

Table - Group 5
Svecia 14 11 1 2 26-11 34
Commerce Heights 14 8 4 2 26-13 28
Oddslavo 14 6 4 4 27-16 22
Stalag 5 14 6 3 5 26-22 21
Lovisa 14 4 5 5 17-18 17
The Fivefold Star 14 5 2 7 17-23 17
Lennon Marx 14 4 4 6 17-19 16
Makongo-Wodimalongo 14 3 4 7 24-39 13
Magnus Valerius 14 2 6 6 20-27 12
Dead Man 14 3 3 8 14-26 12

Table - Group 6
Bedistan 14 12 1 1 28-10 37
Kerla 14 10 2 2 28-10 32
Dennisov 14 9 1 4 29-16 28
Tadjikistan 14 7 1 6 25-22 22
Belmorian Scandinavia 14 5 4 5 14-17 19
Intelligent Madness 14 5 2 7 20-21 17
Aerigia 14 4 3 7 24-29 15
Bobbystan 14 4 1 9 18-31 13
Vollmeria 14 1 6 7 16-29 9
Keyshona 14 2 1 11 15-32 7

Table - Group 7
The Lowland Clans 14 11 2 1 31-14 35
Liverpool England 14 10 1 3 26-11 31
Runaway Moose 14 7 3 4 30-23 24
The Republican Army 14 7 2 5 28-22 23
Mattigool 14 6 2 6 16-13 20
NASTIC 2 14 5 4 5 21-19 19
Winged Animals 14 4 2 8 23-31 14
Anitram 14 4 1 9 16-32 13
New Kingman 14 3 3 8 21-33 12
Turnia 14 2 2 10 17-31 8

Table - Group 8
Dance 2 Revolution 14 10 2 2 25-12 32
Spaam 14 9 4 1 25-8 31
The Belmore Family 14 9 1 4 28-20 28
Tingitana 14 8 3 3 22-18 27
Lovebug 14 7 3 4 25-14 24
Alex The Tall 14 5 3 6 23-21 18
Raptor Claw 14 2 7 5 15-21 13
Carpet 14 2 3 9 15-28 9
ElephantandCastle 14 2 2 10 15-27 8
Dadostan 14 1 2 11 13-37 5

Table - Group 9
One Red Dot 14 11 3 0 31-10 36
Gesamtkuntswerk 14 10 4 0 22-6 34
Giant Zucchini 14 9 1 4 21-10 28
Wella 14 5 5 4 20-17 20
Aquilla 14 5 4 5 14-16 19
Nanakaland 14 4 1 9 17-31 13
Shang-Ti 14 2 6 6 22-27 12
Clearwater 14 3 3 8 16-27 12
Jeruselem 14 2 4 8 15-24 10
The mighty spurs 14 2 3 9 19-29 9

Table - Group 10
Brazillico 14 11 3 0 34-12 36
Eauz 14 10 2 2 25-8 32
Europa Brittania 14 9 4 1 27-9 31
Melmond 14 6 3 5 21-20 21
The Confederate 14 5 5 4 25-24 20
EL CID THE HERO 14 6 1 7 15-21 19
The Weegies 14 4 1 9 11-18 13
Oceaice 14 3 2 9 16-27 11
Largent 14 2 2 10 14-27 8
Lallania 14 2 1 11 11-33 7
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Qualifying Matchday 15
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
Larkinia 1 - 1 New Luca
Presgreif 0 - 0 Kendelstand
New Montreal States 0 - 2 Audioslavia
Grand master Mark 1 - 1 The Eagle's Nest
East Spaam 1 - 1 Total n Utter Insanity

GROUP 2
Dreyar 1 - 3 G Bugles
Cicera 2 - 0 Thoroughbreds
Steve's Island 0 - 1 Lemmitania
Gaddland 0 - 0 Cockbill Street
Creedence Clearwater 0 - 0 Kaze Progressa

GROUP 3
Holy lndia 0 - 2 Airenguo
The Evil Umpire 0 - 1 Tepalguana
Pablicosta 1 - 3 Halfassedstates
The Redavic Union 0 - 2 Ravenspire
NEWI Cefn Druids 1 - 1 Snub Nose 38

GROUP 4
Crystilakere 3 - 1 Ineptia
Hawcoat 3 - 0 Danilotown
Vilita 0 - 2 Rejistania
Praying2God 0 - 1 Sqournshelous
Iansisle 3 - 0 Tanah Burung

GROUP 5
The Fivefold Star 1 - 3 Dead Man
Lennon Marx 5 - 1 Makongo-Wodimalongo
Magnus Valerius 0 - 1 Commerce Heights
Lovisa 0 - 1 Svecia
Stalag 5 1 - 2 Oddslavo

GROUP 6
Keyshona 4 - 2 Vollmeria
Aerigia 5 - 2 Bobbystan
Intelligent Madness 3 - 4 Bedistan
Tadjikistan 1 - 2 Kerla
Belmorian Scandinavia 2 - 1 Dennisov

GROUP 7
New Kingman 1 - 3 Turnia
Winged Animals 1 - 2 Anitram
The Republican Army 0 - 2 The Lowland Clans
Runaway Moose 1 - 1 Liverpool England
NASTIC 2 1 - 1 Mattigool

GROUP 8
ElephantandCastle 1 - 4 Carpet
Tingitana 0 - 0 Dadostan
Raptor Claw 2 - 2 Spaam
Lovebug 0 - 1 The Belmore Family
Alex The Tall 1 - 1 Dance2Revolution

GROUP 9
Clearwater 1 - 5 The mighty spurs
Nanakaland 3 - 1 Shang-Ti
Wella 1 - 3 Gesamtkuntswerk
Jeruselem 0 - 0 Giant Zucchini
Aquilla 1 - 2 One Red Dot

GROUP 10
The Confederate 1 - 4 Oceaice
Largent 4 - 0 Lallania
Melmond 1 - 1 Eauz
EL CID THE HERO 1 - 1 Europa Brittania
The Weegies 2 - 1 Brazillico

Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania and Fat Lout Brewers of Tanah Burung are proud to announce two new brews developed specially for the fourteenth World Cup of football: ChickenBud Brew and Stout Lemming Ale. These fine products are the culmination of years of mind-numbingly difficult research into the innermost soul of the beer drinker's gut, research aimed at developing the most fantastically drinkable, flavorful, and potent beers imaginable. Over eight hundred thousand hours of research have produced what can only be described as the world's premiere football-themed beers.

ChickenBud Brew, the only beer in the known universe to contain both essense of chickenized lemming and fine, fine Burungian bud, packs a whallop and keeps on clucking. It takes you to the highest heights of chicken-flavored ecstasy and keeps you there with an extract of bud so deliciously wicked, you're guaranteed to zone out after just one bottle. This bud-inflected beer is so potent that it is not recommended for drinking when listening to Bitches Brew, Miles Smiles, or On the Corner. Doing so will freak you out mightily.

Stout Lemming Ale takes up where Stout Lout Stout leaves off. If you thought that you'd found the pinnacle of high-calorie flavortism, you thought wrong. While a fine brew in its own right, Stout Lout is a light beer when compared to this fine, smoooooth ale. With over six hundred net carbs per bottle, having a Stout Lemming is like drinking a multi-course meal. And for those carbophobes in the World Cup beer-drinking audience, there's Stout Lemming Light. Engineered using advanced military nanotechnology, Stout Lemming Light actually removes carbohydrates you've taken in while eating other things. If you follow a Stout Lemming with a Stout Lemming Light, you will probably experience no weight gain at all. Or at most, two or three added kilograms. And if you're a Fat Lout drinker, two or three added kilograms are all right by you. Note that following a Stout Lemming with a Stout Lemming Light is not recommended for those with hearts.

So remember: when you want the world's premiere chickenized-lemming-flavored bud-infused brew, reach for a ChickenBud. And when you want a brew so thick and smooth it's practically pudding, go for a Stout Lemming. Your taste buds will thank you.

"It would seem the riot act from coach Odle worked... too little too late."

--Turnia Broadcast Team

[code:1:6b18b38e85]Table - Group 1
The Eagle's Nest Q
Audioslavia Q
Total n Utter Insanity PQ
New Montreal States PE
Grand Master Mark E
East Spaam E
Presgreif E
Kendelstand E
Larkinia E
New Luca E

Table - Group 2
Kaze Progressa Q
Cockbill Street Q
Lemmitania Q
Gaddland E
Dreyar E
Steve's Island E
Creedence Clearwater E
Thoroughbreds E
Cicera E
G Bugles E [bottom due to automatic 80-point penalty: ceased through mod intervention]

Table - Group 3
Snub Nose 38 Q
Halfassedstates PQ
Ravenspire
NEWI Cefn Druids
Pablicosta E
Airenguo E
The Redavic Union E
Tepalguana E
The Evil Umpire E
Holy lndia E

Table - Group 4
Tanah Burung Q
Rejistania Q
Iansisle
Sqournshelous
Praying2God
Vilita
Crystilakere PE
Hawcoat E
Danilotown E
Ineptia E

Table - Group 5
Svecia Q
Commerce Heights Q
Oddslavo
Stalag 5
Lovisa
The Fivefold Star
Lennon Marx
Dead Man
Makongo-Wodimalongo PE
Magnus Valerius E


Table - Group 6
Bedistan Q
Kerla Q
Dennisov
Tadjikistan
Belmorian Scandinavia
Intelligent Madness E
Aerigia E
Bobbystan E
Vollmeria E
Keyshona E

Table - Group 7
The Lowland Clans Q
Liverpool England PQ
Runaway Moose
The Republican Army
Mattigool
NASTIC 2
Winged Animals E
Anitram E
New Kingman E
Turnia E

Table - Group 8
Dance 2 Revolution
Spaam
The Belmore Family
Tingitana
Lovebug
Alex The Tall PE
Raptor Claw E
Carpet E
ElephantandCastle E
Dadostan E

Table - Group 9
One Red Dot Q
Gesamtkuntswerk Q
Giant Zucchini PQ
Wella PE
Aquilla E
Nanakaland E
Shang-Ti E
Clearwater E
Jeruselem E
The mighty spurs E

Table - Group 10
Brazillico Q
Eauz Q
Europa Brittania PQ
Melmond PE
The Confederate E
EL CID THE HERO E
The Weegies E
Oceaice E
Largent E
Lallania E[/code:1:6b18b38e85]

[code:1:bce359a781]GROUP 8 P W D L F A GD Pts
Dance 2 Revolution 15 10 3 2 26 13 +13 33 WWWLWWWDDWWLWWD
Spaam 15 9 5 1 27 10 +17 32 WWLWWWDWDWDWWDD
The Belmore Family 15 10 1 4 29 20 +9 31 WLLWWWWLWWDWLWW
Tingitana 15 8 4 3 22 18 +4 28 WWWWWWDWDLLDLWD
Lovebug 15 7 3 5 25 15 +10 24 WLWWLLLDWWWDWDL
Alex The Tall 15 5 4 6 24 22 +2 19 LWWLLLDDDWWWLLD Eliminated
Raptor Claw 15 2 8 5 17 23 -6 14 LDLDDLLDDLDDWWD Eliminated
Carpet 15 3 3 9 19 29 -10 12 LDWLLLDLLLDLWLW Eliminated
Elephant and Castle 15 2 2 11 16 31 -15 8 LLLDLWWLLLLDLLL Eliminated
Dadostan 15 1 3 11 13 37 -24 6 LLLLDLLWDLLLLLD Eliminated
[/code:1:bce359a781]

i cant qualify anymore, and Dennisov is qualified.

i cant qualify anymore, and Dennisov is qualified.

