NationStates Jolt Archive

In the INA (Imperial News awards) this year, Wombat news has been declared No.1 news channel, scooping almost EVERY single award bar one, including most dramatic, best presentation, and most hilarious.

INS news only scraped up one award this year, most serious, for their cold-hearted, unbiased portrail of their news.

WN is given full congratulations and have been offered a 24-hour news slot on the Imperial Hologram network.

*runs interminable footage of the awards ceremony across the full multi-spectrum media, endlessly looping back to the beginning*

Endlessly ... hang on - where's the bit about INS winning an award? Yay - edited out!! Wombat News - ruler of the airwaves, master of the media!!

*gratefully accepts all awards, and the offer to broadcast full-time on the Imperial HoloNet*

WN

Congratulations!
*refrains from murdering any of the reporters*

They're not the most serious!? Wombat News often explains what's going on better than anyone else in the world!

Wombat News often explains what's going on better than anyone else in the world!

*applauds*

*sends Milostein a case of Wallaby Ale*

"Cheers, mate!"

WN