NationStates Jolt Archive

Imagine a world full of warring nations, international troubles and chaos. Imagine living in such a world, the stress pushing down upon you. Then, imagine paradise. Imagine luxurious apartment-style living. Imagine reawakening your inner child. Imagine Diplomacy Cruise Lines.

Every national leader knows the stresses of running a nation, leading millions to sucess or failure. Every national leader knows the tension during times of war and political struggles. On a Diplomacy Cruise, let your troubles sink beneath the waves as you relax on the most luxurious vessels to cruise the seas of Earth.

Every Diplomacy Cruise Lines Vessel is neutral territory, where international rivals can sit down quietly together and enjoy the gift of time. Each Diplomacy Cruise Lines employee, all the way up to the Captain of the ornate vessel, is trained to feed your every desire, to treat you as the Lord himself would be treated. From what past customers have told us, they even make nice footrests.

The living quarters of every Diplomacy Cruise Lines vessel rivals that of the finest national leader's residence. Each room is finely decorated with silk curtains, gold faucets and gripping marble-tiled baths and showers, and equipped with worldwide phone services, high-definition televisions and entertainment consoles. Our guests sleep on feather-soft matresses, wrapped in fine silk sheets and topped off with goose down pillows. Excersize facilities, recreational facilities and even miniature golf courses are built into the above decks. A Grand Hall on the Boat deck is used for receptions, special events and serve as the dining hall.

Diplomacy Cruise Lines has you well covered.

Diplomacy Cruise Lines - Don't worry, let us handle it.

The Diplomacy Cruise Lines Fleet
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DCL Adventurer
61 Executive Staterooms, all outside
5 Decks
Two BioDiesel Engines rater 2,800SHP each, 600hp bowthruster, controllable pitch propellers
20 nautical miles per hour
16 ft Draft
53 foot Beam width
330ft in length
4,400 tons
76 staff members
Registered in Foe Hammer
$5,640 Per Traveller per Week

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DCL Peacetime
61 Executive Staterooms, all outside
5 Decks
Two BioDiesel Engines rated 2,800SHP each, 600hp bowthruster, controllable pitch propellers
20 nautical miles per hour cruising speed
16 ft Draft
53 foot Beam width
330ft in length
4,400 tons
74 staff members
Registered in Foe Hammer
$5,640 Per Traveller per Week

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DCL Armistace
64 executive staterooms, all outside
5 Decks
Two VASA Engines rated 4,000SHP each, 600hp bowthruster, controllable pitch propellers
18 nautical miles per hour cruising speed
15 ft Draft
51 ft Beam width
340ft in length
5,200 tons
72 staff members
Registered in Foe Hammer
$5,240 Per Traveller per Week

Post here and request to be a restocking/loading location/destination for Diplomacy Cruise Lines!

:roll: Nice idea, FH.

*Ignores the rolling eyes*

Aye, 'tis a good idea for a hypocritical world. People say "Stop the fighting!" and then trample a few newbs, people say "End corruption!" and then murder a few political parties, you get the point. I'm just taking this opportunity to start an RP that doesn't involve war, doesn't involve hate, and gives national leaders a chance to unwind (Plus, we might learn a thing or two about each other.)

Oh, come ON, this has plenty of potential for a good, peaceful RP.

THIS WILL NOT BE ANOTHER THREAD LOST TO THE DEPTHS OF THE FORUMS!

[OOC: Well, I'd join, but my President is in an RP right now, my Vice President is in an RP right now, every other character I have are in RPs right now, and I can't bother creating another character for the purpose of one RP. Sorry.]

(OOC: Oh, come on you lazy smacktards. You say I'm a warmonger, and yet you don't participate in any of my PEACEFUL RPs, you say I build too many space ships, and yet when I stop you don't say a f*ckin' thing, and you pretty much ignore every one of my attempts at a peaceful RP. You people are so hypocritical it's not even funny.)

(Not directed to Nanakaland)

OOC: I would like to RP but about 50% of my country's population is dead including the federal government, but the cruise idea is pretty good.