Actually, you can still qualify -- you and Dennisov both lost, so you're still 6 points out of third place, and with three matches to go, there are 9 points possible. So you're not out yet, and Dennisov isn't in yet either. ;)

Tables time (thought CS deserved a wee break to-day!)
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Table - Group 1
The Eagle's Nest 15 13 2 0 38-10 41 Q
Audioslavia 15 10 3 2 24-14 33 Q
Total n Utter Insanity 15 9 3 3 25-10 30
Grand Master Mark 15 6 4 5 25-20 22
New Montreal States 15 6 4 5 30-24 22
East Spaam 15 3 7 5 23-23 16
Presgreif 15 3 4 8 16-27 13
Kendelstand 15 2 4 9 11-26 10
Larkinia 15 2 4 9 15-31 10
New Luca 15 2 3 10 16-38 9

Table - Group 2
Kaze Progressa 15 11 2 2 26-11 35 Q
Cockbill Street 15 10 4 1 32-11 34 Q
Lemmitania 15 10 2 3 28-9 32 Q
Gaddland 15 6 4 5 24-24 22
Dreyar 15 6 1 8 25-24 19
Creedence Clearwater 15 4 4 7 16-18 16
Steve's Island 15 5 1 9 14-23 16
Thoroughbreds 15 3 4 8 19-32 13
G Bugles 15 4 1 10 18-36 13
Cicera 15 3 3 9 18-32 12

Table - Group 3
Snub Nose 38 15 12 3 0 33-8 39 Q
Halfassedstates 15 11 2 2 27-10 35
Ravenspire 15 9 5 1 20-10 32
NEWI Cefn Druids 15 7 5 3 24-16 26
Airenguo 15 5 2 8 20-23 17
Pablicosta 15 4 5 6 19-23 17
The Redavic Union 15 4 3 8 24-27 15
Tepalguana 15 3 5 7 19-28 14
The Evil Umpire 15 3 2 10 18-31 11
Holy lndia 15 0 2 13 10-38 2

Table - Group 4
Rejistania 15 11 2 2 28-9 35 Q
Tanah Burung 15 10 3 2 32-14 33 Q
Iansisle 15 8 4 3 36-21 28
Sqournshelous 15 5 6 4 21-16 21
Praying2God 15 6 3 6 18-14 21
Vilita 15 5 5 5 25-28 20
Crystilakere 15 4 4 7 22-28 16
Hawcoat 15 3 6 6 27-35 15
Danilotown 15 3 2 10 19-42 11
Ineptia 15 1 3 11 13-34 6

Table - Group 5
Svecia 15 12 1 2 27-11 37 Q
Commerce Heights 15 9 4 2 27-13 31 Q
Oddslavo 15 7 4 4 29-17 25
Stalag 5 15 6 3 6 27-24 21
Lennon Marx 15 5 4 6 22-20 19
Lovisa 15 4 5 6 17-19 17
The Fivefold Star 15 5 2 8 18-26 17
Dead Man 15 4 3 8 17-27 15
Makongo-Wodimalongo 15 3 4 8 25-44 13
Magnus Valerius 15 2 6 7 20-28 12

Table - Group 6
Bedistan 15 13 1 1 32-13 40 Q
Kerla 15 11 2 2 30-11 35 Q
Dennisov 14 9 1 4 29-16 28
Tadjikistan 15 7 1 7 26-24 22
Belmorian Scandinavia 15 6 4 5 16-18 22
Aerigia 15 5 3 7 29-31 18
Intelligent Madness 15 5 2 8 23-25 17
Bobbystan 15 4 1 10 20-36 13
Keyshona 15 3 1 11 19-34 10
Vollmeria 15 1 6 8 18-33 9

Table - Group 7
The Lowland Clans 15 12 2 1 33-14 38 Q
Liverpool England 15 10 2 3 27-12 32
Runaway Moose 15 7 4 4 31-24 25
The Republican Army 15 7 2 6 28-24 23
Mattigool 15 6 3 6 17-14 21
NASTIC 2 15 5 5 5 22-20 20
Anitram 15 5 1 9 18-33 16
Winged Animals 15 4 2 9 24-33 14
New Kingman 15 3 3 9 22-36 12
Turnia 15 3 2 10 20-32 11

Table - Group 8
Dance 2 Revolution 15 10 3 2 26-13 33
Spaam 15 9 5 1 27-10 32
The Belmore Family 15 10 1 4 29-20 31
Tingitana 15 8 4 3 22-18 28
Lovebug 15 7 4 4 25-15 24
Alex The Tall 15 5 4 6 24-22 19
Raptor Claw 15 2 8 5 17-23 14
Carpet 15 3 3 9 19-29 12
ElephantandCastle 15 2 2 11 16-31 8
Dadostan 15 1 3 11 13-37 6

Table - Group 9
One Red Dot 15 12 3 0 33-11 39 Q
Gesamtkuntswerk 15 11 4 0 25-7 37 Q
Giant Zucchini 15 9 2 4 21-10 29
Wella 15 5 5 5 21-20 20
Aquilla 15 5 4 6 15-18 19
Nanakaland 15 5 1 9 20-32 16
The mighty spurs 15 3 3 9 24-30 12
Shang-Ti 15 2 6 7 23-30 12
Clearwater 15 3 3 9 17-32 12
Jeruselem 15 2 5 8 15-24 11


Table - Group 10
Brazillico 15 11 3 1 35-14 36 Q
Eauz 15 10 3 2 26-9 33 Q
Europa Brittania 15 9 5 1 28-10 32 Q
Melmond 15 6 4 5 22-21 22
The Confederate 15 5 5 5 26-28 20
EL CID THE HERO 15 6 2 7 16-22 20
The Weegies 15 5 1 9 13-19 16
Oceaice 15 4 2 9 20-28 14
Largent 15 3 2 10 18-27 11
Lallania 15 2 1 12 11-37 7
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Only group 8 has all three spots still up for grabs.
Only group 10 has all three spots claimed!

To-days top twelve
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01 The Eagle's Nest 15 13 2 0 38-10 41 Gp1
02 Bedistan 15 13 1 1 32-13 40 Gp6
03 Snub Nose 38 15 12 3 0 33-8 39 Gp3
04 One Red Dot 15 12 3 0 33-11 39 Gp9
05 The Lowland Clans 15 12 2 1 33-14 38 Gp7
06 Gesamtkuntswerk 15 11 4 0 25-7 37 Gp9
07 Svecia 15 12 1 2 27-11 37 Gp5
08 Brazillico 15 11 3 1 35-14 36 Gp10
09 Kerla 15 11 2 2 30-11 35 Gp6
10 Rejistania 15 11 2 2 28-9 35 Gp4
11 Halfassedstates 15 11 2 2 27-10 35 Gp3
12 Kaze Progressa 15 11 2 2 26-11 35 Gp2[/code:1:c2c55cda14]

The only team on the list to not have definatly qualified as yet = Halfassedstates! :wink:

Edit : code = inability to put things in italics/bold etc :oops:
Ya learn something everyday!

BTW, HAS: Group 2 also has filled all three spots.

Qualifying Matchday 16
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
New Luca 2 - 2 East Spaam
Total n Utter Insanity 0 - 0 Grand master Mark
The Eagle's Nest 3 - 0 New Montreal States
Audioslavia 4 - 2 Presgreif
Kendelstand 2 - 2 Larkinia

GROUP 2
G Bugles 0 - 2 Creedence Clearwater
Kaze Progressa 1 - 1 Gaddland
Cockbill Street 1 - 0 Steve's Island
Lemmitania 1 - 1 Cicera
Thoroughbreds 2 - 3 Dreyar

GROUP 3
Airenguo 0 - 2 NEWI Cefn Druids
Snub Nose 38 3 - 0 The Redavic Union
Ravenspire 1 - 0 Pablicosta
Halfassedstates 2 - 0 The Evil Umpire
Tepalguana 3 - 1 Holy lndia

GROUP 4
Ineptia 2 - 1 Iansisle
Tanah Burung 1 - 0 Praying2God
Sqournshelous 2 - 0 Vilita
Rejistania 1 - 0 Hawcoat
Danilotown 2 - 4 Crystilakere

GROUP 5
Dead Man 0 - 2 Stalag 5
Oddslavo 3 - 1 Lovisa
Svecia 1 - 0 Magnus Valerius
Commerce Heights 3 - 2 Lennon Marx
Makongo-Wodimalongo 1 - 1 The Fivefold Star

GROUP 6
Vollmeria 1 - 1 Belmorian Scandinavia
Dennisov 2 - 1 Tadjikistan
Kerla 2 - 0 Intelligent Madness
Bedistan 2 - 1 Aerigia
Bobbystan 3 - 2 Keyshona

GROUP 7
Turnia 1 - 0 NASTIC 2
Mattigool 1 - 0 Runaway Moose
Liverpool England 0 - 0 The Republican Army
The Lowland Clans 1 - 3 Winged Animals
Anitram 0 - 1 New Kingman

GROUP 8
Carpet 2 - 1 Alex The Tall
Dance2Revolution 0 - 2 Lovebug
The Belmore Family 1 - 1 Raptor Claw
Spaam 1 - 1 Tingitana
Dadostan 1 - 3 ElephantandCastle

GROUP 9
The mighty spurs 0 - 2 Aquilla
One Red Dot 1 - 0 Jeruselem
Giant Zucchini 1 - 3 Wella
Gesamtkuntswerk 1 - 1 Nanakaland
Shang-Ti 3 - 0 Clearwater

GROUP 10
Oceaice 0 - 4 The Weegies
Brazillico 1 - 2 EL CID THE HERO
Europa Brittania 1 - 1 Melmond
Eauz 1 - 0 Largent
Lallania 0 - 2 The Confederate

[code:1:f64ffa7196]GROUP OF DEATH P W D L F A GD Pts
Spaam 16 9 6 1 28 11 +17 33 WWLWWWDWDWDWWDDD
Dance 2 Revolution 16 10 3 3 26 15 +11 33 WWWLWWWDDWWLWWDL
The Belmore Family 16 10 2 4 30 21 +9 32 WLLWWWWLWWDWLWWD
Tingitana 16 8 5 3 23 19 +4 29 WWWWWWDWDLLDLWDD
Lovebug 16 8 3 5 27 15 +12 27 WLWWLLLDWWWDWDLW
Alex The Tall 16 5 4 7 25 24 +1 19 LWWLLLDDDWWWLLDL Eliminated
Raptor Claw 16 2 9 5 18 24 -6 15 LDLDDLLDDLDDWWDD Eliminated
Carpet 16 4 3 9 21 30 -9 15 LDWLLLDLLLDLWLWW Eliminated
Elephant and Castle 16 3 2 11 19 32 -13 11 LLLDLWWLLLLDLLLW Eliminated
Dadostan 16 1 3 12 14 40 -26 6 LLLLDLLWDLLLLLDL Eliminated
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Group Of Death

(How do I always get drawn into these things?)

