19-04-2004, 15:00
It was a quiet night in Arbitrary City, TheBigBagODice. And at the international headquarters of Almalgamated Robotics Machinery And General Electronics Distribution Dispersment OmniNational (A.R.M.A.G.E.D.D.O.N.) Inc., it's founder, president and chairman Luther Nilhizer leaned back in his chair and looked over the glowing lights from the window of his penthouse office.
His operations had suffered during Randomiza's--pardon--TheBigBagODice's unexpected and completely ludicrous submergence, but now that the country had resurfaced (literally) it was time to once again make his services available to the global community.
He logged onto his personal shielded internet connection and transmitted an encrypted message to several thousand email addresses that he knew belonged to individuals who had less than savory business dealings with him in the past. No doubt some of the emails would be bounced back to him, but he was reasonably confident that the majority would reach the right people.
He looked over the text of the email he had composed before sending it:
"To Whom It May Concern,
Sunken cargo ship resurfaced, valuable goods and services reclaimed, looking for business partners to form distribution network. Respond for details.
L.N."
Nilhizer smiled. Yes, with planning, forethought, and a little luck, he could create a new international crime syndicate that could make everyone involved very very rich indeed.
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His operations had suffered during Randomiza's--pardon--TheBigBagODice's unexpected and completely ludicrous submergence, but now that the country had resurfaced (literally) it was time to once again make his services available to the global community.
He logged onto his personal shielded internet connection and transmitted an encrypted message to several thousand email addresses that he knew belonged to individuals who had less than savory business dealings with him in the past. No doubt some of the emails would be bounced back to him, but he was reasonably confident that the majority would reach the right people.
He looked over the text of the email he had composed before sending it:
"To Whom It May Concern,
Sunken cargo ship resurfaced, valuable goods and services reclaimed, looking for business partners to form distribution network. Respond for details.
L.N."
Nilhizer smiled. Yes, with planning, forethought, and a little luck, he could create a new international crime syndicate that could make everyone involved very very rich indeed.
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