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Wombat News

Hype and excitement are growing to almost Eurovision proportions following the announcement of the first annual Wombat News Political Awards. The awards ceremony, which will be held with all the glitz and glamour the Demagogue and Dictator pub can muster, will be fronted by Wombat News roving reporter and expert political writer Seamus O’Hack, a long-time contributor to Wombat News.

The winners of the prestigious awards, nicknamed "Wombies", will be decided by the editorial staff of Wombat News while on a drunken outing to the aforementioned public house in the next few weeks. Readers of Wombat News, of which there are at least one and a half, will also be able to vote on a special award for the Politician of the Year.

To make sure that voting is as fair and democratic as possible, Wombat News has hired two Iesus Christi election officials to oversee the process at great expense. Nominations for the Politician of the Year can be telegrammed to Wombat News*, along with your name, address, credit card details and the name of your pet dog if you so desire. Winners will be revealed in a few weeks' time. No purchase necessary, see yourself in the mirror for a shock.

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* or posted below!

Interesting...

I, Malissa Black, Kaiser of Novar Ohan, Princess of Roania, Liege Lady of Agua, etcedera, etcedera, hereby nominate my father's Prime Minister, Lady Allysandra Ellestrea:

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Let me see... address? 1 Imperial Square, Stronghold of Roan.

Never needed a credit card.

Pet dogs? Um... Gouger, Ripper, Reporter-Eater, Killer, and Jane.

I nominate myself, for sucessfully not featuring in Wombat News.

Imperator, Arch-Princeps and Executive of the Empire, Sovereign Lord of all C’tan Territories and Dominions, including, but not limited to, Duat, Sentinel One, Sentinel Two, Naogeddon, Sigma Orichalae and Wolf 1841, Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces, Archduke of Thephet-Sheta, Lord of Naogeddon, Commander in Chief of the Order of Peace, Lord Chief Justice of the Empire, Grand Master of the Imperial Senate, Senator-appointed of Thephet-Sheta in perpetuity, By the Grace of Fate, Emperor and Autocrat of All Duat, Mephet'ran, Sc.D Ph.D Phy.D

Postal Adress : Office of the Emperor, Viceregal Palace, Sentinel Two, Mars.

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