Spaam: Spaam has only lost once this season, to equal first place Dance 2 Revolution. Since Spaam will be facing the two bottom teams of the group, including a home game against the probable wooden spoon, we can safely assume that Spaam will get at least 2 points in the next two games. This puts Spaam out of reach of Tingitana, and means that Spaam will almost certainly qualify. If Spaam only gain one point, Tingitana will have to win both its games, and both D2R and TBF will have to win their non-Tingitana matches, for Spaam to not qualify. 100-1 Spaam to NOT qualify.

Lovebug: Lovebug will qualify if they win their next two matches, and TBF loses its next two matches, and Tingitana loses against D2R. Lovebug MIGHT qualify (based on GD), if Dance 2 Revolution loses its next two matches, or TBF loses one match and draws another, or TBF loses its next two matches and Tingitana draws against D2R.

Group 6 is now sewn up after Dennisov beat Tadjikistan.

Oh, just in case you guys were wondering, this is probably the worst group of Death I have ever been in (though technically, I have very little chance of NOT qualifying). Why? Well, assuming, Spaam and D2R both lose their next two games, TBF and Tingitana draw, and lose and win their other game respectively, and Lovebug win their next two games, then their will be a 5-way tie for first. With 2 matchdays to go. Has there ever been a worse group of Death? I think not.

Scary prospect indeed :p

Group 1 is also sewn up after the TnUI-GMM draw keeps the gap between those two at eight points with two games to go.

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Table - Group 3 P W D L GF GA GD Pts Max
Snub Nose 38 16 13 3 0 36-8 28 42 48 Q
Halfassedstates 16 12 2 2 29-10 19 38 44 Q
Ravenspire 16 10 5 1 21-10 11 35 41
NEWI Cefn Druids 15 8 5 3 26-16 10 29 35
Airenguo 16 5 2 9 20-25 -5 17 23 elim
Pablicosta 16 4 5 7 19-24 -5 17 23 elim
The Redavic Union 16 4 3 9 24-30 -6 15 21 elim
Tepalguana 16 3 5 7 22-29 -7 14 20 elim
The Evil Umpire 16 3 2 11 18-33 -15 11 17 elim
Holy lndia 16 0 2 14 11-42 -31 2 8 elim[/code:1:82b4dce640]

Halfassedstates is now Qualified. If NEWI Cefn Druids win both their last two matches, and Ravenspire does not gain another point, and NCD improves their GD by two or more over Raven, then NCD will qualify. Otherwise, should Ravenspire win or draw either of their last two matches then Raven will qualify.

Oh, just in case you guys were wondering, this is probably the worst group of Death I have ever been in (though technically, I have very little chance of NOT qualifying). Why? Well, assuming, Spaam and D2R both lose their next two games, TBF and Tingitana draw, and lose and win their other game respectively, and Lovebug win their next two games, then their will be a 5-way tie for first. With 2 matchdays to go. Has there ever been a worse group of Death? I think not.

Well, if that happens, you certainly won't have to worry about Tingitana, because we'd definitely be 5th on goal difference in such a situation. :P Lovebug might be another matter, though. ;)

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Table - Group 3 P W D L GF GA GD Pts Max
Snub Nose 38 16 13 3 0 36-8 28 42 48 Q
Halfassedstates 16 12 2 2 29-10 19 38 44 Q
Ravenspire 16 10 5 1 21-10 11 35 41
NEWI Cefn Druids 15 8 5 3 26-16 10 29 35
Airenguo 16 5 2 9 20-25 -5 17 23 elim
Pablicosta 16 4 5 7 19-24 -5 17 23 elim
The Redavic Union 16 4 3 9 24-30 -6 15 21 elim
Tepalguana 16 3 5 7 22-29 -7 14 20 elim
The Evil Umpire 16 3 2 11 18-33 -15 11 17 elim
Holy lndia 16 0 2 14 11-42 -31 2 8 elim[/code:1:09b8a53839]

Halfassedstates is now Qualified. If NEWI Cefn Druids win both their last two matches, and Ravenspire does not gain another point, and NCD improves their GD by two or more over Raven, then NCD will qualify. Otherwise, should Ravenspire win or draw either of their last two matches then Raven will qualify.

Small edit: if NEWI win their last two and Ravenspire lose their last two, the GD will take care of itself.

Group 1 Standings:

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Pos Team P W D L F A GD Pts PP
Q The Eagles Nest 16 14 2 0 41 10 31 44 50
Q Audioslavia 16 11 3 2 28 16 12 36 42
Q Total n Utter Insanity 16 9 4 3 25 10 15 31 37
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4 Grand master Mark 16 6 5 5 25 20 5 23 29
5 New Montreal States 16 6 4 6 30 27 3 22 28
6 East Spaam 16 3 8 5 25 25 0 17 23
7 Presgreif 16 3 4 9 18 31 -13 13 19
8 Kendelstand 16 2 5 9 13 28 -15 11 17
9 Larkinia 16 2 5 9 17 33 -16 11 17
10New Luca 16 2 4 10 18 40 -22 10 16
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Group 1 is now locked up.

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Table - Group 3 P W D L GF GA GD Pts Max
Snub Nose 38 16 13 3 0 36-8 28 42 48 Q
Halfassedstates 16 12 2 2 29-10 19 38 44 Q
Ravenspire 16 10 5 1 21-10 11 35 41
NEWI Cefn Druids 15 8 5 3 26-16 10 29 35
Airenguo 16 5 2 9 20-25 -5 17 23 elim
Pablicosta 16 4 5 7 19-24 -5 17 23 elim
The Redavic Union 16 4 3 9 24-30 -6 15 21 elim
Tepalguana 16 3 5 7 22-29 -7 14 20 elim
The Evil Umpire 16 3 2 11 18-33 -15 11 17 elim
Holy lndia 16 0 2 14 11-42 -31 2 8 elim[/code:1:b04c4faea6]

Halfassedstates is now Qualified. If NEWI Cefn Druids win both their last two matches, and Ravenspire does not gain another point, and NCD improves their GD by two or more over Raven, then NCD will qualify. Otherwise, should Ravenspire win or draw either of their last two matches then Raven will qualify.

Small edit: if NEWI win their last two and Ravenspire lose their last two, the GD will take care of itself.

Small edit: if NEWI win their last two and Ravenspire lose their last two, I will show my bare backside in the window of a local department store.

i cant qualify anymore, and Dennisov is qualified.

Actually, you can still qualify -- you and Dennisov both lost, so you're still 6 points out of third place, and with three matches to go, there are 9 points possible. So you're not out yet, and Dennisov isn't in yet either. ;)

We both knew the moment we wrote this that i was not going to qualify. Lost from Dennisov on matchday 16, so its impossible now. Now Belmorian Scandinavia jumps over me, while i kept them behind me for so long.

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Table - Group 3 P W D L GF GA GD Pts Max
Snub Nose 38 16 13 3 0 36-8 28 42 48 Q
Halfassedstates 16 12 2 2 29-10 19 38 44 Q
Ravenspire 16 10 5 1 21-10 11 35 41
NEWI Cefn Druids 15 8 5 3 26-16 10 29 35
Airenguo 16 5 2 9 20-25 -5 17 23 elim
Pablicosta 16 4 5 7 19-24 -5 17 23 elim
The Redavic Union 16 4 3 9 24-30 -6 15 21 elim
Tepalguana 16 3 5 7 22-29 -7 14 20 elim
The Evil Umpire 16 3 2 11 18-33 -15 11 17 elim
Holy lndia 16 0 2 14 11-42 -31 2 8 elim[/code:1:72567b6937]

Halfassedstates is now Qualified. If NEWI Cefn Druids win both their last two matches, and Ravenspire does not gain another point, and NCD improves their GD by two or more over Raven, then NCD will qualify. Otherwise, should Ravenspire win or draw either of their last two matches then Raven will qualify.

Small edit: if NEWI win their last two and Ravenspire lose their last two, the GD will take care of itself.

Small edit: if NEWI win their last two and Ravenspire lose their last two, I will show my bare backside in the window of a local department store.Very, very small edit: Can we sell tickets?

Qualifying Matchday 17
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
Kendelstand 2 - 2 New Luca
Larkinia 1 - 2 Audioslavia
Presgreif 1 - 2 The Eagle's Nest
New Montreal States 2 - 2 Total n Utter Insanity
Grand master Mark 3 - 0 East Spaam

GROUP 2
Thoroughbreds 5 - 2 G Bugles
Dreyar 1 - 4 Lemmitania
Cicera 2 - 2 Cockbill Street
Steve's Island 0 - 3 Kaze Progressa
Gaddland 1 - 0 Creedence Clearwater

GROUP 3
Tepalguana 2 - 0 Airenguo
Holy lndia 0 - 3 Halfassedstates
The Evil Umpire 0 - 2 Ravenspire
Pablicosta 3 - 2 Snub Nose 38
The Redavic Union 0 - 1 NEWI Cefn Druids

GROUP 4
Danilotown 0 - 4 Ineptia
Crystilakere 1 - 4 Rejistania
Hawcoat 1 - 2 Sqournshelous
Vilitia 0 - 0 Tanah Burung
Praying2God 3 - 0 Iansisle

GROUP 5
Makongo-Wodimalongo 0 - 0 Dead Man
The Fivefold Star 1 - 3 Commerce Heights
Lennon Marx 4 - 2 Svecia
Magnus Valerius 1 - 0 Oddslavo
Lovisa 2 - 2 Stalag 5

GROUP 6
Bobbystan 2 - 2 Vollmeria
Keyshona 1 - 1 Bedistan
Aerigia 0 - 3 Kerla
Intelligent Madness 2 - 1 Dennisov
Tadjikistan 0 - 0 Belmorian Scandinavia

GROUP 7
Anitram 1 - 2 Turnia
New Kingman 2 - 2 The Lowland Clans
Winged Animals 1 - 1 Liverpool England
The Republican Army 2 - 4 Mattigool
Runaway Moose 3 - 0 NASTIC 2

GROUP 8
Dadostan 2 - 4 Carpet
ElephantandCastle 0 - 1 Spaam
Tingitana 3 - 2 The Belmore Family
Raptor Claw 1 - 2 Dance2Revolution
Lovebug 1 - 0 Alex The Tall

GROUP 9
Shang-Ti 1 - 0 The mighty spurs
Clearwater 2 - 2 Gesamtkuntswerk
Nanakaland 0 - 4 Giant Zuchinni
Wella 0 - 1 One Red Dot
Jeruselem 2 - 1 Aquilla

GROUP 10
Lallania 2 - 5 Oceaice
The Confederate 1 - 2 Eauz
Largent 2 - 5 Europa Brittania
Melmond 1 - 1 Brazillico
EL CID THE HERO 0 - 1 The Weegies

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Stout Lemming Ale takes up where Stout Lout Stout leaves off. If you thought that you'd found the pinnacle of high-calorie flavortism, you thought wrong. While a fine brew in its own right, Stout Lout is a light beer when compared to this fine, smoooooth ale. With over six hundred net carbs per bottle, having a Stout Lemming is like drinking a multi-course meal. And for those carbophobes in the World Cup beer-drinking audience, there's Stout Lemming Light. Engineered using advanced military nanotechnology, Stout Lemming Light actually removes carbohydrates you've taken in while eating other things. If you follow a Stout Lemming with a Stout Lemming Light, you will probably experience no weight gain at all. Or at most, two or three added kilograms. And if you're a Fat Lout drinker, two or three added kilograms are all right by you. Note that following a Stout Lemming with a Stout Lemming Light is not recommended for those with hearts.

