NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings my fellow Potato lovers and consumers.

It has come to my attention that many nations are turning away from the potato, and going to other foods, such as pizza and burgers. The french fry, once one of the most famous and extraordinary product to be sold, is now being called unhealthy, and a cause of heart-attacks! The potato itself is hardly anymore considered healthy! We must act now, make a safe haven for all who enjoy potatoes.

I sugest we create our own region, one where the potato is appreciated. One where the potato farms will go on for miles and miles. No more overpriced potatoes on the account that people fear to buy them. No more potato farms, turning to wheat or corn. No more Pizza Huts replacing the Potato cabana.

Any who are interested, respond now.

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Spud Potate
Elected Ruler of the Potato-Eaters

Jeruselem Irishman: I agree! We need more spuds here.
Jeruselem Jew: Paddy, you can't grow spuds here unless you have a huge greenhouse.
Jeruselem Irishman: Damn Hamish, I'll have a Guiness then.

Potatoes will be in great stock where we plan to set our region. I assure you potatoes will be in large supply.

Spud Potate
Elected Ruler of the Potato-Eaters

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At one time, we where one of the countries in which the potato was eaten with almost all meals.

We started to do genetic experiments with the spuds to try to get better yealds. Well, we made a mistake, and the potatoes turned to be animate objects. When they discovered their purpase in society was to be eaten, they revolted. It took 3 months to put down the "spud riots" down. Many innocent Men, women, and Guava fruits where killed.

After this horrible event, all potatoes where banned from our shores. In fact, we just executed a convicted Potato traffiker.

(Attn: The following public broadcast was made purely for satirical reasons. No potatoes or other fruits/veggies where hurt in the making of this public announcement.)

Now, Where is my damn salad!

The Commonwealth of Potatoes assures everyone else, that The "South Islands" inciddent was caused by lack of proper funding. Potatoes are a nice vegetable.

Spud Potate
Elected Ruler of the Potato-Eaters

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