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27-04-2004, 05:50
CNN Headline News
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"And we'll be back in a minute. In the meantime, here's a word from our sponsers."
*fade to black, CNN theme plays as camera pans around studio*
*screen cuts to a tropical island scene*
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*a female voice comes on, relaxing tropical music plays*
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*screen fades to black, and suddenly this picture flashes on screen*
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*music turns to minor, and becomes very ugly*
See these people here? You won't find them or any of their horrible kind in the Corporate Islands, which is 100% hippy free. Hippies only hold your nation and your corporations back from achiving their fullpotential by clogging up streets and decreasing productivity with illegal drug use. They're also an eyesore. I mean, do you want to look at that all day? No, you'd much rather look at this...
*music picks up again, screen fades to black*
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These people work within our great capitalist system, and are all the happier for it. And can you blame them? Of course not, everyone has a right to be rich here in the Corporate Islands.
So remember, you don't want this...
*fade to black, proceeding image flashes on screen*
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You want this...
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*electronic beat incorporates itself into tropical theme*
So remember...
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Join the Corporate Islands today, and forever live in the prosparity of the capitalist system. It's the gift that keeps on giving to your people, and to you.
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A Resi Media Company
"And we'll be back in a minute. In the meantime, here's a word from our sponsers."
*fade to black, CNN theme plays as camera pans around studio*
*screen cuts to a tropical island scene*
http://www.bahamasfilm.com/exuma/2841/2841073.jpg
*a female voice comes on, relaxing tropical music plays*
Beautiful, isn't it? The perfect place for any nation to be, big or small. This is the Corporate Islands, home to many great nations that are more than willing to welcome you into their perfect home. How could this excellent deal get better, you ask? Well, there are a couple of ways...
*screen fades to black, and suddenly this picture flashes on screen*
http://www.piou.org/photos/j18antiwar/Images/31.jpg
*music turns to minor, and becomes very ugly*
See these people here? You won't find them or any of their horrible kind in the Corporate Islands, which is 100% hippy free. Hippies only hold your nation and your corporations back from achiving their fullpotential by clogging up streets and decreasing productivity with illegal drug use. They're also an eyesore. I mean, do you want to look at that all day? No, you'd much rather look at this...
*music picks up again, screen fades to black*
http://www.magisnetworks.com/images/photos/happyWorkers.jpg
These people work within our great capitalist system, and are all the happier for it. And can you blame them? Of course not, everyone has a right to be rich here in the Corporate Islands.
So remember, you don't want this...
*fade to black, proceeding image flashes on screen*
http://www.zcportal.com/photos/nazimarch5.jpg
You want this...
http://www.dvirc.org/happy_workers.jpg
*electronic beat incorporates itself into tropical theme*
So remember...
*fade to black, fade to proceeding image*
http://www.kiat.net/pix/east-coast/images/miami25.jpg
Join the Corporate Islands today, and forever live in the prosparity of the capitalist system. It's the gift that keeps on giving to your people, and to you.
This advertisment sponsered by the Resi Corporation, all rights reserved.