So remember: when you want the world's premiere chickenized-lemming-flavored bud-infused brew, reach for a ChickenBud. And when you want a brew so thick and smooth it's practically pudding, go for a Stout Lemming. Your taste buds will thank you.

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Sorry for late scores, but real life held precedence over World Cup scores. Anyways, here are belated matchday 17 scores.

"Well sports fans... who woulda thunk it? 3 straight wins after being eliminated. Perhaps promising for the next WC"

--Turnia Broadcast Team

[code:1:a682520a17]GROUP OF DEATH P W D L F A GD Pts
Spaam 17 10 6 1 29 11 +18 36 WWLWWWDWDWDWWDDDW Qualified
Dance 2 Revolution 17 11 3 3 28 16 +12 36 WWWLWWWDDWWLWWDLW Qualified
The Belmore Family 17 10 2 5 32 24 +8 32 WLLWWWWLWWDWLWWDL
Tingitana 17 9 5 3 26 21 +5 32 WWWWWWDWDLLDLWDDW
Lovebug 17 9 3 5 28 15 +13 30 WLWWLLLDWWWDWDLWW
Alex The Tall 17 5 4 8 25 25 0 19 LWWLLLDDDWWWLLDLL Eliminated
Carpet 17 5 3 9 25 32 -7 18 LDWLLLDLLLDLWLWWW Eliminated
Raptor Claw 17 2 9 6 19 26 -7 15 LDLDDLLDDLDDWWDDL Eliminated
Elephant and Castle 17 3 2 12 19 33 -14 11 LLLDLWWLLLLDLLLWL Eliminated
Dadostan 17 1 3 13 16 44 -28 6 LLLLDLLWDLLLLLDLL Wooden Spoon
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Group Of Death

The Belmore Family: TBF will qualify if they win OR if they draw and neither Tingitana nor Lovebug win OR if they lose and Tingitana lose and Lovebug don't win.

Tingitana: Tingitana will qualify if they win and TBF don't win OR if they draw and TBF lose and Lovebug don't win.

Lovebug: Lovebug will qualify if they win and both TBF and Tingitana don't win.

Small edit: if NEWI win their last two and Ravenspire lose their last two, I will show my bare backside in the window of a local department store.Very, very small edit: Can we sell tickets?

Well it seems like it isn't going to happen. Ah well... *breathes huge sigh of relief*

Tables after 17 games.
we accept no responsibility for the accuracy of these tables! - esp. as we seem to be missing a Dennisov result from somewhere!

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Table - Group 1
The Eagle's Nest 17 15 2 0 43-11 47 Q
Audioslavia 17 12 3 2 30-17 39 Q
Total n Utter Insanity 17 9 5 3 27-12 32 Q
Grand Master Mark 17 7 5 5 28-20 28
New Montreal States 17 6 5 6 32-29 23
East Spaam 17 3 8 6 25-28 17
Presgreif 17 3 4 10 19-33 13
Kendelstand 17 2 6 9 15-30 12
Larkinia 17 2 5 10 18-35 11
New Luca 17 2 5 10 20-42 11

Table - Group 2
Kaze Progressa 17 12 3 2 30-12 39 Q
Cockbill Street 17 11 5 1 35-13 38 Q
Lemmitania 17 11 3 3 33-11 36 Q
Gaddland 17 7 5 5 26-25 26
Dreyar 17 7 1 9 29-30 22
Creedence Clearwater 17 5 4 8 18-19 19
Thoroughbreds 17 4 4 9 26-37 16
Steve's Island 17 5 1 11 14-27 16
Cicera 17 3 5 9 21-35 14
G Bugles 17 4 1 12 20-43 13

Table - Group 3
Snub Nose 38 17 13 3 1 38-10 42 Q
Halfassedstates 17 13 2 2 32-10 41 Q
Ravenspire 17 11 5 1 23-10 38 Q
NEWI Cefn Druids 17 9 5 3 27-16 32
Airenguo 17 5 2 10 20-27 17
Pablicosta 17 5 5 7 22-26 20
The Redavic Union 17 4 3 10 24-31 15
Tepalguana 17 5 5 7 24-29 20
The Evil Umpire 17 3 2 13 18-35 11
Holy lndia 17 0 2 15 11-44 2

Table - Group 4
Rejistania 17 13 2 2 33-10 41 Q
Tanah Burung 17 11 4 2 33-14 37 Q
Iansisle 17 8 4 5 37-26 28
Sqournshelous 17 7 6 4 25-17 27
Praying2God 17 7 3 7 21-15 24
Vilita 17 5 6 6 25-30 21
Crystilakere 17 5 4 8 27-34 19
Hawcoat 17 3 6 8 28-38 15
Ineptia 17 3 3 11 19-35 12
Danilotown 17 3 2 12 21-50 11

Table - Group 5
Svecia 17 13 1 3 30-15 40 Q
Commerce Heights 17 11 4 2 33-16 37 Q
Oddslavo 17 8 4 5 32-19 28
Stalag 5 17 7 4 6 31-26 25
Lennon Marx 17 6 4 7 28-25 22
Lovisa 17 4 6 7 20-24 18
The Fivefold Star 17 5 3 9 20-30 18
Dead Man 17 4 4 9 17-29 16
Magnus Valerius 17 3 6 8 21-29 15
Makongo-Wodimalongo 17 3 6 8 26-45 15

Table - Group 6
Bedistan 17 14 2 1 35-15 44 Q
Kerla 17 13 2 2 35-11 41 Q
Dennisov 16 10 1 5 32-19 31 Q
Belmorian Scandinavia 17 6 6 5 17-19 24
Tadjikistan 17 7 2 8 27-26 23
Intelligent Madness 17 6 2 9 25-28 20
Aerigia 17 5 3 9 30-36 18
Bobbystan 17 5 2 10 25-40 17
Vollmeria 17 1 8 8 21-36 11
Keyshona 17 3 2 12 22-38 11

Table - Group 7
The Lowland Clans 17 12 3 2 36-19 39 Q
Liverpool England 17 10 4 3 28-13 34 Q
Runaway Moose 17 8 4 5 34-25 28
Mattigool 17 8 3 6 22-16 27
The Republican Army 17 7 3 7 30-28 24
NASTIC 2 17 5 5 7 22-24 20
Winged Animals 17 5 3 9 28-35 18
Turnia 17 5 2 10 23-33 17
New Kingman 17 4 4 9 25-38 16
Anitram 17 5 1 11 19-36 16

Table - Group 8
Spaam 17 10 6 1 29-11 36 Q
Dance 2 Revolution 17 11 3 3 28-16 36 Q
The Belmore Family 17 10 2 5 32-24 32
Tingitana 17 9 5 3 26-21 32
Lovebug 17 9 4 4 28-15 30
Alex The Tall 17 5 4 8 25-25 19
Raptor Claw 17 2 9 6 19-26 15
Carpet 17 4 3 9 21-30 15
ElephantandCastle 17 3 2 12 19-33 11
Dadostan 17 1 3 13 16-44 6

Table - Group 9
One Red Dot 17 14 3 0 35-11 45 Q
Gesamtkuntswerk 17 11 6 0 28-10 39 Q
Giant Zucchini 17 10 2 5 26-13 32 Q
Wella 17 6 5 6 24-22 23
Aquilla 17 6 4 7 18-20 22
Shang-Ti 17 4 6 7 27-30 18
Nanakaland 17 5 2 10 21-37 17
Jeruselem 17 3 5 9 17-26 14
Clearwater 17 3 4 10 19-37 13
The mighty spurs 17 3 3 11 24-33 12

Table - Group 10
Eauz 17 12 3 2 29-9 39 Q
Brazillico 17 11 4 2 37-17 37 Q
Europa Brittania 17 10 6 1 34-13 36 Q
Melmond 17 6 6 5 24-23 24
The Confederate 17 6 5 6 29-30 23
EL CID THE HERO 17 7 2 8 18-24 23
The Weegies 17 7 1 9 18-19 22
Oceaice 17 5 2 10 25-34 17
Largent 17 3 2 12 20-33 11
Lallania 17 2 1 14 13-44 7
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Only four groups have spaces up for grabs going into the final game.

Group 4 - Iansisle head Squornshelous by a point.
Gp 5 - Oddslavo head Stalag 5 by the same single point
Gp 7 - Runaway Moose lead Mattigool by 1
Gp 8 - The Belmore Family head Tingitana on GD with Lovebug trailing them both by 2

Three teams go into the final match hoping to finish unbeaten;
The Eagles Nest from Group 1 and One Red Dot & Gesamtkuntswerk in Group 9

Okey...there is a ghost post (rhyme! ;) by Ogle here somewhere. Apparently it hasn't gone through...so we'll just have to do with my scores (Ogle TGed these to me because he couldn't get them through).

Qualifying Matchday 18
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP 1
New Luca 1 - 1 Grand master Mark
East Spaam 2 - 1 New Montreal States
Total n Utter Insanity 3 - 1 Presgreif
The Eagle's Nest 4 - 2 Larkinia
Audioslavia 2 - 1 Kendelstand

GROUP 2
G Bugles 0 - 1 Gaddland
Creedence Clearwater 1 - 1 Steve's Island
Kaze Progressa 0 - 0 Cicera
Cockbill Street 4 - 0 Dreyar
Lemmitania 1 - 0 Thoroughbreds

GROUP 3
Airenguo 3 - 2 The Redavic Union
NEWI Cefn Druids 2 - 3 Pablicosta
Snub Nose 38 1 - 0 The EVil Umpire
Ravenspire 0 - 3 Holy lndia
Halfassedstates 1 - 1 Tepalguana

GROUP 4
Ineptia 1 - 0 Praying2God
Iansisle 4 - 0 Vilita
Tanah Burung 0 - 1 Hawcoat
Sqournshelous 1 - 2 Crystilakere
Rejistania 1 - 0 Danilotown

GROUP 5
Dead Man 1 - 1 Lovisa
Stalag 5 1 - 0 Maagnus Valerius
Oddslavo 2 - 0 Lennon Marx
Svecia 5 - 0 The Fivefold Star
Commerce Heights 2 - 2 Makongo-Wodimalongo

GROUP 6
Vollmeria 2 - 0 Tadjikistan
Belmorian Scandinavia 1 - 2 Intelligent Madness
Dennisov 2 - 2 Aerigia
Kerla 2 - 1 Keyshona
Bedistan 2 - 1 Bobbystan

GROUP 7
Turnia 1 - 2 Runaway Moose
NASTIC 2 0 - 0 The Republican Army
Mattigool 0 - 2 Winged Animals
Liverpool England 3 - 3 New Kingman
The Lowland Clans 3 - 2 Anitram

GROUP 8
Carpet 2 - 3 Lovebug
Alex The Tall 0 - 2 Raptor Claw
Dance2Revolution 3 - 1 Tingitana
The Belmore Family 1 - 1 ElephantandCastle
Spaam 2 - 0 Dadostan

GROUP 9
The mighty spurs 1 - 3 Jeruselem
Aquilla 2 - 0 Wella
One Red Dot 3 - 0 Nanakaland
Giant Zucchini 1 - 0 Clearwater
Gesamtkuntswerk 1 - 3 Shang-Ti

GROUP 10
Oceaice 0 - 4 EL CID THE HERO
The Weegies 2 - 2 Melmond
Brazillico 2 - 0 Largent
Europa Brittania 1 - 0 The Confederate
Eauz 2 - 0 Lallania

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Congratulations to the following sides who have qualified for World Cup 14!

