Resi Corp: Two Billion Served
The Resi Corporation
22-04-2004, 05:35
CNN Headline News
Today in the Resi Corporation, the 2 billionth citizen was born. The lucky child turned out to be an albino female catperson, named Lucile and born to Mr. and Ms. Lyne. Lucile Lyne was born in good health and at a normal weight, but the interesting thing about this birth is that her mother claims that it was a virgin contraception. While Lucile's mother has been married for a month, she says she has had no time for a "physical" relationship with her husband due to her workload. We attempted to reach Mr. Lyne for an interview, but he was unavailable for comment.
Whether or not this is a fact has yet to be determined, but the majority of those polled think that Ms. Lyne gets around a bit more than she lets on. Wait, can we say that on the air? Guess so.
This is Kary Berg, signing off for CNN Resi News.
Dreisden
22-04-2004, 05:42
Well now..Congratulations! I'm sure the parents are very proud. By the way..Remember me, Resi? :wink:
The Resi Corporation
22-04-2004, 05:45
Well now..Congratulations! I'm sure the parents are very proud. By the way..Remember me, Resi? :wink:Yes, they sure are.
...you... I remember you from... somewhere...
Oh yeah! Jai got stuck in your country because of the war and it was driving him nuts because of all the Nazi stuff and such. Of course I remember you, I don't think Jai could ever forget. :P
BLARGistania
22-04-2004, 05:47
Congrats Resi.
Are we developing a new religious force here? Cause the invisible Pink Pony is the lord and master of all. But congrats anyway, 2 billion is a big mark.
Dreisden
22-04-2004, 05:48
Indeed! Anyways, telegram me as since I'm hoping to do some "business" with your Corporation... *looks at the crowd*.. I swear I'm not buying WMD's this time! I swear!..
The Resi Corporation
22-04-2004, 05:48
Congrats Resi.
Are we developing a new religious force here? Cause the invisible Pink Pony is the lord and master of all. But congrats anyway, 2 billion is a big mark.Well, most of our population and our leader are devoutly Discordian or Erisian. Depends on the day of the week. :P
Alcona and Hubris
22-04-2004, 05:51
Contrats Resi...
BLARGistania
22-04-2004, 05:51
:wink:
until the second coming of Jeff, son of the Pony. Then the hethens shall convert.
Crimmond
22-04-2004, 06:16
Two billion? n00b. :P
The Resi Corporation
22-04-2004, 21:32
BUMP for viewage.
The Resi Corporation
22-04-2004, 21:37
Congratulations, capitalist pig... :D
Draconis Nightcrawlis
22-04-2004, 22:42
Congrats Resi, may your population continue to grow toward that magical 3 billion mark :)
Automagfreek
23-04-2004, 02:28
Congrats, and we look forward to sealing our.....deal.
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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-
Bravo! 2 billion more slaves!
~Internal correspondence, PM's Office
The Resi Corporation
23-04-2004, 03:19
Congrats, and we look forward to sealing our.....deal.Indeed, has it been cleared with any of the concerned parties yet?
~Dawn Kradii~
Automagfreek
23-04-2004, 04:35
Congrats, and we look forward to sealing our.....deal.Indeed, has it been cleared with any of the concerned parties yet?
~Dawn Kradii~
Yes, and the party in question has no objections. It looks like everything's going as planned.
Now, we just need to draw up the contract.
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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-
Free Outer Eugenia
23-04-2004, 05:19
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"It's a Cookbook!"
The Resi Corporation
23-04-2004, 05:30
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"It's a Cookbook!"http://datacore.sciflicks.com/soylent_green/images/soylent_green_large_01.jpg
"It's made from people! PEEEEEOOOOOPLEEEEEE!"
:lol:
Atlantian Outcasts
24-04-2004, 03:42
MEH!
oh, and congrats. :P
Northrop-Grumman
24-04-2004, 03:52
Congratulations
Congrads to former RGGA member resi
Dontgonearthere
29-04-2004, 05:22
DGNT sends its official congratulations to the Resi Corporation and looks forward to a peaceful and profitable future with you and your citizens.
As a gesture toward this particular future, for there are many, many differnt futures, of which not all are pleasant, we send your leader a gift basket of assorted fruit and either%25 off of any one purchase at any GLACORP store or a free ship of your choice (other than a Piledriver) at Pax Drive Yards.
The Resi Corporation
29-04-2004, 05:24
((OOC: No fair, that's practically a copy and paste. :P ))
We gracioiusly accept the, um, fruit basket, and inquire into what ships you have available.
Dontgonearthere
29-04-2004, 05:27
OOC:
Hey, I didnt HAVE to do this :P
IC (Sort of):
http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showtopic=24
One free ship, or well give you a Piledriver for 50 trillion.
a virgin contraception.
OOC:
*grin*
conception ;) contraception are... condoms and the like.
IC:
Chimaea congratulates the Resi Corporation on the birth of its two billionth citizen. We wish the little girl and her family all the best too!