Wombat News
15-04-2004, 09:57
Northern Um Lizaa; Wombat News
Iraqstan today continued to believe it was building a massive wall to seal off the northern parts of Um Lizaa instead of unwittingly footing the bill to construct the first stage of a nation-wide wall meant to seal off the entire country of Iraqstan from everyone else. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=137182&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=)
Since construction began Sunday, northern Um Lizaan leaders have continually condemned the barrier, statements that have successfully motivated Iraqstani Führer Carlos Quil’Raya to keep building it.
"Iraqstan should not unilaterally build a wall along its borders simply to keep northern Um Lizaans out," Northern League spokesman Moussa Kah said at a press conference yesterday. "We prefer negotiation over separation."
"How was that?" Kah then whispered to an aide.
"Great. They're still walling themselves in," the aide said.
Increasing the pressure, Kah added he hopes Iraqstan "will at least stop once they've built a wall, and will not add sensors, patrols, obstacles, trenches, remote turrets and mines."
In response, Iraqstani government spokeswoman Nataliya Danashova said the wall was "just the beginning. Soon we will have a full security zone, with sensors, patrols, obstacles, trenches, remote turrets and mines."
"This is too easy," Kah said later.
Kah also insisted that northern Um Lizaan leaders wanted to meet with Führer Quil’Raya next week to vehemently oppose construction of, say, a 100 metre high wall around the entire country. As a result, Führer Quil’Raya is expected to refuse the meeting and finish the wall by winter.
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Iraqstan today continued to believe it was building a massive wall to seal off the northern parts of Um Lizaa instead of unwittingly footing the bill to construct the first stage of a nation-wide wall meant to seal off the entire country of Iraqstan from everyone else. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=137182&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=)
Since construction began Sunday, northern Um Lizaan leaders have continually condemned the barrier, statements that have successfully motivated Iraqstani Führer Carlos Quil’Raya to keep building it.
"Iraqstan should not unilaterally build a wall along its borders simply to keep northern Um Lizaans out," Northern League spokesman Moussa Kah said at a press conference yesterday. "We prefer negotiation over separation."
"How was that?" Kah then whispered to an aide.
"Great. They're still walling themselves in," the aide said.
Increasing the pressure, Kah added he hopes Iraqstan "will at least stop once they've built a wall, and will not add sensors, patrols, obstacles, trenches, remote turrets and mines."
In response, Iraqstani government spokeswoman Nataliya Danashova said the wall was "just the beginning. Soon we will have a full security zone, with sensors, patrols, obstacles, trenches, remote turrets and mines."
"This is too easy," Kah said later.
Kah also insisted that northern Um Lizaan leaders wanted to meet with Führer Quil’Raya next week to vehemently oppose construction of, say, a 100 metre high wall around the entire country. As a result, Führer Quil’Raya is expected to refuse the meeting and finish the wall by winter.
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