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The Eagle's Nest
Audioslavia
Total n Utter Insanity
Cockbill Street
Kaze Progressa
Lemmitania
Snub Nose 38
Halfassedstates
Ravenspire
Rejistania
Tanah Burung
Iansisle
Svecia
Commerce Heights
Oddslavo
Bedistan
Kerla
Dennisov
The Lowland Clans
Liverpool England
Runaway Moose
Spaam
Dance2Revolution
The Belmore Family
One Red Dot
Gesamtkuntswerk
Giant Zucchini
Eauz
Brazillico
Europa Brittania
Oglethorpia
Kingsford

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End of Ogle's TG. However, my spreadsheet's tables calculations seem to indicate that Lovebug qualified ahead of The Belmore Family on goal difference.

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Table - Group 1
The Eagle's Nest 18 16 2 0 47-13 50 Q
Audioslavia 18 13 3 2 32-18 42 Q
Total n Utter Insanity 18 10 5 3 30-13 35 Q
Grand Master Mark 18 7 6 5 29-21 27
New Montreal States 18 6 5 7 33-31 23
East Spaam 18 4 8 6 27-29 20
Presgreif 18 3 4 11 20-36 13
Kendelstand 18 2 6 10 16-32 12
New Luca 18 2 6 10 21-43 12
Larkinia 18 2 5 11 20-39 11

Table - Group 2
Cockbill Street 18 12 5 1 39-13 41 Q
Kaze Progressa 18 12 4 2 30-12 40 Q
Lemmitania 18 12 3 3 34-11 39 Q
Gaddland 18 8 5 5 27-25 29
Dreyar 18 7 1 10 29-34 22
Creedence Clearwater 18 5 5 8 19-20 20
Steve's Island 18 5 2 11 15-28 17
Thoroughbreds 18 4 4 10 26-38 16
Cicera 18 3 6 9 21-35 15
G Bugles 18 4 1 13 20-44 13

Table - Group 3
Snub Nose 38 18 14 3 1 39-11 45 Q
Halfassedstates 18 13 3 2 33-11 42 Q
Ravenspire 18 11 5 2 23-13 38 Q
NEWI Cefn Druids 18 9 5 4 29-19 32
Pablicosta 18 6 5 7 25-28 23
Tepalguana 18 5 6 7 25-30 21
Airenguo 18 6 2 10 23-29 20
The Redavic Union 18 4 3 11 26-34 15
The Evil Umpire 18 3 2 13 18-36 11
Holy lndia 18 1 2 15 14-44 5

Table - Group 4
Rejistania 18 14 2 2 34-10 44 Q
Tanah Burung 18 11 4 3 33-15 37 Q
Iansisle 18 9 4 5 41-26 31 Q
Sqournshelous 18 7 6 5 26-19 27
Praying2God 18 7 3 8 21-16 24
Crystilakere 18 6 4 8 29-35 22
Vilita 18 5 6 7 25-34 21
Hawcoat 18 4 6 8 29-38 18
Ineptia 18 4 3 11 20-35 15
Danilotown 18 3 2 13 21-51 11

Table - Group 5
Svecia 18 14 1 3 35-15 43 Q
Commerce Heights 18 11 5 2 35-18 38 Q
Oddslavo 18 9 4 5 34-19 31 Q
Stalag 5 18 8 4 6 32-26 28
Lennon Marx 18 6 4 8 28-27 22
Lovisa 18 4 7 7 21-25 19
The Fivefold Star 18 5 3 10 20-35 18
Dead Man 18 4 5 9 18-30 17
Makongo-Wodimalongo 18 3 7 8 28-47 16
Magnus Valerius 18 3 6 9 21-30 15

Table - Group 6
Bedistan 18 15 2 1 37-16 47 Q
Kerla 18 14 2 2 37-12 44 Q
Dennisov 18 10 2 6 35-23 32 Q
Belmorian Scandinavia 18 6 6 6 18-21 24
Tadjikistan 18 7 2 9 27-28 23
Intelligent Madness 18 7 2 9 27-29 23
Aerigia 18 5 4 9 32-38 19
Bobbystan 18 5 2 11 26-42 17
Vollmeria 18 2 8 8 23-36 14
Keyshona 18 3 2 13 23-40 11

Table - Group 7
The Lowland Clans 18 13 3 2 39-21 42 Q
Liverpool England 18 10 5 3 31-16 35 Q
Runaway Moose 18 9 4 5 36-26 31 Q
Mattigool 18 8 3 7 22-18 27
The Republican Army 18 7 4 7 30-28 25
NASTIC 2 18 5 6 7 22-24 21
Winged Animals 18 6 3 9 30-35 21
Turnia 18 5 2 11 24-35 17
New Kingman 18 4 5 9 28-41 17
Anitram 18 5 1 12 21-39 16

Table - Group 8
Spaam 18 11 6 1 31-11 39 Q
Dance 2 Revolution 18 12 3 3 31-17 39 Q
Lovebug 18 10 3 5 31-17 33 Q?
The Belmore Family 18 10 3 5 33-25 33 Q?
Tingitana 18 9 5 4 27-24 32
Alex The Tall 18 5 4 9 25-27 19
Raptor Claw 18 3 9 6 21-26 18
Carpet 18 5 3 10 27-35 18
ElephantandCastle 18 3 3 12 20-34 12
Dadostan 18 1 3 14 16-46 6

Table - Group 9
One Red Dot 18 15 3 0 38-11 48 Q
Gesamtkuntswerk 18 11 6 1 29-13 39 Q
Giant Zucchini 18 11 2 5 27-13 35 Q
Aquilla 18 7 4 7 20-20 25
Wella 18 6 5 7 24-24 23
Shang-Ti 18 5 6 7 30-31 21
Jeruselem 18 4 5 9 20-27 17
Nanakaland 18 5 2 11 21-40 17
Clearwater 18 3 4 11 19-38 13
The mighty spurs 18 3 3 12 25-36 12

Table - Group 10
Eauz 18 13 3 2 31-10 42 Q
Brazillico 18 12 4 2 39-17 40 Q
Europa Brittania 18 11 6 1 35-13 39 Q
EL CID THE HERO 18 8 2 8 22-24 26
Melmond 18 6 7 5 26-25 25
The Weegies 18 7 2 9 20-21 23
The Confederate 18 6 5 7 29-31 23
Oceaice 18 5 2 11 25-38 17
Largent 18 3 2 13 20-35 11
Lallania 18 2 1 15 13-46 7
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So, in short, there is total confusion.

The Minister of Statistics, Other Totally Useless Information, and Band Aids offers congratulations to the 32 sides who have qualified for World Cup XIV !
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# National Side P W D L GF GA GD Pts Group
1 The Eagle's Nest 18 16 2 0 47-13 34 50 Gp 1
2 One Red Dot 18 15 3 0 38-11 27 48 Gp 9
3 Bedistan 18 15 2 1 37-16 21 47 Gp 6
4 Snub Nose 38 18 14 3 1 39-11 28 45 Gp 3
5 Kerla 18 14 2 2 37-12 25 44 Gp 6
6 Rejistania 18 14 2 2 34-10 24 44 Gp 4
7 Svecia 18 14 1 3 35-15 20 43 Gp 5
8 Halfassedstates 18 13 3 2 33-11 22 42 Gp 3
9 Eauz 18 13 3 2 31-10 21 42 Gp 10
10 The Lowland Clans 18 13 3 2 39-21 18 42 Gp 7
11 Audioslavia 18 13 3 2 32-18 14 42 Gp 1
12 Cockbill Street 18 12 5 1 39-13 26 41 Gp 2
13 Brazillico 18 12 4 2 39-17 22 40 Gp 10
14 Kaze Progressa 18 12 4 2 30-12 22 40 Gp 2
15 Lemmitania 18 12 3 3 34-11 23 39 Gp 2
16 Europa Brittania 18 11 6 1 35-13 22 39 Gp 10
17 Spaam 18 11 6 1 31-11 20 39 Gp 8
18 Gesamtkuntswerk 18 11 6 1 29-13 16 39 Gp 9
19 Dance 2 Revolution 18 12 3 3 31-17 14 39 Gp 8
20 Commerce Heights 18 11 5 2 35-18 17 38 Gp 5
21 Ravenspire 18 11 5 2 23-13 10 38 Gp 3
22 Tanah Burung 18 11 4 3 33-15 18 37 Gp 4
23 Total n Utter Insanity 18 10 5 3 30-13 17 35 Gp 1
24 Liverpool England 18 10 5 3 31-16 15 35 Gp 7
25 Giant Zucchini 18 11 2 5 27-13 14 35 Gp 9
26 Lovebug 18 10 3 5 31-17 14 33 Gp 8
27 Dennisov 18 10 2 6 35-23 12 32 Gp 6
28 Iansisle 18 9 4 5 41-26 15 31 Gp 4
29 Oddslavo 18 9 4 5 34-19 15 31 Gp 5
30 Runaway Moose 18 9 4 5 36-26 10 31 Gp 7

Oglethorpia Co-Host
Kingsford Co-Host

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The Belmore Family 18 10 3 5 33-25 8 33 Q? Gp 8

(provided the Goals for and Goals against are correct,
Lovebug qualifies on a Goal Differential of 14, which
is 6 better than The Belmore Family’s GD of 8)
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Aye, confirming Snub and Cockbill's observations -- Lovebug qualifies from Group 8, not TBF. (And unfortunately not Tingitana...but I held on to the very end! :P)

Oy.

So The Belmore Family didn't qualify, then.

Barring that mistake, first round group draws will be released later tonight. First round scores will come the day after tomorrow. (Isn't that a movie?)

Analysis of the 32 Teams

A quick list of the teams, and the world ranking each has.

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World Ranking
1 The Eagle's Nest 11
2 One Red Dot 29
3 Bedistan 3
4 Snub Nose 38 33
5 Kerla 17
6 Rejistania 4
7 Svecia 13
8 Halfassedstates 7
9 Eauz 1
10 The Lowland Clans 9
11 Audioslavia 6
12 Cockbill Street 19
13 Brazillico 26
14 Kaze Progressa 31
15 Lemmitania 5
16 Europa Brittania 12
17 Spaam 2
18 Gesamtkuntswerk 9
19 Dance 2 Revolution 32
20 Commerce Heights 8
21 Ravenspire 21
22 Tanah Burung 23
23 Total n Utter Insanity 24
24 Liverpool England 22
25 Giant Zucchini 16
26 Lovebug 63
27 Dennisov 27
28 Iansisle 36
29 Oddslavo 28
30 Runaway Moose 60
H Oglethorpia 14
H Kingsford 30



Organized by World Ranking:
World Ranking
9 Eauz 1
17 Spaam 2
3 Bedistan 3
6 Rejistania 4
15 Lemmitania 5
11 Audioslavia 6
8 Halfassedstates 7
20 Commerce Heights 8
10 The Lowland Clans 9
18 Gesamtkuntswerk 9
1 The Eagle's Nest 11
16 Europa Brittania 12
7 Svecia 13
H Oglethorpia 14
25 Giant Zucchini 16
5 Kerla 17
12 Cockbill Street 19
21 Ravenspire 21
24 Liverpool England 22
22 Tanah Burung 23
23 Total n Utter Insanity 24
13 Brazillico 26
27 Dennisov 27
29 Oddslavo 28
2 One Red Dot 29
H Kingsford 30
14 Kaze Progressa 31
19 Dance 2 Revolution 32
4 Snub Nose 38 33
28 Iansisle 36
30 Runaway Moose 60
26 Lovebug 63




*There is a tie for 9th in the rankings*

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So The Belmore Family didn't qualify, then.

