NationStates Jolt Archive


Scheisstoria needs your help!

27-04-2004, 06:02
Hello. I have interest in the more ..robust women of your countries. You see, scheiss is a staple of the Scheisstorian diet--our top "chefs" used to steam up about five heaping bowls of the doughy delicacy a day. The key words are used to. We opened up a few burger kings, and our chefs grew lazy in preparing their meals; they now only make Scheiss once every two days or so. And, for the healthy appetites of the average Scheisstorian, that's simply poop! Please consider engaging our nation in a trade: we wish to receive your more hearty, robust women whom enjoy eating large amounts of fiber. And in return? Our imports are numerous, and our ...exports are not so numerous now, but they should be back up to speed with your help.
Alcona and Hubris
27-04-2004, 06:07
???
Adejaani
27-04-2004, 06:11
Now that is wrong. "Scheiss" is the German word for poop, as he noted. He wants us to send him brown stuff to eat? :shock:
Alcona and Hubris
27-04-2004, 06:19
Now that is wrong. "Scheiss" is the German word for poop, as he noted. He wants us to send him brown stuff to eat? :shock:

See above post....(I speak German but I just couldn't think of anything to say!)

Now:
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Vrak
27-04-2004, 06:35
OOC:

One shutters about what the exports might be.
Alcona and Hubris
27-04-2004, 06:41
I think we should ban all Scheisstoria exports...as a health hazard to Klatchians...