Barring that mistake.

Damn right it was a mistake!

Huh. Move on. I'll RP next time. I promise.





STOP LOOKING AT ME!

That's all.

*Cries that nhge's not in the top 32*

*Takes KPs advise anjd blames Margret (and capitalism of course)*

Oh yeah Vote TBF.

Whatya mean No?

I'll be going now.

The Ministry of Athletics, Olympics, and Alcoholic Beverages issued a press release this morning in which someone identified only as "Margaret" denies any involvement what so ever in the scandalous failure of The Belmore Family's national football side to qualify for World Cup XIV.

"She had absolutely nothing to do with any of it," said the Minister of Athletics, Olympics, and Alcoholic Beverages, " Not the amoebic dysentary, or the food poisoning, or the unexplained feinting spells suffered by the players. She was..."

At this point an unidentified woman wearing burgundy robes and a midnight blue hooded cape, carrying a small leather pouch with two eagle feathers tied to it by a silver strand (and with an odd looking rubber chicken hanging from her belt) gave the Minister a nudge. A big nudge. He almost fell over. She then whispered in his ear.

"Oh, my...they hadn't announced that? You mean...uh oh. Never mind."

Plausible deniability may, or may not, have been established.

:wink:

The World Cup 14 first round group draws are as follows.

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GROUP A
Eauz (1)
Svecia (13)
Total n Utter Insanity (24)
Oddslavo (28]

GROUP B
Commerce Heights (8]
Ravenspire (21)
Snub Nose 38 (33)
Runaway Moose (60)

GROUP C
Spaam (2)
Europa Brittania (12)
Cockbill Street (19)
One Red Dot (29)

GROUP D
The Lowland Clans (9)
Tanah Burung (23)
Iansisle (36)
Lovebug (63)

GROUP E
Audioslavia (6)
Kerla (17)
Brazillico (26)
Kaze Progressa (31)

GROUP F
Rejistania (4)
Lemmitania (5)
The Eagle's Nest (11)
Dennisov (27)

GROUP G
Halfassedstates (7)
Gesamtkuntswerk (9)
Liverpool England (22)
Kingsford (30)

GROUP H
Bedistan (3)
Oglethorpia (14)
Giant Zucchini (16)
Dance2Revolution (32)

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World Cup 14 First Round Stadium Information
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Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

Groups A, B and G will play in Oglethorpia.

VENUES:
GROUP A -- Amalgamated Stadium
GROUP B -- Bureaucratized Stadium
GROUP G -- Consolidated Stadium

Groups C, D, E, F and H will play in Kingsford.

VENUES:
GROUP C -- Bennar Salesde Stadium
GROUP D -- Stadium by the Sea
GROUP E -- TriNational Stadium
GROUP F -- Estadia del Reycastillo
GROUP H -- Eudis Byran Park

Detailed venue information is below, reproduced from the Oglethorpian-Kingsford bid thread. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=136972&highlight=)

Oglethorpian Stadiums

Amalgamated Stadium

Location: Megalopolis City
Capacity: 108,234
Year Built: 1964 (renovated 1984)
Home Club: Megalopolis City F.C.

In the heart of downtown Megalopolis City, Amalgamated Stadium is nestled in the quintessant manifestation of Oglethorpian capitalism -- fitting for the football stadium named after the largest corporation in the Bureaucratic States. It is truly a feat that the white-collar workers of Oglethorpia's largest/capital city can support their local football club as devoutly as they do with all that goes on in Megalopolis City. A conglomeration of skyscrapers and a series of multi-tiered highways, streets and raillines, Megalopolis City seems a faceless and uninviting urban area -- but it's citizens are some of the fiercest supporters of their sports programs in all of the Bureaucratic States.

Amalgamated Stadium didn't always go by that name. Days prior to World Cup 9, the company sponsoring it -- Kuruma Motor Co. -- was bought out by the Amalgamated Motor Division, and with the company assimilated, Kuruma Stadium became Amalgamated Stadium by default. A stadium that dated back to Oglethorpia's World Cup 4 days, Kuruma Stadium had fallen into grave disrepair following World Cup 8. Now just barely 20 years old, the-pitch-fomerly-known-as Kuruma Stadium was ready for a renovation so that it might be in suitable shape to play home to the Wonderteam's home games in World Cup 9 qualifying (WC9 marking the first appearance of a Oglethorpian national side under the moniker of "the Wonderteam.")

Debuting in time for World Cup 9, Amalgamated Stadium saw its press boxes, eateries, general seating areas and pitch gutted clean -- to be replaced with brand-spankin' new facilities. Fans hardly noticed the 10 Little Shiny Credits they spent on beers and other overpriced foodstuffs -- the smell of a new, clean sporting facility was back, harking back to the days of World Cup 4 when Kuruma Stadium was first built. Whereas Amalgamated Stadium's precursor only seated just under 90,000 fans, the newly renovated Amalgamated Stadium seated a little over 108,000.

That was in 1984 -- and twenty years later, Amalgamated Stadium's maintenance crew remains devoted to refusing to allow the stadium to slip into disrepair like it did following World Cup 8. Truly a world-class venue, Amalgamated Stadium is frequented by the dominating club Megalopolis City F.C. while the Oglethorpian Wonderteam isn't making use of the stadium during World Cup qualifying before sold-out crowds.

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Consolidated Stadium

Location: Polyesterhampton
Capacity: 104,761
Year Built: 1993
Home Club: Polyesterhampton F.C.

Consolidated Stadium is the newest of all the stadiums in the Bureaucratic States, with the inception of the Polyesterhampton F.C. football club in 1993 backed by rich Consolidated Industries financiers. As such, a good portion of money would be put forth to build the new club a state-of-the-art stadium that rivals Amalgamated Stadium in size -- just under 4,000 people short in capacity. The horseshoe-shaped Consolidated Stadium sits outside the suburbs of Polyesterhampton.

Polyesterhampton has been the smallest city in Oglethorpia for a great time -- after all, a city on an island south of the Oglethorpian mainland isn't an easy move to make. Its citizens don't mind though -- their city is home to the biggest food production company in all of the Bureaucratic States. That's as far as industry in Polyesterhampton goes; the city is mostly surburban sprawl and agriculture to support Consolidated Foods facilities on the island. Polyesterhampton is so laid back it's citizens hardly care about football -- though when the Cup rolls around, citizen's ears are sure to perk up.

Sponsored by Consolidated Industries, a vertible behemoth of food in Oglethorpia and within the lower-left quarter of the Emerald Heights, Consolidated Stadium is a sparkling facility that represents some of the best stadium architecture in the Bureaucratic States. As one reporter put it, "Consolidated Stadium is full of graceful curves, pretty glass spires, and is just really really shiny." The fact that an immense amount of money has been put into the home of Polyesterhampton F.C. shows. Consolidated Stadium was designed in stark contrast to Steerford's Bureaucratized Stadium; instead of standing tall over the pitch and casting a show over the width and breadth of the field, Consolidated Stadium is more curvateous and lets a great deal more light into the stadium -- reflecting on the city's sprawling low-lying surburban districts.

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Bureaucratized Stadium

Location: Steerford
Capacity: 97,605
Year Built: 1973
Home Club: Steerford Utd.

Bureaucratized Stadium is sometimes called a disaster of stadium design. No matter how much money the Bureaucratized Media conglomerate put into the stadium, nothing could make the stadium look more natural by softening up it's rigid lines, or take away the visual sensation that its seating banks completely obscure the pitch from any sunlight at all. An eyesore from the air and as you walk into the stadium, Bureaucratized Stadium must be lighted both day and night so that the players may be able to see the pitch that sits under the high walls of the stadium.

Still, in the wake of it's eyesore of a stadium, Steerford Utd remains a well loved club among Steerforders -- all of it's 97,605 seats nearly (or completely) filled to capacity for the club's domestic games. While Bureaucratized Stadium is an anamoly in Oglethorpian stadium design, it serves it's purpose well and seats an admirable 97,605 shouting football fans.

Steerford rivals Polyesterhampton in its all-encompassing laid back attitude -- Bureaucratized Media lays claim to having the only notable skyscraper in Steerford. The city has preserved most of its wilderness, and the prevailing sport of choice is hunting. When hunting goes up against a United Football League match, though, hunting always loses out to a widespread love of the game in Steerford.

Kingsforder Stadiums

Bennar Salesde Stadium

Location: Toryo, Sterling County, Kingsford
Capacity: 71,248
Year Built: 2002
Home Team(s): Toryo Wolfpack (LEAF, KPL), UNIC (KDivAFA)

The newly constructed Bennar Salesde Stadium is one of three stadia used in the World Cup designed by acclaimed architect Noyo Hashimoto. It was build in 2002 and has been the host of UNIC and the Toryo Wolfpack since. It has held numerous big events, including the National High School Championship for two years in a row, as well as the most recent KPL finals and the opening game of LEAF's inaugural season.

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Stadium by the Sea

Location: Thunderbird, Valdestower County, Kingsford
Capacity: 50,000
Year Built: 1977
Home Team(s): Thunderbird Rovers (KPL)

The second of three Hashimoto works, Stadium by the Sea has been described as the most beautiful stadium in the world. Named after the Castle by the Sea, built by hero Halifornius Tiberius in 1477, the stadium, build in 1977 on it's 500th year, has hosted the Rovers back into the days of the KFA, where they claimed 2 titles within it's walls. Designed to look like a sea vessel washed ashore, Stadium by the Sea's unique silhouette stands out against the glistening southwestern coast of Thunderbird.

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TriNational Stadium

Location: Northern City, Folleys County, Kingsford
Capacity: 104,000
Year Built: 1998
Home Team(s): Elders (LEAF, KPL), IDEXO (KPL)

The largest and most famous stadium in Kingsford, TriNational Stadium, sponsored by TriNational Insurance, stands in the heart of Kingsforder Northern City. Northern City, though primarily in Kingsford, extends it's metropolitan area into Oglethorpia and Tanah Burung as well. It's sprawling metropolitan mass covers a diverse area of culture, which is what you will find in TriNational Stadium. Two languages are used for signs and writing, and it's a common occurrence to hear cheers and chants in 3, maybe 4 languages depending on the opponent. Truly an international stadium.

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Estadia del Reycastillo

Location: Barcoenfuego, Condado Debajo, Kingsford
Capacity: 98,032
Year Built: 1931
Home Team(s): Barcoenfuego (LEAF, KPL)

The largest city in "Los Tres Condados," Kingsford's Hispanic district, is the host to Estadia del Reycastillo, or Kingsford Stadium. Barcoenfuego's relaxed population sits right on the coast, on the closest point to offshore Toryo. The largely Spanish speaking population is highly devout to their football, and is notorious for being the wildest fans in the Emerald Heights. A constant roar for 90 minutes thunders through the stadium and sometimes shakes the city, often breaking thin panes of glass or setting off car alarms. Of course, no one is around to see this mayhem, as Barcoenfuego becomes a ghost town any time its team plays, whether it be home or away, everyone is watching on TV or at the stadium. Barcoenfuego also holds the record for largest away contingent, breaking it in RevTerr during a LEAF match.

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Eudis Byran Park

Location: Byrana, Trotting Pinwheel County, Kingsford
Capacity: 44,300
Year Built: 1989
Home Team(s): Trotting Pinwheel (LEAF, KPL), Byrana 1872 (KPL)

The final Hashimoto work, Eudis Byran park is nestled high up in the Byran range. Named for the local hero Eudis Byran, who led the friendly people to battle against the conquering Kingsforders, the park is designed to look like a traditional Byran building. The stadium overlooks the city of Byrana as well as its vast mountain range, and some say the best view in Kingsford is in the stadium. It has one open end and the seats only extend less than half the way around the pitch, so everyone can admire the breathtaking view.

First round matchday 1 scores will be telegrammed shortly.

First Round Matchday 1
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP A
Eauz 3 - 1 Svecia
Total n Utter Insanity 0 - 1 Oddslavo

GROUP B
Commerce Heights 1 - 1 Ravenspire
Snub Nose 38 1 - 2 Runaway Moose

GROUP C
Spaam 0 - 0 Europa Brittania
Cockbill Street 2 - 1 One Red Dot

GROUP D
The Lowland Clans 1 - 3 Tanah Burung
Iansisle 1 - 1 Lovebug

GROUP E
Audioslavia 2 - 0 Kerla
Brazillico 1 - 0 Kaze Progressa

GROUP F
Rejistania 1 - 1 Lemmitania
The Eagle's Nest 0 - 1 Dennisov

GROUP G
Halfassedstates 0 - 0 Gesamtkuntswerk
Liverpool England 1 - 2 Kingsford

GROUP H
Bedistan 1 - 1 Oglethorpia
Giant Zucchini 1 - 1 Dance2Revolution
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Woman: Oomba, oomba, ya ya, oomba! Oomba, oomba, ya ya, oomba! Oomba, oomba, ya ya, oomba!

Man: Say, hon, what the hell are you up to here? Flingin’ around a perfectly good rubber chicken and chantin’ like a crazed witch-doctor person and all?

Woman: I’m doing the secret rituals which every government secretly sanctions but none admit to.

Man: You mean you’re torturing political prisoners?

Woman: No, silly, I’m supplicating to the Random Number Gods! Can’t you tell from my official MargaretMask™?

Man: Oh, I wondered what had happened to your face. But wait a minute, you can’t supplicate to the Random Number Gods with a rubber chicken! Everyone knows that!

Woman: This isn’t a rubber chicken, it’s a living, breathing boneless chicken I made using a ChicA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner from Eclectic Lemming Corporation!

Man: But, wait! A living, breathing chicken that’s been painlessly deboned with a ChicA-Live isn’t sanctioned for Random Number God supplication! The Random Number Gods have made that quite clear!

Woman: It’s okay! ELC now sells a ChicA-Live Electric Ritualizer! You just plug it in, connect it to the ChicA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner, and voila! You can produce 100% guaranteed Random-Number-God-approved deboned chickens.

Man: Gee. That’ll make supplicating a hell of a lot easier, I have to say.

Woman: You just betcha!

Voiceover: Don’t be caught supplicating with an un-ritualized chicken. If you want your team to win, go with the only live-chicken-deboner-ritualizer officially sanctioned* by the Random Number Gods: The ChicA-Live Electric Ritualizer! Available at finer home stores everywhere.

*Official sanction of the Random Number Gods is not official. Claims made in this advertisement are not guaranteed to be accurate.

WORLD CUP XIV - MATCHDAY 1

[code:1:6bebec9e71]GROUP A Amalgamated Stadium, Oglethorpia
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Eauz 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 3
Oddslavo 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 3
Total n Utter Insanity 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Svecia 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0

GROUP B Bureaucratized Stadium, Oglethorpia
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Runaway Moose 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 3
Commerce Heights 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Ravenspire 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Snub Nose 38 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0

GROUP C Bennar Salesde Stadium, Kingsford
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Cockbill Street 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 3
Europa Brittania 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
Spaam 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
One Red Dot 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0

GROUP D Stadium by the Sea, Kingsford
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Tanah Burung 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 3
Lovebug 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Iansisle 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
The Lowland Clans 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0

GROUP E TriNational Stadium, Kingsford
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Audioslavia 1 1 0 0 2 0 2 3
Brazillico 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 3
Kaze Progressa 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Kerla 1 0 0 1 0 2 -2 0

GROUP F Estadio del Reycastillo, Kingsford
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Dennisov 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 3
Rejistania 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Lemmitania 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
The Eagles Nest 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0

GROUP G Consolidated Stadium, Oglethorpia
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Kingsford 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 3
Halfassedstates 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
Gesamskunstwerk 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 1
Liverpool England 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0

GROUP H Eudis Bryan Park, Kingsford
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Bedistan 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Oglethorpia 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Giant Zucchini 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Dance2Revolution 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1[/code:1:6bebec9e71]

Courtesy of the Minister of Statistics, Other Totally Useless Information, and Band Aids

First Round Matchday 2
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP A
Eauz 1 – 0 Total n Utter Insanity
Svecia 2 - 1 Oddslavo

GROUP B
Commerce Heights 0 - 2 Snub Nose 38
Ravenspire 2 - 0 Runaway Moose

GROUP C
Spaam 1 - 2 Cockbill Street
Europa Brittania 1 - 1 One Red Dot

GROUP D
The Lowland Clans 1 - 3 Iansisle
Tanah Burung 2 - 1 Lovebug

GROUP E
Audioslavia 0 - 3 Brazillico
Kerla 0 - 1 Kaze Progressa

GROUP F
Rejistania 1 - 0 The Eagle’s Nest
Lemmitania 0 - 0 Dennisov

GROUP G
Halfassedstates 1 - 1 Liverpool England
Getsamtkuntswerk 0 - 2 Kingsford

GROUP H
Bedistan 0 - 0 Giant Zucchini
Oglethorpia 2 - 0 Dance2Revolution
---

Woman: Oomba, oomba, ya ya, oomba! Oomba, oomba, ya ya, oomba! Oomba, oomba, ya ya, oomba!

Man: Say, hon, what the hell are you up to here? Flingin’ around a perfectly good rubber chicken and chantin’ like a crazed witch-doctor person and all?

Woman: I’m doing the secret rituals which every government secretly sanctions but none admit to.

Man: You mean you’re torturing political prisoners?

Woman: No, silly, I’m supplicating to the Random Number Gods! Can’t you tell from my official MargaretMask™?

Man: Oh, I wondered what had happened to your face. But wait a minute, you can’t supplicate to the Random Number Gods with a rubber chicken! Everyone knows that!

Woman: This isn’t a rubber chicken, it’s a living, breathing boneless chicken I made using a ChicA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner from Eclectic Lemming Corporation!

Man: But, wait! A living, breathing chicken that’s been painlessly deboned with a ChicA-Live isn’t sanctioned for Random Number God supplication! The Random Number Gods have made that quite clear!

Woman: It’s okay! ELC now sells a ChicA-Live Electric Ritualizer! You just plug it in, connect it to the ChicA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner, and voila! You can produce 100% guaranteed Random-Number-God-approved deboned chickens.

Man: Gee. That’ll make supplicating a hell of a lot easier, I have to say.

Woman: You just betcha!

Voiceover: Don’t be caught supplicating with an un-ritualized chicken. If you want your team to win, go with the only live-chicken-deboner-ritualizer officially sanctioned* by the Random Number Gods: The ChicA-Live Electric Ritualizer! Available at finer home stores everywhere.

*Official sanction of the Random Number Gods is not official. Claims made in this advertisement are not guaranteed to be accurate.

WORLD CUP XIV - MATCHDAY 2

[code:1:3488540dec]GROUP A Amalgamated Stadium, Oglethorpia
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Eauz 2 2 0 0 4 1 3 6
Oddslavo 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3
Svecia 2 1 0 1 3 4 -1 3
Total n Utter Insanity 2 0 0 2 0 2 -2 0

GROUP B Bureaucratized Stadium, Oglethorpia
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Ravenspire 2 1 1 0 3 1 2 4
Snub Nose 38 2 1 0 1 3 2 1 3
Runaway Moose 2 1 0 1 2 3 -1 3
Commerce Heights 2 0 1 1 1 3 -2 1

GROUP C Bennar Salesde Stadium, Kingsford
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Cockbill Street 2 2 0 0 4 2 2 6
Europa Brittania 2 0 2 0 1 1 0 2
One Red Dot 2 0 1 1 2 3 -1 1
Spaam 2 0 1 1 1 2 -1 1

GROUP D Stadium by the Sea, Kingsford
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Tanah Burung 2 2 0 0 5 2 3 6
Iansisle 2 1 1 0 4 2 2 4
Lovebug 2 0 1 1 2 3 -1 1
The Lowland Clans 2 0 0 2 2 6 -4 0

GROUP E TriNational Stadium, Kingsford
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Brazillico 2 2 0 0 4 0 4 6
Kaze Progressa 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3
Audioslavia 2 1 0 1 2 3 -1 3
Kerla 2 0 0 2 0 3 -3 0

GROUP F Estadio del Reycastillo, Kingsford
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Rejistania 2 1 1 0 2 1 1 4
Dennisov 2 1 1 0 1 0 1 4
Lemmitania 2 0 2 0 1 1 0 2
The Eagles Nest 2 0 0 2 0 2 -2 0

GROUP G Consolidated Stadium, Oglethorpia
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Kingsford 2 2 0 0 4 1 3 6
Halfassedstates 2 0 2 0 1 1 0 2
Liverpool England 2 0 1 1 2 3 -1 1
Gesamskunstwerk 2 0 1 1 0 2 -2 1

GROUP H Eudis Bryan Park, Kingsford
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Oglethorpia 2 1 1 0 3 1 2 4
Bedistan 2 0 2 0 1 1 0 2
Giant Zucchini 2 0 2 0 1 1 0 2
Dance2Revolution 2 0 1 1 1 3 -2 1[/code:1:3488540dec]

Once again, the Minister of Statistics, Other Totally Useless Information, and Band Aids presents the matchday results table for World Cup XIV. He could not be stopped - we tried, but he slipped out through an open window, climbed down a drain pipe, and made it to the publisher before we knew he'd escaped.

Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe
Barristers - Attorneys at Law
And Lawn Maintenance

President, Chief Executive Officer, or What-Have-You
Eclectic Lemming Corporation
Lemmington, Lemmitania

Sir, Madam, Other, as appropriate:

We have been retained by one "Margaret", of the Ministry of Athletics, Olympics, and Alcoholic Beverages of the Frost-Free Borderlands of Snub Nose 38, with reference to the following quote from one of your recent advertisements:

Woman: No, silly, I’m supplicating to the Random Number Gods! Can’t you tell from my official MargaretMask™?
We draw your attention to the "trade mark" "MargaretMask". Our client advises us that there has been no "quid pro quo" - no remuneration - no value for value reciprocity - for the commercial use of her name, and by association, repututation. It is customary in the world of commerce, nay, it is mandatory, to offer something of value in exchange for the use of something of value.

Our client feels affronted, offended, demeaned, ignored, belittled (our client has a lot of feelings), abused, mis-used, robbed...and just a little queesy.

On her behalf, we make a simple demand. Money. Lots of it. Say, a couple trillion Lemmings.

Small, unmarked bills in a brown paper bag in the hollow of the old oak in the center of Sten Park.

Cordially,

Huey and Louis,
of Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe.

ooc: according to the forum, TBF posted to this thread at 2:50 EST on May 25. that ain't here.

TBF - did you post? post & delete? not post? is ogle hiding behind you?

First Round Matchday 3
Proudly sponsored by the Eclectic Lemming Corporation of Lemmitania: "State-owned since forever, it seems."
Makers of the famed Electric Lemming Chickenizer, the ChickA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner and the ELC Roadkill Rejuvenator!

GROUP A
Eauz 2 - 0 Oddslavo
Svecia 1 - 2 Total n Utter Insanity

GROUP B
Commerce Heights 0 - 1 Runaway Moose
Ravenspire 0 - 1 Snub Nose 38

GROUP C
Spaam 2 - 3 One Red Dot
Europa Brittania 2 - 2 Cockbill Street

GROUP D
The Lowland Clans 0 - 1 Lovebug
Tanah Burung 1 - 0 Iansisle

GROUP E
Audioslavia 1 - 0 Kaze Progressa
Kerla 0 - 1 Brazillico

GROUP F
Rejistania 1 - 1 Dennisov
Lemmitania 0 – 0 The Eagles Nest

GROUP G
Halfassedstates 1 - 3 Kingsford
Getsamtkuntswerk 1 - 1 Liverpool England

GROUP H
Bedistan 0 - 1 Dance2Revolution
Oglethorpia 2 - 1 Giant Zucchini
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Woman: Oomba, oomba, ya ya, oomba! Oomba, oomba, ya ya, oomba! Oomba, oomba, ya ya, oomba!

Man: Say, hon, what the hell are you up to here? Flingin’ around a perfectly good rubber chicken and chantin’ like a crazed witch-doctor person and all?

Woman: I’m doing the secret rituals which every government secretly sanctions but none admit to.

Man: You mean you’re torturing political prisoners?

Woman: No, silly, I’m supplicating to the Random Number Gods! Can’t you tell from my official MargaretMask™?

Man: Oh, I wondered what had happened to your face. But wait a minute, you can’t supplicate to the Random Number Gods with a rubber chicken! Everyone knows that!

Woman: This isn’t a rubber chicken, it’s a living, breathing boneless chicken I made using a ChicA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner from Eclectic Lemming Corporation!

Man: But, wait! A living, breathing chicken that’s been painlessly deboned with a ChicA-Live isn’t sanctioned for Random Number God supplication! The Random Number Gods have made that quite clear!

Woman: It’s okay! ELC now sells a ChicA-Live Electric Ritualizer! You just plug it in, connect it to the ChicA-Live Electric Chicken Deboner, and voila! You can produce 100% guaranteed Random-Number-God-approved deboned chickens.

Man: Gee. That’ll make supplicating a hell of a lot easier, I have to say.

Woman: You just betcha!

Voiceover: Don’t be caught supplicating with an un-ritualized chicken. If you want your team to win, go with the only live-chicken-deboner-ritualizer officially sanctioned* by the Random Number Gods: The ChicA-Live Electric Ritualizer! Available at finer home stores everywhere.

*Official sanction of the Random Number Gods is not official. Claims made in this advertisement are not guaranteed to be accurate.

WC14 Second Round
Brought to you by The Eclectic Lemming Corporation
State Owned Forever, it Seems

Group A
Eauz – 9 pts, GD+5
Total n Utter Insanity – 3 pts, GD-1

Group B
Snub Nose 38 – 6 pts, GD+2
Runaway Moose – 6 pts, GD=

Group C
Cockbill Street – 7 pts, GD+2
One Red Dot – 4 pts, GD=

Group D
Tanah Burung – 9 pts, GD+4
Iansisle – 4 pts, GD+1

Group E
Brazillico – 9 pts, GD+5
Audioslavia – 6 pts, GD=

Group F
Rejistania – 5 pts, GD+1, GF3
Dennisov – 5 pts, GD+1, GF2

Group G
Kingsford – 9 pts, GD+5
Liverpool England – 2 pts, GD-1

Group H
Oglethorpia – 7 pts, GD+3
Dance2Revolution – 4 pts, GD-1

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Second Round Fixtures
Eauz (1)
Audioslavia (6)

Oglethorpia (14)
Iansisle (36)

Snub Nose 38 (33)
Dennisov (27)

Rejistania (4)
Runaway Moose (60)

Brazillico (26)
Total n Utter Insanity (24)

Tanah Burung (23)
Dance2Revolution (32)

Kingsford (30)
One Red Dot (19)

Cockbill Street (29)
Liverpool England (22)


OOC - apologies for the lack of TGing, a power outage swept the nation of Kingsford yesterday and part of the day before, shutting down the telegramming and posting office completely.

WORLD CUP XIV - MATCHDAY 3

[code:1:a713161038]GROUP A Amalgamated Stadium, Oglethorpia
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Eauz 3 3 0 0 6 1 5 9
Total n Utter Insanity 3 1 0 2 2 3 -1 3
Svecia 3 1 0 2 4 6 -2 3
Oddslavo 3 1 0 2 2 4 -2 3

GROUP B Bureaucratized Stadium, Oglethorpia
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Snub Nose 38 3 2 0 1 4 2 2 6
Runaway Moose 3 2 0 1 3 3 0 6
Ravenspire 3 1 1 1 3 2 1 4
Commerce Heights 3 0 1 2 1 4 -3 1

GROUP C Bennar Salesde Stadium, Kingsford
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Cockbill Street 3 2 1 0 6 4 2 7
One Red Dot 3 1 1 1 5 5 0 4
Europa Brittania 3 0 3 0 3 3 0 3
Spaam 3 0 1 2 3 5 -2 1

GROUP D Stadium by the Sea, Kingsford
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Tanah Burung 3 3 0 0 6 2 4 9
Iansisle 3 1 1 1 4 3 1 4
Lovebug 3 1 1 1 3 3 0 4
The Lowland Clans 3 0 0 3 2 7 -5 0

GROUP E TriNational Stadium, Kingsford
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Brazillico 3 3 0 0 5 0 5 9
Audioslavia 3 2 0 1 3 3 0 6
Kaze Progressa 3 1 0 2 1 2 -1 3
Kerla 3 0 0 2 0 4 -4 0

GROUP F Estadio del Reycastillo, Kingsford
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Rejistania 3 1 2 0 3 2 1 5
Dennisov 3 1 2 0 2 1 1 5
Lemmitania 3 0 3 0 1 1 0 3
The Eagles Nest 3 0 1 2 0 2 -2 1

GROUP G Consolidated Stadium, Oglethorpia
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Kingsford 3 3 0 0 7 2 5 9
Liverpool England 3 0 2 1 3 4 -1 2
Halfassedstates 3 0 2 1 2 4 -2 2
Gesamskunstwerk 3 0 2 1 1 3 -2 2

GROUP H Eudis Bryan Park, Kingsford
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
Oglethorpia 3 2 1 0 5 2 3 7
Dance2Revolution 3 1 1 1 2 3 -1 4
Giant Zucchini 3 0 2 1 2 3 -1 2
Bedistan 3 0 2 1 1 2 -1 2 [/code:1:a713161038]

Second Round Scores
Eauz 1
Audioslavia 0

Oglethorpia 1
Iansisle 1
AET: 1:1
APK: 4:3 Oglethorpia

Snub Nose 38 3
Dennisov 1

Rejistania 4
Runaway Moose 0

Brazillico 0
Total n Utter Insanity 3

Tanah Burung 4
Dance2Revolution 2

Kingsford 1
One Red Dot 1
AET 2:1 Kingsford

Liverpool England 2
Cockbill Street 0

Fixtures
Eauz
Oglethorpia

Snub Nose 38
Rejistania

Total n Utter Insanity
Tanah Burung

Kingsford
Liverpool England

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OOC: I know, you'll all get mad at me when I say this, but after I TG and post QFs today, the cup will be on a three day break. Why? I have final exams. I wish I didn't, but frankly, Real Life is above Nationstates in my mind, so I'd rather study and do well and have you all slightly angry than fail them all completely. This past weekend was really busy, too, I didn't even touch the computer. I had to run all over the city and still work two 7 hour days, so, I'm sorry about that, I hope its ok with everyone that the cup will take a slight delay for real life, if not, then I guess I have to succeed the hosting rights to someone else.

KN

If you guys still need a hand, I'd be more than willing to help out.

I don't mind seeing I'm not gonna be here for that time.

Quarterfinal Scores

Eauz 0
Oglethorpia 0
AET: 2:1 Eauz

Snub Nose 38 3
Rejistania 4

Total n Utter Insanity 1
Tanah Burung 0

Kingsford 0
Liverpool England 0
AET 2:0 Kingsford

Fixtures
Eauz (1)
Rejistania (4)

Total n Utter Insanity (24)
Kingsford (30)

OOC: I know, you'll all get mad at me when I say this, but after I TG and post QFs today, the cup will be on a three day break. Why? I have final exams. I wish I didn't, but frankly, Real Life is above Nationstates in my mind, so I'd rather study and do well and have you all slightly angry than fail them all completely. This past weekend was really busy, too, I didn't even touch the computer. I had to run all over the city and still work two 7 hour days, so, I'm sorry about that, I hope its ok with everyone that the cup will take a slight delay for real life, if not, then I guess I have to succeed the hosting rights to someone else.

KN

Kingsford: First, that is a mature and intelligent decision. This is, after all, a game.

Where's Ogle? If there has to be a delay, then there has to be a delay, but if Ogle is available he could carry on.

Second, (and this is just an old guy with a love of words and language - take it for what it's worth) - "secede". :wink:

SN38: Oglethorpia is having a holiday in Hawai'i.

Sorry for the delay.

As LE said, I was on holiday and Kingsford had real life issues to attend to -- but from this point on things will be on track. Semifinals results have been TGed and will be posted tomorrow roughly the same time -- they're only two days late.

The finals will take place on Thursday.

ICly, the finals will take place in Amalgamated Stadium -- Megalopolis City, Oglethorpia.

Semifinals Scores

Rejistania 2 - 1 Eauz (TriNational Stadium, KN)
Total n Utter Insanity 0 - 1 Kingsford (Consolidated Stadium, OG)

Final/3rd Place

Rejistania vs. Kingsford @ Amalgamated Stadium, Oglethorpia
Total n Utter Insanity vs. Eauz @ Estadia del Reycastillo, Kingsford

APRIL 21ST 2005 (R/L)

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